Laura is the one edition >https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm

These threads are filled with negativity. Some of you sad people need to take up transcendental mediation and make your life better. Trust me.

People keep posting Neon Genesis Evangelion in these threads. Is it worth watching?

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What are these things in nuclear explosion videos?

guys i think i need a doctor, my erection has lasted longer than 4 hours. please advise.

I can't believe there's people honestly complaining about this episode.

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>booming kino

>>84305582
Lightning.

>>84305581
the creator admitted they used judeo-christian symbolism solely because it looked cool

that tells you all you need to know

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this made me laugh pretty hard

Rhonda best girl, and she would never cheaply copypaste images onto an orbs to explain something to the viewers but leave it to be implied by the rest of the story.

>>84305581
Yes.

>>84305544

Lmao the OP picture is so CRINGE!

>>84305581
if you're a gigantic faggot who enjocartoons

>>84305596
What is this? Is it CGI? How did Lynch create the inside of the explosion?

Spanish boy in the 50's is bob's host. That's what I think

I dn't get it. your all pretentious

>>84305582
Moe's tavern

>>84305615
wd

>>84305624
>What is this?
Half the season's budget

>>84305624
He built a really strong, high speed, camera and set off a nuke and put his camera into it.

I liked it

>>84305641
BUILD WALL

>>84305624
he made it with macromedia flash mx 2004

>>84305581
Yes, it is pure fucking kino. That being said you might enjoy it more if you watch some anime before watching it. Maybe watch a mecha anime too, it's not required but it will completely change how you experience it. Especially if you are used to the tropes from mecha anime. It's not required though by any means, you can watch it on it's own and still get a lot out of it.

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>original Twin Peaks subverts all expectations of what TV can or is supposed to
>some people love it, some people hate it and call it masturbatory garbage
>new Twin Peaks does the exact same thing and gets the exact same reactions
>"this isn't Twin Peaks!!"
>mfw

>>84305544
Everyone is Lynched

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>>84305624

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This is the Lauracle, Oracle of Mankind. Say something nice to her!

>>84305582
Missles, just in case the nuke wasn't enough.

>>84305581

It's not bad. It's kind of overhyped at this point, but it's actually worth watching the entire thing. I really enjoyed it but the first time I watched it I was a kid. So many things have imitated it that seeing it now its kind of watered down if you never saw it before.

>>84305616
>capitalizing the last word in a sentence like you're shouting
I want 2006-era Something Awful posters to leave.

So why is Laura this inherent good but not Teresa Banks?

>this is the closest David Lynch will come to making gay porn
Sad!

https://youtu.be/Vagl2g3BB7Q

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>>84305700
this, they never fucking learn

People need to fuckin chill.

It was just an hour of Lynch doing exposition in the way you would expect Lynch to exposition. It's not some huge cosmic puzzle to labor analyticaly over, but it's certainly not just a bunch of random image.

The only thing that really wasn't resolved was the stuff with the frog bug and the girl, witch they'll probably show later.

>>84305720
I LOOOOVE YOOOOOU JEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

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>>84305544
Ay caramba.

What is Hawk and his fishing lure earrings going to make of this?

>>84305581
It's a good watch if you like watching a creator's descent into depression. Or if you want to see a good animator's Ultraman/Devilman/Gundam/Getter Robo fanfiction told in a way that absolutely frustrates fans of those series.

>>84305750
SOUND

>>84305624

He asked the US government to do a nuclear test and then flew a camera-drone coated in lead into the explosion.

>>84305581
It's better than this fucking episode

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So this is the Experiment? Same thing that killed those teens in NY?

>>84305765
is Jeff Mangum the David Lynch of indie pop?

>>84305582
Chemtrails

>>84305720

Is she on a vision quest?

>>84305786
blame hiromoot for it having no sound

>>84305605
how is that different from Lynch using fucking CREAM CORN as some weird spirit food

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>>84305492
>Literally nothing in this episode was actually shocking or unsettling.
Yeah man, that masturbation scene 5 minutes into the film of a teenager masturbating over a comatose teenager was amazing artistry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXUvDJOdvzc
EVA was good overall but don't act as if it was completely groundbreaking beyond anime

actually cried, had my mouth agape, and screamed, and I didn´t do it to make a point to myself, theatrically, I did it because my body demanded it.

Does anyone have a webm of Evil Coop getting ripped apart by the lodge hobos?

>>84305544
It's not that Laura is the messiah or any crap like that she is just a really good soul made to counteract the evil soul that becomes bob. I don't think the giant knew this soul would become Laura just that it was a good soul and would help counter the dark soul. And it did happen because Laura changed Twin Peaks and affected almost everyone in Twin Peaks.

lOl that laura palmer's image inside that blob made me laugh my hat off

>>84305791
Yes, that's the mother.

