What would you do with a kilo of unobtainium?

nuke the jews

sell it and donate the proceeds to black lives matter

Synthesize it into oxyunobtomorphone.

Smoke it

I wouldn't know whether to eat it or shove it up my ass.

I would sell it so I could buy the rights to rename it literally anything but unobtainium.

>>84339476
Did Cameron ever explain what it actually does or it's just unobMcGuffin?

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>>84339476
>they actually called it unobtanium
>when they've clearly figured out a method of obtaining it

make a kino of unobtainium

Take half and sell it at 10x its original value. Then take a needle and shoot up the rest of it.

>>84339566
Unobtainaium is an engineer's term for a material that has the ideal properties for a function in a design before you start factoring in materials that actually exist.

So maybe this substance is prefect metal for a lot of shit?

>>84340393

No you pathetic fucking retard, it's an alien metal from an alien planet. It does fucking nothing, it's just pure novelty. People pay big bucks for it and go "Look at this shit, BIIIIITCH! I got a fucking rock from blue naked people planet, motherfuckaaaa" It's worth nothing in real life and it does nothing, but the value of an item is whatever people will pay for it.

I'm sorry this went over your head in this children's-level-story SFX vehicle.

>>84339476
you can't obtain it, hence the word 'unobtainium'.

>>84339476
obtain it

>>84339566
>It is a room-temperature superconductor for energy

>Unobtanium proved to be the most baffling of scientific discoveries in the area of superconductors as it had an extremely strong magnetic field, reversing prior knowledge that all superconductors repel magnetic fields. Furthermore, unlike the fragile crystals of human-created superconducting compounds, the substance found on Pandora was a stable quasi-crystal with its atoms arranged in a never-repeating but orderly pattern with fivefold symmetry. This matrix was not only structurally rugged but also has microscopic voids in the quasicrystalline structure that contain the magnetic flux lines (see Type II superconductor). Unobtanium has a unique magnetic field and properties of superconductivity, causing it to levitate in magnetic fields under the Meissner Effect.

>>84340522
Since the late 1950s,[a][1] aerospace engineers have used the term "unobtainium" when referring to unusual or costly materials, or when theoretically considering a material perfect for their needs in all respects, except that it does not exist. By the 1990s, the term was in wide use, even in formal engineering papers such as "Towards unobtainium [new composite materials for space applications]."[2][3] The word unobtainium may well have been coined in the aerospace industry to refer to materials capable of withstanding the extreme temperatures expected in re-entry.[1] Aerospace engineers are frequently tempted to design aircraft which require parts with strength or resilience beyond that of currently available materials.

You stupid fucking retard.

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Buy a bunch of graphics cards so I can do some crypto mining

>>84339476

Cock ring so my dick floats.

Bet I could get a hella JDM tyte engine block made and boost the HELLA out of it

50/50 on 'put it in my desk' or ' promptly lose it'

>>84339476
Make a stargate

>>84339476
Put it in my bones, oh wrong movie?

make a fidget spinner

>>84344889

Jaffa Kree...

>>84339476
Exchange it with another kilo of unobtainium.

>>84339476
Bury it under a giant tree then blow it up to piss off space injuns.

>>84339566

I thought it had something to do with fusion, so they needed it for energy?

>>84340840
>Solders a ribbon cable with a ten dollar torch without even looking
That kid has some serious solder game.

>>84339476

Sell it and ball out.

>>84339532
wrap it in a doobie andd light it up with my bois

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>>84339476
chuck it into a black hole so it lives up to its name

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>>84345081
Look at him, he's not even holding it by the hot metal bit. Someone get Ahmed in some stock photos.

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>>84340776
In english doc

>>84339476
He said it is $23 million a kilo, but in real terms (counting for inflation) is that really a lot in the far future?

sell it to mexicans

kick all the non-Aryans out of Europe

>>84339476
Eat it and kill myself.

>>84345990
It is what allowed for interstellar space travel.

>>84339476
I don't know, because I don't think I can obtain it.

>>84346032
Wasn't something like Scorpion venom ludicrously expensive for a gallon?

Give it a less retarded name.

>>84347860
In english please

>>84347860
ah! so I'd use it to send non-whites to the other side of the galaxy.

perhaps into a black hole.

>>84345990
Makes shit float nigga

>>84339503
fpbp

>>84347890
it tinkers with your ticker

>>84347890
nigga that shit lets us go to other stars

>>84339476
Swallow it and hopefully die somehow

Make it into a toilet and shit in it!

>>84347860
but how did they get to alpha centauri in the first place then?

