Spider-Man: Homecoming

>THE FUCKING LOBBY BOY

>>84293723
Flash Thompson?
more like:
(Can't) Flush Toiletson

POO

>cast Flash Thompson for new spiderman movie
>Flash Thompson is an asshole and unsympathetic character
>use a pajeet for the role

What did Marvel-Disney mean by this?

>>84293723
>mocks peter for using a toilet instead of the street

>SPIC MAN

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>>84293777
OP here, I'm embarrassed I couldn't think of a poo joke

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This is the new Harry Osborn

>BOTH male leads shorter than Gadot
stop supporting manlet movies

>Hey Peter...you're family is so poor I bet you don't even have a sidewalk to shit on.

I honestly don't even get this insult?? wouldn't you be poor if you DID shit on a sidewalk??? I don't get the new direction this series is taking

>>84293723
but Flash is supposed to be the bully wtf

>>84293723
gtfo. u cant be serious lol

>hey Peter my skin is colour poo poo heh heh

>>84293723
>>84293886
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Isnt flash suppose to be a chad? Star QB and a military vet of some shit.

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>>84293723
I genuinely cannot understand Marvel's thought process for this. If they wanted to add some (((diversity))) to the cast, why not just make Flash Thompson a ripped black dude, or Hispanic dude? Hell, if they're fixed on making him a Pajeet, why not find a ripped one to play him instead?
I actually liked Tony Revolori, both in Grand Budapest and in Dope, but he's clearly a bad choice for Flash Thompson.

>>84293914
did Raimi go too far?

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>>84293723
Who is this little twerp going to bully, kek?

>>84293846
They are so fucking gay it's ridiculous

>>84293787
IN

>>84293723
From what I've seen Indian Flash has the same personality that he had in the comics and previous film/tv appearances. He's not a jock but he's a bully in a sense.

>>84293979
Eugh toxic
Dont you know bullies are betas possing as alphas in the virtual realm that is internet?

>>84293979
Why is this so rare?
I literally have never seen a buff aryan outside of a few cartoons where they're bodyguards

>>84293723
>the bully gets bullied
wow, bravo marvel, bravo

>>84294035
you'd be surprised

http://www.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/delhi-he-offered-to-pay-if-they-used-public-toilet-they-beat-him-to-death-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html

Indians can be very dangerous especially when threatened by porcelain

more like fresh thompson

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>>84293777

>>84294035
read the spoilers
hes the chad thats always nice and trying to help the beta

>>84294063
LOO

>>84294063
LOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>84293723
Thanks /tv/, you have made me racist.

When I saw that thumbnail my first thought was "a movie named SPIC MAN".

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>>84293723
>>84293846
This may well be the most progressive movie I've ever seen. Not a single straight White male in sight.

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>>84293777

>>84293723
So Peter can't fight back against Flash's bullying anymore, right? If he does it'd be a hate crime.

>>84293777
Never change /tv/

>>84293723
>mtf shit in streets tranny Flash

It's going to suck

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>>84294401

>>84294401
Is a basketball man-child bullying a full grown middle aged man?

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>>84294270
How have movies declined so quickly?

This looks worse than a fucking soap opera. It's like some home movie where they took their 8 year old kids and had them dress up to pretend to be high schoolers.

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>>84294457
asserting dominance, not like it was needed though

>>84294401
That is hilarious.

>>84294457
Don't be so sjw.

>>84294467
Dude, shut up. The movie is supposed to be a love letter to the memory of John Hughes.

Alt right pussies cry about literally everything

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>>84294607
Breakfast Club John Hughes or Home Alone sequels John Hughes seems like the latter to me

>>84294607
Is this some sort of inside joke?

>>84294607
John Hughes movies sucked so much.

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>>84293723
THE REVIEWS ARE IN

MARVEL-KEKS BACKED THE FUCK OUT

B T F O
T
F
O

Isn't it weird seeing 30+ year olds at a movie theater watching a movie about a high schooler?

>>84295098
All grown ups, including normies, want to go back to highschool for some odd reason. Everyone is a pedophile and if you find adults attractive then you're a fucking uncool weirdo.

>>84293723
inb4 $2BN """"""reported""""" earnings

>>84293723
>poo in loo intimidating anyone

kek

>>84295046
fake and gay, like the DCEU's credibility

>>84294401
is that why kim divorced him so quick?