>>84305700
I feel a new style of TV is being created right now. In a couple years, we are going to see more shows made in a manner that Season 3 has been made in. Normies hate it right now, but will love it in a couple years.

Is it normal to want to get into film making after watching enough of David Lynch's stuff? I know I could never be as good but I really want to make a film now. Even if its only a couple minuets.

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>>84305700

I liked the episode but I kinda preferred the Lodge Spirits not having an explanation.

>>84305805
upload somewhere else
any pomf

>>84305720
>Bobby, you killed Mike

What did she mean by that?

>>84305827
>I feel a new style of TV is being created right now.
like what out of curiosity? hit me with titles, i don't watch much TV

Fuck Twin Peaks and David's visual masturbation, new NAS is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD3QUaTymAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD3QUaTymAM

>>84305810
That scene is literally kino though.

>>84305574
I know you're right. Tell me where to begin.

>>84305833
We just know how they got to the US/Earth. We don't know what created them or anything like that.

>>84305582
The trails are deployed by several rockets that are shot up in the air before the nuke explodes so they can measure the speed of the explosion by observing when the trails move.

Recommend me more stuff like this episode, i already watched Evangelion.

>>84305895
Play Bloodborne.

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The entirety of season 2 was better than this shit, fuck you. At least then we actually focused on characters we cared about and James.

And that bug frog creature was fucking disgusting. It's clear Lynch has lost his goddamn mind. This episode had literally nothing to do with Twin Peaks. I don't need dumbass "lore" of why the Lodge spirits exist.

>>84305907

pottery

lmao what a hack

>>84305867
DUDE MAJOR KEY ALERT ANOTHER ONE LMAO

>>84305861
Twin Peaks: The Return.

Lynch is the one doing it.

So what's the deal with the hobo haunting Briggs body then?

>>84305867
kek, how do you go from illmatic to this shit

>>84305815
But Laura was a filthy whore. Wrapped in plastic, fish in the percolator. The midget was right.

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>hair almost constantly on end for the nuke scenes
>almost crying when Bob and Laura are created

>>84305756
>It's not some huge cosmic puzzle to labor analyticaly over

It really wasn't that complicated. It was much easier to decode that Inland Empire or even Muholland Drive. It was relatively straightforward.

PS 'analytically' has two L's.

>>84305927
Fuck off pleb if you dont get it its fine but dont ask stupid questions

>>84305918

LYNCHED

Not enough cherry pies and damn good cofee?

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The Experiment reminds me a lot of Drakengard's ending E With the whole white motherly figure secreting toxic shit that damages the world

>>84305936

lmao what a fag, typical lynchdickriding faggot

>>84305918
It's not about the lodge spirits, the point is they are lesser compared to the real threat of the Mother. She is going to be the new "Bob" in this season that's the fucking point. It's not a lore episode it is preparing you for the rest of the season.

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>>84305827
>we are going to see more shows made in a manner that Season 3 has been made in
LOL

>>84305922
ah misunderstood your initial post. i always hear "golden age" of TV but have yet to experience it myself.

This episode won't make much sense if you haven't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks and the way Jack Parsons ties into the Twin Peaks mythology.

>>84305963
>It's not a lore episode

It is.

>>84305934
She was tortured but ultimately good and her goodness effected everyone even Dale Cooper when he got to Twin Peaks was effected by her.

>>84305973
Lol! /tpg/ is dead

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>>84305961
THE SALT
H
E

S
A
L
T

Go back to /got/

>>84305895
read the illuminatus trilogy

>>84305973
>numbers matter to the people who get inspired and create film in the future

I want the normies to LEAVE

>>84305972

That's fucking great.

This whole episode was amazing.

>>84305983

This. I suggest everyone to buy or lease a book from the library and read it closely, with a cup of coffee next to you, I promise you a good ride!

>>84305983
Give me a quick rundown

>>84305988
In part but it isn't just answering where the spirits came from it is preparing for more.

>>84305605
the creator, when asked by a fifth grader what Evangelion meant, said he chose it because it sounded complicated.
Why people take this as an admission that it's meaningless is beyond me. Just want people to angrily respond I guess.

>laura actually has significance in the "cosmic" scale of things and isn't just a normal dumb blonde bitch

woooow way to ruin the whole thing lynch

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So now that we know Laura Palmer is the savior of mankind and the Earth, what did this dance represent? Ancient incantation for warding off evil?

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>>84305700
>>some people love it, some people hate it and call it masturbatory garbage
It was a huge, huge hit with normies and critics right off the bat. Stop rewriting history to excuse this shit.

