/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>Alright anon, for the last part of your checkup I'm going to need you to take off your pants and spread your legs apart

What do you do?

Why is pissfu attracted to dougie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJj6NjNKmvU

>>84342308
How did she give birth to that many dogs?

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Laura Palmer (Actual Hair)
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Josie Packard
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Denise Bryson
14. Maddy Ferguson=Laura Palmer(Wig)
15. Ronette Pulaski
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Donna Hayward
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

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>>84342262
>tfw the only truly integral original characters so far are Cooper, Gordon, Albert and Hawk.

The original cast has been LYNCHED beyond belief.

Super Laura is like Lightning from Final Fantasy. Stop forcing your waifu on us Lynch, we're tired of her.

>but 4chan friends, don't you want to see what Laura was up to... in 1964?

Rhonda best girl

>>84342308
>be in high school
>have female doctor
>need physical for track
>she checks my package
>look down and she's smiling

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

>>84342346
>mfw they all quit in solidarity when Lynch was gonna exit the revival

I honestly want to know what they think now.

The new episode is just abstract nonsense and filler. quit pretending you like and "get" it

>>84342362
I'm 90% sure that he's only doing it because he feels an obligation to honor her original significance. It doesn't make sense that Laura is uniquely significant as a person and it couldn't have been just another teenage girl instead of her. Hell even Leland should have more cosmic significance compared to Laura.

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>you will never baby retarded cooper
why live

>>84342438
what do you mean by this

what was SO difficult to understand?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>84342438
You

>>84342340
Where's Janey?

>>84342346
honestly I think it's just more about how they have aged. a lot of the original characters look to different

just a guess but that's what it looks like to me

THIS IS THE WATER

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>>84342362
>Super Laura is like Lightning from Final Fantasy

>>84342262


g a r m o n b o z i a

>>84342409
this guy gets it

>>84342403
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84342438
u

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>>84342323
Really, who isn't?

>The Giant created Laura just so she could get raped and die
What the fuck was his problem?

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>>84342436
They all no doubt would have had far more prominent roles if someone else was at the helm, too. The show would have been a much more traditional sequel.

I'm actually curious to see what it would have been like. It probably wouldn't even have been "bad". Hell, it would probably still have been well-received. It would just most likely basically be Twin Peaks: The Force Awakens.

>>84342438
I'm convinced it's the same two or three people posting this over and over. It's fine if you don't like it, but "get it"? it wasn't difficult to understand at all if you have followed well with the entire series

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>>84342439
>i-it's not Lynch's fault
>he just feels obligated
>it's not his TRUE vision
Will Lynchfags ever recover?

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hello frenlo

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>>84342550
a man's gotta get his garmonbozia

>that music that plays when the giant is creating the laura palmer ball
OH ANGELO

>>84342546
???

there are plenty of shows with standard story arcs/safe exposition. its ok for this to be a little weird, its fun to watch, its interesting. its cool to see a network just let lynch do whatever the fuck he wants

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>David, why didn't you call me for the new season?

>>84342550
She hadn't gone super Saiyan yet, just wait. Her battle with Final Form Evil Cooper will be kino.

>>84342403
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84342561
>It would just most likely basically be Twin Peaks: The Force Awakens
why would anyone want that? why would people want an entire season of television, 18 fucking hours, of nostalgia and fan service? it boggles the mind

>>84342588
how the hell does a female bald like that?

Seems like Laura got sucked up into the Giant's big brass horn / tube instrument when he got >to intelligent and started levitating / producing material from his dome. Right after she whispered into Cooper's ear. This is why she will return, aged and alive, to save Cooper from being a retard / being killed by BOB / Doppelganger (separate now) / their agents.

Laura is everything. She will save Cooper and stop her tormentor. She will defeat BOB. Paying MIKE back for that ring toss. Pottery.

Also she will have psionics.

>>84342346
Popular high schoolers become non entities.

Really makes me think.

>>84342618
fucking name field baka

>>84342624
Bulimia and anorexia at the same time is a hell of a drug. Plus the psychosis.

>>84342561
I imagine if it was someone else, it would have been like the last third of season 2.