FYI he's Guatemalan inb4 squatamalan

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>>84294390
Liberals cannot tolerate white resurgence. They are all braindead zombies who follow their Jewish overlords. Jews are not whites, and they will do all in their power to eliminate us from the face of the earth. Liberal white "people" will be permitted the chance to live so long as they breed only with niggers (either African or sand) and convert to Islam.

>>84295030
Uncle Buck was good, but yeah you're pretty much not wrong

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>>84294572
Chances are, you're closer in size to the middle aged guy and to be the receiving end of this kind of bullying. It's a punk move. You outgrow these things once you get older unless you're a faggot who likes to take it.

>>84293813
>pajeet
>has italian name

frucking retard learn wot as pajeet is you fucking racist jew

>>84294457
>bullying
are you serious?

>>84295046
As if. Critics are mostly man children who grew up in the 80's and 90's these days. Comic book movies only have to be forgettable to be praised as masterpieces. It will land in 90% and be forgotten in a month

>>84293813
>Flash Thompson is an asshole and unsympathetic character
Flash becomes Peter's friend fairly quickly before going to serve in Vietnam in the comics

>>84294467
International markets, dumber domestic audience, movie universes, and the jews going full propaganda.

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>tfw Homocumming is unironically more diverse than WE WUZ KANGZ

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>>84293777

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>>84293777
>those digits
FUCKIN CHECKED!

>>84297546
well Peter was only in high school for like two years worth of comics I think

Flashjeet Thommana

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>>84293777
these trips don't lie

I thought he was Peruvian
Is he a poo?

>>84293723
Makes sense. in modern america white males are the betas and colored people are the chads.

>>84293723
why they couldn't instead make NEW CHRACTERS?

>>84294531
>asserting dominance by making people do gay shit
I never understood this American phenomenon.

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>>84293723
el FLASHO!

Was this a dig at Snyder desu?

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At least its confirmed that this isnt Mary Jane.

>>84293777
hows it possible to make a joke then get rips? is this rigged

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>>84293821
Underrated post

>>84295947
Oh shit, he's a spic. Fuck, I can't tell mystery meat brown people apart.

>>84294467
is that 35 year old dude playing flash in your pic any better really?

>>84295257
>liberuhls r stoopid
>da joos
So I'm guessing you're against free speech and gun rights?

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>>84301700
Yes. He's white and 6' tall, at least. The pajeet isn't even taller than Peter.

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>>84301844
>Dat hoverhand from the fat Korean guy

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>>84293813
.

>>84295221
Not this guy, its some other guy.

>>84293860
I think WW being taller than spidey makes sense

>>84293723
so are Muslims bullies now? cause they realize that Flash Thompson was a dick

>>84297546
he started being less of a dick after Spider Man appeared but he bullied Peter before that

>>84294434
that got really gay at the end

>>84293723
Indians are the Chads now. They dominate the tech industry and are ceo's of most silicon valley companies. No one can compete with their sellout-ness

>>84301476
isnt her name like Michelle Jones or something? :^)

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>>84293777
hearty fucking kek

>>84297733
>15 dollars in china

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>>84293723
Why the fuck is this poo in the loo flash Thompson agent venom is supposed to be a Chad Vet amputee not some skinny little fucking Curry Nigger

>>84297733
The real question is what the fuck is the poster gonna look like in China?

>>84304884
Probably won't make it into China.

>>84294078
>getting bullied by an Indian in high school

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>>84294270
THATS MY JACKET!!!!

>>84304419
>CEO meme
They make good ceo's because there cheaper to pay, thus shareholders taking a bigger cut.
Its all about cheap labor

>>84306885
sikihis are bro-tier, bro.

>>84306983
Fucking perfect.

>>84294401
why is this allowed?

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>>84293777

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>Watch Superhero movies

>>84296104
t. chad

>>84293723
why the fuck don't they just create a new character? This is retarded

>>84294401
Could sue for sexual harassment and get a mill.

>>84293723
DESIGNATED

>>84304518
M j? Those fuckers are trying to fuck with us

>>84293979
But he is a spic

Disney proving here that diversity is profitable

>>84310916
>Disney proving here that manlets are profitable
Fixed.

>>84304518
nah she is michelle tommson or something child of vulture

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Related?

