>we need a senior government official
We need a no shit taking military commander
We need a friendly looking black man
>we need a black guy with attitude
we gonna need a mexican drug dealer that says 'esse' alot
> We need a sauve villain
We need a no nonsense asshole
> successful and ruthless businessman
>>84332224
He's one of those actors that I can't seperate from their best role.
Anytime I see him, I immediately think Jack Bristow and the immersion is immediately ruined.
>>84332224
Le evil old mysterious man
>We need a short black manlet that talks a lot
We need a Nazi
>>84332621
>>84333018
not "that guy"
>We need a guy that talks about marijuana
>>84332851
I forgot alias even existed 2bh
>we need somebody babysit the ki-
>you know what? Let's just stay in
>>84332224
>we want Samuel L Jackson but the budget is a little tight
>>84333215
I
LIKE
TO
>the script calls for a black scienti--
>say no more
We need Michael Cera
>>84333295
>that five head
Jesus. Does he use that thing to ward off predators?
>>84333226
>Samuel L. Jackson
>Not Denzel Washington
>>84333226
more like
>we want someone like Samuel L Jackson, but can actually act instead of just yelling a lot
>we need matt damon but we can't afford him
>say no more
>>84332773
I have a friend who looks exactly like him.
>>84333226
Fuck you Larry is actually really good.
>no one posted the most that guy-that guy ever yet
>we need a scumbag alcoholic brother
>>84333598
excuse you?
>we need a sinister English clergyman
>we need Lawrence Fishburne but all that's left of our budget is $20 and some Sears vouchers
>we need a guy who can get really mad
>we need a fast-talking businessman/politician or a wholesome small-town family man
>>84333840
>we nee-
I'll take it!
>we need a tough hispanic who calls the antagonists pendejos
> get me a dad
>>84332276
Kek
>we need a bloke
>we need someone to play a high ranking military officer involved in top secret paranormal shit
>Quick we need a politician who is either corrupt or hates the younger generation
>We need a spineless father figure willing to get into wacky shenanigans
>>84333598
Mr Sneebly?
>>84332224
>Get me that guy that doesn't mind playing a pedo.
>>84334201
>mfw james cromwell is considered a that guy
I hate this generation
>we need a guy
>Get me a dad who is just fucking tired of his kid's bullshit
>>84334233
>We need a self-aware American guy who can relate to both the blue collar workers because of his look, and more middle class urban people for the way he talks.
> quick we need a misreble bitch that everyone hates but is so good we keep putting her in stuff.
>We need a guy who does things
>>84332673
>we need a hector
>We're making a WW2 film about Britain
>>84334259
Always.
>we need an irritable, traditionally masculine smartass
>we're remaking this movie...
>...but i want the main character....
>>84332224
>Get me Kate Beckinsale!
>We can't afford Kate Beckinsale.
>Well, get what's her name then.
>>84334454
Nigger
>>84332224
>russian criminal
>we need a henchmen who is the boss of the other henchmen
>...to be black instead of white.
>we need a Russian
>sir, we don't have enough in the budget for make up
>Well now that we've cast the entire movie, we need to hire a composer to score the movi-
Stop right there
Get me an actor nobody likes anymore.
>we need a guy to be a colonel in our film
>>84334518
Does he have some sort of disease?
>we need a morally ambiguous tough guy who is really good at staring at you like "Do you really wanna fuck with me?"
>the white guy
>we need an unhinged italian man
won't even post him
>>84334425
>>84334454
>>84334492
Fucking lul'd.
>>84334515
Say no more comrade
>>84334544
>get me a sheriffdetectivecoplawmangeneralguy who ranges me from no nonsense to nonsense with the occasional bit of dry humor
>>84334515
lmfao
>>84334233
based rocco!
>>84334536
He did a great job with Gone Girl tho
>>84334589
Turturro?
>>84334561
yeh. its on his wiki page.
>>84334589
Pesci?
>>84333991
he must be a good actor cause I fucking hate this guy's characters
>>84332224
>Snoop Dogg, but white
>>84334515
funny thing is he doesnt even look Russian and his Russian accent is shit
>>84334201
more like
>We need a bleeding edge scientist engaging in groundbreaking work but with hints of unethical practices
>>84332224
>we need a maverick bad-ass with a funny accent
>we need a young dumb slut that can do that stupid fucking look on her face that girls do before you fuck them in the ass
>>84334710
>Snoop Dogg, but white
Jesus I never noticed this
>we need an old woman with good range but shes probably going to be german
>>84334735
Yeah he is Swedish lol
>>84334693
correct
>>84334751
>Can you make him more female-friendly?