>Mike (lowercase) tells the show's current-year Bobby that he's a loser

KINO

>>84342651
except the last third of season two was clearly mostly Lynch. What do you even mean

>>84342626
Wonder Woman. What a time to be alive!

This thread and the 'discussion' you tards are having is sad even for /tv/ standards. Don't come to reddit where the real talking points are being fleshed out.

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>>84342626
Will they fug? He'll be the only man that could truly satisfy her.

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Thoughts? Its gotta mean something for the character of Gordon Cole.

>>84342618
I'm way more happy with what we got, but honestly after 25 years (10 years for myself), people would have been happy with ANY new Twin Peaks. Even Secret History was like heroin for me.

>>84342674
He only came back for the last episode. Everything else was by different people. And that's how I imagine a non-Lynch season 3 to be like.

>>84342695
This post really made me think!

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>underground community of magical dirty hobos
>story jumps the shark with revelation that a character is the divine chosen one with Jesus attributes
Post yfw you realized that David Lynch has officially become David Cage tier.

>>84342711
The book implies he knows much more about the whole situation than he lets on.

>>84342550
>Jesus sent his only son to earth just to get Jew'd
What the fuck was his problem?

GOTTA LIGHT?
GOTTA LIGHT?
GOTTA LIGHT?
GOTTA LIGHT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8s6IGq2Hs

>>84342759
Was it autism?

/tpg/ what do you think the last final pleb filter of episode 18 will be
something would really LYNCH the normies with mass butthurt

>>84342735
I know this is bait but you'd have to be retarded to see the episode in this way

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>>84342666
May I share a vision with you, Satan? A vision I had in my sleep last night—as distinguished from a dream, which is a mere sorting and cataloguing of the day’s events by the subconscious. This was a vision: fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light, from within this gleaming, radiant marble. I had known this place.

The story has ALWAYS been about Laura. If FWWM didn't make that clear, I don't know what to tell you.

>>84342711
He very much knows about the Black Lodge, that's why Blue Rose cases exist.

>>84342778
Another cliffhanger, or Cooper getting unceremoniously killed.

This all could've been avoided if someone had just given him a light.

I love Dougie Jones.

>>84342618
better than 18 hours of watching someone sweeping a floor

>>84342711
>>84342793

Of course he knows, he is the creator of twin peaks story.

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>>84342802
>The Evolution of the Woodsman

>>84342789
It was always about the pine weasel, asshole.

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>>84342711
>>84342829
>forty years of planning

>>84342871
Are "cinematic universes" the most reddit thing in cinema?

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>>84342191
>cokehead
>prostitute
>lucifer knows what else she did
>fantasized about rough gangbangs with bbcs and probably participated in them
>laughed at someone being murdered
>got off on corrupting people and destroying them
>good person

Laura wasn't a good person until she decided to die selflessly.

Why does everyone INSTANTLY assume 100% that the Giant just birthed Laura and she's not human/a Jesus figure? Sending down a Laura orb could mean a ton of different things.

If you posted for 6 months in /tpg/, you could've wrote a better 3rd season than Lynch and Frost.

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>>84342887
Cinematic universes have been around for much longer than Reddit or Marvel, kiddo.

>>84342892

she was fucked up mentally and BOB made her do most of that stuff. she just wanted to be a good person and help people.

>>84342262
What if he is right about Lynch?

>>84342892
>inb4 "muh abuse victim shouldn't be held accountable for any of her actions" white knights

>>84342832
oh shit

>>84342695
I'm sorry anon are you still mad that people called your idea that cooper has to suck the white horsecock to become him fucking stupid

Those mean bullies! ;_;

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>>84342711

>>84342947
HOLY FUCK IS THAT THE KID THAT WAS WALKING WITH THE GIRL AT THE END OF EPISODE 8

>>84342789
It was about Judy. The monkey says it.

>>84342932
Yeah, sure, and Leland DID NOT enjoy nor recollect his actions.

>>84342932
>BOB made her do most of that stuff

she resisted bob tho. she was just fucked up - madonna and whore in one.

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>>84342887
>Nabokov's novels share a dozen or so visual motifs and sometimes allude to characters in each other
>Nabokov is reddit

>>84342947
pretty sure all this shit is just nods to David Lynch considering he IS Gordon Cole. Kafka has always been a big inspiration for him and the mushroom cloud is an Eraserhead reference, maybe he's a big fan of corn on the cob as well.

