thoughts on the 3rd season of Fargo?

>>84338826
Is that Larkin Love?

>>84338836
Nah
Larkin only fucks black guys for money

>>84338826

Would have been a masterpiece if all episodes were like 8.

Unfortunately it was vastly inferior to 1 & 2. Still good overall .

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>>84338870
HAHHAHHA
This is now a Riley thread

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>>84338870
Don't post about my personal life sonny. You'll regret it

>>84338951
>We are still ride or die, just in a different way now.
Now she rides black cock
and he dies on the inside

>>84339087
BANANA'D

>>84338826
she fucked up going after emmit

Gloria > Nikki

>thoughts on the 3rd season of Fargo?
David Thewlis is one of the best living actors

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>>84338826
Thoughts on this ass?

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>>84339709

>>84338870
no maaaan no

>>84339709
What ass? The flat angle ironically hides the flatness.

>>84339087
DAN THE FUCKING AUTOMATOR!!?
good taste mary.

>>84338951
>no longer married but still friends
fucking cucked

>>84339744
i dont have an rx7 breh, so i can't

>>84339087
women are fucking heartless

>>84340042
You know they're both in a band, don't you?

>>84340701
hey riley

>>84338870
This shit is brutal. He probably believed her when she said they would remain friends and I'd be surprised if he saw her more than once since this happened.
You just know she did this so she could fuck around guilt free. There's no way he isn't hung up on her. I'd love to see some of their texts conversations these days. It's probably like one word replies from her every four paragraphs he sends.

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>>84338870
This can't be real.

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riley

>>84338856
And tiny lesbians for pleasure.

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>>84338870

Jesus fucking christ he should have burned that picture and said fuck her

>>84339709
Pretty good desu
I fapped

>>84340989
Somebody put Riley on suicide watch.

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>>84339585
She is like the perfect wife.
No joke.

>>84340989

No wonder she broke up with him. That post is the least manly thing I've ever read and should not be posted by any man, ever.

>>84341204
you should hear his voice. i follow him on instagram and he has the most nasally whiney voice ive ever heard

wouldnt be surprised if he ended up being gay

>>84341204
you haven't seen shit mate
ever heard of a place called "robot 9000"?

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>>84340964
> It's probably like one word replies from her every four paragraphs he sends.
>tfw I did this for weeks to my ex

>>84338870
JUST

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>>84338826
RILEY GOT KEKED BY WRENCH


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>84340989
>tfw Chad
>want the nice guys to win
>they never do

>>84341364
fuuuuuuck i've been doing this lately too. granted i get pretty drunk before i even think about contacting her but still.

>>84341595
Why do you want that? With you being a Chad isn't it easier to have women continue to despise non-Chads?

>>84339087
She's an escort now?

>>84341579
Mr Numbers & Mr Wrench Theme plays while they bang

>>84341579
someone put that manlet on suicide watch already

>>84341579
based wrench

>>84341635
It will always be easy, that's not the point. You will never understand.

>>84341704
What's the point then? I'm genuinely curious desu

>>84341579
>wrench: i will always love you
>mew: i love YOU!
>#wrengo

There is a 100% chance they're fucking. If I was Riley I would probably kms rn

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>>84338870

>>84341726
she's fucking everyone now

except riley

>>84341579
fucking roastie.

imagine riley looking at her instagram 24/7, looking for any clue she might want to go back with him and seeing that.

>>84341871
[spolier]and me[/spoiler];_;

>>84341770
Christ. Is that from the comments in that pic or from some other post he made?

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>i learned so much from russell ;) :3

Yep, they're fucking

>>84342021
>Shut up, peabrain and go fuck yourself!
I-Is this targeted at Riley? Holy shit, he must be going insane

following this case makes me feel literally cucked myself. why?

>>84338826
Mew looks old

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DON'T DO IT RILEY

STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE

>>84342046
>I-Is this targeted at Riley
doubt it. but he took it personal i can assure you that.

>>84342091
Russell?

