ATTENTION ALL BAJORAN WORKERS
Why didn't he just rape her
C-COULD SOMEONE TURN DOWN THE HEAT IN HERE
>>84332197
literally a 10/10
>>84332318
>>84332414
>been looking for porn stars RPing as her
>have only found 1 picture, doesn't have the nose
>>84332414
You subscribed to her cooking channel, right anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrS9GkE8XYo&t=119s
>>84332197
>tfw Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi will never visit your nana
Suggestions on how to kill myself please.
>>84332532
Set off a pre-programmed Cardassian revenge program
You guys play in Trek games? Mods? I have a few. Sins of a Solar Empire has a great mod for Trek fans.
Daily reminder that Odo left this behind to live in a giant genocidal puddle
>>84332069
*blocks your path*
>>84332612
>download Star Trek Online a few years ago
>realise my ship handles like an RC car
>uninstall
I really want to buy an RTS for the sole purpose of star trek mods, but I'm scared I'm too casual.
>tfw no CDPR Star Trek game set on DS9 with a Kira romance and self-insert character
JDIMSA
Anyone for a root beer?
>>84332618
>giant genocidal puddle
>>84332718
I never tried Trek Online. Kinda wanted to but now I think if I joined some Lvl. 99 bastard will BTFO all the time.
>>84332612
I play Timelines becuase I hate myself.
>>84332736
Admiral Leyton did nothing wrong.
>>84332645
Dukat was fucking crazy from the very beginning. An absolute lack of perspective and dare I say a bit of... naivety?
>>84332791
is that the mobile game?
This guy.
The holoprogram of Crell Mosset.
Literally did not a fucking thing wrong. This episode made me hate Bajorans and Voyager. This guy is a virtual creation of the holodeck, there was no attempt at emulating anything the real guy was like, the computer literally made up his entire personality and characteristics. He only shares the look of the real guy, nothing else.
He helps the doctor and saves a patient AND saves a parasitic alien. Then some faggot Bajoran goes all MUH OCCUPATION DIS GUY WAS DERE OY VEY even though he saved millions of Bajoran lives. So everyone then starts blaming the FUCKING HOLOGRAM for things it never did or had anything even tangentially to do with anything. They blame HIM for experimentation on Bajorans, then go all "THATS DIFFERENT" when he rightfully says how almost all medical knowledge on earth was obtained by centuries of human and animal experimentation.
So they kill him. For something he didn't do, but everyone else HAS done.
Fuck you. Bajor must burn. Janeway must hang from a tree.
>>84332645
*shoots your daughter and becomes a better character than you*
>>84332844
fuck that episode
>>84332069
Dukat... If you're seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated. Your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace. And try to die like a Cardassian.
>>84332822
Yes.
>>84332871
Damar was great, didn't expect to love him so much.
>>84332886
>>84332844
Such a terrible episode, it didn't even try and show that side of the argument, he was just wrong and evil and that's that. Shitty writing.
Was there any Cardassian who did anything wrong, or was it all pagan propaganda?
>>84332886
probably the greatest moment in DS9
>>84332972
>Was there any Cardassian who did anything wrong, or was it all pagan propaganda?
not a single one that did anything even remotely wrong
>>84332972
>>84332844
It was like some writer came across the wikipedia page for Unit 731 and tried to make some statement on the morality of using bad ethical research.
>"From the moment we arrived on Bajor it was clear that we were the superior race, but they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals, when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally – we were almost a century ahead of them in every way."
>"We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us that role and it would have been so much easier on everyone if the Bajorans had simply accepted their role. But no... day after day they clustered in their temples and prayed for deliverance and night after night they planted bombs outside of our homes. Pride.. stubborn, unyielding pride. From the servant girl that cleaned my quarters, to the condemned man toiling in a labor camp, to the terrorist skulking through the hills of Dahkur Province... they all wore their pride like some... twisted badge of honor."
>"Of course I hated them! I hated everything about them! Their superstitions and their cries for sympathy, their treachery and their lies, their smug superiority and their stiff-necked obstinacy, their earrings, and their broken, wrinkled noses!"
Anyone who says Dukat did nothing wrong is a delusional.
>>84333028
That Vorta milf...
>>84333106
name me one thing he said that is wrong
>>84333136
He never solved the Bajoran question.