>>84342969
0/10

>>84342624
that's her grey hair (roots) coming in because she hasn't dyed it recently

u blind fuk

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>>84342986
>novels
>cinematic

Pic related, it's you.

>>84342988
I always saw Cooper as the Lynch stand-in.

>>84342979
Leland was still in there somewhere. There are plenty of moments where the "real" Leland's emotions come through.

>>84342892

good and bad aren't so linear

the white lodge looked only marginally less nightmarish than the black lodge, and it's inhabitants certainly aren't sweet an pure beings

>>84342979
He clearly didn't. Leland had darkness in him, (he killed Jacques, not Bob) but he clearly didn't enjoy or recall the things he did to Laura.

>>84342969
>kafka
>kid
No, anon, you're the kid.

>>84342969
Anybody from /lit/ want to bully this guy?

>>84343000
Oh shit, its Kafka. I feel retarded. Nice trips.

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>>84342986
I think cinematic universe goes beyond just being a crossover but being a plebshit commercial multimedia crossover.

>>84342935
Excuse you. I wear my mothers panties while riding my daddy's dragon dildo and you have no right to judge people!

You sickos have no right to judge a person who's sick. She had no control over her actions, can you imagine all the yucky she had to go through can you!

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>>84343009
>can't draw basic connections

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>>84343031
>>84343051
I've already learned my lesson.

>>84343058

Laura Palmer died for our cinematic sins

>>84343022
Then why would Laura forgive before his death if it was out of his control? What exactly do you forgive an innocent man of? No, we all know Leland loved every minute it; the truth is, BOB doesn't exist. Bob is simply a metaphor for the evil inside us.

>>84343020
>good and bad aren't so linear

In the Twin Peaks cinematic universe they are.

good = love
bad = fear

>>84343080
Are novels cinema or not? Just take the L, nigga.

>>84343095
This is a moronic interpretation. When it comes to Bob's nature and existence its pretty straightforward.

Did anyone else here find the roachfrog to be kinda cute?

>>84343051
>/lit/
You don't have to be /lit/ to know Kafka. But if you don't know him, it's certain you're too young to be posting on 4chan.

>>84342934
What part of slipping something hideous into a sleeping girls mouth did you not understand? Lynch is shameless.

>>84343132

Kafka is 9gag-tier novelist.

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>>84343006
>u blind fuk

Listen to the record player that the Giant shows Cooper in part 1. Does that sound like the bug hatchling to anybody else?

>>84343118
4chan is getting too freaky for me

>>84343118
My most her shit when it crawled in the girls mouth.

Does anybody have any direction for montana?

>Full length NIN performance

LYNCHED

>>84343138
9gag doesn't read novels, they read what passes as memes over there. Sounds like you're just deflecting because you're unread.

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>enjoyed the latest episode but thought it had problems
>try to discuss it
>have to entrench myself in my complaints because Lynchfags get triggered by criticism and go full scorched earth defending their messiah
>most of my feelings about the latest episode are negative now
The internet was a mistake. Weekly releases were a mistake.

I just want to snuggle up in bed and watch 18 hours of Twin Peaks 2017 without any interaction with the other human beings.

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DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

>>84342561
I hope they nuke Twin Peaks in the finale so that season never will be made.

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>As 1956fu awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect

>>84343114
Like I said, why exactly would you forgive an already innocent man?

I've seen cgi so overused in the last 2 decades but I can't believe an old man created that bomb sequence like that. It actually brought emotion. That shit was the coolest thing I've seen on television in a long. I don't know what it meant but I felt it.

>>84342550
What if the Giant's plan was for Laura to get raped and murdered to draw Cooper to Twin Peaks in order for him to stop BOB?

>>84343222 (Jackpot)

HELLOOOOO-ooo-OOOOO

So BOB got pulled out of Doop by the homeless guys, meaning that Doop gets a second chance at life but with no magic?

>>84343158
>most
mom

>>84343095
yes, except season 3 shits on that interpretation.
Also, Laura Palmer is Jesus Christ now.

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>>84343187

I'm watching the latest episode and I have no fucking clue what is going on. Did the giant just shit out a dragon ball with Laura in it?

