/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>84339967
1st for jumping man

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Gordon was always Cole.

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REMINDER THAT CHARLOTTE IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST TWIN PEAKS WAIFU

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>>84339967
MISSOULAAAA

Let's face it.

Lynch Hijacked his most popular work, Twin Peaks, near the very end of his career, because it was the only vehicle he could use to potentially do whatever the fuck he wanted.

He does not care about how you feel about Twin Peaks, or your nostalgia. All the Lynchians go on and o, literally making fun of TP fans. I mean "normies", or "you don't get it", they are chuckling and laughing at how disappointed real Twin Peaks fans are. (seriously, I read their posts, they are all laughing at you, knowing your heart ache, "I'm so glad the "normies" are leaving for good after this, LYNCHEDD!! XD idiots)

I actually get both sides because I actually watched Eraserhead over and over when I was like 12 because I loved it. I have seen every movie he made (I think) except Inland Empire.

I even "liked" last night's episode because of the "WTF" component of it. But it ruins the show TP. (But wasn't it kind of ruined in season 2 anyway?) And I kind of feel bad for the "normies" as the "abnormie" Lynchian elitest "art" lovers call them. As a show, TP was great. Lynch used and abused it to make this thing. (I would love this if I never saw a single TP episode, but understand some HATING this thing having seen them all)

So did anyone here unironically read the new TP book?

https://youtu.be/Ir8s6IGq2Hs

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

>Most of the Twin Peaks lore was Frost's idea
>The origin story they showed us last night was probably mostly Frost's idea
>Lynch gets all the credit, all of the posts say "HAHAHAAHAHAHA LYNCHED"
Poor Mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQA0U6zWyY

Do women like this? Serious answers only please.

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RIP Lorraine

>>84340020
Yes, it's unironically good.

>>84340020
Why would you waste time reading a book ironically?

>>84340006
is this a new pasta?

>autistic screeching & sexual perversion
/ourguy/ as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfXH05oeL6c

>>84339981

He is just the cutest.

>>84340020
can you unironically stop using buzzwords ironically?

>>84340049
Because /tpg/ is mostly 18-20 year olds who can only speak in buzzwords but don't know shit about anything.

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Got a light?

>>84340111
dem trips, unironically

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This might be the best television scene ever.

>>84339967
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I KNOW THE PIECES FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>I didn't go to movies, I went to schola cinématographique - David Lynch
What did he mean by this?

https://youtu.be/jGd6lnYTTY8?t=29m35s
>We've been negotiating a contract for about a year. And it's a strange thing. I don't know whether it will happen.
But there's a script?
>Yeah there's a script. Mark and I worked on this for four years.
And if it doesn't happen in America could it happen in France?
>I don't know about Twin Peaks in France. I guess—
I mean with French money.
>There's plenty of people with money that could make it happen. But it's a long story. There's complications. There's complications.

If they had given the homeless guy a light, would he have let them live?

>>84339932

I'm not so sure about that. Episode 8 was almost all weird lodge shit, but we hadn't really gotten anything this weird since episode 3. A pattern in this season is that nothing gets resolved in the immediate following episode, whether that's the key getting to the Great Northern or Hawk finding out about his heritage. We're probably getting a few more "normal" episodes before the next big mind fuck.

>>84340049
because people didn't get lynched by the origins story, they got lynched by the 30(?) minutes of "useless" pure kino

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Did anyone notice some strangely specific similarities between the New Mexico 50's town and Twin Peaks? Does it seem too far-fetched to expect Jacoby's radio show to be hijacked by black hobo ghost creatures in an upcoming episode? I know there are plenty of LYNCHED moments, but it's hard to believe the two broadcast studios we’ve seen won’t have some connection.

what's the significance of smoking cigarettes in the twin peaks cinematic universe, fellow redditors?

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>>84340119
>>84340138

i unironically think that the latest episode gave too much backstory, but it has some great visuals. the slowed 30s theme is great.

>>84340085
>watching degenerate filth that promotes premarital sex on a christian board

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>>84340119
ONE ONE NINE

ONE ONE NINE

>>84340029
>>Jaywalking
fucking monster

>>84340181

The best part is that it didn't give us definite answers though and told by visuals. It could have been horrendous.

>>84340172
>be in an indoor public setting
>have the rational to light up a cigarette

Literally don't understand this.

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>>84340119
I do, my friend.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

The amount of pain and suffering a nuclear explosion could create is so exciting to the lodge spirits, they hijacked the General's body to get closer to launch codes. The coordinates are either a launch site or a target.

Is the "Got a light?" meant to be satirical, since the woodsman was created due to a literal atomic explosion and him asking humans if they have "a light" when they have just demonstrated they have the power to create the biggest most deadly light in human history, and is the reason he is there, is like he is taking the piss and being sarcastic to them. of course they have a light, he wouldn't be there if they didn't

then he kills them by squeezing his hand into their skulls to reflect back to them the power and significance of what their species has done in going nuclear

Why didn't someone just give that poor man a light?