>>84333136
>killed 5 million innocent bajorans in a decade
>right in any way
Spotted the racist
>>84332791
Same, can't seem to stop playing lately. It's hard to play unless you're willing to spend money but at least it's not impossible like other mobile games.
>>84333106
>Using the episode that intentionally ruined his character to prove he was always a bad guy
And regardless, this whole speech just proves what a great man he was, to overcome all those natural prejudices and show them a gentler side of the Cardassian Union.
>>84333160
oh he totally tried with pah wraiths. but he fucked that up too.
Why did the federation aid Dukat in his terrorist campaign against the Klingons again?
>>84333198
>innocent
>bajorans
pick one
>>84333028
Kai Winn did everything wrong, she was a complete moron, from her harassing Keiko's fedora school to sleeping with and then dying from dragonball Z dukat.
>>84333265
Kai Winn was the only one willing to stand up against the Federation's '''democracy'''.
WEYOUN COULD YOU TURN DOWN THE HEATING PLEASE
>>84333265
>Keiko's fedora school
I hate how much this has swung the other way now. Discounting religion doesn't automatically make something fedora
>>84333247
The Federation was sympathetic to the Cardassians in the conflict, they rescued the government that was about to get couped. And it wasn't The Federation that gave them military aid, that was Kira because the Klingons mudered everyone at the conference Dukat was transporting her to.
>>84333265
>Keiko's fedora school
That's not fair, she was saying things that were objectively true, like "Sisko found a wormhole with aliens in it", she engineered the whole controversy to assassinate Bareil.
>>84332518
nana visitor has a cooking channel? :D
>>84332518
would be cute if it weren't for that annoying fucking bird. How do people own those?
>>84333296
If in say the early 2400s the New Cardassian Republic announced it was joining the Federation how quickly would the Klingons immediately go to war?
>>84332972
Genocide is usually considered a no-no, by most sentient and warp capable civilizations...
>>84333343
>last upload 6 years ago
Shame
>We never see her again
>Kira was devastated and yet she never even thinks about visiting her dear Kai and checking her out
>She's briefly mentioned in the episode when Bareil was running for the next Kai and no one said, damn I wonder how she's doing on that shithole of a planet, dying everyday over and over again all alone in the company of crazy stinky savages
>Kira, or Sisko or Bashir never bother with her well being anymore
>>84333300
>have a compulsion to pick at things like scabs and paint chips
looking at this makes me anxious
>>84332844
Not even a meme, he didn't do anything wrong in the slightest
>>84333377
>Genocide
Name one person the hologram killed, never mind genocided. And there was no attempt at genocide either, 15 million over 50 years is fucking nothing on a planetary scale, barely above natural causes.
>>84333317
>>84333326
Cardie stormfront detected. Just letting you know that Cardassia will enter the federation less than a decade after the dominion war in order not to get asschewed by Klingons and Romulans, and Bajor will be the major regional power.
Also, atheists, really, in a DS9 thread? Go back to Discovery and TNG. DS9 is about Southern culture, faith, and trying not to get a boner every other episode.
was she the hottest star trek girl?
>>84332518
holy shit this is great.
Why were Ferengi episodes simultaneously the best and worst DS9 episodes?
>mfw my character gets ruined
>>84333450
Retard spotted. The Prophets never gave a single shit about Bajor, they're aliens, not Gods.
>>84333511
>all those ferengi running down the hallway
GOAT episode. Honestly the only one I ever skipped was the drag queen one at the end.
>>84333442
I'm talking about Cardassia's occupation of Bajor
>15 million over 50 years is fucking nothing
15 million RECORDED dead you contrarian faggot. The Cardassian government was still releasing prisoners all throughout DS9. Also, any number of million is bad, since they often went through colonies and wiped out entire fucking communities.
I bet you defend Nazis for the lulz, don't you?
I wish it was possible to try this in any trek game without being destroyed in 2 seconds
Reminder that Cardassians are the true victims of the alpha quadrant
>>84333550
>Cardassian supporter = Nazi supporter
Opinion discarded
>a black cardassian?
>Weyoun, start razing their cities.
Jesus Ron Moore, way to go for shock value.
>>84333611
Cardassians are the closest equivalents to Nazi occupational forces in WW2. Did you seriously not pick up on that?
How thoughtless of me not to consider the effects the destruction of my home world would have on your business; These must be trying times for you, be brave.
>>84333600
that mirror universe klingon ship is like 5x the size of ds9
>>84333550
>The Cardassian government was still releasing prisoners all throughout DS9
You mean the dozen prisoners they release in The Homecoming? What others?
