N U K E D Edition
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Meanwhile: >>84298569
Holy jumpin' George.
beyond kino edition
>It's a Lurch walks up the stairs for ten minutes episode
mind blown
>>84299366
>>84299384
Why did GOT A LIGHT man look like a hobo Abe LIncoln?
Threadly reminder to not believe Croatiafags
how will normies ever recover?
Gotta light?
>>84299591
That girl is BOB's mother
I thought it was Sarah Palmer but I'm switching teams. That bug has bob's spirit
We all just got Missoulaposted by Lynch, right now.
Anyone else going to rewatch this kino as soon as their VERY LEGAL download has finished?
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>>84299591
is she claimed?
I will be the first to admit I've been LYNCHED and I'm not too happy about it.
We only have 10 episodes left. There's no way anything will resolve if it keeps going at this pace, doubly so because the chances of this getting renewed for another season just shot down to zero.
Appropriate thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzSVT0oG7U
>>84299659
Something pure like Laura wouldn't be a disgusting frog/bug anyway.
I've taken LSD before but that was the epitome of a fucking trip.
I'm still so fucking confused.
claimed waifu
btfo
>>84299687
YEs. by me.
too slow, fucko
>>84299678
I prob wont rewatch it till tomorrow.
I loved it. I fucking loved it but I need to absorb it. Goddamn that was great.
This show sucks. No cohesive story. No interesting characters. This was the worst episode of the season. Dropped.
HOLY QT
>>84299678
DO BIRDS FLY?
>it's a brainlets pretending to be patricians say they love this episode episode
Real patricians know that this is genuinely the worst thing David Lynch has ever done.
Plebs have never before been filtered this hard. That was the definition of kino.
>>84299688
There's nothing that needs to be resolved.
The convenience store bit reminded me of this old commercial Lynch did. Also I'm thinking the convenience store is the same one that Phillip Jefferies talks about the lodge spirits having a meeting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vor65mNB8Uk
>>84299687
Yes, she got WELLED
and thus god created woman to counter the toxic masculinity of BOB
LAURA HAS BEEN REBORN INTO 1956.
COOPER WILL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE HER
>>84299725
play laura theme
>>84299591
>Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima
a bit on the fucking nose there david
kind of plebby choice desu
>>84299697
I cant wait for the other theories to develop over the next TWO FUCKING WEEKS
got a light?
You finally convinced me to start watching the original series, /tv/. Liking it so far, but I seriosul y have to ask, is Cooper on the spectrum?
>>84299725
guys come on - this episode was shitty 90% of the time. visually awesome for nearly 100%, but overall that was just shit. it's ok to say that bout lynch. it does nothing to pretend everyone who didnt enjoy it is a pleb and you see the deeper meaning. and yes, i've seen all his other shit dozens of times.it's very unique but averages out at 7/10
the golden tube that sucked the orb
was
A FLUTE
like the AIRPLANE
>>84299736
Gotta light?
>In mid-July, President Harry S Truman was notified of the successful test of the atomic bomb, what he called “the most terrible bomb in the history of the world.”
>>84299688
What is there to resolve?
>>84299745
>REBORN INTO 1956
dumbass
>>84299736
Is that the gas station at 50 seconds from this fucking episode?
So what is more likely...
This phrase was added deliberately as part of some game, or someone with production credentials happens to run the website and put that up to fuck with people and get visitors?
>>84299774
>plotfags
Only sound and visuals matter.
>>84299652
Delete this
>>84299652
So is it or is it not real?
i may need to rewatch this episode lads
even I have never been this linched
>>84299774
LYNCHED
This was peak Lynch. Imagine being at the top of your game at his age.
So many things could have stopped this from getting made, but we got it and nothing is ever going to take it away.
this episode was garbage
how can anyone enjoy this shit lynch is a hack and those morons at Showtime are idiots for giving into his demands
my nigga lynch coming through with the THICC cuties
What was the nine inch nails song called?
>>84299764
We need that time. Because now people are starting to digest, taking actual meaning from what looked like 50 minutes of random shit.
>>84299720
kek this ep made it so easy to spot the redditors
reposting this, was 627 important at all?
>>84299774
>overall that was just shit
it was 100% exposition that was told in a non-boring way. sorry your and idiot
>>84299736
is this the nuked gas station?
>>84299824
makes me want to rule the world
GOT A LIGHT GUY LOOKS LIKE ZOMBIE ABE LINCOLN
THE PENNY WAS HEADS UP...
>>84299729
>>84299826
I can't even imagine being one of your friends trying to discuss films with you. I'd have to hide my face in my hands in embarrassment.
>>84299770
No, he's just psychic.
>>84299729
It's actually kind of sad. They desperately want to be a 'part' of something, to feel like they've been set apart from everyone else. Desperately and pretentiously clinging to this tripe surrealist trash. How defensive they get only speaks to their insecurity. These fanboys should go to reddit and jerk each other off, because after all they've just watched 8 hours of Lynch himself wanking it.
>>84299829
mmm
>>84299837
she's gone away, off the ep they released at the end of last year
>>84299842
Nah, the reddit discussion on this episode is significantly more impactful than the people here saying "LYNCHED!!!" with no meaningful discussion.
LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED
call for help
The nuke was beautiful
So does anybody want to take a stab at what we saw tonight?
Bob emanated from a nuclear explosion in New Mexico and manifested into a frog mosquito. Tall man from black lodge lived in a 1920s movie set with a fat lady located on a far away planet. Fat lady breathed life into Laura orb and sent it to earth. Is that what I just saw?
Haters are just salty as fuck. This episode was fantastic. Bet you fags didn't even like FWWM.
>>84299745
You're fucking autistic, stop forcing this shit
>>84299651
funny thing was he legit looked like Lincoln.
Dido is a greek woman who loves married Aeneus and when he leaves to go to war she kills herself because she feels abandoned. Aeneus finds her in the afterlife and she shuns him even in death in favor of her previously deceased husband
>>84299789
god dammit
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>84299824
but this episode was literally eraserhead but not as good
THIS EPISODE WAS SHIT GIVE ME MY (YOU)S REEEEE
the pacing in the overall arc of the series is perfect. like considering the last episode this couldn't have come at a better time.
Station girl
>>84299907
Remember the PENNY
>>84299878
nice milky's
This episode will have massive lasting influence on future television regardless of whether you like it or not.
>tfw Nine Inch Nails concert film before the true lynching
>>84299911
when Frank Silva family gets more money and midget dont
Post yfw we never see the Bob/Coop plot ever again and instead the next ten episodes are dedicated to the evil Woodsmen tormenting a small town in New Mexico in the 50s.
>>84299701
I was thinking the same thing
>>84299911
are Sheryl Lee and Kyle the only ones who have gotten a credit every single episode?
>>84299774
LYNCHED
>episode was so amazing everyone instantly forgets the obnoxiously self-indulgent nine inch nails segment
well played david
>>84299882
F R O S T E D
R
O
S
T
E
D
>>84299687
>that rump
>>84299659
the mother spit out a whole bunch of eggs with Bob.
That is one of the eggs.
>>84299899
Nuclear bomb tore something in reality and allowed access to the black lodge world. (The nuclear bomb also significantly altered western culture.) Giant somehow incepted Laura as a means to put in motion the things that will stop BOB
>>84299809
Or Lynch hates commercials and shitposts there.
Bad episode. Anyone can make experimental trash with an hour run time.
http://www.eonline.com/ca/news/863257/twin-peaks-part-8-what-the-hell-was-that-and-why
This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and ascend.
The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.
I'm curious as to who thought this shit up now
>>84299953
Frank Silva died 22 years ago
Who's mother is this?
>>84299959
This is Lynch's vision. This is not pandering to the masses. At all.
This is what art is.
Even by Twin Peaks standards, tonight's Twin Peaks was weird AF.
So far, we've been trying to refrain from thoughts on whether this revival is good or bad, because a) it's more fun and b} clearly this is a story that won't be complete or even completely understandable until that 18th episode airs, and maybe not even then, and c) we're going to watch it all no matter what. Last week's episode was great and informative and felt like we were making so much progress, but somewhere around the middle of episode eight, we had to come to terms with the fact that maybe this is bad.
It's getting hard to watch this when all we want is for Agent Cooper to be restored, and for Audrey Horne to finally show up, and to learn everything there is to know about Diane Evans. It makes sense that Cooper and Audrey's returns are part of the point of the story, but we're completely losing interest in the stuff along the way to that point.
First up tonight, we watched Ray and Evil Cooper drive for a while, and then Ray had some cronies beat Evil Cooper up for a while. It was all very dark and bloody, and Ray was then sure Evil Coop was dead. Obviously, he wasn't dead, but before we actually saw him get up and walk away, we had to watch a five minute Nine Inch Nails performance. There's nothing really wrong with Nine Inch Nails, but it just kind of felt like a waste of valuable time...until we saw what came next.
Suddenly we were in 1945, watching a mushroom cloud accompanied by some screeching, which turned into the birth of the universe or something. It lasted about 15 minutes, ended with a bunch of random figures wandering around a gas station, and was then followed by a black and white silent film that we're pretty sure we watched in our college film classes. The giant was there, and so was a lady in a fancy dress. The giant watched the mushroom cloud-turned-nonsense on a screen, then floated up into the air where he seemed to absorb the thing he was watching on screen.
>>84299947
3 legends at peak creativity
>>84299899
The giant and the fat lady lived in the purple world, in the castle that Coop visited.
The trinity test was felt in the other world and cracked open the gate between worlds.
It also created BOB, with what looked like a bunch of other things.
They created Laura's soul and sent it to earth so she could be born.
A spirit from the other world sat in an egg for half a decade after crossing over during the test, then hatched, and entered a mortal body.
>>84299980
FINE MARK I WILL BUY YOUR BOOK NOW
>>84299845
Stop.
>>84300028
Then, the thing he was watching formed into a sparkly golden ball with Laura Palmer's face in it. The fancy lady kissed it, then put it in a tube, and then it floated down to Earth. Then an egg hatched, and then two kids found a heads up penny on the ground.
