>I wanted $2000 for it, but left with $5, so I'm happy

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>>84315542
I caught an episode of this recently where some nerd was trying to sell an R2-D2 Pepsi can dispenser for $5,000 when it was barely worth $500. It was fucking funny.

Let me call up my friend who is an expert on shitty threads

>Expert values item at $1000

>Immediately ask for $5000 for it

>>84315542
I can only assume these people sell to these guys to settle gambling debts.

>call in expert
>"yeah that's worth $5000
>"okay I can only offer you $100"
>"what the fuck it's worth 5 grand
>"yeah but I have to turn a profit. I can go as high as $110 and that's it"
>"k you got a deal I guess"

If it were me I'd enjoy my free appraisal and tell those fags to fuck off and sell it myself.

>>84316391
>I'd enjoy my free appraisal
wouldn't you know it, it turns out that most of these shows are staged

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>episode takes place in England
>character gets subtitled

>>84316391
you sound like one of those idiots who gets themselves into that kind of trouble
open a store, then talk shit

>>84315623
Looks kinda cool

It would be more interesting if every negotiation wasn't exactly the same

>It's worth X so I want X
>X is full retail price, I have to pay less so I'll give you Y
>But it's worth X so I want X

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>that episode were they trick that nice old lady into selling her mint lotus elise for like 5 grand

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>>84315542
>DICK Owner

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>>84315662

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>>84319283
get fuckin shreked tumblr baby

lol ur so mad kid i bet u drink breadt milk fart commander

u like the smell of farts ;3

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>>84319330

>>84315623
>Pepsi Twist
Man they haven't made that in so long