Nobody could be so impassioned about such a trivial issue, overplayed your hand out of ten (that's about a 3).
>>84333657
Poor guy, he had fiiiiiiive kids to feed
>>84333688
Wow projecting much?
>>84333688
>BaJEWran
Holy shit
>>84333721
>You mean the dozen prisoners they release in The Homecoming?
It is literally implied on dozens of occassions that Cardassia still has secret Bajoran work camps and political prisoners. Fuck it is sumner in here.
>>84333732
That's not what projection means. Cardassians are literally a fictional representation (or an aspect of) Nazi Germany.
>>84333705
According to the technical manuals the Negh'Var is only 680m long, the defiant is 170m long.
The scale is really fucky here.
>>84333797
*summer
>>84332886
That was the moment i knew DS9 was going to be my favorite.
>>84333829
>go from nazis to founding a european/cardassian union
>join the caliphate/dominion
>get destroyed by invading army who have infiltrated every position in the government
Hmm
>>84333797
No it isn't, unless you mean the fact that one exists implies there are others. The Dominion never would have tolerated such a crime against their allies, and would have discovered it immediately and put a stop to it.
>Fuck it is sumner in here
Retroactively downgraded to 2/10 for using such a cliched line
>>84333887
Wut?
>>84333866
>170m
Holy shit, the defiant is fucking huge.
i did nothing rong lol
>>84333905
>The Dominion never would have tolerated such a crime against their allies
I feel like I am being trolled here. The Dominion wouldn't have given a single fuck about how many Bajorans were secretly at Cardassian work camps, which again...were still literally around after the occupation.
>>84332612
I'm playing the Star Trek mod for Homeworld Remastered and Stellaris
shit's fucking great
>All of these spoilers from the last episode in the thread.
What the fuck, did you guys just finish watching DS9 too?
>Everyone remembering the good times
>Worf remembers the last 3 episodes where he hanged out with Ezri and killed Gowron
>O'Brien literally can't stop thinking about Bashir
>>84333952
How do you explain this then?
>>84333905
>calling summerfags out
>is cliche
What retard defends Cardassia?
>>84332612
Only Trek game I've ever played was 25th anniversary and it was fantastic. Would recommend.
>>84333607
Pff. Hobus supernova wiped out over a billion Romulans.
>>84333994
>tfw none of your friends are as close as Bashir and O'Brien are
>tfw your girlfriend isn't Kira
>>84332734
Prune juice
>>84333971
>The Dominion wouldn't have given a single fuck about how many Bajorans were secretly at Cardassian work camps,
Yes they would. "The Dominion seems determined to prove that it can be a friend to Bajor".
>>84333971
>which again...were still literally around after the occupation
Name one which was still open after season 1 of DS9.
They found the work camp which had the single highest value prisoner the Cardassians had, are you saying you think that was a coincidence and there were loads of others? Because that sounds like evidence it was the only one to me.
>>84334016
nothin ron
>>84334016
Nothing wrong with banging kira's slutty mom
Commandy recomend the torpedoes
>>84333247
Civilians overthrew the military junta. Klingons thought this meant they were infiltrated by Founders, but the Federation saw it as a legitimate change of government.
>>84333952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrbo39Lw-r4
What did Dukat mean by this?
also
>dat qt Kira laugh
>>84333688
honestly with the slavery, the plunder of bajor ressources and all the SPOONED memes about bajorans comfort women, they look more like the japaneses in China more than the german in europe
>>84334062
Keiko was the only thing keeping O'Brien from going homo with Bashir and you know it.
>>84334093
>>84334016
>It's a Teri Bauer gets kidnapped and has consensual sex with her captor to save her family TV show
What an oddly specific typecasting
>>84334155
Kieko was the worst. He should have shacked up Bashir. He would have have been so much happier
>>84334133
>it's a Kira has a laugh with the Hitler of her people episode
Great episode. But damn, just how many Bajoran women did Dukat bang and fall in love with?
commander sexual organs pls
>>84334083
>Yes they would. "The Dominion seems determined to prove that it can be a friend to Bajor".
Are you absolutely stupid? It was all bullshit, they were shiftless and didn't give a single fuck.
>They found the work camp which had the single highest value prisoner the Cardassians had, are you saying you think that was a coincidence and there were loads of others?