This was followed by a gorilla man asking people for a light, then murdering them slowly and brutally before taking over a radio station to go on about a well. The thing from the egg crawled into a little girl's mouth. The gorilla man walked out into the darkness, the episode ended, and we were sucked into oblivion for all of eternity, wishing we had thought to ask our roommate for help during one of the several hundred times she had to check on us and the endless screeching coming from the TV.
"It's just Twin Peaks," we said. "It's fine."
But it wasn't fine. It wasn't fine at all.
*holds up sp0rk* u be LYNCHED xD
>asked to defend stance instead of shouting memes
LYNCHED LYNCHED LYNCHED XDDD
>>84299872
Yep. Not a single one of them can communicate why they think it's good without calling people redditors and saying LYNCHED XD.
It was fucking Lynch at his most self-indulgent. I couldn't imagine trying this hard to preserve an image of LE PATRICIAN TASTE
>>84299735
>>84299794
>how will Coop get his life back
>will the doppelganger be stopped
>what was in the little black box
>who was the billionaire who created the big box and why
>what happened to Shaggy
>what's the deal with Major Briggs' body
>who is Richard and how does he tie into all of this
>what the fuck is up with Jeffries
Yeah, there's absolutely nothing that needs resolved
>>84300005
FUCKING LYNCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>84300056
>>84300000
You're not wrong but you're still wrong
Also get
>>84300028
>all we want
>we
Stopped reading so I could stop you right there.
Nigga don't speak for me.
>David, we need a way to explain the spirits in the world, I think we sh-
>Don't worry Mark, I gotchu fa.m
>>84299809
I'm just happy that flat balls are no longer a problem
>>84300012
using his image costs money ya know
>there are people here right now who didn't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks
APOLOGIZE
>>84300058
None of that needs to be resolved.
my dad loved this episode Tbh
>>84300028
>>84300048
God, the Reddit in this is painfully obvious.
This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and ascend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.
>>84299995
>somehow incepted
we call that "created"
????=God
Athiests b t f o
>>84300017
And what are the marks on her knees
>>84300005
>It's getting hard to watch this when all we want is for Agent Cooper to be restored, and for Audrey Horne to finally show up, and to learn everything there is to know about Diane Evans.
Literally a coffee and pie fan
>>84299959
>>84299591
Was this episode a sequel to Eraserhead? Also, though I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, I'm worried that there's not enough time to cover enough. We're halfway through.
>>84299987
Musically, it wasn't terrible. But its inclusion let me know something was off. Usually the music is at the end. Little did I know I was in for a kino rollercoaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJj6NjNKmvU
Wew
This is what's called a landmark episode.
>>84300093
>>84300078
Referencing: >>84300005
>>84299980
mvp of the thread
>>84300000
do it anon, ill suscribe to your youtube channel
The discussion and theories are all more entertaining then the actual show
>>84300101
She sucks dick.
>>84299987
hey man. NIN has history with Lynch (Lost Highway.)
Plus the song might be a reference to Laura being gone... or something
I liked it
>>84299808
doesn't look like it has enough pumps unless the angle is blocking the 2nd one
THIS is the TRINITY museum in vegas
>>84299922
This episode depicted the Manhattan Project. A scientist named J. Leonard Johnson (Leo Johnson) was involved with the project.
Nuclear weapons were used on Japan at the end of the war by a president named Harry Truman.
>>84299980
Not gonna lie that whole part about Jack Parsons scared the shit out of me.
>>84299959
I'm so ready for this
the fucking normies would become so fucking LYNCHED
>>84299688
muh coffee
>and kafka is the bug
Someone explain this to me please.
>>84300005
>This was followed by a gorilla man asking people for a light
>gorilla man
Pretty racist just because he was wearing blackface desu
>Ladies and Gentlemen the Roadhouse is proud to present: The Nine Inch Nails!
>The Nine Inch Nails
>The
>>84300086
I'm sorry
>>84299651
He looked like James Cromwell. So much so, that I actually thought it was him.
>>84300165
Kafka is famous for writing a novel about a man who turns into a cockroach
>>84299980
>Laura is the antiChrist
kek
Trent Reznor gets to perform a song for like 6 minutes of the best episode of Twin Peaks.
Is there anything the cool uncle of alt-rock won't do?
>>84300101
sucky sucky five dolla
>>84300177
"The" Nine Inch Nails
>>84299692
Go to bedskacky
This is going to alienate normies harder than anything they could've done.
>>84300087
What is Twin Peaks Season 3 about?
>>84300177
It's a joke about it being an old out of touch guy introducing them.
So, the purple place is the white lodge?
>>84300146
Wrong.
the guy announcing NIN at the roadhouse was jimmy scott, right?
>>84300086
i'm sorry but it's coming in the mail in time for the next episode
>tfw episode was so good it makes NIN look like shit and out of place
>>84299659
BON ISNT A HUMAN, HE IS A SPIRIT.
NO ONE HAS ANY RECORDS OF HIS EXISTENCE.
>>84300185
Yeah, I saw that too, but he seemed more Lincoln-y to me.