>>84305983
>you won't understand this season unless you read a book that I never knew existed
Dropped this show so hard.

>>84305983
Fuck off fanfic EU apologist.

What didn't I get from this episode?

>>84305827
>Is it normal to want to get into film making after watching enough of David Lynch's stuff?
i feel the same way, this stuff is strangely inspiring

>>84305963
Why are you even responding to bait?

>>84305973
that doesn't really matter. showtime directly charges their customers directly. viewership statistics are for ad based channels.

>>84305949
Eat a dick you fucking worthless nigger.

>>84305983

All you needed to understand it was to have watched the original series and FWWM. That's it.

Reminder that the show doesn't reference things from the book. It's the other way around, the book references things from the show. Ignore Frost's shilling.

Giving Laura some kind of cosmic significance is something that really bother me about the new episode.

Her as a tragic wayward highschool seems more compelling than her as some divine agent

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>>84305811
Just a moment shard by a consenting adult on an Indonesian Batik Shadow Puppet forum.

>>84305827
>>84306040
Most of this season looks like it was done by amateur "filmmakers".

>>84305792
He wants to drink Anne Frank's bath water
So yes

>>84305895
2001 space odissey

>>84306034
Obviously I'm talking about all the lodge stuff, which is 90% the reason why people remember the show. Tons of people hated that shit, just look at the numbers drop between seasons 1 and 2.

>>84305605
Except that's wrong. Like this anon said
>>84306020
Just because he said something to a fifth grader doesn't mean shit. The title of the show basically means Gospel of a New Beginning or new world, which describes the show perfectly in my opinion.

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Describe The Return with a /tv/ meme.

>>84306107
>this makes no sense
>for you

>>84306047
>Season 4 confirmed
>Lynch is only executive producer
>Fans get the return of a Twin Peaks they deserve
Can't wait.

>>84306078
i love s3, but yeah, actually getting deep into the mythos of all this seems to be beside the point

>>84305983
how many shekels do you make per copy sold, mark?

>>84305867
LITTY

>>84306036
All the Thelemic symbolism and undertones that Mark Frost crammed into this episode, for one thing.

He's kind of going overboard with it, but it's a real treat if you know about Thelema.

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>>84306107

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>>84306107

>>84305895
Serial Experiments Lain
Also >>84305915

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d3_1498394530

wow bob wow

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>>84306107

>>84306078
Yeah, I liked the episode as a whole but I'm not too big a fan of that either.

https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6jiaxs/s3e8_postepisode_discussion_part_8/?sort=controversial

plebbit BTFO

This was like the surrealist version of The Test Dream and probably the best sustained hour of television since then.

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>>84306129
YASS!
WE WANT MORE DOUGIE!!

>>84306010
yup

>>84306199
I love this episode even more now.

>>84306078
It's not that significant, for all we know this is a regular thing the giant does, create good souls to counter the evil souls that are created. Laura was just another good soul I think but even if she is an abnormally good soul it doesn't mean she is some kind of messiah.

>>84306199
DONT EVEN FUCKING LINK TO REDDIT WHY ARE YOU READING REDDIT YOU FUCKING PEDOFILE

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Got a light?

Got a light?

Got a light?

>>84305624
He opened up Windows Media Player and used FRAPS to record the stock visualization effect for Green Onions.

>>84306199
So it's official.
This is a classic episode now.

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where were you when Twin Peaks became Lynch/Frost's version of LOST?

>>84306172
Lynch loves duality though. Making a drug-addled blonde the metaphysical counterpart to a literal demon works perfectly with that.

>>84305616
It's a screencap from the episode. How is that "CRINGE?"

>>84306127
desu, as good as this season has been with just lynch and frost at the helm, i'd love for this to happen if everyone can agree on making another one. having a variety of writers and directors was a real strength of the first two seasons that could always be brought back if lynch agreed to it... hope they can make something happen

>>84306103
The numbers dropped because there was too much soap opera and not enough mystery stuff.

Normies HATED the James subplot.

>>84306199

Reddit was spot on. I don't even read these lynch dick riders here, they're just contrarians.

>>84305684
M E M E S

>>84306208
that's not what i meant. this was still the best episode, but it cheapens a lot of the characters if they are explicitly shown as basically playthings for extradimensional beings playing 6D chess

they should just be alluded to, or shown briefly

>>84306199
Didn't even need to open to know they would hate anything that isn't straightforward and uncreative.

>>84305786
>>84305835

Nuke with sound

https://my.mixtape.moe/hmycjb.webm

>>84305895
Carnevale played with a lot of this stuff. They even let the salty dwarf come along.