>>84342088
>you know what i mean
confirmed fucking.

can we get riley institutionalized? im fearing for his well being.

>>84341958
Yeah it's from some pic where he went on and on about her taking the pic, that was her answer

>>84342182
fucking JUST

I feel for the Ry-Dog. I mean, there's nowhere to run from your own head, he's trapped and his mind is probably racing 24/7 about how he fucked up and how he could have done something differently and how he can win her back. He probably hasn't slept in weeks

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>>84338826
At the beginning of the season I still loved her, but her character's turn towards a fuck-the-patriarchy, the-future-is-female #badass really spoilt her for me.

Shame.

>>84342244
probably doesnt help that hes living in some mexican slum in a 3x4 room.

Pretty shitty considering it broke up a lifetime relationship.

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>>84342257
>tfw your husband sends you pictures of attractive men while you're at work

>>84342257
this is ridiculous. who does that? any of you guys does that? you guys send pics of hot guys to your gf? jesus fuck put him out of his misery tonight.

>>84342269
What? He's loaded

>>84338870
Fuck I feel for Riley

>>84342257
This just gets sadder and sadder

>>84342257
based Goose cucking riley

>>84342257
>Goose cucking guys through pics, he doesnt even need to actually be there


Based.

>>84342257
Her getting shot in the head made up for that. :)

>>84342297
MEW was.

>>84342445
Didn't know MEW had done a Gloryhole Swallow scene desu.

>>84338826
I stopped watching after it was made public that MEW was leaving her husband. I can't support an ice queen like that.

>>84342432
So why isn't he alimoning the fuck out of this slut?

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So I had a thought during my Shower today.

The invisible man Varga could only be captured by the invisible woman.

Any other symbolism between the two that helps make more meaning or sense of the ending?

It's funny how her leaving her husband really made noticeable all of her flaws (old face, glass eye, lack of tits and ass). I can never look at her the same way again.

>>84338826
I wanna pork this bitch right in her cunt, then fuck her in the ace

>>84340042
kekd

>>84342601
Exactly what i was thinking senpai

>>84342485
because they ended the relationship as """""""""""friends""""""""""".

thats how cold and calculating she is.

>tfw too alpha for this busted old slut

>>84342556
>glass eye
Wait... what?

>>84342690
look OP pic.

Good until the shit ending

>>84342690
i'll be honest, /tv/ convinced me MEW had a glass eye and one time i met someone who was a huge MEW fan and i asked about the glass eye and he laughed at me

she has a lazy eye

>>84342708
This. Ending ruined the season

>>84342719
>met someone who was a huge MEW fan
huge fans are pretty delusional and they believe all kind of official PR lies.

>>84342719
>lazy eye
thom yorke has a lazy eye and even though it looks fucking weird it never gives an uncanny vibe or looks fake.

>>84342707
lmao, I have the same thing.

It's not a glass eye, just one eye that protrudes too much

>>84342824
Looks like ptosis to me.

>>84341248
http://www.feralaudio.com/73-riley-stearns/

I got mad listening to this like like six months ago. If I didn't know he had a wife I would 100% believe he's gay.

>>84342828
nope. ptosis doesnt fuck with eye location. she has eyes in different planes and of different sizes.

>>84341248
>i follow him on instagram
Well I guess you like the cock then

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>>84338870
>>84338951
What a self serving whore and a witless fool

>>84342828
Nope, not ptosis.

Like her, I just have one eye that protrudes a bit more than the other. Nothing wrong with my eyelids.

It had some good parts but wasn't nearly as good as the first 2 seasons overall.

It felt too random.

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>>84342854
My god...


This guy's voice and laugh are literal pussy repellent

>>84338826
Damn, MEW looks like THAT?

She's definitely over the hill now, her breaking up with Riley after she peaked might be a blessing in disguise for him. She might even be the next Jenna Fischer with her bad relationship decisions.