>>84300228
>jimmy scott
dead, but lookalike
>>84300211
You do know, normalfags LOVE David Lynch, right?
>>84300213
Not plot, that's for sure.
>>84299789
He killed thousands
>>84300220
No.
>>84299980
Normies got LYNCHED
/tpg/ got FROSTED
>>84300220
Purple place is in between monitoring both. The Giant watches over them and keeps the balance
>>84300196
it's not a cockroach it's a nondescript bug you absolute pleb.
>>84300149
>NIN has history with Lynch
which is why it was self-indulgent
fuck the music segments they're the worst part of the entire series
>>84300028
>and then Ray had some cronies beat Evil Cooper up for a while
Did they even watch it or were they on their phone?
>>84299941
WTF
JAMES WILKES BOOTH YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB
>>84300243
the guy on the cast list is an abe lincoln impersonator, look up his imdb
"In Eraserhead, the only decoration Henry has in his apartment is a framed photo of a nuclear explosion."
Lynch cinematic universe?
>>84299959
>>84300249
Ok but what is Twin Peaks season 3 about?
>>84300177
The credits listed them as "The" Nine Inch Nails, no doubt Reznor and them were in on the gag.
>>84299678
Waiting for showtime to reair it at midnight. Watching it with the lights off. Gonna get a food lynching.
>>84300246
oh shit, i forgot he passed away...oops
>>84300058
Watch a marvel film if you want things resolved
>>84300250
To save millions
/tv/ personified
New Twin Peaks sucks /tpg/ just likes it because it's pretentious. Get a life you losers.
Just because you can't understand something doesn't make it good.
>>84300310
They were going to surrender anyway.
>>84300118
time left for what?
lynch just showed more than the show could've hoped to explain on the path he was going. stuff like this makes it clear that the normal plot really doesn't fucking matter.
this is the kind of shit that people write essays about.
>>84300211
Huh? It's trending on twitter. Normies love this show. This isn't your secret club. Twin Peaks is massive and mainstream. Deal with it. You're not special.
>>84300261
>Ungeziefer has sometimes been translated as "cockroach", "dung beetle", "beetle", and other highly specific terms
>>84300249
No plot? We just watched the origin of the bad guy.
>blackface in 2017
How does Lynch get away with it?
>>84300310
>>84300321
to hold USSR
>>84300319
Why are you here if you aren't familiar with David Lynch, at all?
>>84300282
yeah was kind of feeling that and it's pretty cringey desu
>>84300185
He looks like Harry Dean Stanton, right down to the cigarette.
>>84300282
The hobos were reminiscent of mullholland dr too
>>84300309
What is the point of Twin Peaks?
>>84300058
>He's a coffe-and-piefag
LYNCH yourself my man
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
It's crazy that this entire thing was born out of Frank Silva accidentally getting trapped in Laura's bedroom while filming the pilot.
>>84300335
THAT IS ABE LINCOLN
THE PENNY CONFIRMS
>>84300319
>implying I didn't understand perfectly what was going on in this episode
>>84299774
>shitty 90% of the time
>averages out at 7/10
Is Lynch bringing us the dawn of TVKino?
>>84300319
>Just because you can't understand something
But I understood everything.
This episode actually explained many things. It explained more about the world of twin peaks than any other episode has.
>>84300352
entertain and surprise
>>84299959
What the hell?
>>84300248
They love cherry pie and damn good coffee with their Cooper. This shit is too weird for the normie Netflix crowd.
That was the best episode in television history and I won't be hearing otherwise.
>>84300323
So what this is all a allegory for something? For what?
>>84300359
>>84300380
ahahaha
>>84299899
The use of a nuclear weapon opened a rift to the dimension of the lodges. The 'stream' of eggs, one of which contained Bob, that was spewed by what appears to be the mother or a being like her, was superimposed upon the image of the mushroom cloud's column of smoke and fire. Inside the cloud we see the 'space' that Cooper traveled through and flashes of the red of the black lodge, and the purple from the area in episode 3. Seems to imply the black lodge spirits were either pushed through or drawn by the destruction of the weapon, or the forthcoming suffering they would cause.
I believe the giant is a white lodge spirit and what we saw was essentially him 'creating' Laura as the tool that would eventually thwart Bob's evil. Given Leland telling Cooper to find Laura, her name popping up in a future episode title, and the leaked filming with Cooper and Laura at her house, seems like Laura ends up playing a huge part in this.
This episode was wonderful because it did exactly what film is supposed to do. Use image and sound to convey a narrative in an emotionally compelling way, rather than just have characters stand around delivering long winded exposition dumps, ala directors like Nolan.
>>84299729
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>84300380
>tfw the holy ghost lynches you on a sunday night
>>84300199
Nice digits
No, there isn't
>>84300319
Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it bad
Also, it's pretty apparent what's going on, just not the finer details.
>>84300250
did you know the alternative was 10x worse than nuking those two cities?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Downfall
>>84300177
I laughed when the band was credited as (The) Nine Inch Nails, as if they intentionally introduced the band incorrectly. Also kind of amusing that NIN is the only band so far to get a proper introduction at the Roadhouse.