>We need Brad Pitt.
We need David Tennant
Really though I wouldn't mind if he was the next doctor.
> we need nobody to see this movie.
>>84334515
>we need a vaguely european villain
>>84334932
thats cold
>>84334814
jeesus
>>84334814
>She also needs to be a skellington
> we need a grandpa that can still beat up the audience
>we need a black guy who intimidate blacks but is beloved by whites
>we need a silver-haired powerful white guy for a Netflix series
>we need a fat goofy guy who is also a racist
>We need a great actress who is unfathomably beautiful, excels at both dramatic and comedic roles, and is the highlight of every film she's in
SAY NO MORE
>we need a cowardly, smarmy, counterpart to our masculine, composed protag
>we need an FBI agent
>we need a woman to play this obscure historical character
>We need the black guy from Get Out.
>>84335064
>we also need her to be fully clothed the entire movie
>>84335064
>give us some annoying british hag!
>we need a sultry, smokey voiced MILF
Picture not necessary.
>>84335132
Rose isn't for lewd
>>84335156
Yeah easy it's Natalie Portman
>we need a waspy rich asshole who's trying to shut down a local state fair or something
>>84334955
I think his last movie that made money was either Dick Tracy or Bugsy.
>we need Chad
we need a Mexican guy, preferably with a square head
>>84334567
To be fair his stare is really intimidating
> we need an actress but don't have any budget for makeup.
>>84334814
she would be perfect for some BLACKED kino
>>84335324
>we need Chad's younger brother with no jaw-line.
FTFY
>>84333226
Fishbourne is a much better actor.
DC wins again.
>>84335363
>and he needs to be the comedy relief
>>84333991
I really love his voice, he's amazing in Billions TV series.
>>84335112
GET OUT with your typecasting!
>>84332815
Fuck me, Jim Robinson gets around.
Usually always great too.
>>84335050
>our movie takes place in Georgia
>>84332224
>we need a senior government official
>lets cast one of the Jewiest looking actors we can find
What did the Hollywood exec mean by this?
>>84333334
Underrated
>>84334228
what's he been in that was so great? he's a textbook that guy
>>84333335
No dipshit, it houses his scientist brain.
>we need a big guy.
>>84334710
hes jewish
>we need a cia agent
>>84335539
>we need a scruffy looking white guy who speaks like a jaguar
>>84335578
gee i couldn't tell
>>84335078
>we need a basketball coach
>we need a guy that is irrefutably Jewish
>we need a german willing to play a nazi
>we need a sex symbol. something that women can masturbate to.
>we need an average in every way guy
>We need Robert De Niro.
>>84335014
> eh, on second thought make that two grandpas.
>>84335050
whammy~
>>84335735
>we need a guy that looks like he keeps dismembered feet in his freezer
>we need a bloodthirsty warmonger
>>84335637
>in the inner city
>>84335363
This
>>84335672
lol
>>84335156
> we need a gravel voiced alcoholic
>we need the nicest person you'll ever meet and a twisted fucking psychopath
>we need a china man
>>84335735
I like this guy
>we need a crotchety old man that isn't walter matthau
>>84336030
More like
>We need a server for Golden Palace takeaway
>>84336117
lol
> we need a pedophile
>we need I tough guy for a PG action movie
We need a guy who gets brutally beaten up and screams a lot
>>84336193
>don't forget he needs to look like nigel thornberry.
>>84336208
>we need a black guy that still looks friendly and nice enough as to not intimidate white boys
>>84335421
stop it anon...
enough. must you know no decency?
>>84336212
More like a classic kind of guy
>we need danny devito
>we need someone from the Nixon administration
> get me someone to read these projector screens to the audience...AND MAKE SURE HE BRINGS HIS GLASSES!
>>84336193
Is it wrong that I still like that actor?
>what do you mean macy's booked?
>We need John Goodman, but he's a chav
>We need a sex and the city 3
>>84336286
Does he have three lips?
>we need a set of teeth
We need one the cheaper Judd Apatow jews
>>84333334
Micheal Cera is more affordable than him.
We need someone who works in the legal system
>we need a dad for a basic cable teen drama
>>84336030
Hong! Cocksucka!
We need a old man so the kiddos will ask who's that to their parents?
we need someone who will work for free but is easily noticed from other films
>>84336297
lol
We need a meek white collar stiff
>>84336519
get the fuck outta here /asp/
>>84336511
It's like you're not even trying
>we need an acting coach!