>>84342088
>>84338870
>>84338951
>>84339087
>>84340989
>>84341579
Is he going to man up and kill her?
Is it going to be season one all over again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM2l8TPzKmY

>>84343182
>man up
Listen to this faggot's laugh
Dude has zero testosterone
http://www.feralaudio.com/73-riley-stearns/

Pretty disappointing.

>only good character was Varga
>story was all over the place and had no direction or focus like S1 and 2
>villain didn't really do anything even though he was well acted and had tons of build up/development
>Wrench was pretty much just fanservice and served no actual purpose
>5 year time skip for 5 minutes at the end was pointless
>cop chick felt like she was supposed to have been the main character, but her story went nowhere
>police chief was retarded for no reason, no payoff there
>MEW suddenly becoming a badass hitwoman
>Russian dude just disappeared/died? Felt like a missed opportunity
>Asianlet had a shitty unrewarding death

There's more, but this season just felt all over the place. It's like they weren't sure where they wanted to go, and eventually said "Fuck it, we're half way through now and have to do something" and just cobbled together a half assed story with literally zero payoff.

S1 and S2 were so meticulously crafted and had such great detail, even linking into each other despite the time difference it was really nice, this season was just a fucking mess.

Are the planning to make this story into 2 seasons or something, and continue of with cop chick chasing Varga? I'd be cool with him returning since he was the only great part.

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>>84343259
Jesus, not a hope in hell for him.

where do you even go from mew? it's all downhill from there my guys

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Wait, is Riley /ourguy/ after all?

>>84343320
>>84343341
He didn't even get a child from her.

>shit everything
>no mew panty
I wouldn't even have minded how bad it was if there was even a bit of panty. No. They couldn't give it to us. fuck you noah.

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>>84343341
You never know anon, he could grow a pair of balls one day and admit he's a faggot

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>>84338870

>>84343316
>varga
>good character
>tons of build up/development
reddit detected.
Fucking ray was a better character than varga and ray was shite

>tfw i have a gf who's way out of my league
>tfw i kinda look like riley
>tfw my gf is going to end up making more money than me within a couple years
How fucked am I?
I don't act like a beta, but I got somewhat cucked by genetics re: the looks/height department

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>>84343469
the fact taht you brought up that you "don't act like a beta" makes you a tool

>>84338826

top notch.

3 > 2 > 1

all seasons are pretty great though, and you can make good argument for any one of them being the best.

>>84338870
Like I've said, this is his first time being dumped EVER, and it's:
-Public
-To a famous woman
-A marriage
-Someone he'll never ever do better than

He hasn't even seen the bottom yet.

>>84339050
savage

>>84343514
trial by fire
poor guy, if he makes it out not a complete emotional failure out of this he's a better man than me

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>>84339087
>I'll always love you, Mary

imagine being this cucked

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>>84339050
fr fr

Why are you virgins so obsessed with MEW's divorce anyway? It's not like you would ever be in a relatable situation lmao

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>>84343316
Why are you talking about Fargo? Make your own thread

>>84338826
Very comfy

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Is Faults any good, bros?

>>84343679
don't 50% of marriages end in divorce? literally most people can relate

>>84343724
shoo shoo mew cat

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>>84343679
because it's hilarious how cucked riley is

>>84343766
feet kino like 52 minutes in

>>84343773
Not on this website. To get a divorce you have to first be married. That's not happening for most of the people ITT.

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>>84343791
Is it where this webm comes from?

>>84343363
>not capeshit or star wars


'no'

>>84343363
Dogtooth was another garbage movie /tv/ memed me into watching.
Not even fap kino.

>>84341250
go fuck yourself retard

>>84342708
>Good until the shit ending

So it's just like Season 2 then?

>>84343845
Wanna know how to improve the board?

Dedicated /cel/, /cs/ (capeshit), and /sw/ generals. One allowed at a time. Maybe a /blacked/ or /loli/ containment general during certain hours.

>>84343935
Season 2 had a great finale. Episode 9 was the climax. Sucks the previews gave false ideas

>>84343425
where is that from?

>>84343497
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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why did they treat sy so badly, even giving him a bad end after everything

i liked the MNSKY storyline more than most people it seems.