There were literally dozens of prisoners at that camp and when Sisko called them out on it, they wink wink, nudge nudged...saying there maybe/but not really other camps. How gullible are you?
This is some retarded bait and I fell for it but you need to at least watch the fucking show.
>>84334206
>>84334155
>>84334196
Honestly, Keiko seemed like a really nice wife when she wasn't being possessed by space satan. It's just that Bashir is so much better.
CUM
>>84334196
>MILES!!!!
make it stop
>>84334225
>when Sisko called them out on it, they wink wink, nudge nudged...saying there maybe/but not really other camp
0/10 troll. That's not what happened and you know it, I'm done with you.
Fuck off Space Niggers, we're full.
>>84334155
I always liked how the weapons locker was a plastic box that you can buy today
>>84334266
>mfw i read Keiko
Keiko literally is the Dominion.
>>84334252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEdyde0QGZQI love this episode but I can't help but think it was heavily inspired by MST3k: The Movie
>>84334266
Are you actually dumb? "Lol jk, there is only this one work camp! Trust me!".
feckin cardy scum oi replicator give us a cheeky bacon piece and a pint of alka seltzer
>>84334330
>that video
my sides have reached warp 9
>>84332844
The worst part? The absolute worst part of it all?
Voyager spends the entire series bashing you over the head with how the Doctor deserves rights because he's capable of growing and going beyond the limits of his programming. Crell Mosset does the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING IN A SHORTER TIME SPAN, and the Doctor only offers some token resistance to being ordered to memory hole this him. He doesn't see any of the direct parallels to himself, Janeway is telling him that AI doesn't deserve rights.
She's flat out telling him that the moment he no longer becomes valuable to the crew, he's gone. Ignore all the other bullshit she spouts in other episodes, she sets the precedent right here. She's willing to MURDER someone purely because his mere existence hurts someones feelings.
The Doctor goes along with it all because "just following orders!" The Doctor and the crew of Voyager are the real monsters here.
>>84334266
>it's a /pol/fag tries to defend Cardassia because it triggers his pro-Hitler fetish arguments.
>>84334321
>MILES WHERE DID U PUT MY BAJORAN SPITTING NEEDLE FERN
>>84334317
never seen those in stores, is it supposed to say 'rubbermaid' in the bottom right?
who /Morn/ here?
>>84333376
Anybody who goes to war with the Federation is a retard. They kicked the asses of the Dominion, Borg, Breen, Cardassians, Klingons, Romulans, and many other smaller powers.
>>84334330
I'm sure Mike would love this.
>>84334330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKSQ2c72B9Q
>>84334384
Not sure
>>84334330
Why did you sent me away again, father?
>>84334435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJwToqMVLU
>>84334352
>pint of alka seltzer
EFF WOY OYY m8, we call it 'fizzy good make feel nice'
>>84334330
>>84334435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-iFOEOgIM
>>84333407
same dude, every scene with her and odo peeling I have no idea how they resisted the urge to not rip off the clearly ready-to-falloff pieces
>>84332734
K
I
N
O
>>84334495
I was literally about to post this get out
>>84334520
I think her being an interstellar warlord commanding millions if not billions of drug-fueled killing machines helps you to resist the urg.
>kills 800 million cardassians out of pure spite before Odo sticks his USB port in her ass and she calms the fuck down
Bitch
Was this Janeway's fault?
>>84334495
What's that nice song at the beginning?
>>84334611
Sweet jesus
>>84334358
Don't forget that Janeway murdered Tuvix because she missed Tuvok
was he /ourguy/?
I want the Bashir and O'Brien shippers to leave.
>>84334575
It gets worse if you've played Star Trek Online, I doubt it's even canon but it annoyed me when you play through her storyline
>>84334611
still cant get over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
>>84334384
Da
Friendly reminder that this guy did nothing wrong
O'Brien should have left Keiko for Kira
fight me
>>84334613
I think if you search for "Matter of Perspective Song" on youtube you can find it
>>84334671
>>84334439
>They even left the logo on
>>84334575
I still felt sorry for her and Kai Winn.
>>84334677
Keiko really was a shitty wife. O'Brien is such a nice guy he doesn't cuck her with Kira or Bashir.
>>84334671
>actionpacker
>>84334677
Miles loves his Cakehole. Stop trying to split them up. Think of poor Molly.
>>84334649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngsqaRD2HI8
is this cannon?