We need a French guy French people hate
>>84336557
s e e t h i n g
>We need a MASTER PLAN
>We need a naked guy
I know just the guy
>>84336403
> no...cheaper. This is a made for TV Comedy Central movie were talking about here!
>>84336644
>we need ray romano, but gay. gay romano if you will.
>>84336611
>french people hate dujardin
no
>We need a bitchy middle-aged bimbo
>>84336611
>we need THE french guy
>>84332851
Based Jack tho.
>>84335189
>you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
We need a hot skank but can't afford anyone under 40
>>84336212
I thought I was the only one who noticed this
We need a tough black guy who is also comical.
> we need someone who will work for one rock of crack.
>we need a hardcore but funny military grunt
>>84336697
>we need someone that's overwhelmed by her children
>We need a whole cast of "that guys"
>we need an eastern european looking mercenary
we need a british guy that can be either horrendously disgusting or nice and comforting
We need a funny fat girl, note the humour has to be about her weight
>>84336933
Does the guy that plays sucre have a single role where he doesn't say papi all the time?
we need a great actor
>>84336950
his performance in fargo is GOAT
can't say I remember him in anything else though
>>84334463
Nah, she's the budget Famke Jensson who is the budget Beckinsale.
We need a gay faggot
>>84336867
>>84336933
top fucking keks.
>we can adored a actor for the "and" section
>>84337003
>when you're third string for "that actor"
wew
We need a-
we need a guy who can competently read his lines
>>84336977
As a twist he gets called papi in The Benchwarmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk5_EQ3JeM
We need an intimidating authority figure
>>84336964
show me an unfuckable female comedian who's comedy isn't about being unfuckable
show me a fuckable female comedian who's comedy isn't about being fuckable
>>84336992
harry potter
wonder woman
kingdom of heaven
>>84337003
>Famke is the budget Beckinsale
you take that back RIGHT NOW
>>84336864
>one rock of crack
>>84337083
>not "we need an ex covert military officer that is villainous and only has about 20 minutes of screen time"
>>84333215
Underrated
>>84337107
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D
We need a dad.
We need a cheap slim shady
Intimitdating black guy.
>>84336674
>>84333991
His skin looks like it's made out of copper.
We want a 1 minute guest appearance from that ugly child actor who got hot
>>84337257
Looks inverted uncle fester
>>84332224
hes going to play mike pence in trumps biopic
>>84335578
Yeah. White.
>>84337213
Might as well get two just in case
We need a Jap who can speak English
>>84337083
Or a crustaceous cheapskate
>>84337257
I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I am...VERY HAHNGRY
>>84335064
On the one hand she looks both hot, and elegant. Which is nicer than how a lot of actresses go.
On the other hand I'd really like to see some fappening involving her.
Also Diane Krueger
>muh dick
>>84336978
This man is Goat. I knew Sarah Connor wasn't really safe in that police station but boy Howdy did I want to believe him when he said so.
We need an character of ambiguous Hispanic decent
We need a crusty alcoholic may also be genuinely retarded
>>84337681
We're remaking Fantastic Four, but the makeup budget just ran out.
We need a comically psychotic ex-military guy
He needs to be stoic yet conservely angry AND sad
>>84337193
>we need a melting candle
>>84333598
Posted this in the last thread, he needs some bigger roles
>>84337801
>>84334536
Social Network Soundtrack was Kino
>>84334141
he dead though
>>84334425
>>84334454
>>84334492
extremely underrated posts
>>84335713
Kek
>>84332224
We need a pair of tits that can talk
>literally-every-popular-female-actress.jpg
>>84333598
No one posted him because they're dead, and so are their friends.
>>84335064
she is fucking perfect lads
>We need a roastie
Look who just came to audition
>>84332224
We need those digits
>we need a tough guy with cheesy one liners who can hold the attention of poorer people
I think I know a guy
We need that videogame guy for maybe 2 minutes
>>84336697
Hits the nail on the head.
>>84337681
>not Andy Garcia
>>84338100
still better principles than hillsbury and sandrovskiwich
We need Hilldog esque career politician
>>84334339
He's the literal king of that guy, he even wrote a book about being that guy...and he's a hell of an actor
>>84333215
rip career
>>84337846
Get me a body of a dead dad.
>>84334198
rip :(
>we need a master of codes
>>84335761
>Fuck it, it's just gonna be a whole movie about tough-as-nails grandpas.
>>84332224
>We need an actor that's too good to justifiably be in this movie...oh, and he's Irish, or Scottish, maybe German. We'll decide later.