Also I thought it was very intriguing how Hawley decided not to have Gloria solve the case or mitigate in any meaningful way in the main storyline. She was completely ineffectual which in my mind signified the inability for good to triumph over evil most of the time. MNKSY was obviously an allegory of her character, someone who documents and sees the evil in the world and desperately wants to help others but has no power to do so.

>>84343925
kek

>>84343963

>alien shit
>good
uncompatible

>>84344012
I assume your talking about Episode 3? It was a great episode bu served literally no purpost other than to be a cheeky allegory. It shouldn't have been its own episode.
After she was visible again, she should have had an impact on the story, not just the very end

>>84343828
Yes

>>84344117
2 things.
The Aliens were awesome. They were properly integrated into the story and helped convey the themes. The season wouldn't have been the same without them.
2. That wasn't the fucking finale dumbass

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Why is she so perfect?

she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
( ._.)( ;_;)

>>84343766
>mew in panty
>mew in jean shorts
>mew feet
is p gud

>>84344220
F R I D G E
R
I
D
G
E

>>84344220
Where are her tits lol

>>84338870
Bitch ass nigga lol

>>84343788
they look so awkward together, maybe its just the pic/stance

>>84344173
>The Aliens were awesome. They were properly integrated into the story and helped convey the themes. The season wouldn't have been the same without them.
They were shit. Literally served no purpose in a gritty, crime drama.

>2. That wasn't the fucking finale dumbass
It was the penultimate episode. Close enough.

>>84344129
But the point of the season was that she didn't. In a way she's the most important character by being the least important. Nobody listened to her even though she was the only one connecting the dots.

>>84344477
relationship was already dead, of course they are going to look off.

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>>84344477
She's clearly repulsed by him, the way she leans away/has that discontent look on her face.

Seriously, she looks more into this guy than her ex-"husband"

>>84344500
That's fine, but the execution was underwhelming. She shouldn't have had so much screen time.

>>84344292
>>84344358
gays

>>84344490
>They were shit. Literally served no purpose in a gritty, crime drama.
So you can't see whats past that which is on the screen
>It was the penultimate episode. Close enough.
Its not.

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>virgin NEETs suddenly become relationship experts

>>84338826
I wanna cum on MEWs face desu

>>84339709
It's p nice
now post the webm

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>>84339709
>back dimples

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>>84344621
>submissive leftists are better at women than neets

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Well... At least he didn't get ALIMONY'D

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>>84344649

>>84344762
Do they digitally remove the pussy from backshots like this or what?

>>84338981
right... american belts are a joke. a small child can get a black one.

>>84342257
>her character's turn towards a fuck-the-patriarchy, the-future-is-female #badass really spoilt her for me.

this literally never happened

>>84342521
Shit, you're right. Hadn't noticed that until now.

>thoughts on the 3rd season of Fargo?
meh
couldn't watch it week to week, wasn't interesting enough, had to marathon it after airing
think that may have had a lot to do with the characters, didn't really care about Ray, didn't believe the love between mew and him, was basically waiting for her to leave him when she got bail or whatever

police woman was bland, kid was shit, step dad was cute but didn't last long and ultimately felt like forced emotion

English guy was great, Chinese lad was good, Sy was great, the other Ewan was alright, but really just an everyman

Mac was amazing, but that episode was shit, out of place, and irrelevant, and unless I missed something the payoff was underwhelming (sometimes I feel like the robot that says I can help)
lesbian police woman was alright, but it was like why even bother with this story line, like a forced conclusion to a forced character

>>84344787
idk about this specific one but usually they have a green pussy cover so they can edit it out like a greenscreen, and a green dick sock for guts

So... did she cheat on Riley, bros?

>>84344621
Is that a man or a woman? Those tits are confusing me...

>>84344949
Riley probably never even fucked her

>>84344985
Well considering they were married for like a decade with no kid to show for it, that might be true. But if that's the case why would she even marry him? She has plenty of better options than him.

>>84344002
Anti Semitic. NAZIS!