>>84334677
Holy shit, that episode was hilarious.
>Miles.
>huh?
>Get out.
>Oh. Yeah.
>>84334744
>think of poor Molly
I think of her every night
>>84334655
STO triggers my autism
like why are there 100+ people flying shit like scimitar class and other massive non-federation ships in Earth Space Dock?
I know it's a video game but come the fuck on.
>>84334792
I would have stabbed that molly and thrown her the fuck back through the portal. Keiko was literally being unethical keeping the 10+ year abo molly.
Computer. Generate an holographic image of Counselor Deanna Troi. Remove all clothes, give the image the behavior of a klingon female and amplify the image by five hundred percent.Disable safety protocols.
I want to drink a Kanar with Damar
>Dukat did nothing wrong
>Fucked Kai Winn's old ugly ass
>>84334757
This is so stupid but i love it.
>>84334812
I'm installing it right now.
>>84334745
NOBODY COULD LOVE HIS GENETICALLY PERFECT BODY LIKE GARAK COULD REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84334792
death to all pedos
Remember when Cardassia abdupted Miles, a federation citizen, in Federation-protected space, to sentence his execution of a trial he was going to lose? Haha, what a good prank! Cardassia dindu nuffin!
>>84334841
I want Dukat to maybe finger my butthole just like a little bit.
>>84334845
>Captain, Kai Winn has entered the station.
Ever notice how one character always talks to another character in the same voice?
Try and see if you can figure out who these are
>*exasperated* Julian!
>Constable.
>Odo!
>Come now, Major...
>My dear doctor
>>84334841
>it's a Weyoun comments on Damar's growing alcoholism
Quality bants
>>84334906
*abducted
>>84334572
Ensign Easy E
Straight out of Cardassia crazy nigger named Dukat..
>>84334841
https://youtu.be/Z62cb2F-1DE?t=812
Casey Biggs talks about Kanar
>>84334792
>Teenage Molly
>>84334930
>my dear doctor
What did he mean by this?
>>84334851
>18 years old
>pedo
I WANT TO TOUCH THOSE EARSSSS
>>84334933
>I have brains!
>Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now, eat up, and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them.
>>84334812
>STO triggers my autism
Ditto, but for me it's because it follows the JJ Abrams universe where Romulus is destroyed.
>>84334677
>>84334677
Who wouldn't want to bang the ever love crap of a super prego Kira.
So /tv/... If the Federation is so powerful, why we don't have good Voyager episodes?
>>84334167
That's not really consensual
>>84334906
justice is swift
>>84335009
>tfw its Siddig's baby inside her
>tfw you know he doesnt wear a condom
>>84335001
Why was Quark such an asshole to her?
>>84332871
>its a kanar episode
>>84335012
>what are doctor and seven episodes
>what are tuvok episodes
That's at least 15 good episodes.
REMOVE BAJOR
>>84334906
>We can't arrest Mohammed Mohammed for organising a terrorist attack because he's in Saudi Arabia right now instead of America
>Ohhhh welll! #NotAllMuslims
>>84334836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMM5CksAo0
>>84335052
She was a ho
>>84335065
There are literally zero good Tuvok episodes.
>>84335052
She probably never gave him da oomox and instead fucked his idiot brother
>>84335119
Wrong.
Who would win in a fight Hawk or Chakotay?
ODO: How did you get in here?
KOLOTH: I am Koloth.
ODO: That doesn't answer my question.
KOLOTH: Yes. It does.
I love how Odo just accepts this answer
>>84335119
Because he fucking sucked. The horny Vulkan who tried to fuck B'Elanna was a better character.
>>84335140
What happened to him when they got back?
>>84335161
>>84334970
He wanted a good taste of Bashir.
Fekkin Cardy scum
>>84335196
They killed him off long before that, he was like in 3 episodes total. A fucking waste of Brad Douriff.
>>84335085
What a shitty analogy, go back faggot.
>>84333203
>he only got 3/4 borg queen during the event
kek
>Playing baseball in a middle of a war
Why is this allowed?
>>84334836
Earl Gray Tea, Hot.Disable safety protocols
>>84335264
Huh, I literally don't ever remember him dying.
>>84334845
>Fucked Kai Winn's old ugly ass
Nothing wring with that, Dukat wanted to SPOONED every bajoran woman possible and the space pope is the ultimate challenge.
