/Rome General/ : Comfy Aventine Edition

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Shut up faggot

>>84311806
>it's a cuck episode

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>>84311826
King of the cucks

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>>84311826
>it's a Niobe episode

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>>84311870
>mfw I will never whip a Jew in Jerusalem

>>84311879
>live in 6 story apartment building with sewage and running water in 50BC
>doesnt have broomstick

Bullshit

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>>84311948
Or hang out with Biggus Dickus

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This is Octavia of the Julii. Her mother Atia was not the most pleasant of people. Say something nice, make her day.

>>84312120
>tfw we will never see Incontinentia Buttocks

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

>>84311770
GO BACK TO GAUL GINGER KNOB!

>>84312116
>implying Veronus forbid her to use a broomstick just to see her squats.

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>>84312212
>CONSUL

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>>84312239
mmmm....

>>84312218
I am as true as any roman! My wife's son was conceived and born right here in the Avantine.

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>>84312218
>*teleport in front of you*
>nothing personnel plebeian

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>>84312192
>be barely nobleman of the lowest rank
>pursue military career and manage to become a general
>win literally every opponent you face, from fierce Gaul tribes to Roman legions lead by generals like Marcus Fucking Antonius
>design aqueducts roads and temples all over the empire
>design and erect the fucking Pantheon in Rome, one of the most iconic buildings of all time
>champion of the people
>loyal to the very end, never make moves to grasp power despite you clearly could, because emperor is your bro
>run around provinces as a governor and fix all the shit the previous governors did, making amends with local pops
>all you ever asked was to marry your crush
>sry bro politics
>pic related is the face every sculptor depicted you with

Good guys always lose

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>>84312292
A true roman wife's son for true roman cuck

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BY ORDER OF GOOKMOOTUS, ALL BANEPOSTING SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE...MINIMUM!

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>one of my favorite tv series of all time
>it ended prematurely
>will never watch it again for the first time
>also eirene

>want to watch the series again but has to be special
>waiting for a gf/wife to share watching it with

God i'll never get to watch it again.............................

>>84312656

I recommend watching the Remastered Cleopatra film. It covers a lot of the same ground as Rome but from different perspectives. I really enjoyed it.

>>84312434
>cucked by shepherd
>best friend cucks the emperor
Pottery.

>>84312656
It ended just right.

>>84312656
>there was supposed to be a movie
>it's been in development hell since 2008

>>84312833
>It ended just right.
the second half of the second season was ungodly rushed
it's incredibly obvious the season was supposed to end with Brutus' death

shame really, a ton of interesting things happened IRL that had to be cut out of the series as a result

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>GRAIN?

>>84312833
>>84312840
>>84312882

Why did it end early?
Its unfortunate netflix didn't exist back then

so anyone know what the heck was the point of all those jewish scenes in season 2?
it feels like you could skip them all together and the rest of the story wouldn't be hurt in the slightest

>>84313117
OY VEY
*rubs hands connivingly*
YOU BE SAYING
*bullwhips Jesus*
OY GEVALT LIKE
*gets kicked out of 100 countries*
6 BARILLION JEWS DIED
*occupy arab lands*
THIS IS LIKE
*controls hollywood and all the banks
THIS HERE BE LIKE
*commits incest*
ANOTHER SHOA!
*genetically pass on holocaust trauma to children for eternal reparations*

>>84313087
apparently HBO did later regret cancelling the series
it definitely needed 4 seasons in total and even then certain things would have probably been cut

>>84312116
There are people in third world shitholes *still* using that type of sweeping method. I don't get it either.

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effay desu

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WE WUZ CHRISTIANS N SHIET

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>>84314233
>Phoenician colony
>Black

Does that mean Phoenicians wuz black too?

>>84314337
yes, and Scipio AFRICANus was also black

>>84314633
Are you messing with me or did this actually happen in the series?