>>84344220
MEW is def not a fridge

t. fridge

>>84341579
I always get gay vibes off Russel Harvard but if not then damn dude get in there.

>tfw bi and not sure which of them I'm more envious of

>>84338870
I'm not even joking when I say that if MEW broke up with me I'd legitimately kill myself. My life would literally never get any better from that point on

>>84343766
It's an entire movie about MEW being a seductive, manipulative cult leader and getting people to worship her, so I had a stiffy the entire time. Definitely worth it for my fellow MEW acolytes.

>>84342723
It's just such a copout and I could see it coming with Vargas stupid speech

>>84345093
post tummy

>>84345238
Its literally the best ending to his story

>>84338826
>glass eye

>>84345045
The point is that he was inosent. Its another reference to genocide

After sleeping on it I've decided s3 was kino

So… what was with the Russians at the beginning of the first episode?

>>84346368
Inversion of the final scene

>>84346368
East Germans*

>>84338870
she completely ignored it lol

>>84346450
nope, see >>84341770

>>84338826
I couldn't get into it at all. This is coming from someone who loved the first two seasons. I'm sick of the cliche bumbling idiotic male boss shown up by the smart independent female who really knows what's going on. If roles were reversed we would hear feminists screaming in the streets.

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>be together since all your youth
>you agree on "going different ways"
>feel like shit for months and months after breaking up
>your ex-gf is already over it in days and having the time of her life while you cry like a bitch missing her

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>>84338870
at least I can never be dumped by the cutest woman in the world if I never have a GF

>>84346685
Must have felt like a knife in his chest when Riley saw that. He'll never suck those again.

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ETERNALLY KEKED BY THE GOOSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://twitter.com/RileyStearns/status/753378525936222209

>>84338870
What did he try to convey here?

>>84346661
G L A S S E Y E
L
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S
S

E
Y
E

>>84346800
I'm really hoping he realized he's gay or something so I can see this as supportive and not just fucking tragic.

>>84346499
thats from an old post weeks ago you blithering idiot. comments are disabled on todays post

>>84340701
truth

I had my gf of 5 years (we had planned on getting married once we were more financially stable) leave me suddenly for some random dude she had just met and told me she loved me and wanted to stay in each others lives. I literally have not heard from her since the breakup convo (which was over skype btw)
also i found out she'd been seeing this guy for weeks before she dumped me

>>84347074
oh and forgot to mention the most heartless part, she dumped me shortly after my brother died, and essentially BECAUSE he died. I had been struggling with depression because of it and apparently she couldn't handle it.

>>84347100
What a heartless cunt.

Take all of this as a blessing. She showed her true colours. Imagine if you ended up getting married and she was still seeing guys behind your back?

>>84347100
>being depressed over a dead brother

Having brothers is an affliction. Be happy hes gone

>>84339087
>we have decided to take different paths
it's literally just who you fuck plus who you are friends with.
What's the point of only changing the part about who they're fucking and why does it have ANYTHING to do with the path they are taking?

>>84347158
Oh believe me I know. It's been a few years since it happened and I'm over it, but I still see how heartless it was of her. Like you said though it makes me happy she ended it before I wasted any more of my life with her. It's just crazy how you can think you know somebody so well, and they can pull some shit like that out of nowhere. I could never do that to somebody, and I know all women arent that way, but I've heard stories from other guys who had very similar (or even worse) things happen to them with their girlfriends/fiances/wives.
In the end it really just seems to me like women are generally way more selfish and self-serving than men.

>>84347165
Not when your brother is your best friend, literally the person you are closest to in this world. We were like twins of different ages, almost inseparable. It completely broke me losing him, and I've managed to put myself back together again, but I've just had to accept that neither me or my life will ever be the same.

>>84347542
>pro: gets to make out with Ewan McGregor
>con: while he looks like that
trying to decide if it'd be worth it

>>84347230
why do you think the movie 'nocturnal animals' was made?

>>84338826
Pretentious and annoying.