>>84346032

How much must the expedition to Pandora have cost in the first place? Those attack helicopters and walker suits would cost tens of millions to apiece to manufacture at today's prices, and the shuttles tens of billions. Each member of staff and crew would probably cost you half a million a year in salary alone, and it takes something like five years to get there. The ship itself is enormous. Costs would surely run into the trillions.

>>84347924
>implying the Jews don't already have more of it and have constructed a shield generator

>>84345517
Masters of the art right here.
who the fuck buys shutterstock photos anyway

>>84348208
maybe automated mining and manufacture makes equipment cheap, but the critical unobtainium is so vital no expense is spared.

i'd do the only right thing, use it for it's intended purpose. Building a giant train looking "ship" that will drill into the earth's core, not so i can save the world, but just 2 people.

how do you even sell it without someone killing you for it?
how do you even find a buyer?

if you bring it up, some guy with the connections and security can just hire someone to kill you and then sell the unobtainium through a black market dealer, pay the authorities, and no one will know

the only people that can afford it is rich people, unless the value of earth currency has depreciated dramatically.

>>84344924
Maybe make a shield out of it?

>>84340776
Why do they write this when there is no where to use them? For games?

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>>84348338
Alternatively:

it would definitely end up in my anus.

>>84345517
What's up with dat niggas shoulders?

>>84344924
That's vibranium

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>>84340776
>In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in human history. The civilizations of the galaxy call it... MASS EFFECT.

>>84339566
It's a room temperature superconductor. Theoretically it's not possible for such a material to exist but if it could it would definitely be one of the most valuable things we've ever discovered.

>>84340776
Is that very useful ?

Is there some connection between the computer tree and the unobtainium? Do the trees need this mineral to be connected?

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>>84348391
I always thought it would be pretty cool, and pretty fucked up if there was ancient shit on mars, literally right next door to us this whole time.
Can't wait till we actually get some people there and start digging around. Hopefully i'll be able to see that shit in my lifetime, as long as the world doesn't nuke itself out of existence by then.

>>84348473
You can make a core for the Evangelion-01

>>84348473
It would let us transfer and store energy with 100% efficiency, no loss. Very, very useful. It would instantly make fossil fuels obsolete.

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>>84348528
But David Bowie did that like 150 years ago.

>>84348473

for you

>>84348497
no, but you can bet your ass it will be in the sequels, it's very fitting.
But as far as the first movie goes it makes mountains float, the trees are connected like a giant brain

>>84348556
GE wouldn't allow it, because there's no profit to be made from that.
Its also why light bulbs are manufactured to go out after so many hundreds of hours. The first light bulbs lasted nearly forever, but you can't sell that to people.

>>84348611
the first lightbulbs barely put out any light

>>84339536
based stewart lee

>>84348507
Even more embarrassing would be warehouse pyramids in the Lunar South-Pole craters.

>>84348633
Were lampshades a jewish invention?

>>84348611
What makes a lightbulb wear out is rather that you can turn it on and off. It will last longer if it's always on.

>>84348660
Well their invention involved jews

>>84348712
That's now fake news. It used to be true though.

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>>84348660
No, lampshades are jews. The ebil nazis turned them into lampshades and soap

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>>84348660
>>84348775

>>84339505
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pretend i took this, was it worth?

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>>84348611
>>84348633
Early 20th century light bulbs probably had way more tungsten than necessary.

Also it might just be confirmation bias, you keep seeing the one in a million bulbs that lasted a century while all it's fellow siblings burnt out in the first few years.

>>84348799
Post proofs

>>84339476
Use it to create a bomb large enough to destroy Pandora and thereby make the mineral live up to it's name. Also fuck those smurfs.

>>84348974
I was wrong. Sorry. Traditional incandescent bulbs will wear out faster. LED ones wont though.

>>84348607
First movie
"Oh using the military was a bad move. The natives just want their trees and we just want the minerals that are already exposed there are ways we can get the minerals without harming the trees"

Sequel:
"Fuck they need every ounce of the mineral to maintain their culture"

>>84348528
How? If I want to drive a car do I have to have a grid made of superconductor all over the road?

>>84339536
This.
I'd shove it up my ass then I could float like those mountains.

>>84339503
fpbp
>>84339536
fpbp

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I want to fug a Neytiri!

>>84339476
I would obtain it and prove everyone wrong

>>84339542
probably-not-obtain-i-um...

Did he give a why he gave it such a wacky silly name?

I mean it's borderline George Lucas.
>Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”

>>84339476
sell to obtain more of it

>>84340840
>crypto mining
The real money is in scalping processors for brainlets who want to mine bitcoin