Say something nice about the Transformers series.

>>84324178

I like them when they fight

the mindless cgi is nice to look at

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Graphix looks nice

i havent watched it which is nice

>>84324178
Shia Ledouche is no longer in them

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Optimus Prime

>>84324178
I enjoy the focus on the relationships between the humans

At least it's not Fast and Furious.

But I mean it may as well be. Ugh.

>>84324178
They make me feel like I could be a successful hollywood screenwriter

Steve Jablonsky's score is actually decent

>>84324342
That it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFFDG5FRbWk

>>84324328
Nice try op

>>84324178
No niggers

I like listening to people complain about how Michael Bay "ruined the transformers" and then asking them which was their favorite literary theme present in the series of cartoons about robots from space who turn into trucks.

>>84324284
But Shia was the only entertaining thing in the franchise

>>84324178
Unlike other "dude turn your brain off" franchises the Transformers series at least actually looks cinematic.

Its still visually messy and ugly at times but still looks better than shit like Marvel which looks like television. Or shit like Resident Evil that looks and feels like straight to DVD budget shite.

>>84324178
I like some of the designs.
>>84324415
Transformers was never particularly arty, but some of the original comic books are more self-assured and ambitious than their toyline roots might suggest. This is also true for Beast Wars.

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>>84324526
Have you seen The Last Knight? It's a mess but half of it is like a good episode of Planet Earth with robots.

>>84324178

They're excellent films to watch when you're so wasted you're barely conscious

>>84324178
1 was a game changer when it came out. shia sucked balls.
Megan Fox was top tier babe. Unequalled to this day. Maybe amber heard is up there.

megan fox was really pretty in the first one

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>>84324662
>Unequalled to this day
Don't know if I agree there buddy.

>>84324711

Looks like a clown

>Great visuals and Soundtracks
>Punished Optimus

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>>84324747
A qt clown

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>>84324711
>this is better than Fox

>>84324178
It was quite long, for a car advertisement.
Don't really get the appeal.

I enjoyed the scene where the US Military and Afghans team up to fight a scorpion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJbLXOagVC4

Also this theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQOMyyg9b8

>>84324178
Beast Wars and Animated are very nice shows.

>>84324178
>Say something nice about the Transformers series.

TF1 -> good movie
Rest -> good action

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>>84324946
>TF1 -> good movie

My favourite thing about it is how much Optimus has changed since the first film.
Also CG for the transformers is pretty good some times.

This is the most kinotrician track ever created for a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0JDomv8ac

The first film is pretty good and has some great scenes.

>>84324711
did marky mark give her dat good vibration you think

The Romeo and Juliet scene in 4 was fucked up in how much attention to minute detail they showed they could put on screen in a TF movie while absolutely everything else was made for retards

pedos got cold feet during the making

>>84324628
The last half hour is so action packed and really pretty to look at. Made me glad I caught it in IMAX.

>>84324235
Same which is why I hated the last knight because all the action scenes were just lame ass army shoot outs and car chases

>>84325067
This song is so fucking amazing. I can listen to it repeat over and over again.
Great during the summer.

>>84324178

>*loud transforming sequence*

>>84324178
Girls are really hot, like even for celebrities they tend to be knockouts

I laugh at some, but not all of the bawdy humor.

>>84324178
They make Beast Machines look good.

>>84324178
it gives linkin park, and other washed up trailer park approved bands a chance to be on an OST

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>>84324178
The second film is patrician

i thought the way they did the transforming was really cool the first time i saw it.

still pretty cool, i bet that takes a bit of work, even if it is all symmetrically mirrored or kaleidoscoped

>>84325067
So let mercy come and wash away......WHAT I'VE DONE

>>84325172
i think he did give her that sweet sensation.

>>84325067
thats not the crow or Spawn soundtrack son.

>>84325852
>Girls are really hot, like even for celebrities they tend to be knockouts
Whatever else you can say about Bay, he knows how to film sluts being hot with 'splosions better than anyone.
Can you name one bay film that doesn't have 10/10 boner fuel in it? Pain and gain maybe if you dont count the fat australian bitch.

It's fucking awful on 4K.

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>>84324178
face removal

>>84326113
Bay should shoot a porno. Maybe a joint with Bangbus.

>>84326048
>Spawn soundtrack
Such a great concept for the album.
I still rock the kirk hammet/orbital track. Or butthole surfers and fucking moby.
But in your list you forgot to mention trainspotting's soundtrack.
Or anything by tangerine dreams (thief and sorcerer spring to mind).

>>84326324
I actually have the thief soundtrack on cassette somewhere. one part is kind of fucked up from whoever owned it before me.

the spawn soundtrack is like the Judgement night soundtrack which had some great songs too.

>>84324178
Soundwave is cool

The 1st and 3rd movie are some of the best action blockbuster movies of all time

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>>84325067
TF1 was a pretty good film. Megatron and Optimus was great. Blackouts opening scene was amazing. Scorpinok was cool as fuck. Also the soundtrack is brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqp1ffEUEq0
>Peter Cullen will die in your lifetime

>>84324791
>>84325017
>Punished Optimus
This. Even in all the bullshit going on, I appreciate the writers not making him an absolute Mary Sue all the time.
Just a pretty reasonable dude.