Fargo does have an advantage over other shows because of the "It was supposed to be bad!" angle.

>Aliens appear!? It's supposed to not make sense.
>Varga acts like a retard, Nikki dies randomly, and Emmit dies pointlessly? It's supposed to not make sense!

>>84347647
They probably fucked off-cam too

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>>84339709

2 things that bothered me:

What was the meaning of the very first scene in the DDR. Was it a connection to Varga that I somehow missed?

What was the meaning of the poem that was given to the girl in the bowling alley? By, I suppose, Death himself? Was it intended for her because she became vengeful and evil?

>>84347803
mew-two doesnt have 9 lives

>>84347726
>Fargo
More like anything Coen related
>nuh uh, it's not bad because it's subversive!
>It's something new and you just don't understand!
>having no pay off is good!
>Aliens out of nowhere are amazing! they spent the whole season making small cameos to them so they should appear and finish the main plot with it!

>>84347074
>i found out she'd been seeing this guy for weeks before she dumped me
Women are like chimps: they don't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on the next.

>>84341719

Women fuck him because they are shallow and heartless whores.

He likes the sex but hates the fact that its with shallow, heartless whores.

He hates the fact that people who would 'treat a woman right' are not given the respect women pretend they'd give someone like that. Because it reinforces their shallow, shitty behaviour.

And I agree. Women are able to act this way because beta men enable that behaviour and alpha men are happy.

Until the woman turns thirty and kills herself because Chad doesn't want her and her standards are too high.

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>>84346800

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>>84347831
Varga's russian henchman (Yuri Gurka) was the guy that murdered the German woman. Guy in the first scene got framed for it.

>>84343788
is he hoverhanding his fucking wife

>>84348056
Hm okay, but isnt the russian guy a little too young for that? For comparison, Angela Merkel is a famous inhabitant of the DDR when she was young.

But there could be some reincarantion thing going on? Apparently he was also a Kosack once

>>84348189
He's a descendant of Kossacks. He was 18-19 if 1988, makes him 40-ish in 2010. Actor is 36, I think.

>>84348363
Thx for clearing that up, it was really confusing, the guy looks so young they should've casted someone older

You guys who dig deep into film shit, why does Yuri dress like a teenager?

So did Yuri die or not?

>>84348771
I guess he's in limbo or smth. Still not sure what the bowling alley andt he guy who plays the DEVIL in the show Reaper are meant to be. My guess is he's Death, but no idea what he wanted with Gloria earlier

>>84338870
murder suicide when?

>>84343469

100% chance she will leave you and be fucking other dudes quite soon my dude, enjoy it while it lasts. and you'll probably pine over her and she will just rationalize it in her head that "you werent the right one for her" and she wont miss a nights sleep.

>>84346829
>>84346800
I wanna believe he's gay but the fact that he's posting about his ex all the time makes me think otherwise
but who knows maybe he'll turn gay once he realizes MEW was a cold and heartless harlot

>>84340977
shes your experience

you're her experiment

>>84343788

amazed she went with him to begin with. is he very rich or something? he seems very effeminate and beta.

>>84342977

>witless fool

This is an excellent description of him. Top insult my man.

What is Riley's net worth?

Looking up MEW it says hers is $3mil

Is that basically how much she has made so far her whole career? Thought she would've earned more

Think Riley is entitled to any of it? Also am I just imagining things or did Riley delete a bunch of his insta photos of MEW .

Could've swore there were more especially leading up to the seperation

>>84349055
considering how cucked he's acting I doubt he'll try and get money out of her

>>84347754
you just KNOW

>>84340964
You hit the nail on the head. He probably thinks he can win her back when she probably wanted out months before leaving him.

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>>84340964

This man knows. I think most beta's (if they are lucky and ever get a GF) will go thru this when their first love leaves them.

>>84343316
It was meant to be an open ending, where ''the viewer has to choose''

>>84346386
Was that supposed to be creative or something?

>>84342521

damn that actually is accurate. why else would they have those random seens with her being invisible.

