quick get me "that guy"

im stiff for siff

is she arms hairy?

i need to suck and sniff siff snatch!

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>we nee-

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haha /tv/ we just got done with a "that guy" thread! let's make another one like our home board /b/! it's going to be full of the same pictures haha! so funny! /tv/ culture ftw!

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>>84345966

>tfw you wrote a movie specifically for Eric Roberts and it's the one thing he's too busy to actually work on

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>>84345676
>we need a black assassin

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>We need a side character for scifi five episodes tops

>>84346026
man, he was so good in star 80. one of the most terrifying characters in 80s cinema. his best performance probably. it all went downhill from there;_;

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>>84345676
>we need earthquake

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>>84348173
>have hand tremors rapidly advancing with age.
>suddenly becomes fashionable to poke fun at Parkinsons.
>can't explain the difference to 9/10 people.

I just want to hold a fucking glass of water without spilling it...

>>84345676
hmm

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I need an Asian older woman who can speak English and Chinese.

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>Get me a buff nigger to appear threatening at first and then turn out to be comic relief

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>we need and old man who has a comedic old man run

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>we need a corrupt politician/business man

Never knew this guy was a Brit.

>>84347800
kek

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>we need middle aged divorced metro sexual man

>>84346017
>we need the faggot redditor
>say no more!

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>we need a boy (female)

>>84348563
>we need dicknose

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>we need an Eastern European gangster

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>>84345676
>we need a high ranking officer devoted to duty and works with aliens

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>we need tom hardy

>>84348579
have you never seen snatch?

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>we need everyone

>>84348457
reminder that she did this stunt herself, injured herself doing it frist few times and filmed the successful take on it while injured:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGLk-DzomM
hardcore lady

>>84349372
F ;_;

>>84349390
now THATS the type of shit that lets me somewhat believe actors deserve big paychecks, not looking cool while another guy does the hard stuff

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>>84349372
>sir he's retired
>don't worry sir we got this

>>84348404
Get a long straw

>>84348404
Sorry anon. Best of luck man.

>>84349296
but budget friendly

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>we need a russian general
>Comrade Rade reporting for duty!

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>We need a funny fat guy
>How about Jonah Hill
>You think I shit money?! Find someone who is cheap!
>I got it!

>>84349372
>He's quitting acting to be a dressmaker

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>>84346017
>Reddit tranny deranged to the point where it brings up /b/, /pol/ for no reason

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>>84349240

I would make a lot of posts but I'm too drunk and lazy to download images of the actorsas in thei prifle

>>84347185

he's clearly chinese

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>We need someone to play Vegeta in the new DBZ live action reboot
>dw I got you /fa/m

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>we need an old lady for a horror flick

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>bring me an actress and a ladder.

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>we need to cast the only female character in the movie

>>84351088
WE

>>84351298
too tall we need someone like RDJ manlet tier

>>84351407
I seem to have some other options but their names escaped me

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>quick I need that evian bottle
>say no more boss

>>84351452
Isn't Galadriel also really tall or something?

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>we need a sleazy CEO type

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>we need a guy with aids

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>>84351811
He needs a pissbottle

>>84351969
what the fuck

>>84351983
newfag pls go

>>84351961
Or they could use some gay dude too, or someone from africa. They all have aids

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>sir, Eric Roberts is busy
>ok, I'll pay 5 more bucks to cast that role

>>84351969
>implying he's not a free pee-er urinating wherever whenever her likes

>>84350858
>we need the triggered /v/tard who wheezes non stop
>I know the right poster for this

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>We need John Goodman
>but he's a chav

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>he needs to be funny and cheap
>do you mind an accent?

>>84350833
wait isn't his last work going to be in a PTA film about fashion?

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>we need to make a movie FOR THE FANS

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>We need a side character in a serious movie but Paxton is dead

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>We need a chick who's only character trait is being hot

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>>84352161
>But she's also the president's daughter

>>84346026
Tfw u wrote a movie with a bit part with 3 scenes for eric roberts but u lnow it will never get made

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>we need a guy with a Boston accent

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We need an old guy people recognize but not too expensive

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>we need MILKY GOOGOO GAGA

>>84351738
Best tits in Hollywood tho

>>84352161
>We need a chick who's only character trait is having tits

ftfy

>>84348579
Have you never seen rush hour?