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>>84306107

>>84306199
>sort=controversial

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>watching the new episode
>while the colorful explosions are happening my puppy gets freaked out and starts whining at the tv
>later on when the giant and lady hear the alarm my pit bull freaks the fuck out and barks at the tv like it's going to kill us
>I have to literally get on the floor and tackle my dog so it doesn't attack my tv
2spooky5me

>>84305887
This. It's just to help visualize the shock front after it's no longer capable of making the air luminescent.

>>84305886
what even is that explanation?
the nuke brought the lodge hobos and tall man sent himself to earth to shoo them? do i need to rewatch?

>>84306289
My cat got freaked out a couple times during this episode too

>>84306286
>>84306199
Sad.

Keywords like horse and well give me inland empire vibes, anyone else?

>>84306107
What did he mean by this: the show

>>84305972
God lives on Kamino after the grape kool aid incident

Guys I don't think this show is very good and David Lynch might possibly be a hack.

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>>84306199

>>84305648

OH DEAR GOD NO

Could you imagine if this episode were the season finale and then Lynch rode off into the sunset?

The immense butthurt would fuel me for years.

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>>84306199
>Very excited to rewatch all of this season again when it ends but I will certainly be skipping this episode. If it was sped up or something I probably would be fine with it but it already tested me with that Nine Inch Nails scene which I'm sorry but that was pointless. If it was interspersed with a scene in the roadhouse then fine but it wasn't so I don't care at all. Honestly even when people have been tested by this season it hasn't bothered me I have enjoyed every moment of this strange and beautiful ride but this was the first time where I felt like Lynch was taking a shit on the audience.

Why are people always jumping to the conclusion david lynch has to be laughing at them, are they that self centered?

>>84305544
I would name my bowling ball Laura

>>84306289
My dog got scared at the nuke explosions and started growling out the window because he thought it was coming from outside.

>>84306256
Wasn't that already represented with the duality of her character as "happy highschooler who volunteers, is homecoming queen, and is well loved" / "drug addicted rape victim who prostitutes herself for drugs and money"?

>>84306330
>literally muh coffee and pie

how boring

>>84306329

You sir are right.

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>>84306314

Watch show.

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>>84306255
in the metaphorical woods of life and stoned out of my gourd

>>84306330
>giant fan of the original run

"Giant fan of the original run" who hasn't seen anything else by Lynch.

>>84306329
I think you are objectively wrong.

>Were gonna be talking about this episode for 2 weeks
Oh my fuck...

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>>84306271

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>>84306107
>1945 flashback

>>84306358
>are they that self centered?
Yes, reddit karma will do that to you.

>>84306360
>he thought it was coming from outside

it was

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Heh, tricked ya, fucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gfb9hZrxS8

>supporting american terrorist invasion on middle east

>>84306274
It's honestly baffling that anyone wouldn't like this episode. Just from a purely artistic level it's phenomenal throughout.

>>84306405
is Ray, dare i say, /ourguy/?

>>84306352
I would love that if Lynch actually put effort into ALL of the visuals and not just some of them.

>that convenience store sequence where it's just a bunch of hobos awkwardly walking in circles
Literally the only interesting things about that scene were the RR lightbulb and the stacked cans of creamed corn in the window. It was almost nothing but dead air.

>99% of the original Twin Peaks is a soap opera/murder mystery
>1% weird lodge shit
>Most of the new episode was incomprehensible bullshit
>WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? COFFEE AND PIE? LYNCHED!

>>84306405
ahahaha
R

A

Y

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>>84306199
>that long post where the redditor claims we learned a bunch of stuff when almost none of it can actually be confirmed from this episode

>>84305610

Based Rhonda poster telling it like it is.

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>mfw normies want less dougie and they get it

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Setting aside the concept of Twin Peaks and the episode's bearing on the series, am I the only one who thinks this is one of the most cinematic / art house episodes of television in years?

The sound design, the cinematography, the imagery, how it communicated all of the themes and ideas of the episode, everything. I'm not sure if I'm a fan of some of the plot implications (Laura is a supernatural spawn to fight off evil spirits? BOB has a physical form? Was NIN necessary?), but goddamn I felt like I was watching a piece of cinema.

>>84306384
>having to watch anything by Lynch to like the original Twin Peaks

>>84305610

Based Rhonda poster

>>84306384
I like every episode of The Return so far, but how is this an argument? You can be a huge fan of something without liking anything else that creator has done.

>>84306420
people don't like art anymore. they need things to make sense on a literal level so its unnecessary to give any thought, and they can move on to the next piece of media to consume and post/tweet/blog about

>>84305918
>James

probably the least-developed TP character

could have at least said audrey you fucking plebeian

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>>84306107

>>84306457
It was more interesting than the Dougie shit, that's for sure.