>>84339585
I love her so god damn much.

>>84340964
>It's probably like one word replies from her every four paragraphs he sends
There is no worse feel, fucking succubus's.

>>84342296

would never dream of doing that.

>>84338870
wtf i hate women now

>>84339087
CHINESE'D

>>84339087

We sure she wasn't just his beard? That would explain a whole lot actually.

>>84338870

what a colossal faggot.

>>84348905
it's the only way he can redeem himself at this point

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>>84340989
>>84338870
>>84340964


Fuck I remember I used to act a bit like this when shit didn't work out with the first girl I really liked

we were friends with benefits, she was my first girl I kissed and did everything sexual with after crushing on her pretty much since we were like 4 years old where I decided enough was enough and went for it once highschool finished.

Wanted it to be a real relationship but she didn't think it was a good idea for us to date in case things fucked up cos our dads were best friends. She told me pretty much all the stuff that MEW posted in that break up pic.

Acted like a total gay cunt with fanook type shit on my statuses and stuff. Most cringiest one was I had this as one of my statuses

"deny, decide, destroy, disobey, disguise"

From the smashing pumpkins song where they have a repeating line 'love is suicide'

Man shit is so embarrassing thinking about it but I guess every dude has to go through some gay shit like that once to learn you never do that in the future again lol.

Like trying to tell a girl you have feelings for her in a way to get her to go out with you.

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>>84341579

>that awkard feeling when you dont understand social media

I have no idea who is talking or what there talking about feel like an old man.

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>Fargo thread
>250 posts, that's a lot, I wonder what /tv/ thought of the season?
>It's all cuck posting and webms/gifs/pictures of Winstead

Also the season started really boring, then got really good but the ending was mediocre

So what the fuck was Varga doing with his teeth and that stick?

>>84349875
I don't know but it always looked painful to me.

Like I'm guessing he was getting orgasms from it but it just made me cringe

>>84340989
El Justo

>>84338951
How long before this post do you think she stopped loving him ;_;

Cos iirc he seemed very much in love with her with all his posts like he never suspected a thing

>>84349978

women never really love

>>84349779
Yeah, but when i was young(ish), we don't go around posting every ounce of our fucking personal lives on social media. Might've invested in a friend or two, but that was it.

>>84344813
all western belts are a joke

basically glorified yoga

>>84349779

been there my dude, but at least weve been thru it an learned. imagine a lot of dudes never even have teenage love or a gf ever.

>>84338826
Worst one of the lot. I dropped it.

>>84347969
roastie deserved it for breaking up with m- i mean riley

>>84341719
because chads and generally people that treat women badly dont always like it when people who they recognize are better men than them are shafted because women are retarded

I had a lot of the same feelings in my early 20s

There was a third season? The second one didn't hold my attention down at all so i just gave up and thought it wrapped up

>>84350036
Yeah I guess this why Riley is acting like this. Hasn't he been with mew since where was 15 or something.

He never had had to deal with those feels

>>84350117
>better men than them

alphas>betas, not the other way around

>>84350206
>Hasn't he been with mew since where was 15 or something.

Damn, that's rough. Been out of the "game" so long he has gone so soft to the point where people actually think he's gay.

>tfw been with first gf for 4 years and riley threads absolutely terrify me

i could live with her for the rest of my life why cant women be the same?

>>84350484

hint: it wont end well, and you will go full RILEY mode while she's out slutting it up without a care in the world

>>84340989
is he talking about /us/

>>84343316
Ray and Sy were good characters. Season went downhill when they left

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>>84339050
Underrated as FUCK

>>84349944
serves him right. i hope he kills himself.

>>84347542
how can they not have a boner in scenes like this

>>84350768

salt peter

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>>84339050

>>84349779

It happens to everyone

The problem is, this guy is 30 something, not 18.

>>84350768

Might have something to do with about 12-20 people staring at you, from the producer, director, lighting guy, multiple cameramen and cameras, as well as whoever else decided to stroll onto the set, least of all your wife and kids.