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>we need a big guy

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>>84348173
We need michael j fox without the parkinson

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>we need to cast a villain that has a guaranteed victory but still gets completely ass blasted by the hero in the end, thus looking like a complete pathetic loser
>and who can make silly faces
>say no more fampai

>>84352278
are you actually 15? you didn't even green text right

>>84349390
She also got the "Better than CJ"award for that stunt.

>>84345676
I wish she were my bossmommy

>>84352514
>we need to go back

>>84352278
How many more expensive old guys are there

>>84348579

have you seen The Full Monty?

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>>84352576
Sir I don't know. How many do you need sir?

>>84352647
Who's the one on the right? I feel like they needed to cast a fourth well known but cheap old man and they ran out of cheap old men, or out of money.

>>84352687
>He doesn't know Kevin Kline

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>we need a classy lady who's also a willing to spread her pussy and balloon knot into the camera

>>84352132
>tfw making the film made him more interested in dressmaking than acting
Fuck you PTA

>>84352647
>my career is dead and I don't have long either

>>84352865
>implying any of their careers is dead
???

>>84349372

He quit years ago as well to be a fucking cobbler. This shit gives him a few years off and a pay bump when he returns.

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>>84352647
Do you need me to go on sir?

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>>84348579
>We need a corrupt police officer who is involved with the cartels

>>84352297
Prove it

>>84345966
>filename

Wew. Forgot about that meme.

>>84345676
I'm pretty sure I watched this thing on Netflix where she either played a lesbian prostitute/escort or she had sex with one.

>>84352197
she pisses me off

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>>84353784
>boners

>>84353634
Maybe I'm confusing him, but I only remember him playing good guys.

"I need a stereotypical Nazi henchman who looks like 'pure and superior race' "

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>we need a corrupt cop who's collaborating with criminals
>say no more pham!
>wait ... ! we actually need the opposite!
>still got you, pham!

>>84352808
> we need some torpedoes for that Red October remake

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>We need Hitler
>Say no more

>>84354175
I don't know what that means.

Probably that Thandie Newton is a trooper.

>>84349296
I still can't tell these two apart even in side by side pics. I'm not exaggerating. I can't tell them apart.

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>We need Kevin Spacey

>>84352278
Wait, it doesn't cost much to cast Sir Anthony Hopkins?

>>84351452
lmao at first I thought the guy next to her had his hadn on her belly.

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>we need james franco
>b-but he's too expensive

>>84355274
The nose knows

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>we need a Hector

>>84355344
It really doesn't, the guy loves acting and has become ridiculously wealthy doing it.

>>84351452
>when you're 6'0 and everyoine around you is 5'11

>>84353910
This. I've only seen him play the plucky side kick

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>>84352514
u mad, fella?

>>84355955
jej

>>84353533
> Nick is 4 years younger than Robert

>>84355955
How does that happen

>>84355955
that's fake though

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>we need a fat and ugly Matt Damon for the meth audience

>>84356024
Inside joke maybe? Could be fake, also.

>>84352379
> we need elon musk with his original hairline

>>84356058
He's only Hector in 3 movies

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>>84356052
>we need Matt Damon for the male audience

>>84356052
does anyone else think he looks JUST like a fat, male julia stiles?

>>84355955
fucking kek

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>we need Bill Pullman
>sir we can't afford him

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>we need someone to play a eastern-europe criminal
>sir, we have him on speedial

>>84357099
He's perfect tho

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>we need a bad guy

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>We need a quirky and strong lead female character

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>We need an FBI agent who is willing to break the rules

>>84348579
>we need someone for the live action michael moore flick

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>>84358213

>>84358213
>we need a pain in the ass on the set

>>84357570
more like "we need a meme actor to play a quirky character that redditors will love despite having seen him do the exact same character in several movies already"

>>84358213
I bet she's only got about another 3 years of fame

>>84351911
>michael douglas
>typecast
fuck off nigger

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>we need an asshole

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>>84359395
>make that two!

>>84359441
What? I liked him in the Strain and in Resident Evil. Even as an ebil goold he was still good in Stargate

>>84352647
Michael no don't do this to yourself please you're better than this

>>84353910
In Carlito's Way he's the guy who sells Carlito out to Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

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>we need a lead actor whose ethnicity is so mysterious everybody unconscious goes with it

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>>84356052
He was already LANDRY before he turned into Meth Damon