Get. Fucking. Hyped. Monkeykino is back.

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>>84315767
>Monkeykino
Jesus christ, how fucking new can you be?

>>84315767

Not monkey, ape.

>>84315767
Fuck yes. I can not wait for this.

>>84315767

>not Monkino
>not the more correct Apekino


Still worried about those 2 writers that left for Avatar not being there, but yeah can't wait.

>>84315797
Forgive him. He meant monkino.

Haven't enjoyed the previous two very much.

Not my cuppa tea.

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>Chris Stuckmann

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>>84315767
dont know why but i hate this series so fucking much not the movies but the fucking primes it just rubs me the wrong war and it fucking pisses me off when the fucks sympathize with the apes and go full fuck humanity propaganda

KILL ALL APES SYMPATHIZERS SKIN THEM AND HANG THEM HIGH

>>84315767
Is that samuel l jackson?

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>>84315913

Still can't believe people watch these unironically.

>>84315842
>>84315852
Monkmind.

>>84315950

Tommy Lee Jones

>fake cg apes played by humans

not proper apekino

>>84315767
it needs a drastic change imo. is anything new/different happening with this one . it just looks like another humans vs apes plot

>>84315767
stuckmann is so film illiterate that i unironically believe the contrarian view to him is the correct one

>>84315900
Whats wrong with him?

>>84316044
All out war between humans and apes. Humans are using jets, tanks etc

>>84316044

>implying there wasn't a huge difference between the first and second movie

They show them having to take on actual military instead of just ragtag survivors, and they already made a point that there is dissention among the apes because some of them still believed in Koba's teachings and mistrust Casesar who killed him, Caesar himself feeling regret even now over it.

>>84316115
they had tanks when they were fighting eachother in battle for the planet of the apes- a film from like 1973. I don't think these films are doing anything new. humans fighting apes albeit with different casts, budgets or directors- is an old concept.

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>>84315767

Looks like MonKino is back on the menu boys

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>>84316399
I always love to read the rotten ones

>>84315767
Fuck off shill, these new planet of the monkeys flicks are generic garbage.

Grace hated it.
You should all put way more stock in her reviews than any by Stuckmann.

>>84316507
Stuckmann enjoyed A Cure For Wellness.

He may be shit, but he understands genre movies.

>>84315913
totally agree

>>84316044

I figure this is ending with everything getting nuked and setting up the original film.

>>84316507
>a "fat woman" hated it
So it's truly a movie women will never understand

>>84316507

>Grace hated it

Let me guess not enough women or sjw pandering?

>>84316549
The Soldiers are clearly meant to be precursors for the Mutants as well.

>>84316487
Marveldrone feels threatened

>>84316549
And the little blonde girl has telekinetic abilitys which also sets up beneath the planet of the apes. Either shes the original or theres more like her

>>84316583
she thinks it falls apart 1/3 in.
Grace is not a "nerd hype" type of reviewer so you can generally expect her to not be as forgiving with franchise films compared to guys like Stuckmann or Jahns who are pretty much determined to give the film a great score before they watch it.
So when she says something like "first third is great, have no idea why people like the rest of it though" that leads me to believe she is being a little more genuine.

>>84316663
oh shit thats crazy.
So the humans set up their own demise with James Franco protecting Caesar, but Caesar sets up the destruction of the whole world protecting the telekinetic humans.

>>84316726
>So the humans set up their own demise with James Franco protecting Caesar, but Caesar sets up the destruction of the whole world protecting the telekinetic humans.

Holy shit.

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>>84315767
Name ONE (1) kino

>>84316726
>remembering that James Franco was in this series
Really tickles the pickle.

>>84316693
Didn't she like BvS?

>>84316646

>muh brandwars

dumb faggot.

>>84316772
lol he did a planet of the apes to alien covenant

>>84316821
Fuck outta here mouse

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>>84315767
>>84316399
I'm glad he's directing The Batman

>>84316646
Kys yourself.

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>>84316976
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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>9.5/10

Getting hyped lads not going to lie

>>84316693

Grace also called the BvS theatrical cut a masterpiece

>>84316522
doesnt prove a thing.