>>84336320
he was in tons of great roles, he just ended up being a pedo. NOthing wrong with admiring his film achievements
>we need a cameo for our Marvel film
(insert image of Stan Lee here because you fuckers hit the image limit)
>>84335469
>We need a guy to be unlikable and probably the twist villain we all need to wait for but in the end he's somehow the most likable guy in the movie/show
>>84336471
that man is the one guy i¨d suck a dick for if i ever had a chance
>>84334567
Jesus I wouldn't want to accidently bump into him at a club
>>84336797
she used too be so bretty
>>84336212
>We need a classic
>>84336030
this is the most accurate post on here
>>84338130
this guy looks like Trevor from GTA5, lol
>>84338478
fuck him and fuck tim hotdcker
>>84336964
We need Ricky Gervais but as a woman
>>84332363
he looks way better with the beard tho
>>84340101
pleb detected
>>84335539
>big guy
>is small
what did he mean by this?
>>84335064
>wanting a bald cripples sloppy seconds
>>84335713
kek
>>84337681
>we need a guy who could pass for either hispanic or italian
>>84338033
Nice dubs!
>>84338349
Is it wrong to like older powerful women?
>>84336933
>we need 5 guys with ambiguous ethnicities, and at least 3 of them have to be homosexuals.
>>84334630
It only smellz
>>84337444
>we need the 3rd most famous Jap, right behind Yoko and Godzilla
>>84333889
>we need a bloated christian slater
>we need a brother/brother-in-law that maybe gay maybe not and is kinda annoying but lovable and funnyish and the cheap.
>Jon Lovitz
>>84333022
or a vampire.... or both
>>84334101
Perfection
>>84334567
Sniff...mask you summin Rick
>we need a man without the ability to form facial expressions
>>84334047
Coach is top tier 'that guy' tho
>>84340081
I wonder why
>>84337831
Literally the only redeeming factor of Homeland post-Brody
>>84338478
theres people who still watching decker after season 2?
>>84333991
he was fuckign hilarious in love and mercy
>we need a black assassin
common.jpg
>>84336030
Honestly bless this motherfucker for playing the same role in countless things for almost 30 years.
>>84334047
Nah he is we need a cop
>>84335189
>>84335735
>>84336030
>>84336697
>>84337257
>>84332673
every fucking time
>>84334567
I met him once. The nicest sweetest guy on the planet, really fucking kind and polite.
He's a really good actor to be pull something off that is so opposite his real personality.
>>84334185
Didn't even need the picture for this one.
>>84335539
>We need an intimidating guy that speaks funny
literally 100% of his roles, still my favourite actor.
>>84336193
SMASHING
>>84336471
>We need a Nathan Drake looking kinda guy for the new Uncharted movie
>>84336395
Have you ever heard him talk normally? His acting is amazing simply for how far off his normal demeanor it is.
Who would fit
>we need a hacker/computer expert
>>84336208
>we need a guy who looks like every race at once
>>84336030
Lo Pan is a god
>>84336471
He should've been Cyclops
>>84347008
My friend told me a story from his grandfather who has an autograph from damn near every academy awards winner for best picture/ directo for the last century basically, and damn near every actor/director in general, sends hand written letters to their p.o. box or their agent and he has thousands that I've seen. One time he met Joe Pesci at some convention or something and asked for his autograph after telling how much he loved all of his character's (which he listed from memory) and even had a cup of coffee which Joe insisted he pay for. Then Joe walked him to his car and helped him in since the grandfather is on of the few people alive today with polio. Said that he was one of the nicest people he's ever met. He also met Pierce Brosnan and he wanted to charge $60 for an autograph and was a complete jerk so he told him to screw himself. It's usually the sensitive emotional wwll mannered types that can play the most reprehensible character like Tommy a la Goodfellas or Ledger as Joker, D.D. Lewis as The Butcher or Plainview etc.
Tl;dr Joe Pesci is a complete gentleman and Pierce Brosnan is an arrogant prick irl. Nice guys play great villains.
>>84336340
I wonder how it feels to have "kind of a relatable pedophile" as the indisputable highlight of one's entire Hollywood career.
what's the name of that japanese actor that always plays doctor in every fucking show¿
>>84334710
Jewdog
>>84336340
>he played j edgar hoover in Selma
interdasting
>>84337071
>we need a generic action man to star in a decent action flick that will be a safe box office hit but be forgotten in 5 months, and will get a 67-83% on rotten tomatoes
>>84332603
>discount forrest whittaker