>>84340164
the quantum mechanics of the lodges were basically beaten over our heads this episode. it was the origin story.

what happens to /tpg/ after the finale airs?

Is Dopplecoop trying to get his hands on a Metal Gear?

>>84340229
but we've seen normal coop in the 2 second long footage from the promos

>>84340181
Same, I generally don't like backstories, especially of supernatural characters

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>>84340006
He's not wrong, /tpg/. But I'm still enjoying the new season.

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>>84340174
Gottalight is in the next episode with a new hat

>>84340186

Romeo and Droolliet

>>84340229
Friendly reminder that you're a fucking faggot and no one fucking cares.

>>84340228
>Statue of Liberty in the background
>9/11 was the day the planes crashed against the Statue of Liberty
>911
>ONE ONE NINE

>>84340256
It exists for a week more then exists on and off for 3 more weeks then disappears, only to show up again every once in a while but it's never the same.

Happened with Mad Men and /tv/ has never been the same since.

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84340279
Don't bother.

The song has been explained to this guy multiple times, but he keeps copy/pasting this post.

>>84340256
it lasts maybe one more after and then we go back to shitposting in /got/ & pedo threads

>>84340243
so the 30 mins of NiN+ random imagery was for the story right? no way they could just show the nuclear bobm and then skip to the origins story.

>>84340282
I agree with this in general but I'm not sure what you really think was revealed that explains anything in the sense of a "backstory."

>>84340323
>mad men

the original tv kino

I miss it

So how does gordon having a picture of the atom bomb in his office tie into this?

>>84340256
SRAEY 52 NI NIAGA UOY EES LL'I

>>84340342
The nuclear bomb and the "random imagery" WERE the origin story, anon.

>>84340374
he was the penny

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>into the occult
>read about how the elite wants to create a portal for pure evil to enter our world
>foment WOI/WOII
>millions of people slaughtered
>drop atomic bombs
>massive sorrow, pain and misery
>hi there Lucifer welcome to earth
What the fuck does Lynch read in his spare time?

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>>84340373

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>Laura Palmer is actually a Dragon Ball that fell out of the giant's head

Did Part 8 go too far?

>>84340404
my favorite show

>>84340324

HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>84340374
What's the name of the actor that plays Gordon? Who's the director and co-writer of the show?

>>84340404

The king ordered it!

>Black homeless man asks for a light
>Scream and drive away

Why are the people from New Mexico so racist?

>>84340449
It's just some no name actor. He's not really that famous.

>>84340438
Mine too except for Twin Peaks

>>84340449
Mark Frost

>>84340323
I wish I was on /tv/ when Mad Men was on. Those threads must have been top comfy.

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So we're really going to get hardly any "Agent" Cooper this season, huh? It was a meme at first, but it's really happening.

>>84340468

Damn, that's one hell of a blowjob.

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>>84340429
>BOB was puked out of a nuke monster

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This is a cosmic being created by powerful benevolent forces, who assuming the shape of humanity and mettle out their existence in great singular structure found atop a lone rock in the midst of a raging sea, and work for forces beyond our comprehension to defeat the root of evil spawned by the perversion of power and lust for control that plagues all of mankind.

Say something nice to her!

>>84340491

Did MIKE also come from that?

>>84340486
/scdp/ was peak /tv/.

/tpg/ is honestly close, but Mad Men threads were higher quality with less high school memers.

>>84340487
We got 10 hours left. Cooper could very possibly be coming back in the next episode. Considering the doppelganger died momentarily.

>>84340468
>Dude gets head graphically crushed
>Lady gets shaky cam
Did he finally cave to people complaining about violence against women?

>>84340429
Yes that part was dumb. At least they could have taken another picture than the main TP promotional still, even if it had made people guess a bit. As it is it just looked like a badly photoshopped ghetto memorial.

>>84340529
I can confirm

I had a kino folder full of mad men pics on my old laptop but lost it

it's the only show that I ever created a folder for

>>84340521
BRAVO LYNCH/FROST PRODUCTIONS

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>I may have gone too far in a few places

>>84340486
Same folks got Weinered that get Lynched. Apparently Peggy was unattractive.

>>84340550
This is as powerful as the Indiana Jones IV fridge scene.

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>>84340533
>Cooper c-could ver...very p-possibly be coming back...in the next episode

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>>84340006
Hahaha severely
LYNCHED
Y
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H
E
D

>>84340462
>black people holding up traffic to demand gibs
typical niggers

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>>84340487
I sure do love Dougie's antics.
I sure do love 90's rock bands getting more screen time than Twin Peaks itself.
I sure do love Lynch hijacking the show to make Eraserhead sequels.

>>84340429
No.

>>84340586
Elisabeth Moss was the only actress/actor on the show that looked better in real life.

Everyone else looked better in character. January Jones is just meh to me, but Betty Draper makes it move.

>>84340170
I like that.

Pretty good ep except for the shitty 9 Inch Nails music video in the middle.