>>84335012
Voyager was never that bad, it was the same "takes three seasons to get good" formula, same as every series.
hello computer
>>84335234
I assure you, I'm quite fertile
Computer, generate a beach on Risa. Fill this location with mounds of synthetic cocaine and heroine.
Computer, make the temperature 26* with a very light breeze.
Computer, fill this beach with 5000 women consisting of an equal distribution of season 7 kira, seven of nine, that hot magic blonde chick from TNG that had to be married off, late-season Deanna Troi, cardassian kira, ensign ro, ezri dax, the warp scientist from TNG and leeta. Make all of them bi and extremely attracted to me.
Computer, disable safety protocols.
>>84335286
r&r
you can fug holograms anytime you want anyhow
crew gets to bond
asshole vulcan captain challenged you
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Which is the most /comfy/ /trek/ episode?
>>84335439
Data's Day
>>84334611
Looks like her father...
>>84335286
That last season was really weird. They introduce a new character to replace Jadzia and then spend like 3 or 4 episodes focused on her, instead of the storyline. Then they have episodes like that one or a couple episodes about that faggot Vic Fontaine.
It was just all over the place, despite some of the individual episodes being very good
>>84335160
Let's be honest here, Hawk is a better written character and his actor didn't hate the role. So he wins. Also had great hair.
I still kinda liked Chakotay.
>>84335439
Only real Trek fans will understand this
>>84335439
trials and tribble-ations
>>84335371
Computer, analyze the contents of Counselor Troi's latest bowel movement and materialize it in my mouth.
Friendly reminder that Geordi La Forge did nothing wrong.
>>84335439
You posted it pal. But most of DS9's bar scenes are ludicrously comfy.
>Quark pours someone a drink
>Camera pans to people coming down the stairs from the holosuites
>Morn walks by
>Bashir and Miles playing darts
Honestly it's so physically comfy it hurts.
>>84335524
>mfw they used the actress in a different role in DS9
>>84335597
Wait where??
>>84335439
>>84335532
>that feel when no Quark Cheers spinoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4n7wZpTM-k
>>84335616
She was helping that admiral on Earth to grab power.
>>84335597
you are incorrect sir
>>84335532
Fucking this
>>84335696
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Susan_Gibney
get your facts straight
>>84335268
wtf, you sure showed me, I love terrorists now
>>84334378
How could there be War Crimes if there wasnt a war.
Best captain?
>>84335439
>Picard visiting his Family after the Borg attack
This is definition of /comfy/
>>84335507
ALLAMARANE COUNT TO FOUR
>>84335859
what do they do with those matte painted backgrounds when they're done?
>>84335371
the hardest part of the holodeck would be deciding what giant creature I want to be eaten by first
>>84335161
This is both funny and impressive for the character: there is one entrance to the room, the massive double doors directly in front of Odo whcih go whhaaaDOOOOOOOOM-CHOOM when they open, the entire room is surrounded by force fields to prevent anyone entering or leaving, and this dude just appears silently in front of Odo. So many questions, but then, he *is* a Da'har Master.
https://youtu.be/R11vEULd7QQ?t=43
>it's an anon episode
>>84335853
Picard, no question. He was never part of a false flag conspiracy.
I went to a star trek exhibit at the EMP museum in seattle today and it was amazing. Ive never watched star trek now but want to after learning about the cool political and diversity themes. Is it too unrealistic to try and watch all of the original series and all of next generation over the summer? those seem like the two best shows
>>84335859
Underrated episode imo
Too bad Generations fucking ruined it (lol they're all dead now lmao!) Fuck you Rick Berman.
>>84335853
They all have their differences.
Picard for me but i really like Sisko, Janeway and Archer. I like Kirk as a legend in the lore.
mfw Leah Brahms was mad about being holodeck blacked
>>84336082
Fuck you this isn't reddit to motivate your ass to watch something on netflix. Don't start spouting opinions on which show is the best before watching all of them you nigger.
Lefties like Voyager and the trump-relevant picard speeches they can wank off to
Red-pilled religious right wing people like DS9
>>84335688
Quark and Garek were seriously the two best characters of DS9.
>>84335286
Propaganda is an important aspect of war
>>84336082
>>84336139
should i watch the animated series before , or after enterprise?
>>84335791
>I have to make even sci-fi shows about my /pol/ bullshit
Just kill yourself and save us the trouble of listening to you.
>>84334229
"You don't get to bring sexual organs."