>>84299959
desu, that would actually be kind of shitty.
>>84300380
anon
N I C E
>>84300335
kino af
>>84299837
Fuckin garbage. Nine inch nails is gay.it did suit the episode though
>>84300424
GO BACK
TO
REDDYT
>>84300381
Wow what a fucking pleb
K I N O
>>84299959
>>84300378
can you give us a basic rundown of your interpretation?
>post yfw watching this episode /tpg/
Does this about sum up what I just watched?
>>84300352
to let lynch bring his nightmares to reality
I'm going to spell it out for you dumb fucks.
The US President that used nuclear weapons in WWII was named HARRY TRUMAN. Michael Ontkean's character in Twin Peaks S1 and S2 was named SHERIFF HARRY TRUMAN.
One scientist that worked on the Manhattan Project was named J. Leonard Johnson. Or LEO JOHNSON. Shelly's Husband.
Lyman BRIGGS was a member of the Uranium Committee before WWII. Garland BRIGGS's mysterious disappearance is being investigated this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ZhQMSgamM
>>84300380
fucking saved thank you anon you made my night
any viable way to stream the new episode? Sky decided not to record the new episode and i apparently can't watch Sky Atlantic on demand
>>84299774
you don't have to have a """deep understanding""" to get that abstraction doesn't mean mEtAphOr and none of that shit onscreen was even all that ~abstract~
i'm with you though that it still felt bloated and filler in parts
>>84300404
>implying
If they know David Lynch, this episode wasn't weird.
>>84300246
I was about to say. He didn't look like he aged a day.
>>84300424
> Use image and sound to convey a narrative
yes
>emotionally compelling way
Nah.
please someone lynchify this image already
>>84300058
What did you have for lunch?
>A tuna sandwich.
WHAT THE FUCK WHO EVEN MADE THE BREAD WHEN WAS THE FISH CAUGHT YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN THE CANNING PROCEDURE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HANGING THREADS
>>84300377
He literally started and is going to finish tv kino
>>84300449
Oh shut up. He's right.
>>84299959
I want this
>we're alive to experience BOOMing kino
ENOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH
LYNCH MUST BE STOPPED
THIS IS BUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL SHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUKC YOU LYNCH THIS ISN'T TWIN PEAKS FUC KYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>84300449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YZZLkUcd44
>>84300509
but it is obvious
and big texts only try to enfer faux inteligence
so BTFO
Reminder to close your mouth when you sleep.
>>84300494
You seriously think the trend hopping 21-24 year olds know anything other than the original series?
>>84300462
>>84300445
you don't listen to music, do you?
>>84299687
reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCyoocDxBA
>>84300494
They don't, they know twin peaks
>>84300028
>>84300048
>and then ray had some cronies beat Evil Cooper up for a while
What does it feel like to have so little brainpower?
>>84300517
LYNCHED
LYNCHED
LYYYNNNCCCCHHHHEEEDDDDD
POST YFW PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS EPISODE WAS GOING TO FEATURE AUDREY BECAUSE IT WAS CALLED "GOT A LIGHT?"
>>84300545
>>84300086
Why read when you can have some anon read for you?
Without a doubt that girl who got ROACHFROGGED is Sarah Palmer
It makes sense
That's why she sees the white horse
That's why she can see Bob
It's why she gives birth to Laura
>>84299826
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
Peaks Peaks
SENORITA MILKIES
I'm the Doctor
>>84299980
Laura the Antichrist? She does have a "moonface"
>>84300535
First of all, enfer isn't a word.
Second of all, he's explaining things to people who may not understand. If you did understand then the post wasn't meant for you and you can just ignore it.
>>84300462
>>84300126
K E K
fucker must have worked on it
there's no way you could specifically predict this
>>84300347
It means nothing more than the red curtains appearing in all his films.
Hello fellow fanboys. I was wondering what brand of knee pads is the best? I love being on my knees sucking Lynch dick but it hurts my knees after awhile so I was wondering what brand everyone uses. I'll be going back to r/twinpeaks but I'll keep this tab open for answers. Thanks!
>>84299701
This'll sound dumb and maybe pretentious, but...
At first I was like, "fucking Kubrick rip-off hack", but now I view t as a total contrast to that 2001 scene. In 2001, he was transcending and experiencing the Universe as a whole. Ascended, kind of.
Here, we went into the core, delved into an evil instead of transcending it.
Went into the dark past, instead of leaping into a brighter future.
Anyway...
>LYNCHED
Will Tront punch out BOB?
>>84300424
You sound like a flaming pretentious faggot
>>84300600
>He
is
>(you)
who
copied something from reddyt
shoo
move over Dan, Lynch is the kino /tv/ man now
>>84300462
>>84300494
Most of the people who have clamped on to Twin Peaks like parasites because they saw memes on the internet in the past few years have never seen anything else by Lynch. These people can't handle Fire Walk With Me, let alone what's happening in this season.
>>84300539
David Lynch isn't exactly obscure, anon.
>>84300576
Or she's going to give birth to Bob when she fucks the latino boy. Just as plausible
>>84300539
Yes?