>>84340637
NIN was actually the first Roadhouse performance I didn't enjoy. I have no real opinion on NIN either way, I just wasn't really feeling it.

>>84340521
Plus she was homecoming queen
Why do popular girls get everything?

>>84340228
>dr. jacoby become twin peaks' alex jones
>only the fucked ups (the log lady, nadine hurley and jerry "dude weed lmao" horne) tune on the show
pottery

>>84340607
The A-bomb gave birth to the midibozians. Laura Palmer is the chosen one to bring balance.

>>84340029
deserves its own Hallmark series during Rape Month

>>84340576
Does anyone have a webm of the Lynch/Frost Productions logo card? Preferably 4:3 from the original series.

>>84340578
It's not that he went too far. It's that he was lazy. It's inspired, but extremely flawed, loose and incomplete with some completely out of place elements that were jammed in to make it fit within the main series. I love Lynch's work, but there are serious problems with TP3. Most people who use the Lynched meme probably have no idea what art even is.

>>84340628
thats a terrible pic of naomi

>>84340333
You'll see...

>>84340730
>muh art
pure lynched

>>84340693
Simpsons tier cameo. Can't wait to see Dougie meet Blink 182 in episode 9.

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>>84340462
New Mexico... isn't like other places.

http://www.newsweek.com/two-cases-plague-confirmed-new-mexico-629172

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>>84340730

Last nights episode was just the extended version of NIN's newest video.

>>84340706
He was already Twin Peaks' Terence McKenna so nothing changed really

>>84340706
only normies don't question shit.

>>84340730
>Most people who use the Lynched meme probably have no idea what art even is

http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502

You don't say? /tpg/ is Film 101 pseud city.

>>84340006
cool blog

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Laura Palmer (Actual Hair)
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Josie Packard
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Denise Bryson
14. Maddy Ferguson=Laura Palmer(Wig)
15. Ronette Pulaski
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Donna Hayward
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

I liked Episode 8 but using the Threnody for the nuke explosion was extremely on the nose and lame, it's by far THE most plebby entry level modern classical composition as well.

>Around the time the atomic bombs were dropped black people were still occasionally being literally LYNCHED
>The evil woodsmen are black
>It's called the BLACK lodge
Why is Lynch so racist?

>>84340533
>Cooper could very possibly be coming back in the next episode.

call for help

>>84340767
nah. he went from a acid head to a shovel merchant

if anyone dl'ed last nights episode was the quality shit?

720p file and the doppelcoop death scene was almost unwatchable

>>84340811
>entry level means bad
every time

>>84340803
Where do Senorita Dorito, thicc secretary and FROGGED girl fit in?

>>84340803
Who gives a shit?

>>84340775
why don't you question yourself regarding the meaning of "normie"?

>>84340396
Sauce please

>>84340803
Maddie is better than that.

>>84340779
>nearly 20% of /tpg/ is fresh out of high school

Must be why nearly 20% of every thread is comprised of retarded know-nothing posts and buzzwords.

>when Lynch hit em with that Brakhage

Will the next episode outdo this one

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>>84340803
Where's Charlotte?

>>84340838
I just grabbed the NTb 1080 and it was full quality.

>>84340811
Considering that he's already used the most well known jazz recording of all time in part 4 and fucking green onions in 7, I'm really not all that surprised

>>84340919
As if Green Onions didn't serve its purpose.

>>84340851
>this episode wasnt cool
back to kekkit

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>>84340803
Gersten is sad. Wait until Episode 13.

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>david lynch will never make an ed wood 50's sci-fi movie

The entire last half that took place in NM was so comfy

>>84340856
here's (you)r upvote

>>84340803
stop posting this trash list in every thread, you have absolutely terrible taste in women

>>84340821
He pines for the return of 1950s middle class suburban life.
Democrats have destroyed that dream forever by using their black pets as the harbingers of destruction.

>>84340751
>>84340759
Go post in the "This episode belongs in a museum" reddit thread, maybe you'll make friends.

>>84340925
*deletes posts
kek he choke

This episode was incredible when I saw it last night. 24 hours later and it's grown even more incredible in my mind.

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GUYS I GOT A LEAK OF THE NEW LODGE SPIRIT!

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>>84340941

>>84340865
Normie
noun
1. the opposite of fucked up

>>84340952
are u still soar about your lynching boi?

>>84340901
If that's American Girl's mother then does that mean that she was working with her brother BOB in order to trick Cooper into going through the wrong socket? "You were tricked" MIKE doesn't take any responsibility for having looked around the lodge like a retard not knowing where to send Cooper

>>84340956
>watch the new episode before going to sleep
>what is this shit lynch is a hack this is terrible
>go to sleep
>wake up
>realize it was kino

>>84340811
>Played while we see atomic blasts
>It's called the Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima (first nuked city)
>The episode feels like Eraserhead
>Eraserhead by Lynch was Kubrick's favorite film
>The Shining by Kubrick was Lynch's favorite film
>The Shining uses the Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima
Duh.

