/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

OH SHIT edition

first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

>tfw to dumb for twin peaks

Well, isn't this just fucking awesome.

This actually redefines what Television can be

K I N O
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N
O

Has television ever been LYNCHED this badly before?

This is the first thing I have ever seen or heard that made me wish I was on drugs RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

This is so D E E P

the ring?

call for help

Give Lynch the Emmy right now !!!!

APOLOGIZE

>>84297338
Did nuking a Mexican convenience store create the Black Lodge?

I'm too high for this

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POST YFW YOU GET LYNCHED FOR A SOLID 18 MINUTES

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>This episode

Bow down to your fucking God.

press f for the normies we lost tonight

Damn even the LYNCHED fags are getting LYNCHED tonight

isn't this the place from episode 2

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>>84297414

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>>84297391
drugs are the weakminded person's escape. Be high on your own intellect for once.

>dude I can't enjoy anything lmao i'm not an addict

>>84297338
Who /notpayingattentionrightnow/?
Great background noise.

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>mfw showtime and reddit right now

I'm going to loop and project this entire sequence on my wall while I try to sleep.

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>me right now almost having an epileptic fit

>>84297423
It's a lynchedathon

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So we can assume Nukes created the black lodge, and Lynch created kino?

can someone unironically tell me what the fuck this even means?

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>mfw were 30 minutes in

THE BLACK OBELISK

This is the The Silmarillion of TP

The "Golden Age of Television" ended tonight

No one else could ever top this episode

It's all downhill from here

Frodo... THE RING

THICCCCC

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>>84297442

lynch asks showtime for bigger budget, they ask to see what he has so far...
He shows the amazing convenience store shots.
GENIUS
Showtime throw more money at him

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>>84297442
I'm stoned and drunk and pity the man missing this on those drugs.

Holy shittttt

Lynch is a hack fags completely BTFO

>>84297464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing

Are the Showtime execs the biggest cucks?

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>2017 TV SHOW
>NINE INCH NAILS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIIIIIIIGHT

THE GIANT

>>84297407
New Mexico's American

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jesus wat

The Giant and his waifu live in a really cool place

who this fat bitch

White Lodge?

THE GIANT

This has unironically been the single greatest thing I've ever witnessed on television.
I'm fucking blown away right now.

>he fell for the thicc meme

everyone getting LYNCHED left and right tonight

Are we really not getting an episode next week

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finally a thread that is already up about this so I don't have to make one for my question about josie.

Anyway can anyone please tell me what the final conclusion of this character's fate?

is she forever trapped in the fucking wood? Is she ever going to be mentioned or talked about and will this character actually be saved or at least free her soul?

I want a straight answer on this bullshit already.

WAIT DIDN'T WINDOM EARL TRAP THAT HIPPIE IN THAT DEVICE

Ep 8: In which David Lynch gives us the Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima music video we never knew we wanted but damn well needed.

[[[odd reverberations reverberate]]]

>>84297555
Nah, fourth of July meme

>>84297555
no we get kino instead

>>84297555
to be honest this is the best thing, we got an extra week to process this crazy fucking shit

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*walks down your hallway*

>>84297475
Accurate

Remember when we were told that part 8 would be U N P L E A S A N T

D. Lynch posts in /tpg/

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>>84297527

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LYNCH STOP IT

>>84297555
my tv guide doesn't show a new episode so I guess not

Hey he's watching Twin Peaks too!

So, nuclear bombs created BOB?

>yfw the giant represents the audience

2meta4me

>>84297493
I wish I was high watching this

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she's a big girl

So the atomic bomb birthed Bob?

>not watching
>waiting for the torrent
>everyone saying oh shit oh fuck wtf

You guys are either watching some amazing thing or are trolling hard.

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>>84297605
>mfw Bowie spooks us in the end of this episode

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when you get that extra good lynching

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS BUT I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT

this is fucking trash
seriously, im all for art house, but only if it's interesting and this garbage is boring dumb and masturbatory
im never watching this shit again

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>>84297605
NO LYNCH GO HARDER

>>84297642
you don't even know yet

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The fuck! Chrissy this ain't the Bing!