>>84306405
Boop literally checked his gun before he left the car. This is bullshit!

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>>84306468

>>84306457
Yes. More Tarr than Tarkovsky though.

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Watching Dougiecoop doing this shit on his desk is kino you plebs. Not explosions and funny creatures.

>>84305895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8r9t135_xY

I thought Laura's origin was when Leland put his penis in Sarah and ejaculated?

>>84306103
Season two tanked because they revealed the killer (under pressure from the studio, Lynch intended to leave it unresolved), the James subplot, and because Audrey and Cooper each went for someone else (at the insistence of McLaughlin).

The main hook was the question of who killed Laura, and the other problems removed much of any emotional investment anyone had with the characters and their interactions/relationships.

>>84306458
That's not what I implied. Disregarding the episode because of it not being a soap opera shits on the rest of Lynch's works and style though.

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>>84306491
dugpa magic

>>84306457

It is a landmark episode for television.

>>84306491
>firing pins

Nuclear weapons work by fission.
The building blocks of life being torn apart. It releases tremendous energy.
This happens for the first time, and then mother nature is sick and vomits up a lot of badness into the world.
Before/during this happening there is no second floor at the convenience store. The soot covered men seem to move around randomly, without purpose.


The giant is a kind of butler for the fat woman (was expecting her to sing in the opera theater desu), he created something, a soul, and she sent it down to earth. That place, then, was a lighthouse in a sea of chaos. Downstairs they could hear things. Upstairs see things. Now there is only a downstairs and the (different) woman was blind.

Now, I'm wondering if that egg was the soul. (man gives sperm/soulstuff to woman, she births it into the world). it hatches into a NEW form of life. Which then inhabits the girl while the other stuff happens.

I'm also getting a kind of horsemen of the apocalypse vibe as well.

Is this the right kind of lens to be looking at this through? Anything I thought of have merit?

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Are we all agreed that the creature that went into the girl's mouth was either Bob or some other evil spirit?
If you notice in the shots of "The Experiment" releasing the column of fluid, within it are loads of eggs similar to the one that hatches. I'm inclined to say that the creature isn't Bob due to Bob seeming to be separate from the rest and not containing an egg

>>84306521
It's just lynch dabbling in eastern mystic bullshit. I wouldn't expect an actual explanation.

>>84306521
It's not really laura it is a ball of good that finds it's way into laura just like bob found it's way into leland.

Ive been a fan of the new season but this episode went too far. I wanted to see Coop doing office stuff

>>84306401
Underrated movie

>>84306523
And? That person claimed to be a fan of Twin Peaks S1-2, not a fan of David Lynch.

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>>84306199
normies have such a strange relationship to art. this weird solipsistic inability to believe anyone appreciates something they do not, and a sense that the artwork "owes" them something. how many of those people even spent a dime to watch the new series? people are so insecure it seems they aren't comfortable with anything they don't immediately understand, they have to condemn it and assert there's nothing there to enjoy.

>>84306519
SO DEEP

>>84306457

Nah, Winamp visuals & black/white isn't cinema.

Big nod to Kubrick tonight, among others

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>>84306199
>getting mad over a tv show

holy kek it's just make-believe

>>84306548
Laura wasn't that good though.

>>84306532
Is it a landmark episode for television when only 80,000 people watched?

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>every single lynch movie of the past 20 years abruptly and completely transforms into something else at the mid-way point
>mid-way point of twin peaks reached
>transformation happens as expected
>normies have a meltdown

>>84306543
everything you think has merit

>>84306544
right bob was in an orb like laura

>>84306569
Your waifu Asuka is not real either.

>>84306581

Not everyone who watches twin peaks cares about his dumbass movies.

>>84306554
Then that makes him a Mark Frost loving pleb.

>>84306570
She was just tortured by bob but otherwise was good. It's why her death effected so many people.

>>84306555
As a painter, this might be the best thing I've ever seen on television visually. Also nice trips.

>>84306457
Definitely. As much as I've enjoyed the new series, I get a lot of AMCesque vibes in how modern television has changed Season 3. Part 8 felt like it's totally own piece of TV, like that kind of stuff was at some point.

I can see why a lot of people are upset we didn't get much plot development and how this information was conveyed over an hour, but I think if you let go of your expectations a bit, it's really unique

>>84306601
and this is why nobody takes your opinion seriously.

>>84306557

Literally this.

>>84306556
It's abstract there is no meaning

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>>84305609
lol wtf

>>84306581
>transformation
Not really, this has just revealed more backstory, not entirely transformed the show

>>84306638

Nobody takes you, lynch dick riders, seriously but yet we're replying to you.

Someone needs to make a Lynched collage from all those salty reddit posts someone linked.