ITT: We pretend to be redditors

Lol That was the Greatest television Episode of all time XD

Anyone who disagrees Is LYNCHED

The giant roachfrog is as big as the girl's head, how is she supposed to digest that?

>>84340974
Normie
noun
1. (You).
2. If you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep.

>>84340892
Stan Brakhage is a fraud.

>>84341003
B-but... that's pretending to be /tv/.

Ooooh I get it :^)

>>84340029
Litters constantly while he jaywalks on his way to RAAAPE

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>Live from the RoadHouse, a very special guest, Kodak Black (lodge)

>>84340952
>>84340851
HAHAHAHA _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

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>>84341019

>one of the original members of The Platters was named David Lynch

Have we been getting LYNCHED since the 50s?

>>84340924
So did Theronady
I'm not complaining, just pointing out that Lynch isn't adverse to using popular or somewhat cliche music if it suits the scene.

>>84341019
NO

>>84340901
>Arms are backwards
>"...but sometimes my arms bend back"

>>84340973

PUT IT DOWNUUHHHGGHGHH

>>84340952
>tfw i didn't believe you
>tfw that's a real thread

>>84340006
>Lynch Hijacked his most popular work, Twin Peaks, near the very end of his career, because it was the only vehicle he could use to potentially do whatever the fuck he wanted.

I am totally okay with this.

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>>84341086
[Sounds of Ching Chong Ping Pong]

>>84341003
We, /tv/, your only friends, like this episode, anon. Get over it.

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>Twin Peaks is renewed, never thought I'd see the day
>mfw it's actually a mini-series continuing Eraserhead

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>>84341143
>tfw easerhead is dead

My brain is still reeling after getting LYNCHED so hard last night.

Two weeks wait. Fuck. Might as well read Frost's book in the meantime

>>84341003
What a masterpiece for the visual arts world let alone the Twin Peaks universe. It was more of an experience than an episode of a tv show. Thank you for your artistic bravery David Lynch!

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>mfw I want to shitpost and ironically pretend I didn't like Part 8 but it was actually incredible

>>84341161
>Might as well read Frost's book in the meantime
Frost here. Please do it.

http://decider.com/2017/06/23/dune-david-lynch-john-devore/

Anyone else find it odd that it is current year and we're watching Twin Peaks and listening to the Nine Inch Nails?
What did the early 90's have that current year doesn't have?

>>84341161
Last night's episode was equal parts FROSTING and LYNCHING. You just don't realize it yet.

PS: Find a download of the audiobook and read along to it. Enhances the experience.

>>84341003
spaced like a redditor. kill yourself

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/mygal/

>>84341182
You forgot to reply to the post
Let me help you out
>>84341003

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>>84341086

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>>84341133
>>84340973
>1992: David, you gotta write me out of season 2 so I can pursue a new career playing the obligatory concubine in every movie about East Asia ever.
>2016: David, you gotta write me into season 3 because I'm tired of playing the obligatory concubine in every movie about East Asia ever.

Fuckin' LYNCHED

>>84341206
>Last night's episode was equal parts FROSTING and LYNCHING. You just don't realize it yet.
That's the problem, and you're right, most people don't realize it yet.

>>84341196
>Goth Star Wars

>>84341234
Josie was legitimately the worst character in the show. I've been rewatching the original series and I'm tempted to fast forward every scene she's in.

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dido feed eggs

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>>84341003
THIS! It wasn't just KINO AS FUCK. It was also so fucking important. Everyone needs to see this powerful message against the danger of nuclear bombs and nuclear energy. Trump is literally creating an army of Voldermorts and BOBs, but it's not too late to get Bernie into office. I pledged this month's Showtime subscription fee to Bernie's campaign, match my donation r/tpg!

lol@all of you fucking faggot plebs crying about lynch being lynch.

>>84341279
HNNNGH (unironically)

>>84340811
>expecting Lynch to
Lynch is like a freshman film student. He's got the balls and the desire to do crazy shit, but his execution ends up being endearingly amateur.

>>84341202
A less whiny and entitled society.
Better music (NIN's song in this episode sucked hard)

I liked Twin Peaks for the soapy elements.
Send fucking help, I'm getting Lynched to a supreme degree.

>>84341245
>That's the problem

What do you mean by this?

>>84341253
At least Lucas fans were smart enough to realize when the writing got lazy.

Dougie is life

>>84341327
When in the episode is this?

>>84341285
Was it autism?

>>84341335
And then Disney bought Star Wars for ten gazillion dollars.

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>>84340170
I had the same thought anon.

>>84341328
>LE I'M 18 AND FROST SUCKS MEME XD

>>84340170

THE WOODSMEN ARE AT IT AGAIN

Wait...

Who the fuck is Mark Frost?

I'm enjoying this season
But I also want more of the old stuff too.
I want more Shelley
I want more Bobby
I want to know what's been up over the 25 years.
I even want to know what James has been up to.