>>84300638
>He
is
>(you)
Wrong.
Make me, faggot.
>the atomic bomb created BOB
nah thats fucking dumb
>>84300437
>the other shitty thing they thought up
>"the" alternative
Maybe they could have nuked an area outside one of the cities, and been like, "Next time, that's going where it hurts".I understand this is a complex issue and I don't think pro-bombers are necessarily stupid or immoral, but that's one shitty argument you've got there.
GUYS I CAN'T STOP CRYING
>>84300637
I sound like a pretentious faggot for explaining exactly what was shown on screen? Doesn't that make Lynch and Frost the flaming pretentious faggots? I think you'd enjoy Wonder Woman more than Twin Peaks, Anon. Maybe you should go watch that.
that gas station scene fucked me up
Scientists had to make thousands of calculations to create the (atomic bomb) and determine its effects… Computers and atomic bombs, both products of World War II, grew up together.“
Information Age: People, information, and Technology exhibition- Nation Museum of American History, Smithsonian Institute.
>>84300672
I think its the hatred of the bomb pulled him through to our world.
>>84300672
It didn't create him, it just gave him an excuse to come to this world.
Lynch knows that the audience doesn't know what they really want and he's subverting their expectations like a good filmmaker. Just give all the butthurt time to dissipate.
>>84300476
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegKBXXh_mM
>>84300650
bob
is
not
a
person
>>84300650
Bob isn't human he can't be in physical form unless inhabiting a human. It's clearly going to be Sarah
>>84300672
The atomic bomb didn't CREATE him. It merely opened a window for the ayylmao to cross over into our world, where it shot out eggs.
>>84300672
>electricity is the intercourse between the worlds
>a shit ton of energy concentrated into one place opens a gate between the two worlds
It's not rocket science guys
>>84300645
Honestly? Show me some proof. I highly doubt there's huge swabs of college/high school kids watching Twin Peaks because of funny memes. Also, Twin Peaks/David Lynch in general is normalfag as fuck, don't act like he's super special and obscure.
>>84300672
It opened up something unnatural in this world.
People figured out how to split fucking atoms, shit like that wasn't "meant" to happen. So these are the consequences of such a thing.
>>84300606
His youtube has literally nothing. You might be right.
That must mean there are other vids like this.
>>84300359
geek still thinks the series will go back to the future after this
>>84300707
Lynch is fucking everything up by making the world revolve around Laura Palmer. The show was had actual depth and meaning before season 3.
>>84300028
>and then Ray had some cronies beat Evil Cooper up for a while.
Is this bait or something? No one can be this retarded.
>>84300696
Then why does he call himself Bob? Why not jdksahfkjlahflkj or something?
https://twitter.com/alanresnicks/status/879161917922832384
>>84300689
>Coop? It's Diane. Contact me by setting your codec to 141.80.
>>84300689
The bomb has shaped everything. Internet is a psyop, info control.
Was this the high point of 21st century television?
>this series is david lynch's farewell
>he will never make another film
>all we will get is this bloated mess of a series retreading everything he's made over his career
feels very bad desu
>everyone in this thread actually believes normalfags don't understand David Lynch
all of your parents are normalfags, and I bet they've seen most Lynch films.
>>84300576
Shit nigga, you just blew my mind.
>>84300461
People have already said it multiple times in this thread and the last one. The trinity nuclear test cracked open the gate between the two worlds and allowed spirits to enter our world.
The event also gave birth to BOB and numerous other entities that were in the stream that was vomited forth by that creature because of the nuclear explosion. It was full of eggs. One of the eggs was the one the frog/bug creature hatched from.
The giant and the fat lady are spirits who lived in the castle in the purple world dimension that Coop visited in Ep 3. They felt the trinity test (the alarm sounded) the giant observed what was going on in our world and saw the test and the spirits entering (the blackface people). They created Laura's soul to and sent it to earth.
The entire genesis of the black lodge is the nuclear bomb. The fact that native indians interacted with it hundreds of years ago is the same as annie showing up in Laura's bed before Cooper even came to town and telling her the good dale is in the lodge. Time is non-linear there and after it was created it interacts with both the future and the past.
What an incredible episode I loved it. I loved every fucking second of it.
>>84300749
Based.
>>84300725
>yfw lynch is pseudonymously all over the fucking internet
>>84300468
Yes
Not sure if it was premeditated since S1, but from this episode it's pretty clear that Lynch sees nuclear warheads as the threshold to a new evil, or something like that.
>>84300616
Mmmm, all that garmonbozia...
>>84300749
Literally who?
Total nothingburger.
>>84300747
Beware of BOB
>>84300760
he will if he get MORE artistic FREEDOM
>>84299959
Twin Peaks ends up becoming a prequel to The Lost Room. Peter Krause finds work again.
>>84300756
Yes. The Wire and The Sopranos looks like capeshit compared to this
>>84300747
Because that would be retarded
>>84299809
Is he talking about lawn scything?
>>84300749
Alan Reddit is not welcome.
LYNCH
IS
BACK!
