>Set in the Stephen King multiverse, “Castle Rock”, from Bad Robot Productions and Warner Bros. Television, is named after the fictional town in King’s native Maine that is featured prominently in a number of his novels, novellas, and short stories. Per the producers, it combines the mythological scale and intimate character storytelling of King’s best-loved works, weaving an epic saga of darkness and light, played out on a few square miles of Maine woodland.
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3443853/evil-dead-star-heading-castle-rock-carries-sissy-spacek/
>>84338823
Stehpen king is for retards ;)
she will also be the lead of Amazon's zombie horror-comedy series
http://bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3443855/dont-breathe-evil-dead-star-jane-levy-joins-sea-oak-amazons-zombie-series/
so two Jane Levy tv shows
>>84338872
only suburban retards watch King, city people all watch Lynch.
>>84338942
Her CBS show got passed over, she's in Twin Peaks, and she's in There's Johnny.
Now she's got two other television series? She's steamrolling.
>>84338946
Odds are she's going to get raped; so yeah, maybe.
>>84338823
should be fun
>>84338823
Jesus Christ does Stephen King fucking need money or something? 75% of all new shows and films are based on his books
>>84338972
>urban wage slaves with zero savings and no concrete plans for a stable future all watch Lynch
Sounds about right
>>84339772
>Twin Peaks
Is she going to more than "Girl at Bar"?
Jane Levy is kino.
>>84340807
>>84339772
Her role, like most of the new introductions in Season 3, was a cameo. She is not returning to the show.
They do this to for the normies.
>>84340810
>>84338823
If the show somehow turns into "In the Mouth of Madness" we might have something here.
>>84338823
>lead
so its not going to be an anthology with each book getting two or three eps a piece?
it will be a mary sue new in town discovering all the weird shit?
gay
>Oscar winner Spacek will play Ruth Deaver, estranged adoptive mother of Henry (Holland), a retired professor whose fading memories may hold a key to Castle Rock’s unsettling past. Levy plays Jackie, the death-obsessed, self-appointed historian of Castle Rock.
>>84339772
Naw, she is the new Summer Glau, everything she stars in flops or gets canceled.
Gonna take a hard pass on anything Stephen King related. Book maybe I'll read it at some point (unlikely). Passed on Lynch too since Twin Peaks is ghey.
smoll jewess <3
announcement trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFLpS23veQ
>>84338823
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
she should be lead in Ash vs Evil Dead instead/too
>>84344640
She should and she should have sex with the hot jewess sidekick.
>>84344640
id settle for a cameo or some sort of reference to the remake.
as much as I like Ash vs Evil Dead, we were promised an Ash/Mia crossover and I really want it.
>>84338823
Literally who?
>>84345451
Jane levy. You know, TV's Emma Stone.
>>84338946
>Jane Colburn Levy
>>84338823
>JJ Abrams
DEAR GOD NO
>>84338823
smoll
>>84338823
>red hair
>good body
>clear skin
>pretty face
>nice personality
but somehow it all adds up to mediocre
some gals have it, some don't
>>84346974
>>red hair
She's actually blonde
>>good body
She's 5'1
>>clear skin
Yeh sure
>>pretty face
Yeh I'll give you that too
>>nice personality
Ehhhhhhhh
>>84347040
>>>good body
>She's 5'1
great body!
>>84347040
Her shortness is perfect
>>84347065
>>84347058
Not when she's starts packing the pounds.
>>84347093
mmm just imagine 5'1" 9 months pregnant jane levy with a big round belly
>>84347093
I like chubby girls too
>>84345389
the tv show was hit or miss anyway
>>84347117
>>84347133
S-stop!keep going :^)
>Hey, anon, hop on.
>>84346979
hhhhnngggg
>>84347996
CUTEEE
Man, I love waifu threads.
>>84348271
Go on..... dont stop.
>>84348334
Aaight
>>84348334
and a few more
>>84348392
SMOL GRUMPY JEWESS
Delicious
>>84338823
Damn for a minute there I thought that said Jane Lynch.