>>84343222
I think he saved the CGI budget for this episode.

>>84343222
The song made my soul scream

>>84343197

Two best /tpg/ memes in one post

>all these people thinking Laura is a pure superhuman
she was just manufactured like Dougie, do you think Dougie is Jesus?

>>84343095
>No, we all know Leland loved every minute it; the truth is, BOB doesn't exist. Bob is simply a metaphor for the evil inside us.

That's the subtext and the true message of the film, but in the Twin Peaks universe, BOB is absolutely real and in control of Leland.

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>>84343244
But Lynch isn't the problem, anon...

>>84343235
Well the doppleganger might have the powers, though it might be amplified by Bob. I am interested in what Dopplecoop will do when he realizes Bob isn't there anymore.

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>>84343009
oh fuck

>yfw Richard Horne is not Audrey Horne's kid, but Johnny Horne's kid

>dougie confesses to having two rides with jane
>wife gets mad for a second
>then completely forgets about it
Is Dougie's wife a cuck? Acceptance and defeat of this nature aren't normal behaviour for an adult.

The X Files is canon.

Now move on.

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>>84342711
>yfw Gordon was working with Windom Earle to obtain the secrets of the Lodge

>>84343009
Was Johnny Horne clutching a Peter Pan novel the most on the nose shit ever in Twin Peaks?

It was pure eye-roll hackery.

>>84343222
Trips confirm

>>84343327
He brought he hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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>>84343333

After watching Twin Peaks, did any of you have the urge to move and live in Washington, or in the northwest in general?

>>84343327
She knows she can't compete with superior thicc black girls so she just lets it happen

>>84343352

No, I dont wanna get raped by weird whyte folks.

Who is the hot jailbait in 1956?

>>84343352
It made me realize I love the woods.

>>84343281
>implying Laura was manufactured
I don't presume to know the significance of the sequence with the giant, but I sincerely doubt that's it.

>>84343370
Most people seem to think it's Sarah Palmer.

>>84343352
The Pilot episode of Twin Peaks was better than any tourism video a town in the pacific northwest could ever dream up, and it included a murder.

>>84343333

Quads confirmed.

>>84343187
>>84343292
F R O S T E D
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>>84343352
I already live in Oregon, so no.

>>84343370
She's going to wake up as a disgusting cockroachfrog. Note the Kafka in Gordon's office.

>>84343352
it made me realize that people who rape, torture and murder children are the real victims

>>84343386
Those are the same people who think the cockroach frog was Laura, and those people are pretty obviously wrong and should pay more attention to the things they watch.

>>84343200
Her name is insectfu or maltreated legsfu.

Why was Sarah Palmer watching animal planet?

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America Fuck Yeah

>>84343455
>maltreated legsfu
You mean cocksuckerfu?

>>84343352
If you live in the U.S. and don't live in either the Pacific Northwest or New England, I have no idea why you're even alive.

>>84343467

>americans are celebrating death weapons

Puked in my mouth.

>>84343453
I thought cockroach frog was BOB but it'd be pretty bomb if it was Laura instead.

>>84343467
Disgusting.

>>84343453
Do you think it's any of the main characters or that it's a completely separate story that may tie in later?

>>84343327
She forgave him for what he did, what would be the point in changing her mind because of what amounts to a thoughtless comment? That's what her being a little mad again was more about.

Janey's a good woman.

>>84343492
>>84343503
>The weapon that single-handedly removed Japan from WW2
>A bad thing

>>84343492
>>84343503
Americans have always been twisted like that.

>Sonny Jim is at home with a babysitter
What are the chances that Dougie and Janey-E come home to their corpses after Joe Rogan searched that place first?

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>>84342986
That's also Nabokov writing the connections, not pseudointellectuals applying the connections to unconnected works.

>>84343565
zero
he doesn't go to the wrong place first

>>84343563
>250,000 civilians dead
>humanity existentially threatened on a previously unimaginable scale

>>84343601
yeah but now we don't have world wars

>>84343563
>the weapon that has immediately caused the regret of the creators
>the weapon that can literally cause civilizations to fall
>good thing
Do you jack off to Threads you sick fuck

>>84343563

USA should have been removed from existance.