>>84300739
Yeah, parts of the show feel contrived to shoehorn the laura palmer imagery in, I guess as a way to connect/appease the older fans
>>84300674
I respect your opinion stating you understand bot sides of the issue, but Japan was a fucked up country.They nuked those cities because they hosted the materials for the military. Plus they warned them they were going to do it, unlike Pearl Harbor.
EDGY ALERTI'd rather have 100,000+ people die than the ENTIRE race of a country go extinct. EDGY ALERT
>>84300806
and what is GOT?
baby poopoo dragons?
>>84300576
I'm scared guys
>>84300783
https://www.youtube.com/user/tenrobots
get educated
>black lodge
literally release hundreds of evils into the world
>white lodge
sends a slut to earth
Why is the white lodge so shit?
>>84300645
You do know Twin Peaks has always been popular and mainstream, right? Normies love this. It trends on twitter every Sunday. You're not a special unique hip fag for liking it. Delusional fuck. You're probably not even delusional, just 19 years old with an over-inflated sense of worth and intellectual prowess. Get bent, faggot.
>>84300788
Beware of Bombs Over Baghdad?
>>84300684
Go back to reddshit, faggot. Talk about mindless experimental drivel elsewhere.
>>84300747
That's his Indian name.
>>84300824
>EDGY ALERT
>I'd rather have 100,000+ people die than the ENTIRE race of a country go extinct. EDGY ALERT
but one bomb was enough
the second was merely to test it
>>84299811
Well then maybe Lynch should make some good visuals and interesting sounds instead of the sensory assault he opted for in this episode.
>>84300833
kek
>>84300542
I listen to GOOD music pretty much constantly
>>84300833
We don't know if that's actually the White Lodge, anon.
>>84300833
Quality over quantity.
Laura's true value and purpose have yet to be concretely seen. We can speculate based on what we've seen and get a good idea of what's going to happen but the true meaning of all this won't be revealed until the end.
>>84300838
Lynched
>>84300833
Waifus make the world go round.
>>84300844
nah it's recursive
Did Lynch just nuke us?
>>84300858
>>84299811
It's like my white noise app. Except when GOTTALITE appeared
>>84300824
>Japan was a fucked up country.
I ain't gonna deny that. Emperor-worship is a hell of a drug.
WHO was waiting to the Boy call the girl JUDY?
>>84300856
The second bomb was to convince nations that might suspect a one-off that it was not a one-off.
>>84300833
That's not the white lodge, are you retarded? The white lodge is essentially heaven.
>>84300833
i don't think that was the white lodge. if anything, it's between both black/white lodge.
>>84300766
damn if true
>>84300905
That's the arm's head, right?
>>84300905
my first thought
>>84300869
I miss when Laura was just some slut
>>84299980
>>84300086
I'm actually impressed Lynch was able to adapt everything this well to television
>tfw 2 week break
>>84300833
Not the White Lodge. The Giant lives in the inbetween, the realm of non-existence.
>>84300749
Someone needs to give Alan Resnick a tv show already.
>>84300910
Then where the fuck were they?
>>84300954
Purple place
>>84300947
the girl who ate the bug
she can be Judy
>>84300930
"Lore"-wise, Twin Peaks has completely jumped the shark. We're in Midichlorians territory.
>>84300940
Really? Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlcqhlzDqQ
>>84300954
YOU
JUST
DON'T
GET
IT
>>84300903
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO
WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK ABOUT JUDY
REMEMBER THOSE OLD WORLD WAR II MOVIES? BANZAI!!!!
>>84300930
I agree and disagree, it was a simpler time and things are getting really fucky. But I'm really enjoying the fuckiness of it all.
It's also hilarious seeing all the normies who wanted pie and coffee memes getting LYNCHED.
>>84300980
Mauvre Zone
>>84300954
The same place Coop visited in Ep 3. The purple world dimension where the tree sent him.
new thread
>>84301016
>page 5
GOT A LIGHT?
>>84300903
I was expecting them to be Richard and Linda.
>>84300051
Sounds like you were LYNCHED pretty bad. Go take a nap.
>>84300462
>>84300831
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mfw coffee and piefags are eternally cucked
>>84300005
>then Ray had some cronies beat Evil Cooper up for a while
I don't think that's what happened there Lauren Piester
>>84301023
GIV NEW THREAD NAO
so much LYNCHING and FROSTING in one episode... how do they keep getting away with it?
>>84300985
F R O S T E D
R
O
S
T
E
D
>>84300903
It's 11 year old Sarah Palmer. Was 10 minutes of the phrase White Horse being repeated over and over not enough to get the hint?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9X3u1LHcv0
>>84301046
prepare for 10 straight episodes of coffee and pie now that lynch has blown his entire load
thank god I get the east coast feed of showtime out here.
>>84300820
I was afraid this would happen when the "spirits" became just sidekick support characters helping "good coop" vs "bad coop". I thought black lodge was an interesting, humorous take on nature of evil, now it's just a wacky saturday morning cartoon
>>84301073
sarah palmer isn't fucking mexican
>>84301073
the frog is not the orb
the egg-frog came out with bob
>>84300056
>>84300940
i needs 3
>>84300056
Twin Peaks should have never The Return.