>>84306289
same

I think the surreal abstract shit would've been better if it hadn't tanked the video compression on the torrent I downloaded.

>>84305587

Yeah the ones who are a little insecure because they couldn't follow it.

>>84306572
Why are numbers the only metric to determining quality? This is the part where capitalism fails when it comes to art. Also, those numbers mean fuck all, if true. Half of young Los Angeles is still at work.

>>84306668

This!! Lynchfags will literally defend anything he makes.

>>84305895
Korkarlen
the ending of 2001: a space odyssey

Gees do you guys even like David Lynch? I feel like there aren't many Lynch fans in the Twin Peaks fan base.

This right here is the Midichlorians/Engineers moment of Lynch's career.

He revisited an acclaimed past work only to give us a bizarre and unnecessary explanation to something that was better left as a mystery.

BOB being a spooky spirit that looks like a hard rock trucker of some sort operating in a small town is far more interesting than this late 90s point-and-click windows media FMV adventure we're getting as a backstory.

I don't mind the artistic aspect of it whatsoever, I just wish this new Lynch kino we're getting wasn't associated with Twin Peaks.

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>>84306581
>>84306581
>when The Straight Story becomes a cosmic horror in the second hour
never was i ever so lynched

I wonder how the critics are gonna respond to this one... woudn't surprise me if it was negatively

What a season of television

>>84306691

If numbers don't matter, why is David Lynch rich?

>>84306508
>buttholes offend my boomer parents so they aren't art

I'm honestly glad we're getting anti-nuclear messages on modern TV. It may seem dated in 2017, but there's a dated mind leading the free world in 2017.

>>84306572

When it influences almost every future ambitious television series to come, then yes.

>>84306508

Are they watching Twin Peaks: The return cuz it certainly looks like it!

>>84306746
you're right
FUCK BLUMPGHF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>84306708

We only like memes, anon.

>>84306715
>The Elephant Man twists suddenly into an utterly charming and playful romantic comedy where Merrick GETS THE GIRL.

Tears of joy, I tell you

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>>84306598
and I don't get mad at her either

>>84305833

There is no explanation. Only interactions between their world and ours.

>>84306709
>explanation
lol no. At most we just learned Laura was a good spirit and then got a bunch of the same vague mysticism shit Lynch has done since Eraserhead.

>All of this shitposting
>No discussion over what the fuck just happened
/tv/ ladies and gents

>>84306764

Yes, that was the reference. This series will be easily forgotten and it will be a school's example of what you shouldn't be directing.

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>>84306511

>>84306468
Yeah I'm sure the average person who lived before social media would appreciate the latest episode. Fuck off with your wrong generation bullshit.

>>84306792

We literally saw how and why BOB was created.

>>84306543
Also, this episode has made me want to watch his other works,

I stopped and started this episode a bit, because I'm one of those ADHD retards you talk about, but it felt really special and cool (for lack of better words). I've never seen anything quite like it before. I understand some of the angst people have, but I think I can see some of the strings on the puppets and the surrealist manner that this episode let us see them was quite extraordinary.

>>84306799
This place is only capable of posting in memes. Why anyone still comes here is beyond comprehension.

>normies didnt want dougiekino
>normies got explosions and weird horror zombies

fucking normies reeeeee they always win

>>84306764
>>84306801
>>84306508
>replying to yourself

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MARK, ALL THIS PLOT DEVELOPMENT IS MAKING MY ARTHRITIS ACT UP. I NEED A BREAK FROM TWIN PEAKS MARK.

>>84306799
This is like the fifth thread. All earnest discussion has mostly already happened. It'll be back tomorrow.

>>84306492
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

>>84306803
>you now realize that stan brakhage inspired both david lynch and the guys who made the Marvel studios logo

>>84306849
I See (You)

>>84306691
Also, the Criterion Collection is pretty much proof that many great films aren't known about or even revered by the majority of the population.

>>84306799
Then go ahead. Noone is stopping you.

I can't even imagine IRL personally conversing on a day to day basis with people who say "lmao pretentious 2deep bullshit" rather than actually discussing an ambitious attempt at art.

>>84305609
why do you think lynch has these intentionally bad effects when the rest of this episode looked great?

>>84306858

Fuck you, you casualfags, we post Dougie here and discuss him.

>>84306709
You clearly didn't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks. It was always meant to go this way.

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who here called his show being dead after episode 4?

>tfw love dougie
>tfw love typical lynch
>tfw love twin peaks (2017)tm

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>>84306746
I also like that Hawk is getting some solid screen time and leading the action. He was just the yellow sidekick in the original.

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>watching episode
>"oh man the internet is gonna be an absolute shitstorm after this"
>check /tv/
>left in the dust by basic symbolism

See you next week faggots.

