Legitimately the worst movie I have ever seen

>>84303488
You haven't watched a whole lot of movies.

>>84303506
can you name a worse movie? or did you just not see this hunk of trash

>And this is coming from someone who likes this series.
Well, I have some bad news for you...

>>84303488
Nice bait

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>>84303488
>watching manchildren flicks

86>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1>5>3>2>4

>>84303488
So T1 is a 10/10 a perfect movie?
And then T2 the worst transformers film I've seen is 6/10.
T3 and T4 felt like basicly the same movie to me yet there's a six point difference?
I think the problem is you. All these films are the same shit over and over. I don't see how you can really have such radically different ratings.

>At least the new girl was hot
I think I might know the problem...

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>>84303681
this thread is now about the classic movie

>>84303681
Nah Tf1 is better than the 86 movie

>>84303681
1 is better than 86. ultra magnus is a fucking geek. i know 86 only gets brownie points from you cause of nostalgia

>>84303801
Bullshit the original is absolute kino.
Tf1 is barely better than the other heaps of garbage.

>>84303888
You are blinded by nostalgia my friend

>>84303964
There is nothing in Tf1 that's as great as the opening of the 86 film.
Also it's actually about Transformers and not just about some goofy kid and some girl with tits.

post the hot bitch then

I was on /tv/ 10 years ago and megan fox on bike was posted, how come I cant see the new girl anywhere?

>>84303695
>At least the new girl was hot
>I think I might know the problem...
/tv/ has ruined you

>>84303488
That's not the mummy

>>84303840
>i know 86 only gets brownie points from you cause of nostalgia
Not that guy, but I find it more compelling overall despite the weird ways it dispatches old characters and introduces new ones.

>>84303488
>Transformers 2
>6/10
That shit is a -10/10

So what happened to the galvatron body? That one seemed OP but then he got an older weaker one

>>84303488
DUDE BAY IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER LMAO


Fuck outta here Bay is great so sick of you nerds hating on him because it's trendy now.

>>84303488
I feel your pain OP. I'm also a fan of the franchise, but would put 3 above 1.

But anyways, part 5 . . . what a fucking mess. They need to reboot it now.

>>84304370

DUDE BAY IS THE BEST DIRECTOR LMAO

Fuck outta here Bay is garbage so sick of you nerds loving him because it's contrarian now.

>>84303840
>i know 86 only gets brownie points from you cause of nostalgia
I didn't even get into Transformers until Beast Wars, and hadn't watched the original movie until recently. I still think it's better than the Michael Bay movies.

So is it actually bad or is it just more of the same like all the others have been.

>>84305223
Better than 4. No worse than 2.

>>84304111
>girl with tits

didnt know aliens posted here

>the first one was good

What meme is this? The first one was dogshit as well. The autobots have 5 minutes of screen time in that one.

>>84304589
You're not as clever as you think you are. Get the hell off of my board before I bring my followers into this.

Is it the kind of bad movie you have to watch because of how bad it is?

>>84303488

Didn't they finally fulfill the fan's requests and just made the last hour all about the Transformers?

>>84305223
The best one yet. You just have to remember that each film is a reboot and a sequel like Trek'09. So don't bother trying to make sense of the mythology of the universe.

>>84305433
No it's a movie you have to watch because of how amazing the action is handled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2THVvshvq0Q

The movie was pretty good. Though I guess we get to wait why shit went down until 2019, for transformers 7, since bumblebee's movie is happening in 2018 and is set in an earlier time period than the time period the movies are currently set in.

You're high off your own supply if you think this wasn't better than the last one or Dark of the Moon

I like the first one but I have the unpopular opinion that the second one was really not that bad and was overblown because of the dumb robot heaven shenanigans

Dark of the Moon was fucking incredible. I don't get how they fucked up the next two movies after they pretty much got the formula for the transformer sequel movie.

It was Robotkino

All hail megatron, herpes of the transformers universe, banned from ever being dead permanently!

>>84303488
Is Bumblebee holding the forge of Solus Prime? If so why?

