Pitch a movie/TV show featuring these two.

>6' and 5'11.5

>me on the left

baby legs and regular legs

>>84301729
>tfw want to get ravaged by the guy cop on the left
>tfw gay man

>>84301729
Would she even survive having sex with him? Like splitting a log with a sausage desu senpai.

>>84301869
like actually ravaged? as in have the shit beat out of you?

>>84301894
He's probably still only like 6".

>>84301869
Even on anonymous image boards faggots have to let everyone know that theyre gay

>>84301729

>these people are part of the same species

>>84301924
they have the minds of women

>>84301783
kek tips fedora to you fine gentelman

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>>84301729

Already done

>>84301899
No, just rough sex.

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this?

Some one put RDJ on the girls face

>>84301729
She'd be tossed in the air like a horseshoe, if she ever got into a confrontation. I hope she's just a parking cop or an office worker.

>>84301924
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

>>84302119
Dammit, I told you, no more embargos

>>84301729
An adaptation of this comic

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>Chestlet.

No thanks.

You're a man of significant size.

>>84301869
This.

>>84303109
>literal cow
gross tbqh

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>>84302994
Shit, forgot pic

>>84302981
Dunno what u mean by this because it is irrelevant to what i posted

>>84302934
It's queensland, she will never get into a "confrontation". Regardless, people don't avoid altercations with police because they think they can outmuscle the officer in question you fucking idiot

>>84303373
That's because you're stupid. You only consider evidence that supports your belief, and ignore the gay posters who don't "have to let everyone know that they're gay."

>>84301729
I can't help but think of a cop on cop porn, and from the looks of things there'd be some ripping and tearing, is there something wrong with me?

>>84303464
Yes because just today i have seen 8 off topic posts of anonymous people telling everyone in the thread that they are gay
For literally no reason oher than to act like faggots

I do consider outside evidence but you dont care because you love faggots because you can identify with them

>>84301869
>Imaging he's a power bottom.

>>84303388
I can hear your screeching. You sound like you're about to tear up. Do you want to talk about it, sweetheart?

>>84303567
Almost everyone on /tv/ is gay. Now do you realize how rarely they mention it?

>>84303670
This is what delusional faggots actually believe

>>84303464

Only gay people do this, but it's simply because gays are a tiny minority and straight is the default. When an anon makes a post about some girl with fat titties everybody knows that's a straight dude, so there's no reason for him to mention it.

>>84301729
Zootopia

>>84303567
most of those are probably trolls, is this your first day on 4chan?

ps i am also gay

>>84303846
Very reddit post right there

>>84303670
Maybe during the euro hours because of countries like sweden

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>>84303633
>he actually thought this post was clever

>>84303567
off topic posts where dudes talk about how much they wanna rail a bitch are basically the same thing bud

>>84303633
This WAS a really bad post

I'm in the mood for some gay sex and acting like a fag now. Sure is great to post about being a homo.

>>84304078
post best things about being gay

>sucking cock
>taking cock up butt
>fashion

>>84304058
Thats not the argument being made at all

>>84304078
>being this triggered
lmao

Go back to your hugbox /pol/

Damn.... homophobes btfo

>Meet Officer Stacy Callahan, 5'1", barely passed the departments height requirements. But that hasn't stopped her from being one of the toughest cops on the force.
>After being accused of excessive force by a 6'7" 300# gangbanger, she is forced to take on a new partner
>Meet Rookie Officer Steve Berry, 6'8" 280#
>It's now up to Callahan to teach Berry how to survive the mean streets of Bey City

>>84301729
>for greg gespacho this day was like any other
>except for one thing
>it was bring your daughter to work day

>>84304190
IRL you need a small cop to crawl into ventilation ducts etc. There's more to detective work than brawling with gangbangers you know.

>>84301729
A bukkake film where she sucks of 4 tall guys like him while she's standing.

>>84304190
I would watch that if you added some gay sex

>>84304190
>there's a scene where she has to carry officer berry to safety

would watch

>>84301729
>theres been a series of rapes in the area
>the only suspects are three people, the giant cop, and two gangbangers
>the giant cop is trying to prove his innocence
>at the end gets shot by the woman cop
>she was the rapist all along.

>>84304229
She's just a beat cop. Plus I'm trying to tap into the strong womyn demographic. We'll make her a Detective at the end to set up the sequel.

>>84304264
I like it.

>>84301729

Does anyone know the actual sizes?

>>84304393
Man is 6'1", woman is 5'11"

>>84304421
The dude is like 6'4 the girls 5' 10

>>84304393

Found it. 6'9" and 5'1"

>>84301729
He's a big prison islander.

>>84304468
which height for who?

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>>84301729
"The Odd Couple": The Police Story !!!
(笑´・艸・)

>>84304393
Over a foot and a half difference just from eyeballing it. It's more of a case of the guy being absolutely massive than the girl being particularly tiny though

>>84301729
Liability.

>>84301729
me on the right

>>84301729

This picture is cute.

CUTE

>>84303913
Who is this Fore Chan guy?

>>84304555

American?

Two officers of the law must learn to work with one another despite their extreme differences in political opinion.

>>84304961
She's the Russian hacker that cost Hillary the election.

>>84303388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-utc4IEQws

>>84305309
>muh one time
Yea, the same shit bootlickers use to try and claim police have a "dangerous" job.

>>84304393
5'8 and 5'7

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>>84301974

>>84301729
Man who comes from a long line of manly cops has a teenage son who likes to dress like a girl. To toughen him up he forces his son to join the force and partners with him to make sure he's not acting like a pansy. Unfortunately for this tough guy his son's dainty and vulnerable personality and his feminine appearance makes him think they should be partners in the squad car and in the bedroom

>>84305387
>something like this this only happened once

if you're this retarded there's not any point in continuing to talk to you. Good day.

>>84305746
>pretending as if cops getting attacked at traffic stops is anything other than extraordinarily rare
Bet you think home invasions are common too

>>84305518
Would watch.

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>>84305899
>gets dubs
>ruins it