A Cure for wellness was a nice attempt but once you are at the reveal it all feels worthless

>>84317226
>but once you are at the reveal it becomes a rather entertaining Hammer Horror-style romp

ftfy

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>>84315767
>monkeykino

Has le based black contrarian released his review yet?

>>84317255
whatever you say gore

this film was a case study on why to avoid bloat length and exposition dumps.

>>84316809
she did. But she also said Suicide Squad was the worst movie she saw all year.
>>84317210
I would rather take a polarizing review of a controversial film than a middle of the road review that all the nerd hype reviewers gave it

>>84317446
90% 7.9/10 on RT and a 78/100 on metacritic and you take the opinion of a woman, sure

>>84315767
Why do people still care if the critics give good ratings to flavour of the week blockbusters?

didnt TFA teach you nothing

>>84317501
you are literally advocating for RT now just because you hate women?
That seems a little desperate

>>84317629
What's wrong with RT? Hundreds of critics place their review there, I'd rather take the 100 reviews serious than the one that likes BvS. Sorry if I offended you Grace

>>84316223
>they had tanks when they were fighting eachother in battle for the planet of the apes
But this time it will happen in a movie that isn't shit.

>>84317138
Stay mad, marvel fag.

>>84317691
sure hundreds of critics do but they are all from irrelevant print media for the most part.
The most high profile reviewers are often from shitholes like MTV's film department who are pretty much 100% of the time incapable of viewing a film without Trump tinted glasses on.
I would rather trust a handful of independent youtube reviewers than 100's of drones writing for slave wages in bumfuck nowhere local newspapers who are somehow on RT, and a horde of SJW/Alt-Right propagandists

Also Grace is really pretty. She has some dank eyeshadow on the apes review. Grace is a cute. A CUTE

>>84315767
Is this the sequel to Moonlight or something?

>>84317840
What about the top critics that rate it? Metascore mostly has critics from big or well known company's. But I think I fell for the bait. Gg

>>84318013
the top critics are those MTV types i was talking about.

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>america can defeat the nazis and ISIS
>they can't defeat a bunch of monkeys with guns

whats the watch order of these
i wanna get into them

>>84319060
Rise, Dawn, War

>>84319057
>america defeated nazis
>america defeats ISIS
is this what they teach you in burgerland? for fucks sake...

>>84316115
thats not what happens, sorry

>>84315767
Yeah. I heard about the Michael Brown documentary.

>>84316735
>>84316726
>>84316663
this isnt what happens, there are no telekinetic powers in the movie

Kino means cinema. You people sound retarded.

>>84315767

I unironically don't watch films that ends with the human Race is the bad guy getting extinct and being replaced by supposedly better species.

I don't know it just doesn't sit well with me.It's one of the things I disliked about Avatar.(Still liked it overall though)

>>84315842
Dawn was mostly written by the director though

>>84319905

Caring about your species? What are you a retard?

Can't you see how perfect and superior the Naavi and the apes are? Humans don't deserve to survive in a war with them.

what does Armond think of the first two?

>unironically watching stuckmann

>>84320389
He loved the first one, no review on the second

>>84319659
in beneath the planet of the apes there were mutants that had psychic powers and they were pale. if you noticed in the trailers for war the girl doesnt speak she pale and blonde plus one of the plots of woodys character is he wants the girl

>>84315767
The greatest summer blockbuster is in the hands of an ape.

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/TV/ LOVES MEMES MORE THAN KINO

>>84315913
This is why I can't watch them anymore. They're fucking animals and they should all be exterminated and I can't sit through an entire movie only for the fucking apes to pull some shit out of their ass and triumph for some stupid reason.

>>84316445

>so why was I so bored?

'Movies that women don't understand' are back on the menu boys!!!!

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>>84315913

>critics matter only when suit me episode

oh i love this episode

>>84315913
Hey, glad im not the only sane person in these treads. I am just lurking to be amazed how big of a cucks can people when they root for monkeys/aliens/predators and all that kind of shit

>>84321971
>3 years ago

what the fug

>>84316078
why don't you ask that to zod's snapped neck?

>>84315767
ALREADY BEEN HYPE

THE LAST APES HAD NO RIGHT BEING THAT GOOD

LETS SEE IF THEY CAN KEEP IT GOING