>>84343601
I agree with your second point. A lot of issues today are caused by nukes existing. But a lot more people would have died if the US were to invade Japan. Nuking the two cities was by far the better option compared to a full scale invasion that was planned.

>>84343522
>what amounts to a thoughtless comment
That went with an explicit photo of the two together. How can anyone look at their partner the same after that?

>>84343642
>>84343645
>t. eurocucks

>>84343642

dude are you gonna cry holy fuck you bug baby

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>>84343586
Stop.

>>84343623
It's what happens when people regress themselves to such an age that they can no longer speak

>>84343467
wow bob wow

>>84343642
>>84343601
Do you have any idea what Japan was doing before they got btfo?
They could still be assholes if US didn't humble them hard. Japs are bro tier now.

>>84343671
I'm an American, it's still obvious that nukes shouldn't have been invented dumbass
>>84343673
>holy fuck you bug baby
did you have a stroke while writing this?

>>84343565
What are the chances they come home to find kettlebells on their lawn

>>84343481
Literally the only places in the entire country where small towns are certified comfy and not full of inbred evangelical Christian hicks.

>>84343623
>yeah but now we don't have world wars

Now we just have perpetual smaller scale conflict, with bonus Sword of Damocles hanging over the world

Why are you guys so in love with the new episode?
NOTHING HAPPENED

>>84343741
>happening-fags
you people are the worst.

>>84343709
>Japs are bro tier now.
I still live in fear that they've been silently cooking up revenge all these years.

>>84343709
I assume you're talking about Unit 731, but it doesn't help that the members gave their info to the US, and were not punished

>>84343513
Who could really say at this point? Given the Giant's connection to all these goings on, I'd think they might be Richard and Linda, but even that's a total shot in the dark. What is apparent is that the egg that hatched the cockroach frog was spewed into existence with Bob by the experiment, and assisted in finding a host by the Woodmen, which very strongly suggests that it's not benevolent and its not Laura, which I imagine is the assumption that's bringing everyone to the conclusion that the girl is Sarah.

>>84343741
Plebs watch TV for big explosions and last episode had the biggest of all time.

>>84343718
Yeah you'd rather have nazi cock up your ass right now I'm sure

>>84342507
That guys an idiot. The internet has been our most impactful tool.

>>84343774

are you a neo/v/ who just discovered lynch?

>>84343741
>It's revealed that the atom bomb caused the black lodge to be able to run amok on our planet
>NOTHING HAPPENED

>>84343649
dont repeat this tired high school history tier meme

the war was over bruh
it was the US flexing hard on the entire world

If the first nuke summoned the woodsmen then what did the 2 nukes in Japan summon?

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>>84342624
That's the standard female balding pattern.

>>84343802
you alright buddy?

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>>84343774
>unironically saving weebshit just to shitpost
You fucked up. You're a weeb now.

>>84343741
It's basically an origin story. It gave us a lot of info on the background lore of the show. I also love the visuals and music. This level of abstraction is what I was expecting from the show too so it's nice to finally get to it. Though we also had the beginning of the third episode.

>>84343799
What if it's Mike? Mike is similar to Bob but eventually turned good and might be a lot less evil so he doesn't have his own bubble.

>>84343822
>lol the wars over dude just forget about pearl harbor I mean c'mon bro

>>84343833
GOZIRRA

>>84343799
Now that he's been seen again, what did The Giant mean by "It is in our house now"? Or is that still TBD?

>>84342594
What's the kaio-ken of twin peaks?

>>84342346
Madchen's probably happy with the amount of screentime she gets compared to her relevance to the plot.

>>84343840
Stop being so fucking pedantic, it's why your dear Hilary lost

>>84343833
Mr. Tojamura

>>84343718
what is this dudes problen?

>>84342403
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84343841
Delete this

>>84343822
>the war was over bruh
There were two choices that the US military had and they were going to do one of them. One was invading Japan and the other was using the nukes. The war in Europe was over but it wasn't over in Asia and there was still going to be one large scale operation, either the invasion or the nukes. And the nukes were the lesser of two evils.