>>84348408
>>84348441
Was this filmed in a RV? Where else are showerheads that low? Japan?
jane levy and rose mciver need to do a show together where they're smol lesbian detectives
>>84348441
Man, those tiny legs remind me of someone.
I need pictures of jane smiling
I liked it better when it was called Haven and ended it's 5 years long storyline 2 years ago.
>>84348630
are they also nudists?
I now have an intense need to fap to Alice Green.
>>84348630
Nikki&Nora reboot?
>>84348716
WE NEED MORE OF HER PERFECT SMILE.
>>84348790
Batgirl when?
>>84349107
Too short imo
>>84342066
Eh if they go for the Junji Ito style of her being a blank slate while everything around her is what's interesting, might be okay. Still, I'm not optimistic.
>>84342463
>>84346929
>>84338823
jew
>>84349323
i wish she did sexy panty scenes in that show
>>84349323
>tfw no qt midget ginger jew gf
>>84338823
>>84338942
>mfw networks cast shows based on how many waifu posters each actress has on /tv/
Hope she still has time for Batgirl.
>>84349531
>>84347996
hahaha
so cute
>>84347996
so smoll
SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>84349615
i need to lick that
thighs on 4'11" - 5"1"
yes
>>84346089
>>JJ Abrams
>DEAR GOD NO
I agree when it comes to movies but he's pretty good at TV.
>lost
>fringe
>almost human
>revolution/11.22.63 weren't bad
I'd watch a horror version of Fringe.
>>84349107
Batgirl will be a PoC: >>>/co/93440061
>>84350148
PoC.... person of CUTE!!!!!!!!!
>>84350263
pixie of cummies
>>84338942
>Just hire a cute petite girl, they'll love that.
>relatively unknown
>milky white skin
>great feet
How she isn't worshiped around here like emma roberts blows my mind.
>that season on shameless where she was an underage ultra slut
We live in the golden age, boys.
>>84350790
She got a divorce and no one wants a waifu who will leave you high and dry.
>>84338823
>another strong independent woman tv show
glad I stopped watching jewllywood tv shows
>>84338823
>Warner Bros.
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>84350875
>>84350913
Leave JANE ALONE REEEEEEEE
Yeees finally. More Levy on my screen. I watched all of Suburgatory because of her.
>>84350849
>Implying that I'll ever make even one tenth of what she makes.
>>84351718
Divorce isn't a simple economic concern
It's the woman you love and want to spend your entire life with deciding she wants to go chase cocks
>>84351783
To you that's what divorce is because you're insecure.
It could be a man leaving a shrew with a penis-fearing pussy.
>>84351855
Bad choice. She would put more effort into giving blowjobs then
>>84350849
>>84351783
She married a portugese dude so he could become a US citizen. She's that kind of person. She's is from Portland and she's like a Portlandia character IRL.
She almost had a mindbreak after Trump won.
Good thing she is ultracute and a good actress or i wouldnt like her at all.
>>84351922
I also had a mindebreak when Trump won
>>84351922
Pacific North west huh. I wish there was a new Twin Peaks for cuties like her to be in
>>84351891
Unironically something only a virgin would say since being able to bed numerous partners is better than the worlds best blowjob and men place value being able to bed numerous partners a hundred times more than women do but all you know about sexuality is memes on an anime website.
>>84351922
she is from California
>>84351996
You sound like a bit of a man slut. I suggest you never get married
>>84351922
>he could become a US citizen
I could use a greencard too.
>>84346979
I would have given anything just to pop that pimple on her ass cheek @3 seconds
>>84352049
Yeah but would you love and cherish her forever?
>>84338823
>Set in the Stephen King multiverse
no one calls it that
no one calls it anything
So this will be a lumbering series where characters from various Stephen King books walk through and make fanservice appearances?
>>84345863
Couldnt have said it better
>>84352173
I like how a collection of unrelated stories is seen to qualify as a M U L T I V E R S E
Like nigga you didn't even leave the continental U.S
Im actually looking forward to this one.
It includes some of my favorite Stephen King related stuff and the casting has been really great.
