Just use Avada Kedavra you fucking pussy

but if you kill you're enemies, they win

there's no point learning any other 'fight magic' than expelliarmus. it's a god mode level spell that can't be blocked.

>>84334027
Yeah it can be blocken by protego and things like that

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Grow up

I've seen harry potter 1 and 2 when I was a child and 7 part 2 when I was trying to smash a girl.

It was a shit movie but the handjob was okay

>>84334119
too bad he never gets blocked when he uses it lol

>>84334205
Doesn't he try it on Snape or someone once and it gets thrown back or am I remembering it wrongly.

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Why didn't lord moldybutt just avada kedavra harry potter at the started of the of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84334526
no, he never gets blocked using it.

he tries to use sectumsempra (the one that he hit malfoy with in the bathroom and made him bleed all over) on snape, but snape blocks it because he invented it. that part is kind of unclear in the movie.

as far as i can remember he never gets blocked any other time. he does hit bellatrix with one of those evil curses but it only knocks her over because he's not evil enough to use it

>>84334620
>putting Kanye at anything other than shit-tier
explain

why didn't anyone bring guns? I mean jesus christ your best most dangerous spell in your arsenal is avada kabara which kills, which is basically just a worse handgun

>>84336721
Voldy and his gang didn't because they hated humans and their tech.

Harry and his crew didn't because they're massive moralfags.

>Episode 1: villain touches Harry and dies because he is protected by his mother's love.
>Episode 2: Harry pulls a sword out of a magic hat and defeats the basilisk - his deadly wounds are healed by the tears of a phoenix.
>Episode 3: Harry solves the conflict by traveling back in time.
>Episode 4: the villain reveals that he helped Harry win the tournament so he would touch the trophy and be teleported to the graveyard; Harry escapes thanks to the ghosts of his parents.
>Episode 5: Harry and his gang need a place to practice magic in secret; a door to a room with all the necessary equipment appears.
>Episode 6: Harry needs to gain the trust of a professor in order to gain a very important memory from him; he drinks a "luck" potion which enables him to do so.
>Episode 7: Voldemort kills Harry; after a speech in limbo from Dumbledore ("lol, Voldemort just killed his evil part of you, Harry"), Harry wakes up and kills Voldemort.
Deus ex machina: the series.

Does anyone have the quentin picture?

>final battle between Harry and the most powerful dark wizard who ever lived
>they just do the Gohan/Cell thing for five minutes

>>84337761
holy shit what a fukn hack rowling is

>>84337761
Not really, if you realize that the reason Harry never died despite being a reckless moron was because his mother sacrificed herself in an unholy blood magic ritual to make him functionally immortal.

>>84334620
>having this much autism

>have all these spells
>it's even possible to make your own spell
>use stupefy 99% of the time

>>84339111
it just werks

>>84339039
>>84336658
its a meme you dips

>Wizarding Government puts locks people away for the rest of their life in a place where all joy and capacity for happiness will be sucked out of them till they simply rot away
>Our hero turns a man to dust as a child
>Subjects somebody to total identity death
>Wizards in the US have the death penalty, hypnotizing people so they can then be drowned in mercury
>The spell that instantly and painlessly kills somebody is entirely 'unforgivable' and wrong

>>84339111
I want to use create sex slave on all the hot witch bitches and breed a perfect dynasty of sluts.

>>84339533
Most of those things are done by the govt and are acceptable to the wizarding world as such. The 3 unforgivable curses are basically the only way you have any chance to fight against the state which is why they're tracked and punished in the worst way. The wizarding world is basically a 1984 style socialist nightmare.

Imagine that love potions are available in joke shops but an imperius curse means you lose your soul.

The only thing worse than the wizard govt is Hogwarts.

>>84333953

Yes.

That worked so well last time.

>>84333953
But then the colours would be the same

>>84333953
But he didn't ask for this! Too heavy of a burden, he'd be just as bad!

>>84333953
Why are there no colours in this scene? Why is everything grey?

>>84342069
Because based Chris Colombus stopped directing them and Yates thinks dark tone = no color.

>>84334620
>tolkien on the same tier as george martin?
what an insult.

HP is great, it exposed worldwide how fucking shitty educational system is: every child on the planet wanted to get in a place where everything that they learn has some use to it. Not that the knowledge that we get is bad, it's just that we concentrate on theoretical side of things and getting the huge volume down the throats instead of showing children that they can influence the world with what they learned and igniting the passion within them.

That and occasional fun and comfy stuff. For me harry proving that he wasn't deranged at the end of book five was immensely satisfying.

Offtopic but did anyone else feel like book 7 had a very strange pacing, one that felt like a movie scenario. Stuff was just kept on happening. I guess that is a given considering that there was no school but it still felt like it had no core.

>>84334620

>Mark Twain shit tier

>Kanye West middle tier

this is the most cancerous thing I've ever read on the stupid fucking mongolian basket weaving image board