>>84305917
>after they pretty much got the formula for the transformer sequel movie.

They're all the same exact movie, from first to last.

>>84306116
It's just his hammer

>>84303488
>Transformers 1 10/10
>Transformers 2 6/10
>Transformers 3 8/10

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>>84303488
>Transformers 2 6/10
Does anyone with a triple digit iq enjoy that movie? Bay has made some movies I've enjoyed quite a bit, but that is without question the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. I felt like I had been physically assaulted it was so terrible

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>>84303488
>Transformers 1 10/10

>>84306116
>he knows what stuff is


Ahahahahahahahahahsjshsjshahsjafsshgdjg

>>84306451
>>84306455
>blowing things out proportion.

the jews did this.

>>84303553
The Underground Comedy Movie
Alien: Covenant
Get Rich or Die Trying
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Stuck on You
Jack and Jill
The Heartbreak Kid
Any Melissa McCarthy movie
Any medium budget film starring Owen Wilson, Zach Galafinakas, Kristen Wiig, or John Hamm making fun of how stupid working class people
Any Kevin Hart movie

>>84306644
Is alien covenant that bad?

>>84303488
Transformers 5 is a turn off your brain FUN movie! It's your own fault for wanting something else!

>>84303553
I've seen pretty much every horror movie Netflix ever streamed, so yes, I've seen worse movies.

I've seen the absolute worst.

>>84305223

Honestly, I found it the most enjoyable of them so far.

I wouldn't call it a good movie but the fights were visible and I could almost always tell whom was whom, there were very few toilet humour jokes and I actually cared about the new human guy.

>>84305223
Anthony Hopkins is pretty funny.

Worth watching for the music and scenery porn. But yes the climax was weak and Optimus was too absent from the story.

T1 - 8/10
T2 - 7/10
T3 - 5/10
T4 - 2/10
T5 - 9/10

>>84306912
Yes, it is...and I loved Prometheus. Covenant is a barely coherent utter mess that just seems to be a way to launch a few careers. It should have been called 'Alien: Nepotism"

I hate how they ruined my favorite character, he was such a badass in the first one, why did they have turn him into a fucking retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6N8ETZRV0I

>>84305223
it's no worse than the previous ones but there's some real shit pacing and plot flow problems.

>>84307091
>I actually cared about the new human guy.
which one?

>90% of the 14 year old girl's scenes are of her running towards or away from the camera in slow motion, emphasizing her sexy bits
>Anthony Hopkins calls Bay a genius
>insert webm of Anthony claiming his cunnyfu

>>84307513

The one played by Anthony Hopkins.

>>84305413
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>>84303488
>T3 8/10
The fuck is wrong with you

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>>84307402
Heheheh

>>84303488
I swear to god I have been browsing /tv/ DAILY for the last 4.5 years and I have never - i repeat NEVER - seen a poster with worse fucking opinions than you

jesus CHRIST on the goddamn cross. fuck, dude.

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I fucking loved it, it's a much, much better braindead summer flick than Memers of the Memeaxy, The Mommy or KillPalestine Woman. And this is coming from someone who loathed Age of Extinction AND Dark of the Moon.

Btw anyone saying
>The plot was confusing
>The story made no sense
>The events were incoherent

Or anything to that effect, is a blathering retard.

'Transformers 5' Opens with Franchise Low as 'Wonder Woman' Surpasses 'Batman v Superman' Domestically

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4301

even audiences agree it is pure dogshit and refuse to see it a second time

WHERE THE FUCK IS UNICRON?!

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>>84303840
I really don't think so The G1 cartoon wasn't really a big part of my childhood and I honestly could not remember the movie at all until a few years ago expecting it to be just corny as fuck, but I was honestly very impressed by just how cool it actually is. More importantly, unlike the bay films - it's never for an instant boring or confusing.

It's got an amazing soundtrack and voicework, some really unique and even weird visuals...a strange mix of wholesome fun and violence.

there really is nothing quite like it.