Now this is what I was expecting from the new season. I don't like that this is how we left off right before a two week break but I liked it nonetheless.

So people are saying Cooper was born in 1956 so you think the boy and girl were his parents? And I guess the bug thing was the orb that was let into 1956 and crawled inside the girl. And it had Laura's soul in it. So Cooper and Laura were linked basically since Cooper's birth.

>>84306570
Laura was good until the brutality of life and the malicious attention of Bob worked to corrupt her, but she was never fully corrupted.

I love Dougiecoop with all my heart and I love this new episode, am I retarded?

>>84306900
aha now that is has clearly gone this way I can safely say it was was always going to go this way to appear smart to strangers on the internet

>>84306871
They're revered by the people with worthwhile opinions. The population would rather go see the latest CGI shitfest capemovie in theaters that will be long forgotten.

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>>84306917
>See you next week faggots.

have fun being alone retard

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>>84306709
>late 90s point-and-click windows media FMV adventure
fucking kek'd
too accurate

>>84306555
checked. and yeah talked with my archetypical Redditor friend IRL recently - he's a programmer into GOT and other slightly 'nerdy' shows.

I get the sense he's mostly concerned with all the plotlines making sense and tying together correctly / satisfactorily.

>>84306803
Lynch hates Brakhage though. They were competing for grant money in the 70s

>>84306893
I got you pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2JrgmwWAF0

>>84306929
>Laura was good until

Yes, because she was a fuckin child and she entered adultery with her own will.

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>>84306917
>gets this far without being Lynched by the show
>see you next week faggots

LYNCHED
Y
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C
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D

>>84306966
>plotlines making sense and tying together correctly / satisfactorily.

but this season 3 is doing that too

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holy shit this season in 4:16

>>84306330
do you think this is an adult woman? redditor bugman?

>>84305693
kek that takes me back

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>>84306900
>literally the same EU arguments as SW prequel apologists
Twin Peaks is fucking dead lmao

During the weird dancing around EvilCoop scene, my 3D TV told me there was 3D content.

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>>84306266
fucking james. don't remind me. guess I'm just too normie to appreciate the pouty biker archetype
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOmO9mqogg

>>84306970
that ending
KEK

Why was Bob created

My sole complaint this episode was the NIN bit went on slightly too long for my liking, but then I don't care much about the band.

Everything else, best episode of TV I've seen in years, possibly ever.

>>84306709
And so the cycle repeats itself once more, like the original viewers of twin peaks who derided it, here we are once more. Or perhaps those who mocked the end of evangelion and send death threats to the creator, only to fall into the exact same trap twenty years later.

people never become enlightened from their experiences, do they?

well, I do

so what the fuck did I just watch?
who is the thing vomiting shit in space

>>84305544
should i read what happens in the new season since lynch likes to drag things out or should i wait till it's on netflix?

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>normie fans

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>>84307024
forgot the fucking link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44

>>84307052
>explanations

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>>84307052
Because the Black Lodge is actually hell.

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>paying for Showtime subscription through Amazon
>can only stream, no downloads, and it's all in 480p
Why is this even fucking legal? I could get better quality fucking pirating it.

>>84307071
bump.

>This is the last episode before the two weeks break, this is it Dougie will become Coop for sure!
Face it, he'll never come back

Fellows, not one of you is wrong! Listen to this interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luB1IGrS89g
And pay attention to Sally story, I explained it all you need to know!

>>84307095
>falling for the "legal streaming" meme
>ever
Kill yourself, dude. Watching this episode in 480p with compression artifacts out the ass sounds like the worst thing ever.

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>>84307115
L Y N C H E D

If the Giant created Laura to counteract Bob's presence - does her fate mean she completely failed since Bob is still terrorizing the world while she's dead/trapped in the Lodge?

Episode 8 is 'Alien: Covenant' and 'Prometheus' for artfags. Still, not bad. Not bad. But no one can argue that it's not. Lynch had no idea where this was headed after S2, he's basically JJ on the DL. So why am I literally shaking for e09?

>>84307095
Lynch would want you to download it in higher res

>>84305700
Twin Peaks OG was a parody of soap operas with a paranomal twist. The Return is Lynch masturbating to his special effects.

>>84307072
>implying dougie eating pie out of windom earle's ass wouldn't be kino

>>84307120

Fuckin' this!

>>84307042
No matter how many times I hear this I will never not laugh the second he starts singing.

>>84305867
Terrible
Lynch would not bump this shit

>>84307145
yes and?