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>>84304518
According to leakers

Reminder that this whole situation started because people took seriously the same idiot "insider" that said Ego was a fakeout and not Starlord's father

>>84293777
LOO'ED

>>84293846
the only time hoverhands are appropriate

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>>84293723
I had hope...

But thanks for ruining what could have been good Disney... The Venom movie SHOULD have not had anything to do with the shitty MCU Spiderman but unfortunately Sony has decided to apparently make it set in that universe so Spiderman can show up in it.

Fucking terrible. I absolutely hate what Disney has done with Spiderman. He was perfectly fine in the Sam Raimi and Marc Webb movies and by that I mean: I love seeing Spiderman on his own, fighting his own battles and Oscorp being like this Tower of Babel type of thing instead of Tony Stark giving Spiderman new suits and technology and Spiderman teaming up with the Avengers...

I DO NOT CARE if this happens in the comics. This is absolutely shit to see on screen and they should do what Chris Nolan did: make Spiderman set in a realistic New York like Sam Raimi did and making it gritty and not so light hearted and friendly.

>>84297733
This will tank internationally.
Niggers are convinced that white americans hate them, but in fact the rest of the world hates them more. They'll probably blame the consequences of colonialism and racism in american cinema when this will happen.

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>>84293777

>>84301476
Yo petey where dat dank weed at hehe

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>>84293777

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>>84293777
>this is considered the peak of comedy by /tv/

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>>84294467
Amazing Films clearly had the best Flash.

>>84293723
>tony ravioli

What does he mean by this?

>>84293787
>>84293813
>>84293821
>>84293777
>>84293914
>>84294063
>>84294186
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>>84299059
>>84301844
>>84306885
>>84309752
>all brown people are pajeets
American """"""""""""education"""""""""""" everybody

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Idris would be too old for the role right?

Tony Revolori seems like an okay choice, respecting the original iteration and all.

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>>84294270
LAURA "BLEACH MY BLACK PUSSY" HARRIER

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>>84293846
Aren't they adorable?

>>84304761
There were leaks that the pajeet is the Flash Jr, younger brother. He ends up in a coma at the end of the movie. And his vet brother rolls in in a wheelchair to see his little brother.
They basically split Flash into two- the bully and vet is the older brother, and the Flash that is Spidey's biggest fan is the younger.
And Agent Venom is never gonna happen. They are even using Carnage in Venom's solo movie.

>>84293723
You're late

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>>84293777 (You)
Upvoted

>>84293777
>MFW India is destroyed forever because of this post

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>>84293777
Show me your wall, Donald.

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>>84293777
65% white detected

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>>84294401

>chad a multimillionaire ace basketball player and betas have to massage their legs for sub minimum pay

>>84304297
That's when it gets funny, friend.
>>84294457
pls no bulli

>>84295230
fyi, nobody cares shitskin

>>84293846
when will they learn?

>>84295418
If you had ever played organized sports guys do gay shit all the time especially when stretching. It's not bullying if the dude probably geeked out and said "I'm not sucking your chode faggot."

It's a new character called Manuel that Disney/Marvel 'asked' Sony to rebrand Flash Thompson.

>>84315594
>As an added bonus, Deadline also revealed today that The Grand Budapest Hotel star Tony Revolori has been added to Spider-Man: Homecoming’s cast as Peter Parker’s classmate. The Wrap’s own coverage of Revolori’s casting names his character as Manuel, but there are conflicting reports about what this character’s relationship with Peter is. The Wrap labels him as a friend, while Deadline labels him as Peter’s "nemesis/enemy," though not to the point that he’ll become a super villain. Assuming his name really is Manuel, here we do have a case of an original character being included, so no looking to the source material to see what Revolori’s character is like. That said, if he wasn’t named that and was Peter’s enemy, one would wonder if he was playing Flash Thompson.

I guess he was always meant to be the 'Flash' of the movie?

>>84294467
Lol he's married to big tits Sophia from modern family

>>84293723
And Zendaya is Michelle Jane aka MJ.

>>84315871
How many variations of this have you guys come up

>Michelle Jane
>Michelld Jones
>Michelle Johnson

>>84294270
God I love how RDJ can't contain his eye roll for one sentence.
>yeah I am was so excited about introducing spider-man for civil war
He seems so sick of Superheroes

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>>84293777
India/Disney/Marvel BTFO

>>84293723
>Spic
>""man""
Lol