Why does this look like the stage from Mullholand drive?

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I guess the Sweepening was just the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

GOT A LIGHT xd

shit didn't think the giant would still be alive.
Their life expectancy is shit.

>>84297642
prepare your anus my friend

MY PLANET NEEDS ME

>>84297642
You have no fucking idea

Also why are you here if you're not watching it?

>It's not over until the fat lady sings
>Fat lady sings
>It's over
Hope this happens

>>84297642
its amazing

>>84297642
oh fuck is it ever amazing

They probably should have made this series 9 2 hour episodes

HE¿S WATCHING THE CROATIAN LEAK REEEE

Flick Peaks

>>84297666
SATAN JUST GOT

L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

OH ANGELO

>>84297642
Consequences will never be the same.

Remember when this was a show about some murdered teenager?

>>84297672
LLORANDO

>>84297642
It's a dougie jones acid trip

guys this is perfect i never thought i could fucking turn on the tv and see something like this

i feel really happy

the giant is watching it all unfold

hold me

Holy Fritz Lang, Batman!

Was too tired to really pay attention before? What's going on? I see that some shit is going on with Bob.

THE GIANT IS MOTHER FUCKING COPPERFIELD

The Garmonbozia is exiting

>>84297673
>LYNCH SITTING IN FRONT OF NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING PHOTO

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

HERE'S YOUR DUNE REFERENCE

>dude what if the giant floated up into the air and started squirting glittering out of his head

imagine explaining the last 20 minutes to someone

>>84297678
You guys are just saying disconnected words, like bob atomic bomb, there is no way in earth this is happening.

>>84297642

you know how everyone jokes about Lynch doing weird shit and really overstaying his welcome with things to the detriment of the plot? that x1000

it's the first part of ep3 again, but nuclear electric boogaloo edition

NORMIES BTFO

Thank you, David.

>>84297727
He created all of this.

ROCK THE DRAGON

guys i'm crying this is beautiful

>>84297695
wat
no no it's all about self masturbatory arthouse 2deep4u shit

>>84297749
if you say so

>>84297764
literally

HOLY SHIT a three legged dog with strawberry imprinted on the collar!?

anyone saying they like this shit is a plebbit contrarian

this is trash

lynch might as well have made this 45 minutes of himself stretching his anus

stupid
dumb
pointless drivel

Laura's Garmonbozia?

WITH THIS DRAGON BALL WE CAN BRING BACK LAURA PALMER

is that the bitch that cut erik salvia's hair?

>>84297777
I like this better, I'm just saying.

laura <3

>The Giant is Laura Palmer's real dad and she was born in 1945
K I N O

Damn, Laura Palmer just got the kiss of death. It was preordained before she was even born.

LAURA PALMER

LAURAAAA??????

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I'VE BEEN LYNCHED
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's a 10 minute live music performance episode

LAURA

>>84297747
Just try, please.

Wardens strawberry dog, what does it mean?

>>84297795
>lynch might as well have made this 45 minutes of himself stretching his anus
You just don't get it.

How can any other tv show compete?

>>84297795
Ok

>>84297798
KA-MA-HAMA-HAAAAA

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I'm having an aneurysm

>>84297795
need I say it?

>>84297795
this

GOJIRO

nigga she's the moon

>The soul of Laura Palmer as a cigarette burn as a way to enter the world
K I N O
I
N
O

midget tree and spike

Bob's birth

Laura is Jesus

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???????????????????????????????????

Think I need to get my Twin Peaks tattoo removed.

laura palmer is a reptilian

>>84297887
SHES GONE, SHES GONE, SHES GONE AWAY

ain't no united kingdom on that map - nigga be lying

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wtf lynch

1 9 5 6 B O Y S

>>84297900
Like all women

So when does Cooper go to the RR diner and says that's some damn fine coffee?

GOJIRA

>>84297917
never normie

Who's this new?

No one gets that excited about finding a penny

Is that fucking Grimes?