Why is Lynch DOING THIIIIISSSS. I WATCHED TWIN PEAKS A COUPLE YEARS AGO HEARING HOW GOOD IT WAS AFTER THE NEW SEASON WAS ANNOUNCED AND I FUCKING LOVED IT IT WAS SO INNOCENT AND COMFY WITH ONLY A LITTLE WEIRD STUFF BUT THIS NEW SEASON DOES NOT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE COOPER ESCAPE THE LODGE AND GET BACK WITH ANNIE I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THESE EPISODES IN DREAD EACH WEEK HOPING THE OLD SPIRIT OF TWIN PEAKS RETURN BUT AFTER THIS HOUR OF CONFUSING POINTLESS NONSENSE I AM DONE ALL I WANTED WAS COOPER IN TWIN PEAKS DRINKING DAMN FINE COFFEE LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS FUCK YOU DAVID LYNCH AND FUCK YOU MARK FROST

>>84307115
This. Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that this track called Boogie Nights from Heatwave ends the series. It confirms that Agent Cooper will boogie for the rest of his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7g6_n7AW8g

>>84307140
Fucking neck yourself.

>you will never be a frog/insect hybrid crawling into the mouth of a young hershlag
why even live bros ;_;

>>84307175
You really should have watched Lynch's movies. Especially Inland Empire.

>>84306027
I think we can assume that every character has cosmic significance

>>84307191

Inland-Leland

land

>>84307145
It wasn't a parody.

>>84305544

>1-1-9

Reminder: Lynch is an admitted 9/11 truther: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ0pOIZpFlc

Explains the atom bomb kino.

>>84307052
lots of energy released and entirely focused on destruction

Lynch is a meditafag

>>84307088
>trinity test created rift to evil spirit land
>BOB is a particularly evil spirit who was released into the world in the 1950s as a frogsquito
>Laura is The Chosen One angel created by the Giant to fight BOB and bring light to the world
>The Giant is a benevolent god-like being who lives in the white lodge
This episode was full of explanations. Are you daft?

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>>84305544
I have a few questions.

1. Some are saying we witnessed the creation the Black Lodge in the 1950's or whatever. However, according to the show, Native Americans had known of the existence of the two lodges long before that.

Were we witnessing not the creation of the Black Lodge but its breach into this world?

2. What was with the Laura ball?

3. How did that one dude get another gun when he was with Evil Coop?

>>84307191

I COULDNT MAKE IT PAST TEN MINUTES WITH THEM MAKING SARAH PALMER ACT LIKE A NUTCASE AND SAY WEIRD SHIT

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>>84307137
THANKS COOPER

>>84307211
>trinity test created rift to evil spirit land

No rift, the whole egg-spitting woman is a spiritual representation of the bomb, bomb's energy release was like a super meditation focused on evil

>>84307242
For the 1000000000000000^10th time.
The lodges and their inhabitants do not exist in time.

>>84306819
BOB wasn't created at that moment. The formless woman who is the creation of darkness simply expelled him in a vomiting fit of garmonbozia. He always existed. The nuclear weapon just dedicated the great evil of man into a tangible form which gave him the symbolic power to begin entering our world as he must've done in aeons passed being an embodiment of evil from the darkness. The lodge was part of old native american folklore, so no, BOB was only released by the act, thinning the permeable layer between this world and the other. Everything is metaphor, and this one isn't anything to take literally. It is fucking spirits, immortal and ancient.

>>84307089
Season two already hinted that BOB is the evil in every man; he is the potential for evil given agency to corrupt and drive people to become their cruelest and most vile form. Black lodge is not "hell" except in some Buddhist sense of being punished by your own karma. It exists because people are evil and do evil against their better natures. "Hell" is something we make.

>>84307137
I think the mystery Laura creates is meant to bring Cooper to defeat BOB. I think Laura in the red room is the mystery of herself, more so than the person she embodied in others (they assume she was good, but she was actually a terrible, troubled person) opinions. Her mystery brings Cooper, makes him follow the path destiny has crafted for him. The entire story is a mixture of abstract heroic epic and the melodrama and mundane absurdity of real, everyday life. In this way, hell is meaningless: life is already hell and heaven in Lynchland.

>>84307137
Actually Laura's Death made everybody in her town get their shit together

>>84307242
>3. How did that one dude get another gun when he was with Evil Coop?
Guessing he had his own deal with the Warden.

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Grant Morrison lawsuite when

Lol. The bug-hamster crawling into the girl's mouth was ripped off from Jason Goes to Hell. I guess if JGtH was in blacknwhite, it'd get daily threads psychoanalying every scene. I'm glad David Foster Wallace died so he can't write bout this show anymore

>>84307242
>What was with the Laura ball?
Either the giant created Laura using his own essence or he sent her pre-existing essence to earth.

>How did that one dude get another gun when he was with Evil Coop?
It was in his pocket the whole time?