>>84343799
>What is apparent is that the egg that hatched the cockroach frog was spewed into existence with Bob by the experiment,


Can you explain why you think this?
t. brainlet

I thought the orange sphere created by the Giant was Laura's soul, and by sending it back to earth she was going to be reincarnated. At first I thought the bug was her reincarnation, as she led a sinful life, but I find that hypothesis hard to swallow. I don't understand what part of the episode suggests that Laura was somehow "manufactured" by the Giant; he may have the power to conjure souls which are currently occupying the lodges.

>>84343886
Who mentioned hillary? are you ok?

>>84343790
Also Pearl Harbor
Also being Nazifags
Also invading Australia

>>84343901
It's all ogre. This is your home now >>>/a/

>>84343736
I'd rather have that then to be drafted for some huge pointless conflict over territory I don't give a fuck about.

>>84343833
Probably nothing. All this happened because this was the first time humanity released this kind of energy.

>>84343915
I think you can see similar looking eggs in the vomit of the mother thing.

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>84343886
Looks like your still butthurt that Hillary lost, have you considered a therapist?

I'd just like to point out that I predicted early on that the gramophone sounds were insect noises, and lo & behold. A mutant cicada appears.

>>84343222
Cooler than dragons? Arrrgg

What kind of person is Mr.Lynch?

>>84343335
Is Lynch also a fan of Nolan?

Fun fact: had the nukes not been dropped the pacific would have continued to be a war of attrition for many years in the future. The nukes saved millions of lives being lost on both sides.

>>84343457

She's watching a show all about predators feasting on their prey, which is what she dealt with when Laura and Leland were around.

>>84343853
>supply of metal dry for years
>starving peasants
>at war with all of europe, australia, Russia, the united states
>literally bankrupt in every capacity
>firebombings for literally years
>not on the verge of surrender (they already were in meetings and signing treating)

BRO UR A BRAINLET GET OVER IT!

>>84344003
/ourguy/ as they say

>>84344004
Lynch is an enigma. He's a fan of the greatest and worst of every medium. I wouldn't be surprised if he liked Nolan, he said Breaking Bad was one of his favorite shows.

When are you all going to suck it up and admit the abstract nuke sequence was a straight rip off of the 2001 final sequence, right down to the music, and that fucking LEGION of all things did black & white quasi-30s segment much better?

>>84343576
Has the nuke album been released yet?

>>84344052
>1956
>quasi-30s

>>84344015
not really, the Soviets were going to invade quickly if the US didn't nuke Japan (they were going through the process of that by the end of the war).

>>84343917
you need to pay attention to the dates, none of what you are saying makes any sense

>>84344032
Stay mad gook apologist, Hillary lost

>>84344015
>But it's okay, because they were foreign children and they didn't really matter

The bug thing has a pointed nose like Jumping Man.

>>84344104
He said lives were saved on both sides.

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>>84344032

You're an idiot, go read some history. The Japanese high command were absolutely, fanatically determined to fight to the end, they embraced the concept of "total war" 100% to a spiritual degree Goebbels could never have imagined. And most (not all) of the male population was bought in to the same attitudes.

>>84344015
my father may have been one of the saved.

He was training as a B 29 Pilot after having been a B 17 so-pilot in Europe.

When they dropped the bomb the massive overland B 29 raid they had planned didn't have to happen.. he would have been in one of those planes. they had projected very high casualties.

>>84343009
Richard's father

>>84344052
Lynch ripped off Kubrick's 2001. And Kubrick said his favorite film when filming The Shining was Eraserhead, and he even showed it to the cast and crew to get in the mood. And Kubrick used Penderecki's Threnody in that film, same as Lynch did for the nuke sequence. It all comes full circle, anon. What's your point?

>>84344015
>personal point of view
>fact
Also, this is about the nukes in New Mexico, yeah they used Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima as the background music, but this is about the White Sands nuclear tests.

>>84344052

Legion did it for the sake of showing off and purposely being weird.

>>84343976
Nobody gives a shit. Go back to ®eddit if you want up votes.

>>84344104
no don't forget the best part
>the ones that survived are so badly irradiated that their descendants to this day are dying from cancer caused by the nuclear blast

>>84343492
>death weapons

>>84344003
A sociopath with a taste for jailbait.

Why does every other /tpg/ thread need to have some faggy liberal REEing out about some dumb shit?