>>84336205
Star Trek was always political ;)
>>84332791
That's one handsome Barclay.
>>84335829
You don't need to be at war to commit a genocide.
>>84335901
>>84335507
Move Along Home is the ultimate pleb filter
DS9 Blu-Ray when?
>>84336257
Holy shit this episode was bad. Comfy tho
>>84336270
nebber ebber
>>84336232
That doesn't give you carte blanche to spout dumb /pol/ bullshit. Why ruin an otherwise comfy thread? Does it upset you that people can have fun without sperging out about Muslims?
>>84335507
watching Quark beg was one of those weird child boners
>>84336305
Honestly, after TNG's S7, it felt like a masterpiece.
>>84336270
Never because CBS are a bunch of honor-less dogs
>>84335853
Sisko is the least likely to sacrifice your life for federation ideals
>>84336345
TNG S7 was a masterpiece though.
I like how generally cordial these Star Trek threads are.
Better savour it now before Discovery fucks everything up and everyone argues about whether the show is shit or not.
>>84336257
Can someone explain to me why we can't get webms with sound? But all of gif, hentai, hentai alternative can?
>TOS, DS9 and ENT characters feel like real people
>TNG and VOY characters not so much, more like theater actors
Am I the only one who feels this way?
>>84336383
You realize that Discovery probably won't be that bad and that all the triggered nonsense is based on nothing, right?
>>84336359
u wut m8
s7 is horrible except for the finale
>>84336432
Oh god, it's starting!
>>84336383
In my century, we don't succumb to shitposting. We have a more evolved sensibility.
>>84336383
>complaining about black protagonist
>complaining about female protagonist
>complaining about muh not enough white men in the show
Enjoy the /trek/ threads now, because It's about to get bad.
>>84336432
Not getting my hopes up
>>84336383
There are people who will say that Discovery is better than TNG/DS9.
I saw the same thing happen with Stargate and SGU defenders.
It will be a dark time.
>>84336402
Moot decided that years ago and it was never changed. He had a lot of retarded reasons for things. For years webms/mp4s/mkvs weren't allowed because he said it was too easy to hide spam in them or some such bullshit
>>84336445
>parallels
>the pegasus
>lower decks
>horrible
nah m8
>>84336451
Reminder: /tv/ fell for a fake article on Discovery.
Nothing I said was wrong.
>>84336177
which is the best star trek show for deep philosophical questions?
>>84336359
Last season of TNG was fucking bad. They totally run out of ideas. Geordi's mom seriously?, Sub Rosa, Masks, Troi's sister. A fuckton of garbage episodes.
What are the pleb filter episodes of DS9?
If Wishes Were Horses and Move Along Home are obvious, but what about others?
>>84336420
>TOS felt like real people
Stop sucking up.
>>84336514
All of them, except for Enterprise and Voyager. These two are all about special effects and shitty writing
>>84336514
Voyager, it lets you ask deep questions like: How the fuck did this survive for 7 seasons?
>>84336514
TNG, hands down. Any other answer is for (you)s.
>no one in /trek/ ever wants jadzia to render them irrevocably filthy with 300 years' worth of vile, immoral sex acts
wew lad
>>84336490
I'll just stick to complaining about the set, lighting, art direction, models, costumes and breaking the one fucking Roddenberry rule because the writers are hacks.
>>84336501
>SGU defenders.
I still don't understand how anyone liked that soap opera masquerading as sci-fi.
>>84336535
Did you even watch it? It ended on such s bittersweet note
>Picard finally plays Poker with the people he loves, after a lifetime of being emotionally removed from others.
>>84336555
if i go in and watch TNG with out ever having watched any star trek will i be completely lost?
>>84336402
No sound is smaller, and at the time mootykins assumed people would just put screamers in them to annoy people. And this is an Iranian Cyberweapons *Image* Board, after all.
>>84336573
SGU had potential with the first few episodes - then it became fucking garbage. It was essentially what SG:A was at the beginning - and they fucked it almost immediately by going full MUH WAIFU - FUCK YOUR WAIFU WHAT ABOUT MY HUSBANDU?? and adding love triangle bullshit
>>84336596
The finale was great.
Finale=\=the whole season.
>>84336598
Nope. It's their own timeline, their own technology.
>>84336573
People who didn't see the originals while they were airing and got into the genre via soap opera syfy like BSG instead.
People not only defend SGU, they say it's better than SG1 and especially Atlantis.