>did you like that song
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84297917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE

david you madman. he's taking the absolute piss. each sequence will take months to decipher.

>>84297917
please go back to redd*t

>>84297940
it was heads up though

>>84297934
I bet that was Laura's mom when she was young.

fuckin ads again:/

ZOMBIE

who is this young Jewess princess?

http://pitchfork.com/news/nine-inch-nails-performs-on-twin-peaks-watch/

Alex Jones?

Cooper was born in 56

his parents gonna desert fuck

GOT A LIGHT

Frog roach why

Good fucking god what is happening tonight.

So basically, the nuke created a pathway to the black lodge?

>Nukes invented the homeless
L Y N C H E D

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This is the origin of the Twin Peaks nexus. Enjoy it while it lasts, my friends.

got a light?

>>84297917
He's too edgy for that now
Lynch is a hack
They never should've taken off his leash

>>84298001
I think it just opened up some stuff.

new meme

this has completely demolished my understanding of what is possible on television

>>84297995
Damn good, covfefe

>>84297997
i don't think anyone knows not even Lynch himself

The nuke brought in interdimensional anomalies , including the Black Lodge

>2 week break after this

So OK:

BOB was born in Trinity. Or Trinity allowed BOB to escape to Earth. TMFAP created Laura to... trap him? Basically?

>>84298041
>Trinity
wtf is that?

This. Sucks.

PERKY

>>84298038
2 FUCKING WEEKS?

>>84297994
Creepy

Кpeeпй
p
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Is this the origin of the BLACKED Lodge?

>>84298059
yep, check the showtime site for when episode 9 airs

this kid looks like an older sonny jim :3

Filthy hobo dance team gets around

>>84298059
TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?

U N P L E A S A N T

>>84298020
>Lynch, Kojima, Lucas given total freedom
>Work goes to total shit

Really makes you think

>>84298059
Forfa July meme

>>84298052

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)

From the date and time before the big ol bomb.. first US nuclear test.

>>84298063
kys

>bob rapes the young girl
>young girl births cooper
>cooper has an affinity towards rape victims

GOT A LIGHT

GOT A LIGHT

GOT A LIGHT

GOT A LIGHT

GOT A LIGHT

somebody post that picture of a normie getting lynched

>tfw no dougie jones antics

>>84297738
Where?

FUCKING BASED NIN PLUG

Great song

Coops parents look... young

Is this a young Leland, is he going to get BOB'd?

What song is this
We Roy Orbison now?

>>84298094
Didn't Cooper or wasn't Annie who said something like that?

Nothing fucking happened this ep

>>84298098
>tfw Dougie is now normie-tier

>>84298135

>origin story
>nothing fucking happened

LYNCHED

>>84298089
Oh right, for some reason I thought it's a specific extra dimensional location

>>84298120
It's obviously Laura's parents.

Even more violence against women. Fucking misogynist pig.

>yfw that boy becomes the manifestation of BOB

Got a light?

>>84297674
>>84298019
>>84298095
the horse is the white of the eyes

gotta light?

>>84298138
>Dougie is now normie-tier
He always was.

>>84298168
We flamebots now.

Is this set in TP or new mexico?

what the fuck is happening

This episode should've been longer

that "homeless" guy is called Woodsman by the way

THIS IS THE WATER

>>84298166
This!

really what song was that

OH FUCK

>>84298232
This is the water and this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

I just googled what the guy is reading, and the only result is commercialsihate.com

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

this is the well

>>84298243
THIS IS THE WELL

BUGGED

>>84298224
Twin Peaks is in New Mexico.

except for the shitty nine inch nails bit, this has been the best episode by far

F R O G R O A C H

THE HORSE!

>>84298264
>This is the water and this is the well.

This phrase has three hits on google, 2 of which were posted in the last day. WTF?