This is worse than the time I saw a Redditor flip out and call someone a sexist gender essentialist because they didn't want the Green Ranger to be female in the next Power Rangers flick.

>>84343961
>/ourgay/

>>84344104
ah yes, the ol' liberal switcheroo.

>>84344152
Yeah those nukes allowed you to be born. Fucked up isn't it.

>>84343912
Again, do your research, the bomb was dropped august 8th.

The USSR declared war on Japan August 6th.

Articles of surrender were being drafted the same day, August 6th, in response to this.

The US knew all of this.

Sentiment in japan was essentially.."if the USSR declares war on us..thats it, we're fucked. we're packing it in"

>>84343961
I'm literally shaking right now.

>>84343927
>aussies have been taking revenge on hiroshimoot for war crimes
this explains so much

>>84344147
OH SHIT. Who has the other piece? James?

>>84344202
It's almost like the Redditors come here to spam their insane *theories* after they get downed voted over there

>>84344015
again another retard spouting this meme. This is literally a cover story the US invented bro. This is not the truth. Please, read a book on the subject

>>84344087
Time is not really an obstacle in Twin Peaks. Laura dreams of telling Cooper about her death before she dies, the same dream Cooper has after she is dead. Her being reincarnated in the past doesn't strike me as farfetched.

>>84344148
I totally know what you're getting at, and you're right to a certain degree. But high command, after USSR officially declared war on them on August 6th, was drafting articles of surrender.

Is it true that maybe peasants would have not accepted that, and wanted to keep fighting? perhaps.
They WERE going to surrender though man, its just a fact.

>>84344178
This - Twin Peaks is sincere.

>>84344265

bruh i don't fuckin remember where either piece ended up

>>84343352
Not if I can go to Argentina's Patagonia.

>>84344247
Stay mad weeb

>>84344233
you can not be faulted for that thouigh however I was adopted and would have been born all the same in fact I was born nine months after the Cuban Missile crisis so nukes may have been behind my birth yet

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>>84344268
t. japan

>>84344087
>he still thinks "time" is relevant in the extradimensional worlds of the lodges

>>84344321
Dr. Jacoby hid it and James and Donna stole it back from his office. Coop found the other half in the train

If the bomb created the lodge spirits then why the fuck do the native americans have all that mythology

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>>84344328

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Fucking subhuman trash they all deserved to die REEEEE

>>84344328
Good fake anon.

Does anyone have the edit of Pablo peeking out from behind the wall in Mulholland Drive?

>>84344372
The bomb opened a portal that was sealed, right?

>>84344372
The Black Lodge existed but wasn't as close to our dimension initially. The explosion sort of opened a doorway and created Bob, at least in his present form.

>>84344328
is cooper no clipping through her desk?

>>84344372
Because the lore was something entirely different until Lynch went off on his own and fucked around in FWWM. Frost had to continue where Lynch left off in Secret History.

>>84344372
I'm pretty sure that the lodges (and their spirits) existed before then, but the nukes sort of opened the floodgates

>>84344104
Vae victis faggot. They started it. And are you seriously implying we should care for foreigners as much as our own? Really?

>>84344339
but its happening in the real world?
the only weird time shit that happened was in dreams man

>>84344372
>created
the suggestion was the bomb created the mesn for them to enter this dimension in force.

that they may have found their way here through weak spots in the universe through time might still be a plausible theorem for the Indian legends...

>>84344372
I think the bomb just opened a portal to the other dimensions, there are no records of possessions before the bomb

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>>84344319
Twin Peaks is sincere in the same way that a toddler is sincere when he insists that his stuff animals can talk.

>>84344437
The Lodge(s) exist outside of space and time. This is a well established fact of the Twin Peaks universe. How do you think Annie went back in time to talk to Laura from the Black Lodge?

Ok the real question I see nobody discussing

Who is the huntsman?
Is he the head of the black lodge?
It would make sense, huntsman - lodge

if he removed bob, he seems to have some control over the spirits
any thoughts?