>>84336250
>>84336610
>filesize
That's a meme.
A typical video bitrate for 4chan is 1500kbps+
A typical audio bitrate is 64-128kbps
>>84336560
I rather rub Nog's ears.
>>84336668
I just want VP9 support...
>>84336624
The whole season was great, dingus.
>>84333028
>black goo monster did nothing wrong
>literally made of evil
>>84336383
>bad time period
>chronologically confusing
>gritty and dark
>lens flare
>dat Klingons visual
>CBS
It's gonna be shit.
>ywn snuggle into that fluffy big beard
>>84336560
we know we'd never be able to entertain her even for a few moments
>>84333300
WEYOUN WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOR
>>84336711
Not it wasn't you boob.
Grand Nagus...Brunt
>We take The Captain's Yacht, we rendezvous with The Enterprise, we go in, take care of O'Brien - "Hand over the Azn, Potatoboy" - then we grab Keiko, we go over to Ten Forward, hole up, have a cup of synthale and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
>>84336560
300 years of Klingon STDs
So he literally killed 8000 people to try to get out of the friendzone
>>84336896
He didn't kill nobody. His future version did.
>>84336856
What episode?
>>84336791
Personal preference I guess
you better eat that entire traditional japanese meal or you wont be allowed to touch me again this year
>>84336923
Of course my dear anon.
>>84336896
1. He didn't kill anyone, he prevented them from existing
2. It wasn't him, it was a future version of himself that sacrificed himself and took everyone else with him
>>84336922
>What episode?
TNG 4x24: The Mind's Eye
>>84336967
At least anons in these threads seem more chill. I have never had a bad time posting in a Trek thread. Trek and LOTR threads I have never had any issue in. Always fun.
>>84336849
ACTING Grand Nagus!
>when you realize DS9 literally only has one white male crewmember but the diversity doesn't feel forced
I miss the 90s
>>84336696
opus would be nice too
>>84337079
>irish
>white
>>84337079
It's because DS9 wasn't written as "the one with the Black Captain", the auditioned loads of people, and even when they were cast they weren't putting out press releases saying "look how diverse we are!". Meritocracy, not racial quotas.
>>84337079
I never even realized it until you said it
What went wrong?
>>84337192
They had Bud from Salute Your Shorts for a daughter.
>>84337079
"Forced" is a meme.
>>84337079
White Males (4): Odo, O'Brien, Quark, Bashir,
White Females (2): Dax, Kira
Nonwhites (3): Sisko, Worf, Jake
Seems pretty white to me desu
>>84337402
Odo is an alien, Quark is an alien, Bashir is not white
>>84337402
Odo, Quark, Dax and Kira are aliens
>Bashir
>White
>Played by "Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi"
>>84336849
>Episode description is essentially 'Quark runs home to his mommy'
>Brace myself for the first bad episode since the beginning of season 4
>It's a hilarious Ferengi sitcom in the context of a budding Ferengi Enlightenment
How is DS9 so good?
>>84335302
IIR some of those ugly assholes forced everyone else off the ship and missed him and he went all homicidal on them. Was pretty cool.
>>84335439
>great special effects
>great jokes
>great tribute to Star Trek
>great use of time travel
>dat Jadzia look
Trials and Tribble Ations is not only a magnificent hour of Star Trek, but a great piece of TV production. Too bad that didn't get the credit that deserved
>>84337456
>>84337465
Arabs are white per multiple court decisions, definitions and legal statutes.
Siddig is half-white via his mother and his skin color is clearly white.
Going by your definitions which are clearly defined to get the result you want, 50% of the starring cast is white males (O'Brien, Bashir) while the other half (Sisko and Jake) are not.
>>84337648
0/10, try harder
>>84334330
>tfw we'll never see an episode of Riker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocPQKjuCqM0
Fuck you he isn't white. Don't ever call him white again.
>>84336565
>breaking the one fucking Roddenberry rule because the writers are hacks
The Roddenberry box was already broken years ago, you silly casual.
Quit complaining and wait until the show comes out before judging it. You're probably the type of person who WANTS Discovery to be bad, just so that you'll have more complaining to fill up your empty life.
>>84332612
Does anyone know how to install the Star Trek mod in Civilization IV? It keeps giving me errors when I try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1lN50OGlE
These videos shouldn't be this funny.
>>84332844
That episode is literally worse than Threshold