>>84341287
I just wish that a legendary director with a filmography spanning half a century could have come up with something more visually interesting than a Windows Media Player visualization and a bunch of terrible CG.

I want Lynch to continue being Lynch, but he should be better at it by now.

>>84341196
I've always loved Dune and thought it sad it's a such a bad memory for Lynch

I loved ep 8, but I can totally understand and sympathize with viewers who didn't like it. Liking it (or not) doesn't mean that you're a better, smarter viewer or fan, stop fighting over it like children. I hope the viewers who didn't like will still stick with the show. I think the story is really starting to gather momentum.

>>84341398

Mark Wahlberg's real name.

>>84341313
Thank you. Which is why it's frustrating. There are really some great ideas but a lot of it is incredibly naive, especially now that he seemed to have given up on film/tv before this. Obviously, it still works for some people, but there are a lot of things that looks a lot more like accidental clunkiness than purposeful artistic statements. It's not what it could be.

>>84341401
they still make round cakes anon

don't overthink everything

>>84341399
That'd be supremely depressing. I don't think Lynch would be interested in any of that. It's too real.

>>84341401
that's a fair criticism

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>twin peaks s3 is actually a continuation of Eraserhead, not Twin Peaks
>mfw I'm 100% okay with this

>>84341399
my guts tell me he has been up to a lot of carbohydrates

>>84341380
Go to bed, Mark.

>lynch himself has more screentime than anyone of the old seasons outside of cooper and hawk
Did the entire cast get LYNCHED?

>Dougie was created for a purpose
Seemingly to give life to Coop since he was transitioning to the world trying to get his original body back, and Evil Coop tricked the soul switch somehow, leaving it up to The Giant to create a temporary vessel for Coop so he wouldn't be stuck in limbo
>orange/gold orb appeared when Dougie soul was switched with Coop, trapping Dougie in the Lodge. He was processed into the orb

So if all that is correct (or somewhere in the vicinity of understanding what the fuck goes on in Lynch's head), then I guess it would be fair to assume Laura was manufactured for a purpose. The orange orb with Laura's face i'd like to think is a similar phenomenon to Dougie's case right now. So she was manufactured to stop Bob I guess (or at least contain him?) And the Atomic Bomb created all the evil that comes from the Black Lodge, including BOB? Am I on the right track?

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>>84341401

>>84339993
her friend is cuter

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>Laura is actually a super being brought to this world to save us

Is Laura going to go full Goku now? It seems inevitable. Is anyone else tired of this Laura tramp? Be honest, folks. And for that matter, is anyone else thinking there is too much spirit shit in this season? The supernatural stuff was great in season 1 because it was done sparingly, not every fucking scene is directly under supernatural influence like in season 3.

>>84341464
Almost like you copied this rebuttal from every single other thread because you don't have any real rebuttal or a single independent thought in your faggoty trendlord head.

>>84340049


FROSTED

>>84341487
All these things existed on a different plane of existence. The bomb triggered them to notice us, or tore a rift into our world, or something of the sort.

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>haha, oh anon, I'm so glad I got to show you around my private vineyard. Say, how about I show you how we make our wine so delicious? It's not the grapes....

I absolutely LOVE Twin Peaks and Lynch's work as a whole, but I genuinely feel ripped off by this episode. Now before some of you start saying I just don't 'get' it, yeah you're right. Some of you are so much smarter than me and can appreciate art more. I don't know how genius what I just watched was, blah blah blah. Save it. That was a waste of 45 minutes (at least the start had some plot progression). Yes I'm sure it ties into the overall mythology and there was hints of this in TSHOTP, but I totally get why the execs at Showtime stepped in at one point. This episode could have been a short he released independently, really seemed to be mostly visual images he dreamed up and wanted to commit to film, and shoehorned them in to the show. Worst episode of the show by a country mile. I'll go back to being narrow-minded and incapable of understanding the brilliance of Lynch now.

>>84341352
The convenience store scene. That's a shot of one of the windows.

>>84341108
me, too, Anon. me, too.

>>84341401
>I want Lynch to continue being Lynch, but he should be better at it by now.
He's in that phase where everyone around him bought into his genius and stopped questioning him. TP3 is good, but there are a lot of elements that would have benefited from a second look.

sometimes I just want to get on my bike

>>84341399
I do too, but it seems Lynch isn't much into that. Remember, the vast minority of the old Twin Peaks was actually written or directed by him. The other writers and directors' influence is probably a lot of what made the old show the Twin Peaks that we know. From what we can see from FWWM and this new season is that Lynch's idea of Twin Peaks and the audience's idea aren't necessarily the same idea.

>>84341492
>spends 50 years mastering his craft
>culminates in a low budget 90s FMV adventure game

>>84341501
I honestly hate the "chosen one" bullshit and the scale of the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTfGfv1tyPg

The original meat of the story was that Twin Peaks was "different" and that Laura was a girl abused by her own (possessed) father. Laura as a Christ-figure martyr lessens her entire tragedy.