Only worried about JJ
>>84350148
Jew nepotism supersedes diversity quotas. Jane will be Batgal.
>>84345863
That can't be right. Jane is actually attractive.
Jane is more versatile acting wise than Emma definitely
>>84344676
Would watch
>>84345389
>we were promised an Ash/Mia crossover and I really want it.
And you'll get it. They want to make a sequel to the Evil Dead reboot before the Ash/Mia crossover.
>>84338823
JUST DO EVIL DEAD 2 ALREADY
FUCKING HELL FEDE
>>84352767
EXACTLY!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAJs2b6V0AAmdJt.jpg:large
>>84345863
Emma Stone is doing shitflix with Jonah Hill lmao
red pusy
>>84352767
She should do it wearing only a thong and converse
>>84352909
Dude. I'm at work. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this erection?
>You'll never end an arguement with her by picking her up and depositing her on top of the fridge
>>84353367
Goddess.
I love her with blonde hair too
>>84352908
>>84354313
Agreed
>>84352767
w-what is she gonna do with that chainsaw
>>84354313
I wish she was famous as a teenager.
She's so qt in her late 20s imagine her at 16.
>>84354812
Oh...this
>>84347996
How ar u supposed to hug her as a non-manlete? Lift her up like that with her legs dangling in the air??
>>84354983
Pretty adorable , here are a few pictures before she did Shameless
>>84355011
Sit down, have her sit on your lap.
>>84354986
>>84354986
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SADAKO YOU BASTARD!!!
Disgusting midget. Fuck your waifu thread
>>84355262
>>84355011
Yes, women un-ironically enjoy being manhandled like that as well in my experience.
Too smol, guranteed initial queefing every time before her minge turns into clingy vaccum. Pretty sure you'd hear plunger noises every time u pulled out.
>>84355365
giv squeaky smol gf
>>84355365
>Too smol
Need more lewd shots of her thighs hips and ass
>>84338823
CASTLE ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
how to get smol gf?
>>84348673
BOI
>>84355689
Just like any other kind of gf.You don't.
>>84356000
brutal
>>84355530
>>84356000
>>84356697
*sniffs*
oh yay another 5'1 stronk wumen show, flavored with Stephen cucKing talent. Rope plz
>>84357423
Go find a rope yourself you lazy bastard
>>84356697
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp
Why is /tv/ pedo when women like her exist?
>>84356697
All those years of playing football has its benefits
>you will never suffocate while Jane Levy smothers your face with her fat butt and she laughs at you and calls you a stupid goy animal while you squirm and fight for breath but you can't breathe because her pussy juice is drowning you and her ass hole is smushing your nose and she slaps your dick and balls repeatedly while giggling and bouncing and she pees a little and then says "oh my, what did I just do?" before she starts laughing and then launches a full, long, warm, frothy stream of her piss down your throat and then she laughs at you and punches your dick repeatedly while you cum and then you finally die and she uses your corpse as her toilet before stuffing it into her freezer
>Black leading character
And dropped
WHY ISNT SHE MY WIFE
>>84348462
pls dont hurt smoll waifu
>>84358860
Becauseyou don't deserve happiness.
>>84346979
nice
>>84340736
75% of all books are his.
>>84352173
>>84352281
He connected it with the Dark Tower.
>>84358317
>tfw
Xd
>>84349785
I know right. If i was dating her i'd have to hide my affection/lustlevel constantly.
She is almost comically smol
>>84360142
don't bully hobbit sized girls
>>84360222
Perfect
She is unironically the queen of horror. Good little actress desu
>>84357692
We aren't.All the pedos have fled,thank god.
Also this is good new's I like jane levy.
>>84360463
This.
>>84360965
She is so damn underrated, it bums me out that character actors like her don't get near enough the ammount of praise actresses and actors like Emma Stone , Ryan Renolds etc get for basically playing themselves in 90% of their movies.
is Jane Levy the best actress of our generation?I hope Lynch does more with her character
Levy threads are so great
>>84362546
>>84362546
They are, aren't they?