And then having to repeat this over and over again in different ways.

3 > 2

Varga was an excellent villian and if you disagree you're a pleb.

this season lacked an emotional core. Maybe it was on purpose to hammer the point about randomness etc. home, but i was much more emotionally invested in season 1 and 2.

>>84351843

1>3>2

only acceptable order

malvo>varga

varga was based tho

So do you think Riley finished watching this season or dropped it when MEW dropped him?

>>84347074
you are what I call a parachute. she used you to safely land on the next dick. most men are just a glorified parachute

>>84352029
He watched. He likes to watch.

>>84350768
Who says he doesn't?

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>>84349779
>Man shit is so embarrassing thinking about it but I guess every dude has to go through some gay shit like that once to learn you never do that in the future again lol

This is very true. I was a fucking idiot

>>84349875
I think it became a tick. I also doubt he ever went to the dentist, because that would mean he'd gave out personal information and I think the point of his character is being like a ghost on the map.

>>84347100

feel ya mate, had a long relationship tank while I was dealing with my brother's suicide

beware them that bring you shit when your plate is full of shit already. It's hard to see now, but you're better off. She showed you who she really was. Plenty more where that came from, and better. I've found another woman, and she's better in every way. I do not wish things had worked out differently.

>>84338870
>tfw I'll never be this numaled
Feels good. Inb4 meme arrows about sex with a standard 7

>>84338951
*whom I love
faggot

>>84344813
>>84350025
That's actually a brazilian jiu-jitsu blue belt. It's one of the few effective relatively traditional martial arts, probably the most effective single martial art if you look at its succes in early no-holds barred competition (look up the Gracie family's history). It takes an average of about 2-4 years to get with consistent training of like 4 days a week. Can't get one until you're 16. Since he competes too, he'd unironically fuck up the majority of people on this earth. Especially dudes stupid enough to go to the ground with him.

It's not like shotokan karate where you get your black belt at six playing high level tag.

I know I'm sperging out over here but whatever, I'm a (mixed) martial arts nerd.

Who the fuck is Chad?

>>84352134

I'm quite sure he could have arranged to visit a dentist and pay in cash. He more likely didn't give a fuck. The picking at his teeth thing is like picking at scabs, or biting nails.

>>84352598

I know some about this, but he seems like such a beta fucking cuck that completely lacks a killer instinct and would 100% lose a street fight. Not that this cuck would ever get into a street fight. BJJ is great, but I look at him like I would if my sister had a belt.

>>84344002
I feel bad for Sy, he didn't deserve any of it

>>84352861
are you high? sy deserved everything. he was a fucking parasite from the very beginning, and the WHOLE FUCKING MESS that has happened is the fault of the bitch and sy.

>>84352855
I can't tell, his academy is relatively small time and from my experience it looks like it caters more to the traditional martial arts crowd than it does your average BJJ club, However, he seems like a solid competitor, which means he's at least got a little killer instinct in him.

I'd have to roll with him to know for sure. But he'd probably fuck up untrained not particularly physically gifted people in a fight.

A solid 8

>>84352959
>the WHOLE FUCKING MESS that has happened is the fault of the bitch and sy

I'm not falling for this bait, not today

>>84353137
Didn't he medal gold though at NAGA in gi? He must be pretty good, but you can tell by looking at him that he buttscoots

>>84353376
faggot, its not bait.
>sy trying to bring stussy to fuck shit up
>the bitch with the tampon etc.
>sy continuing to tell stussy to be more aggressive, more ruthless etc.

>>84353137
http://www.5starmartialarts.com/5-star-martial-arts-medals-at-pans/

This place is pretty good so I don't have a doubt that he would fuck up anyone without training. Tbf getting divorced is always depressing but he needs to stop using instagram and social media to bitch about it. It's pathetic.

>It was reported that Winstead will be starring in Stearns' next feature film, The Art of Self-Defense, described by Stearns as a "karate movie".
It's like "let's at least still be friends, okay? [Lie] I love you as a friend"...

>>84340989
he really needs us.