>>84340170
The little girl is either Leland's mother or Log Lady, calling it now

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>>84341472
They got Lynched hard. And honestly, Hawk has also barely had any scenes. The entire show is every Cooper except the one people want to see, mixed with Eraserhead deleted scenes and shoehorned musical guests.

Bravo Lynch. Wow, I must be a normie that got Lynched for writing this post haahaha.

>>84341401
>Windows Media Player visualization
show me one part in part 8 that fits this description. protip: you can't

t. someone who just rewatched it

>>84341533
>it seemed to be mostly visual images he dreamed up and wanted to commit to film, so he shoehorned them in to the show
It's because it was mostly visual images he dreamed up and wanted to commit to film, so he shoehorned them in to the show.

>>84341501
>coop never turns back to normal ever
>final episode is a dbz battle between reincarnated angel Laura and Bob

>>84341610
I'm assuming he's talking about the part where the "Mother" puked out a Windows Media Player visualization with BOB's face painted on.

>>84341599
I miss some characters but I don't think I want it the way it was in season 1 & 2.

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>>84341591

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>>84341584

delete this

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>when the garmonbozia hits

>>84341610
The interior of the multi-color strobing vortex.

>>84341610
he is talking about the magic tunnel after the explosion

>>84341487
Original Dougie was not created to give life to Coop but to trick the soul switch, using the orb which is what he was in essence, by evil Coop. He also had a whole string of assassins set up after him to ensure that he'd die as quick as possible. His orb and Laura's orb are probably entirely different things.

>>84341504
S1E1 happens in 1989, and as I said, the final sequence of last night's episode happens in 1956.
If the girl was Leland's mother and she had gotten pregnant around the time she swallowed the frogroach, Leland would be 33 in S1, which means he had Laura at 16. But he looks much older than 33.
I seriously doubt that girl is Leland's mother.

>>84341501
I dated a girl in my 20s I thought I loved very much. One day I was drunk/high and I was listening to a song and it struck me that I have no idea who this girl is at all. It was like I was dating a person who I only concocted in my head. She had no feelings of her own, she was like my homonculus, crafted solely to satisfy my desires for companionship. The real person in front of me there had her own feelings, thoughts, hopes, and fears, and I knew none of them.

The very act of seeing that image for what it was destroyed it. We broke up shortly after. Even though the homonculus is destroyed I still remember it. It was beautiful.

To me, watching FWWM is like thinking of that real girl who I'd refused to see for who she is get destroyed by my ignorance. Thankfully this didn't happen in real life, because I'm not sure I could live with the thought that I let my own petty desires stop me from seeing the someone's suffering.

I will never be sick of Laura Palmer.

>>84341712
it literally said in the credits that its judy

>>84340229
I can't understand a single word he's singing.

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>>84340693
NiN is actually an excellent band, but the song itself was weaksauce as fuck

>episode 7 - the evil twin has... reversed fingerprints!
>episode 8 - the evil spirit is... born from the atom bomb!
>episode 9 - the red room is... actually on Mars!
>episode 10 - twin peaks is revealed... as an alien experiment!

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>the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within

Oh damn, I forgot about this equine motherfucker until now. What does it all mean?

Why is Twin Peaks: Season 2 Music and More the only TP album not available on streaming services? Is it because MJA is on the cover?

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>>84341659

>>84341772
I wish I could've saved her ;__;

>>84341796
FUCKING FROST

>>84341599
sweet, sweet cream corn

>it's another closed-minded brainlets get BTFO by art episode

seriously children, go back to capeshit and Star Wars (or your tepid middlebrow dramas and Oscar bait, which frankly are worse)

>>84341812
MIKED

>>84341801
the pale horse is often a figure of death

but here it's being used a visual barrier that precedes visions of great darkness

not a guardian or a actor, but an omen

>>84340803
I'm not sure about the rest, but I agree with #1 strongly. Audrey was fucking smoking

>>84341817
>Address Unknown
will the pottery ever end?

>>84341837
>"go back to cape shit"
>the last episode of Twin Peaks literally revealed Laura is the chosen one born from an actual Dragon Ball

Uhh, Anon...

>>84341868
>When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.

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>>84340803
>giggling secretary (Deer Meadow)
>above Lil the Dancing girl
>mfw

>>84341918
but it was done ARTISTICALLY

Like spraying paint out your asshole onto a canvas.

>>84341924
but what does the Qu'ran say?

>>84341918
Most people in this thread would think Begotten is a good movie.

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>post yfw the season 4 announcement accompanies the final dossier's release this fall

>>84341202
>What did the early 90's have that current year doesn't have?

Literally everything except smart phones, social media, and high speed internet.
It was just a better time, the U.S. was at it's peak 80's through to the mid 90's.
Now we (and the entire western world) are in a freefall decline so it's natural to be nostalgic

Rhonda best girl.

>>84341952
Begotten is such fucking tripe.
>watch Eraserhead once
>this is great and all but it needs less subtlety and more blood, I got this

Did Lynch just pull a Lucas/Scott by giving previous material more importance than it had to create more backstory?