>>84325067
>>84324373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Dcg7cdnRY

BEST TRACK

Optimus is a genuinely interesting character.

Megatron also is good, film Megatron gets a lot more character development than any other medium Megatron did.

>>84326401
>one part is kind of fucked up from whoever owned it before me.
Because dude would get high in his trans am after work and try to find the start of igneus or dr. Destructo.

Another mention: The vangelis ost for blade runner is so good it makes my dick hard.

Should I bother seeing Transformers 5?

>>84326675
As a huge fan of the series, fuck no. Optimus is in the movie for 5 minutes. And when he shows up he does nothing.

>>84326644
it doesnt have that stretched out warbling sound, its more like a magnetic wipe almost.

Bayformers is shit.

>>84326675
Second best in the series, id say yes

>>84324178
>Amazing CGI such as Blackout and The Last Knight's pure sex Barricade's transformation for example
>Fights are cool
>Designs look fantastic even though they look like hanging junkyard

Pretty good time there

>>84326789
He said say something nice, cunt

>>84324415
It's not that the series is "deep," you desperate snowflake. It's that the cartoon is about the AUTOBOTS and DECEPTICONS. Not some faggot teenager and his clueless parents.

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>>84325067
Jesus Christ...

>>84324178
I like that the Decepticons felt like a THREAT in the first movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAYV8X-RX64&list=PLFA8BC10FB73B2477&index=2

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>>84324711
>>84324807
She's been replaced.

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Kinda like the nu-Smashing Pumpkins song they used in the first movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QgkeCsa3k

Also in No 3 Leonard Nimoy does the bad guy's voice and has the best Transformerfu

>>84326798
are you serious? Last Knight is easily the worst entry in the series

>>84327055
What's that scene where they play it? Completely forgot

>>84324296
Just realized this guy played two different characters from back to back movies, why did they let this happen?

>>84324178
Make me.

>>84324178
Transformers is the best movie you can watch when you're drunk and can't decide what movie you should watch. The perfect DGAF kino.

>>84327282
Gag

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All the fights are shaky cam nonsense except for the forest fight in 2. I was fully erect at pic related.

These movies would be great if there were more sequences where the bots beating each other up are the focus, instead of just shooting offscreen in the background.

>when Starscream ways "BOI"

>>84327331
>Watching transformers
>Drunk
Jesus christ every time there is "robot action" on screen it makes me physically ill and my brain stops being able to comprehend the visual imput and it all looks like a computer ate the aluminum tinsel from a christmas tree, three of the presents with the wrapping paper and bow intact, and then threw up in a wood chipper.
I really don't know how people stand it.

>>84327206
it plays in the credits

Wahlberg is the patrician human companion.

Plus Cade Yeager is a hilariously badass name.

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>>84327282
Bay doesn't give a fuck. Glenn Morsowher played two different military officers in back-to-back movies too. One of them died on-screen and the other one has shown up in three of the four sequels, and is also named "Glenn Morshower" in-universe.

>>84329817
Oh fuck lol I thought it was the same guy. Also it must suck getting the same type of roles for most of your career

>>84324917
>Afghans

>in qatar

>>84324178
starscream was awesome in the first one.

member when he was fuckin dem planes up near the end?

>>84330754
Yeah, but at least they gave him personality in the latter ones.

>>84324178
I liked the battle scene in the second movie where Optimus beats the shit outta Deceptikons only to get stabbed in the chest afterwards. I also liked the scene in the 3rd movie when Optimus flies down like whoooooosh and pwns everyone. Fun!

>>84324380
There are black people in every one of them

>>84324178
First movie was kinda fun, and then, you know, the rest happened.

>>84324711
Not saying she's not pretty. But nowhere near Megan Fox.

>>84329817
but his jacket says "Sharp"

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>>84326492
>mfw i got a bit misty eyed watching this scene just now

>First one is fun, watchable schlock
>second one is atrocious minus the forest fight
>third is the best one and only bad parts are with Sam's parents
>fourth is just headache inducing and the characters are awful

>>84331968
His CO told him to "look sharp".

>>84331968
Yeah because the jacket is sharp, look out.

>>84324178

Unironically love that design for Megatron desu

>>84324178
There's no time travel

>>84324415
>I take literal dick in my ass: the post.

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>>84325067
>>84326492
>>84331994
>tfw the first movie came out TEN YEARS AGO

>>84326113
True but Pain&Gain was geniunely good instead.

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>>84332286
>the first movie came out TEN YEARS AGO
fug

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>>84324178
The teaser for the first movie blew my mind when I watched it in theaters and I wasn't even into transformers.

https://youtu.be/6ItK90yvA44

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How is this? Is it Baykino or even Board gamekino?

>>84326590
I want a Cybertron prequel that shows Optimus' descent into a bloodthirsty war criminal.

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>>84326171
we wuz cybertronians n shit