>>84301112
This.
>>84301108
It's NEW Mexico, not OLD Mexico.
>>84301085
This would be the ultimate Lynchening. An abrupt return to Twin Peaks as we remember it, with Coop and Harry and cherry pie solving a mystery.
>>84301108
New Mexico is in Panama retard.
>>84301149
>>84301142
the actress was fucking mexican. the actress who plays sarah palmer is not.
>>84301073
So you're implying the bug impregnated Sarah with Laura and that Laura was almost 40 years old during season 1?
>>84301122
"Don't you get it? We are the Twin Peaks season 3 The Return tm" - Gottalite 2017
>>84300749
332 HOURS before another hour of Lynch's Mango Opus.
>>84300985
Lore is a simple structure for Lynches KINO
look at Dark Star by the Grateful Dead... very brief lyric for a 30 minute improv exploration of musical CREATIVITY.
If you need 'lore' stick to /lit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQ0A7SMFuU
>>84299781
fallopian tube m8
>>84301171
So you're telling me David Carradine was Chinese the whole time? Holy shit
>>84301180
No, that's not what I'm implying. It's just why Sarah and Laura are connected to and can see Lodge shit. You guys love to jump to rape and impregnation.
>>84299899
either nukes created the rift or generated enough malice to usher in Bob and the rest. that cgi thing definitely puked up some primordial garmonbozia
>>84300729
I know the plebs rage with those posts but it's been confirmed. You'll see...
>>84300576
It literally isn't she would be 8 at the time of this and most likely in Washington(she graduated in Washington) and if it is, then Leland wasn't possessed in childhood as they didn't meet until 68.
>>84300542
you have shit taste
>>84300645
What? The show only exists now because it blew up when it originally came out. It got cancelled because of the pretentious bullshit. Fire Walk with Me was a masterpiece, this episode was a jerk off session. Go watch some obscure director, Lynch isn't it.
that gold dust above the giants head was definitely a vag and ovaries
>>84299770
On the spectrum between gorgeous and amazing
>>84299801
This but unironically
>>84299980
source?
>>84301987
Secret History, pleb.
lynch definitely nuked /tpg/ everyone sounds so confused and bewildered in their shitposting
The clock on the wall when Phillip Jeffries walks into the FBI office is set to the exact same time as the clock in the radio recording room in the new episode. What does it mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHl_8WK8w3Y Pause at 19 seconds look at the clock ont he wall
Now go to the part of the new episode where the Woodsman is about to go into the room where the guy is playing the music and there is a shot throught he window and you can see the clock on the wall, same time.
What did lynch mean by this?
>>84301287
Ayudame!
>>84302102
Here I made a pic.
>>84299720
>>84300462
>>84302011
I read Secret History when it came out, peasant, just forgot about that part.
I also have already read Crowley's Moonchild and also know all about Parons so don't try to school me.
>>84300462
>>84299911
Read Virgil sometime instead of Wikipedia, she burns herself in Carthage and it lights up the whole fucking civatem and he can see it from sea
Is there a White lodge?
>>84302495
Yes
>>84299872
Why have you continuously repeated yourself in this thread and the last? If you really hate it that much then just fuck off and go be mad somewhere else on the internet
this episode was the ultimate pleb filter. if you ever wondered what the least reddit thing imaginable would be, it'd be this episode.
>>84302552
So dougie is the cooper from the white lodge and Real cooper is still inside the red room.
>>84302213
>Gordon, it's 10:10 AM.
Coop dreamed S3?
>we live inside a dream
Ohh....
>WHO DO YOU THINK THIS IS THERE
The sleeper awakens.
>>84299774
After staring at an atomic bomb for 5 minutes, I decided to watch the rest of the episode at 10X speed. Don't think I missed anything either.
>>84300017
she's the log lady
>>84300672
yup.
wasnt hate the key to the black lodge, and love the white lodge's key.
>>84300017
>>84302658
she received the marks that lead cooper to the owl cave in her childhood
also, what did the oil she gave cooper before the miss twin peaks contest represents?
>>84300083
Mark Frost spitballing some ideas for an episode: "Hey, David, maybe we should do an episode about where those Lodge guys come from. I was thinking it would have something to do with the atomic bomb. Oh, and maybe show why Laura's so important."
Lynch: "ALL RIGHT, MARK! SOUNDS LIKE SOME WONDERFUL IDEAS. JUST LEAVE ALL THE DETAILS TO ME."
>a Mexican kid BEANED a white girl in 1956
>>84302945
we still do it
>>84302978
get to work on the wall Paco
>>84303001
go back to prep jamal, david
>>84300228
that's what I was thinking
>>84300845
>4chan isn't a place for you smarty guys who like to explain things! It's a only a place for me and *my* tastes!
fuck off you huge faggot
what the fuck did i just witness
This episode was physically painful to watch.
Am I just not refined enough to enjoy pain?
Maybe if I keep watching it over and over again.
What sorta medication should I use to keep myself from feeling physically ill while watching it again?