No longer is Laura Palmer just some girl caught up in a supernatural murder mystery. Now she's a supernatural entity herself created specifically to fight the evil forces of BOB and company.

Why doesn't anyone mention all the great new Badalamenti music in this episode?

>>84341975
Imposter

But she is

>>84341743
Start with the original series, then FWWM, then Missing Pieces, then the new series. When you get to Part 8, watch the actual credits rather than a poorly-Photoshopped version of them that you yourself made and are now trying to "meme" into relevance again since you miss your (You)s

>>84341994
because MY PRAYERRRRRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlcqhlzDqQ

Jane Levy Will Lead Stephen King/JJ Abrams CASTLE ROCK Series "Normie Peaks"

>Set in the Stephen King multiverse, “Castle Rock”, from Bad Robot Productions and Warner Bros. Television, is named after the fictional town in King’s native Maine that is featured prominently in a number of his novels, novellas, and short stories. Per the producers, it combines the mythological scale and intimate character storytelling of King’s best-loved works, weaving an epic saga of darkness and light, played out on a few square miles of Maine woodland.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3443853/evil-dead-star-heading-castle-rock-carries-sissy-spacek/

>>84341991
Why is everyone immediately jumping to this conclusion? The Laura orb could mean plenty of other things.
at least I certainly fucking hope so jesus christ, this better not pull a Samurai Jack and start off 10/10 for the first third of the series and then plummet off a cliff

>>84341991

Think about how the same thing happened to Philip Gerard, kindof.

>>84341772
Why would he hide them in the door when he could just have easily have eaten them or flushed them?

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>>84341965

bomb with out the m

>>84342043
LYNCHED

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>>84341965

>>84342035
There have been little gold and black balls already that imply good/bad. It's also hard to interpret it any other way - literally creating a ball with her in it and sending it to TP.

>>84341988
You mean Tetsuo The Iron Man

>>84342043
He wanted to be caught.

>>84342035
>this better not pull a Samurai Jack and start off 10/10 for the first third of the series and then plummet off a cliff

You mean it better not pull a Twin Peaks.

It is happening again.

>>84341991
>Now she's a supernatural entity herself
I'm not convinced of this yet, and it's a bit too literal a reading imo, and she certainly didn't act like it and was quite flawed in her life on Earth. I think the imagery in part 8 just continues the idea that has always been in the show that Laura was just a fundamentally good person.

>>84342004
kek
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>>84342087
Then why would he hide it?

>>84341994
What Badalamenti music?
It was NIN, Penderecki, and The Platters, with some spooky Lynch sounds.

>>84342043
There's bound to be a reason for this, which is one of the few things that deserve to be explained (unless all the other things that didn't have to be and that the series decided it all answer for some reason). It's strange that the characters didn't ask this question themselves during the scene, but hopefully there will be a reason that will be revealed before the end of the series (maybe when they find the 4th page).

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>>84342035
>10/10

>>84342085
So the gold ball that Dougie turned into is "good"?

>>84342035
She was conceived in the 1940s by the Giant and an obese woman, despite being born in 1971. There's no getting off of this train we're on, anon.

>>84342043
>eaten them
thats harder? he might choke. all kinds of problems come with that.
>flushed them
they'll find the shredded pages when they clog up the old TPPD's shitty plumbing

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>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/bastard-machine/critics-notebook-how-legion-scooped-twin-peaks-as-2017s-weird-show-watch-986474
>We all want, on some level, for Twin Peaks to be ridiculously amazing — a cultural event that reinvigorates our collectively blurred memories, resoundingly returns Lynch (who will direct all 18 episodes) to the peak of his creative powers and reaffirms Showtime's relevance.
>But the biggest problem facing Twin Peaks is not the weight of our expectations. It's that Legion on FX has already stolen its most precious commodity, and its thunder — though the confirmation of that won't come until it's certain that Twin Peaks can't either match our highest hopes or, more likely, can't match the creative achievement that Legion has already put on the public record.
>a very good argument can be made that Noah Hawley's Legion is a far trippier and aggressively weirder series. There is currently nothing like it on television. Not even close.
>And lest you need a reminder, Legion will have put a full eight episodes out two months before Showtime premieres Twin Peaks.
>Legion has already redefined not only how to depict mental illness but — wait for it — how to do a Marvel show for thinking adults. Which is the greater achievement?
>Seriously, what can Twin Peaks deliver in the realm of freak-tastic visuals that Legion hasn't already tossed out as nightmare bait? The show's exquisitely rendered conception of what life looks like from inside the mind of a mentally unstable person is already, bar none, the best that television has achieved.
>So tell me again how Twin Peaks is going to be weirder than that?
>Maybe Lynch and company have learned how to run a TV series in the meantime, but if not there may be a rude awakening in terms of how badly atmospheric and impressionistic visuals that lack narrative cohesion go over with the savvy Peak TV crowd.

>>84341657
Is that john malkovich under there?

>>84342097
>Laura was just a fundamentally good person

But she wasn't.