WE GONG SHOW NOW

>>84298292
Yeah, no shit.

man this is kafkaesque

>>84298268
it literally means nothing
lynch is a hack who makes "lol so randum XDDD" shit to hide the fact that he has no real ideas

GET IN THERE

That girl is the new Laura

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just give him a light ffs

>>84298249

the one on the radio? "my prayer" by the platters

>>84298279
muh dick

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>>84298316
>Laura's Mom is the new Laura

This was the worst episode by far. Fuck your Lynch. I will not be watching anymore you hack piece of garbage.

>>84298346
FROGGED

Dammit it's over.

U N P L E A S A N T

>>84298354
See you in two weeks

>>84298354

gtfo and don't come back

>"The" Nine Inch Nails

what did he mean by this

>>84297562
Who gives a shit

>Stunt Woodsman

This was the greatest hour in TV history.

>>84298316
THAT'S GOTTA BE SARAH PALMER

Silicon Valley going to seem rawther dull, I'm afraid.

>>84298314
>>84298354
LYNCHED

bookfags please explain this episode

This was a genuinely awful episode. This was Lynch at his most self-indulgent.

>>84298369
see you in 25 years

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need a light?

>Slow 30s Room

A new song from Lynch?

>>84298354
>worst episode
>it's actually the best episode
F I L T E RE D

Well, I got LYNCHED, I don't what the fuck happened during this whole hour.
See you niggers in 2 weeks thanks to the 4th of July meme.

>>84298346
>when she'd rather get deepthroated by a bug/fly thing instead of holding hands with you

Well, there you fucking go, naysayers.

>>84298403
topkek

>>84298316
I don't remember flying frog violation for Laura

I think the 4 black painted dudes are the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, hence the horse noise at the end.

Anyone else want more from the 50's? That was comfy.

fuck cooper was born in 1956

he's the chosen one

I liked it

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Two weeks
Wtf

is the girl Judy?

>>84298398
Nah, that's the episode where the better you understand the story, the more appreciative you are of it.

Holy shit, I know people refer to anything "weird" as kino around here cause it's a meme but like over half that episode was LITERALLY KINO.

I need to lie down.

>>84298412
There's literally no way you think that, you fucking contrarian.

>>84298437
Me too

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>>84298422

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This was the greatest episode ever.

What just happened? Honestly, what a waste of an hour

>>84298095
Is this /our/ new meme?

>>84298301
Well, it's going to be a lot more then that soon.

>>84298313
It's David Lynch, of course it's Kafkaesque.

well i'm afraid i've been LYNCHED

>tfw my mom is loving this

>>84298301
It just keeps suggesting Dracula for me.

did we all get LYNCHED tonight?

>>84298346
Judy?
>>84298363
Kek?

>>84298435
Muad'Dib

Holy shit. Lynch is God.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22This+is+the+water+and+this+is+the+well%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Bretty good episode. Little excessive, but it was good.

I'm fucking speechless

normies are going to be pissed

This was the best episode yet, by far.

Watched that episode with my mother who's never seen the series before AMA

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>>84298392
Frost HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Good god.

>>84298434
the paris sisters are the only white people ive found that make this type of music, they were featured last episode

The 'commercialsihate' website that returns results for the 'this is the water' thing is 503ing because so many people are trying to get on. Can anyone who got on post a screencap?

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>>84298486
every single one of us

SHOWTIME ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>84297795
This, unironically. Fucking abysmal. This was basically Lynch doing a parody of himself because he's senile

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jE6q5TkFTX

>>84298432
Horsemen of the Apocalypse had distinct colors.

Man that was 50 minutes of fucking boring and 10 minutes of something

the divide grows deeper

Absolutely biblical

>>84298354
not sure if megapleb or b8.

>>84298392
Read a book.

>>84298495
what the fuck

>>84297338


cool. the final season is now half over and lynch did a 89% filler episode....


that shit was cool but coulda been condensed more and had a little bit of story progression. jefferies at the end or something woulda been perfect but no...

>>84298449
>plebs than haven't even watched Eraserhead, or a Stan Brakhage film or don't know who the fuck Penderecki is, getting lynched

This episode was a fucking masterpiece

>>84298500
I was getting a little sick of mumbling Dale the Insurance Man, honestly.

how to btfo theory fags and normies in under one hour
>this isn't what I wrote, David

>>84298346
can we get a webm of this?