I'm so lonely
Some girls are hot, some are beautiful. But Levy sure is the cutiest girl alive.
>>84362946
Agreed. And cute beats hot every time.
>>84362942
I think we all are
But she's a very lovely lady
smoll gf best gf
>>84363177
smug
When you see Jane getting more roles
Jane Colburn Levy
Colburn
Coal burn
This was a video submission from Jane Levy and her former spouse Jaime Freitas for a David Lynch competition.
https://youtu.be/b1GgLh1kHZU
Rare nude
>>84364849
Fucking whoreI love you Jane why ; ;
>>84364917
She's got astrong pussy
Even demon Jane is cute
Something for the footfags
>Thanks to the tv show, Ash vs Mia will never happen
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
She really likes showing her tongue.
>>84364917
barely anything was shown tho :(
>>84365049
Oh yeah
>>84364943
pro-abortion feminist
dropped
>>84365243
More for me
does she take fat shits?
>>84365243
Im sure she will be very sad to hear that
>>84365243
>pro-abortion feminist
That's why Jane is not for love.
She is for keeping as a pet.
>>84364905
'no'
>>84346974
>nice personality
I was watching her doing promotional shit and she seems kind of like an aloof jerk.
I would really like to have a bad relationship with a qt hobbit though.
>>84366003
post example pls
>>84366032
idk she's just not very good at doing promotional shit. Like she basically spent all of the promotion for Evil Dead complaining about how hard that shoot was. She had a booger wall as a kid and is a germophile. She's also just spacey and not super funny or silly or whatever.
But that just makes her better kinda.
>>84350148
>Trusting /co/ """"leaks""""
>>84366486
I actually got the exact different vibe watching some interviews with her, that she seems really genuine and nice.
>>84366486
Not being silly = jerk
What is this "celebs must act like jenifer lawerence" world we live in?
>>84366651
Eh it wasn't that she wasn't silly as much as that she was being noticeably negative during interviews and shit, when they're being paid and under contract to act appealing and sell their movie. And promotional tours are exhausting and awful and stuff and it's clear that she's miserable during them. My guess is she's got a pretty epic bitchmode. She is tiny as fuck so she probably is all scrappy dooey.
But from my pov of someone that works in Production. It's triggering to see an actress spend the entire time promoting a production by whining about how shitty it was on camera.
Other than that and the dwarfism she's basically perfect.
>>84365149
s h o t p r a c t i c a l l y
>>84367006
I mean especially with Evil Dead i would argue that they might even got told to mention how tough it was to film since in Horror films and especially the Evil Dead franchise (where in the original the actors/actresses have said again and again how horrible it was to make) people actually like to hear that the actors had it rough and hear about bad days on set etc.
And watching the behind the scenes for the movie it was admitidely a tough ass shoot.
And in almost every interview i've seen with her for Evil Dead she is always engaged , nice and friendly.
>>84367496
yeah maybe I was projecting.
>>84367079
I still cant believe that the effects team for Evil Dead did not get nominated for a freaking award that year.
Those practical effects were SICK.
>tfw you didn't pay to her friend's indiegogo to get a homemade dinner cooked by Jane Levy
>>84365243
>being anti-abortion
what a whimsical faggot you are.
>>84368337
if you were any more underage i'd suggest they abort you
>>84368680
Nigger I'm in my 30's. I've been involved in 2 life-saving procedures in my lifetime.
Every
day
is
a
new
blessing
lol
>>84368747
Nigger population loves abortion so keep good company
>>84368844
I work in finance m8. There isn't a woman in the office that hasn't unfucked themselves. You superstitious retards in your red states making it next to impossible to get rid of a fucking 100 thousand dollar burden are only crippling yourselves.
God isn't real.
>>84369092
>unfucked themselves.
I might start using that
>>84352767
I'm Uruguayan and is so fucking weird that an uruguayan director works in Hollywood, our cinema is close to non existent wtf
>>84349909
>pretty good
>things that are not pretty good
if theres an interracial pairing then its obviously due to Jew Jew
>>84364943
Why do you have to show pic like this ;_;