Film characters that are superior to their real life counterparts

>>84338344
Literally all of them. Actors, especially actors with rehearsed lines, are all going to be infinitely more charismatic than real people.

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...get me Bill Gates on the phone.

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>>84338344
https://youtu.be/dmYzjjSfT8s
for the uninitiated
>greasy
>sweaty
>stuttering
soon to be president

This guy is genuinely likeable and a good actor.

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>((()))

This is some real Idiocracy-tier shit. Back to your containment board you stupid cunt.

>>>/pol/

Eric Bana is a way better Chopper than the real Chopper

>>84339785
youve gotta be kidding

>>84338344

>in real life zuckerberg will be president during our lifetimes

Fucking based.

>>84339785
>pol boogeyman

Back to that site you came from, cancer

>>84340062

But /pol/... You are the cancer...

>>84340023
He would be a worse choice than Hillary

>>84340090
how long have you been here for? serious question

>>84340092

>increasingly nervous drumpfag

>>84340090
No. This was a film thread which you fucked up by bitching about something in a file name. You are the cancer that destroyed /tv/.

>>84340114

6 years, my newfag r_thedonald friend.

>>84340123
Zuckerfags will get nervous when he gets on stage to try and stutter his way through a debate. Haha even in the primaries he'd be torn to shreds.

>>84340126

Why are /pol/fags so delusional?

>>84340211
It's a perception thing. If you're mentally ill you'd be perceive them as delusional.

>>84339943
Heath Franklin is superior to both

>>84340351
He was pretty funny but he just does a parody of Eric Bana's Chopper. He wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Andrew Dominik's film with Bana.

>>84339721
>m-my wife is asian

>>84339721
Those lines were real? I thought it was an original sketch from world peace. this makes it even funnier.

>>84339785
>Throwing an embarrassing schizo childish meltdown over literally 6 characters that aren't even letters or numbers

>>84340155
>randomly throws a temper tantrum over some reddit board he doesn't like
Holy shit, this is bait, right? No one is this sad.
If not, go back there right the fuck now.

>>84339785
>>84339974
>>84340062
>>84340473

He's right, tho.
Luckily /pol/ idiots are easily recognizable because of their retarded meme-spouting and you can disregard their simple and parroted ideology after you spot them.

>>84340513

Why are you so triggered by that though, newfriend?

>>84339785
"no"

>>84340436
They literally tell you in the sketch to GOOGLE IT, you non-autistic freak.

>>84340514
Is your entire waking existence hinged on this? I don't mean to devoid your life of any meaning, but you know that you can't actually make /pol/ leave entirely, right? It's a wild goose chase. There's pretty much nothing you can do except post autistic image macros and have embarrassing meltdowns in an attempt to epicly "satirize" your boogeyman in every thread, and that's not working because people are just laughing at your incredible delusion.

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>>84339721

>>84340546
>Hahaha!! Are you TRUMPKINS TRIGGERED???!? S-SNOWFLAKES!!! xDDD
Take your adhd meds, underage.

>>84340674

Triggered as fuck, so sad.

>>84340023
Jesus. I wonder if people can be so retarded to give him even MORE power.

>>84340692
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from your posts, so I'm just going to assume this is b8.

>>84340735

Have you considered medical help, kid? Getting this triggered over a board on the internet means that you have some serious issues.

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>>84340766
>,kid?
Hahahaha

>>84340812

So sad, I bet you're foaming over each one of my posts.

I feel pity for you, I really do.

>>84340627
you don't seem to be using your 'memes' ironically anymore and that's a dumb move because you're turning into useful idiots.

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>this whole thread

>>84340928
>anime image on an anime image board

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>>84340870
Fuck dude you got me, I'm literally shaking right now. Master debater xD

>>84340871
But I don't use memes, at all. You realize the "the donald" kekistani meme spouting neckbeard boogeyman you keeping having wet nightmares about isn't.. actually real, right?

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>>84339785
>over a fucking filename

>>84340967

So sad, you're obviously desperate as fuck.

>>84341039
Dude, you're trolling me so hard right now. I'm so angry I guess you could say, Its an Epic Win!! :D

>>84341088
>being so pathetic that you see all in memes
Seek help, you clearly need it

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>>84340871
>you don't seem to be using your 'memes' ironically anymore

>>84341110
You're pathetic!! Not me, I just log in every day to remind you and your fucking racist pissbaby manbaby dudebro friends how pathetic they are. Between the hours on end of posting the same buzzword insult vomit until a thread prunes anytime politics comes up, I actually lead a very sociable life.

Ray Liotta was a better Henry Hill. The real Henry Hill doesn't even seem like he could have ever been a gangster.

>>84341172
Seek help, buddy.

>>84339721
Goddamn do I hate that guy with a passion. Not even memeing.

>>84341306
Okay, this is a genuine question, but do you have any real conversations on this board? Is it all the spergtastic "Donaldkins are triggered babies!! xD" shit or do you hold legitimate exchanges on here too? Are you, like, paid or something?

>>84341372
why are you so triggered, buddy?

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>>84341424
Okay, that's enough. Witnessing your mental collapse was fun but I'm not giving you (you)s any more.

>>84341468
seek help, buddy

>>84339721
that was anti climactic thought it would be alot worse, then i went down the rabbit hole and watched him with his AI he is truly evil