>>84298495
wtf
click in cached

>>84298520
Their horses have distinct colors, not the horsemen.

>>84297537
Word, brother. Word

>>84298512

It's just at the very bottom under the vBulletin thing, in plain text. What is scary is it's in a google cache of one of the posts from 6 hours ago going by the GMT timestamp.

>>84298495
ty

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>>84298512

Some forum

So that was the white lodge yeah?
So they sent out the "spirit of Laura Palmer" to start a chain of events that leads to Coop going to twin peaks yeah? Because that's what needs to happen, Coop is meant to change the world yeah? Because of the atom bomb going off has dire consequences on the world?
I think I got it... I need a re-watch

Need more 50's kino from Lynch

NEW

>>84298569
>>84298569
>>84298569

>>84298542
this is why you'll never make kino

so what was up with the Laura orb is that her soul or something?

WHY DID HE DO THIS TO ME
HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT PHOBIA I HAVE, RIGHT THERE ARE AT THE END

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>>84297666
Hahaha Satanic trips got
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>thinkin if I should smoke DMT in the near future or I'm not ready for it yet
>watch this episode

really makes me think

wait why did they credit experiment model erica enyon for this episode? because of the cgi body spitting out cgi garmonbozia/bob? I guess that did look like her..

>>84298588
>>84298588
>>84298588
>>84298588
>>84298588

>>84298542
Who the fuck needs story when you have K I N O.
You just don't get it

>>84298542
Yeah. Every sequence was 2x too long, including the dead DoppelCoop sequence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JplmZGzweVc

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ERASERHEAD AND 2001 HAD A LOVECHILD AND IT'S NAME IS TWIN PEAKS EPISODE 8 SEASON 3

>>84297523
white lodge
>>84297528
hopefully

>>84298495
Service unavailable on all the links.

>>84298121
Leland was raped as a little boy by Bob

This was gold, but the normie Showtime execs might disagree.

What's the chance they'll pull all future episodes after this?

>>84298495
wtf, it's on the bottom of every page of the website

>>84298545
Nah, the episode was trash no matter how much you try to defend it with your Film 101 level knowledge.

>>84298581
>>84298605
Christ

>>84298578
That's what I thought. was kinda pissed to see laura's face in the golden orb since she was NOT PURE, kinda expected dale's but I guess it's still the same message.

>>84298577
>Sarah "McLachlan" one of the posters
Coincidence?

>>84298542
>that shit was cool but coulda been condensed more and had a little bit of story progression
Don't you have a soccer game to drive your kids to?

>>84298403
Underrated post

>>84298635
http://www.commercialsihate.com/

>>84298559
Correct

>>84298352
she is bob's mother, not lauras mother

>>84297461
what is kino

>>84297666

Fuck off. Go back to your Game of Thrones.

>>84298644
what the honest to god fuck is even going on right now...

>>84298700
lynch at it again

>>84298495
>https://www.google.com/search?q=%22This+is+the+water+and+this+is+the+well%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

We may have an ARG on our hands. That would be a great way to spend two weeks.

Alright, is there porn of this episode yet?

>>84297642
it's basically 45 straight minutes of psychedelic imagery. Explosions, flashing colors. Extremely drawn out, flashing shots of objects and people. Vague story elements such as Laura's face appearing in a glowing golden sphere created by the giant. 25 minute story about a dugpa saying spooky things into a radio and a mysterious bug crawling around the desert in black and white.

>>84298788
I FUCKING HOPE SO

>>84298495

what in the the fuck >>84298635

scroll down http://www.commercialsihate.com/

>>84298403
LETS BURN

>>84297642
PREPARE FUCKING ANUS

all that can really be said, my friend

>>84298644
Fucking knew it was 'ascend' not 'descend'.

>servers on that site overloaded RN

kek

>>84298865
discussion of that pic in the other thread

>>84298627
>He doesn't realize that Lynch and the president of the network are good pals irl

Quit being paranoid and learn how the world works