>>84342035

Laura was pulled out of the Red Room at the start of the season, potentially by the Giant. He was holding onto her and now has sent her back down to Twin Peaks in the current year (they perceive time differently). What we have witnessed is a massive time alteration.

It's also not necessarily the Laura Palmer we know. Remember the words of MIKE:

"She's my cousin."

>>84340006
I don't get it. Lynch was actually giving us some backstory to the supernatural stuff in the last episode. No shit it was weird and abstract but what we actually learned about these creatures is pretty straight forward.

Ic you don't care for the supernatural stuff you can go and watch Fargo. And even that hat flying saucers in the second season.

>>84342094
Hopefully it's the reverse this time. It can't get any worse right?

>>84342086
Tetsuo was great. A bit long, but this one was actually very good.

>>84342134
>muh weirdness
I hate people

>>84342112
the music playing with the Giant in the theatre creating the Laura orb

>>84342134
>The central element of Legion, much like Mr. Robot, is that it has an unreliable narrator. But even though things are trippy beyond belief or perception on Legion so far, there's a thread of the story that stems from a sense-making core. Meaning, Hawley is rigorously experimenting with what a TV series would look like if it explored mental illness from the inside of a patient's brain, while simultaneously shepherding a Marvel X-Men property where the main character is a mutant with a special power that negates the idea of mental illness (almost) entirely.
>So what we have is an intellectually curious creator who doesn't seem particularly interested in the superhero genre unless he can subvert its conventions from the inside and make them fresh and interesting with new purpose and meaning.
>That, if you believe Hawley is pulling it off right now and will continue to, is a spectacular example of creativity. And, dare I say it, likely weirder and more fantastical than anything Twin Peaks will come up with, thus negating that series' defining attribute.

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>>84342134
>Legion has already redefined not only how to depict mental illness but — wait for it — how to do a Marvel show for thinking adults.
wew

>>84342137
Yes, she was.

>>84342138
>Do you know who this is?
>It's Laura Palmer. You're Laura Palmer
>I feel like I know her but sometimes my arms bend back.

>>84342138
I really, really hope this is the case. Laura Palmer being some messiah figure alien person would completely and utterly ruin her character and as a result the entire original series.
>inb4 HAHA LYNCHED YANB
This happening to Laura would be complete Lucas-tier tripe.

>>84341950
Allahu Akbar!

>>84342138
>It's also not necessarily the Laura Palmer we know
it was her prom photo tho

>three weeks without Janey-E

>>84342086
Tsukamoto is as good a filmmaker as Lynch. Tetsuo was an early, low-budget work, but it's still good.

>>84342218
Why is it always the fucking prom photo. She looks very dumb in it too. I wish the show stopped mentioning Laura, she should not be relevant anymore in any form.

>>84342138
what do you mean by massive time alteration?

the giant 'creates' her in response to watching the bomb / bob sperm

>>84342198
>would be complete Lucas-tier tripe.
Apparently Lucas was really doing Avant-Gard after all.

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>the horse is the white of the eyes, the dark within

just remembered how, in these scenes at least, evil cooper's eyes are lit so his irises are completely black

>>84342086
But Tetsuo is insanely fast paced and unique compared to Begotten

>>84341712
I posted that, I agree it's highly unlikely it's Sarah Palmer.
It's either Log Lady or they are retconning some of Leland's backstory, and/or Sarah's backstory (possibility of it being Sarah Palmers mother?).

Log Lady fits the most because she mysteriously disappeared in 1947 for a period of time

>>84342138
I find it abnormal that no one realizes that this guy is a Bozo since he thinks that The Arm is named MIKE (most likely due to parroting things he reads in these threads without having seen any of the material nor understanding it).

>>84342134
Good time to point out that Legion fucking sucked.

>>84342252
The description of episode 10 is literally "Laura is the one"

Cry more.

>>84341019
Cunt

>>84342260
There are a lot of parallels to be drawn between the Lucas prequels and this.

>>84342263
MacLachlan is actually wearing black contacts for his Doppleganger scenes.

>>84342239
It hurts to live

Is It Future Or Is It Past
new thread

>>84342262
>>84342262
>>84342262

>>84342252

without laura there would be no twin peaks, she's the reason coop came to the town in the first place. deal with it, bitch

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>>84342252
>She looks very dumb in it too

>>84342254

We saw Bob being pulled out of DoppelCoop into the orb form by the vagrants, and are then shown it once again being vomited out by the Experiment. Perhaps it has been returned to the Experiment (this is all weird theorising stuff of course) and the timeline has looped back to that point with Bob out in the world again from 1956 onwards to a different timeline - hence the weird timeline inconsistencies in TSHOTP.

>>84342275
good time to point out that it doesn't suck as bad as season 3

>>84342086
>Tetsuo The Iron Man
Good until it started pulling out the anime tier tropes. Got trash fast.

>>84341313

Amateur in what sense, anon?

>>84342313
Pleb detected. Go watch your marvel movies.