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>last fucking episode

>>84344372

someone said this last night, but we already know the lodge spirits move through time. they can travel to the past or the future, so they can influence earth before the explosion as long as they experience the explosion first. My guess is that all spiritual energy interacts with the world through radiation, and if you could stop the nuclear explosions, you can stop the whole spiritual world from influencing earth.

random, but it's kinda like the trident in that new pirates of the caribbean movie

>>84344489
>Who is the huntsman?
Nickey

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>>84344430
you sound like a fucking psychopath

>>84344489
Woodsman, not huntsman

>>84344387
STOP COUNTERING MY MEMES GOD DAMNIT

>shitposting Japan vs USA WWII on a TP thread
Come on guys.
War is shit, there is no lesser of two evils, both countries had people who did evil things, but innocent lives are still innocent lives.
You're really missing the whole message if you don't have anything better to discuss on this thread other than japan vs usa.

>>84344511
he does. it was horrible, it was mostly unneeded. it changed the world.

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Is it true David Lynch wrote an episode of this show under a different name?

>>84344430
Please call a mental health professional

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Who or what are the Woodsman?

>>84344231
>your a liberal jew if you think the deaths of millions in grizzly torturous fashion is wrong

>>84344507
kek

>>84344587
I assume their the minions of the lodge. They came with BOB. They faciliated his creation in that small town. They live below the convenient store while the high beings like BOB live above. But I guess the original Woodsman is above the store so maybe hes the original?

This thread is what happens when college freshman pseuds get together.

FUCK Frank Silva for being a fucking faggot and getting HIV and ruining the new season

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>>84344511
Victims on one side are not worth more than the victims on the other side, even if you have photos that give you teh feelz.
Japan were trouble makers and they needed a swift boot up the pooper.

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>>84344390
>>84344511
C'est la vie. You're being overly idealistic. Which kids do parents care for? Their own or those of strangers? Does that make them monsters?

>>84344587
WOODSMAN - BLACK LODGE

He made the lodge bro. its his place. the rest are just inhabitants.

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>>84344489

I'm pretty sure the woodsman is just one rando amongst the many ashy figures you see in this episode. I think these guys are meant to be equivalent to those hillbilly lodge spirits you see in the background here, behind BOB. Makes sense, based on their position, that they're like BOB's lackeys, kinda how the Chalfonts seem to be usually aligned with MIKE.

>>84342896
let them feel special anon. here's the only place these losers could get some satisfaction
>inb4 "u normos dont get it, you got lynched lolololo"

>>84344617
That's not what the post said though.
You're doing the liberal switcheroo again.
Instead of making an argument you create a strawman based on feelings.

>>84344642
>college freshman pseuds

Uh, most of us in here are in our 40s anon.

>>84344654
You don't know any foster parents, do you?

Did the spooky woodsmen at the beginning extract BOB from Doppel Cooper?

>>84344325
this guy is 55 years old... let that sink in

>>84344666
I never picked up that their positioning is most likely indicative of what "side" they're on. The Chalfonts and Animal Loyf are probably on MIKE/The Arm's side, and the two woodsmen are probably with BOB.

I'm not sure about Jumping Man, but the Chalfont boy did wear a version of his mask, and I remember reading he was a personification of the "totem".

>>84344396
Bump

>>84343213
kek, look at this loser, he thinks he's so deep and shit
>kek

>>84344704
I think that is what happened, yes.

>>84344707
you need to revisit first grade arithmetic , anon... I'll be 54 next month.

BONSAI

>>84344732
>>84344732
>>84344732

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>>84344704

>mfw episode 9 starts with bad cooper, now without BOB's help, awakening in a hospital with no memory in a dreamstate like dougie

>>84344778
>two retards trying to hunt each other down and kill each other
Fund it

>>84344692
Bait, but

http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/

>>84344648
people got that shit from shooting up drugs too and from routine blood transfusions like Starsky's wife

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Glaser

>>84344767
IM SORRY I FORGOT THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS WAS IN 62 NOT 61

>>84344630
Which convenient store?

>>84343187
no one is forcing you to discuss it weekly with retards on 4chan

>>84343961

Jay Bauman praising Lynch is like virtue-signalling. Everybody already knows, nobody fucking cares. No one's impressed.

>>84344178
>implying twin peaks isn't purposely weird
GET LYNCHED

>>84343327
women can't be cucked

>>84343649
Without nukes there would most likely be more wars desu.

>>84342403
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!