stahp it rahn

what if ron became president of the united state

What if the cabs never showed up?

>>84293516

a ron ron juice in every house

what if Jwow got punched instead?

>>84294295
if she got hit on her windpipe maybe her voice wouldn't be so fucking raspy

what if snooki was only into black guys?

>>84293516
Only if single Ronnie was prez and drunk Ronnie was vice prez.

What if Mike was sober?

pauly d GOAT

>>84294742
> he's not a Vinny guy

>>84294893
>he identifies with the cuck of the squad

>>84294893
vinny was good in the first couple of seasons but pauly quickly takes over
their bromance is beautiful

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>It's a Louie and Tony episode

>>84294742
pauly is the best human bean of the show

>>84294893
so, how big was the guy?

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>>84293480
was /tv/ hype for jersey shore?

i always overheard kids talking about it when i was in high school. i ended up binge watching it several years later

>>84295201
All I know is
>tfw no more Shore threads on /sp/

>>84294295
probably would've taken more than one punch to bring her down

>>84295201

When did MTV stop producing the absolute highest grade of reality television?

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>>84295247
Oh?

> punch snooki
> forced to join the army

Everything went better than expected

CABS UH HERE

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>>84295201
Dude we had /js/ livethreads every episode. Power rankings (Duck Phone is always #1) and all that shit. It started on /sp/ but then we got moved to here because apparently the /sp/ mod didn't know that being a guido juicehead and smashing grenades is a sport. I used to have a billion pictures from those threads and all types of screencaps from the episodes but I lost them in a hard drive crash a few years ago.

>>84295201
man i used to think they were ripped

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>It's a The Staten Island Dump puts out one of the worst songs ever episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2glxVAYA_A

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>>84295549

>I'm hot like an ice cream cone

ywn have a comfy life of gym, tanning, and laundry with your friends, have family dinner, while you bang whooars at night.

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>>84295486

>Its a situation hypes up Drama episode

>>84295717
I did that for a Summer. It was pretty great, we didn't fuck up and allow women to stay with us so there was no drama outside of who was gonna clean up the puke or if a girl wouldn't leave in the morning. Some bitches just can't take a hint.

>>84293480
i cant find a fucking uncensored torrent

wait they censored "cum" but didnt censor "fuck"

>>84295549

At least it isn't as bad as Farrah Abraham's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""song""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjSIRa5sF1Q

Didn't Britain make a version of this that has been on for like fifteen seasons?

>>84295717
Hoor

>>84295486
>DivX

>>84296648
II think it was Ireland or Scotland. Georgie Shore.

There are other countries with similar shows as well that were produced after the success of Jersey Shore.

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>>84296648
Geordie Shore, it's a weak imitation but at least you get to see the skanks tits. If I remember right in the very first episode five minutes after this one girl showed up in the house she was already fucking one of the guys. Now that's a hoooer.

>>84296946
Is it worth a watch? Would be a good show for background noise sometimes.

is this available on US Netflix? it's not on Canadian unfortunately, would love to rewatch

>>84296997
If you can follow what they're saying.

>>84293480
This show was so retarded yet so good.

>>84297010
Nope

>>84295099
4u

>>84297010
I think it's on Hulu, or it was.

>>84295486
can you post some of your screencaps?

>>84297162
>I lost them in a hard drive crash a few years ago

They're gone bro.

>>84295486
those were the fucking days man.

>>84297200
Wait, why did you have a general on /sp/ of all places???

>>84297247
based bro culture

>>84297247
/sp/ was the Wild West back then. We pretty much did whatever the hell we wanted. Then some bastard decided to make the sports board about sports, what a fucker.

>>84297230
I know, right?

>>84297295
>>84297333
y'all nibbas remember /sp/hl, fat man, flyguy, tyrone biggums?

>>84296276
Sounds like a bonus track on a Kanye album
The "I still" part is lit desu

>>84297200
just post a few then

>watching Geordie Shore
>guy is laying on a couch outside watching TV or some shit
>chick says she's bored
>walks over and pulls his cock out of his shorts and starts blowing him
>he's just like whatever

wew these slags take whorishness to another level.

>>84297665
Downloading season 1 now

>>84297619
I can't post something I don't have.

>>84297746
i would like to see some if you can post them please

>>84297665

They're got some top tier thicc slags on there.

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Beep beep
Best whyfoo coming through

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>>84297936

Forgot my pic.

>>84297961
More like BEEP BEEP garbage truck backing up.

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I didn't know that it was possible but the girls from Geordie Shore are bigger whores than the girls on Jersey Shore.

>>84296997
It's pretty good.

Scotty is /ourguy/.

>>84298147
Do they always speak in rhymes?

>>84296648
>>84296940
Geordie Shore
people from Newcastle are called Geordies

Since we're on the subject of reality whores, have any more of the Rock of Love / Flavor of Love chicks done porn in the past few years? You gotta figure at least some of them must have considering they had no other career options after the show ended.

>>84298670
jesus it feels like those were a million years ago

>>84296648
>>84296946
binging this on the mtv site, absolute slag kino
>>84297966
vicky a cute. CUTE!

jersey shore was good tv, The guys were funny as fuck. I always wondered if snooki never got punched in the face would it be as popular? The only reason i ever heard about this show was because of the punch everyone was talking about it from local, cable, and world news to entertainment news

>>84298670
I use to get high to these in middle school lmfao.

>>84298372
British people often do when amongst their own kind, yes

>>84298670
The coal burner from Tool Academy on VH1 that aired around that same time is the porn chick that tested positive for HIV a little while back. Two of the dudes from that show did gay for pay porn together too.

I know Hoopz had a sex tape but it never fully leaked, New York had a sextape where she was getting pounded by a white dude, Frenchie, Brandi C., Brandi M., Toastee, Raven, Natasha, and Megan from Rock of Love all did hardcore porn. Pumpkin, Taystee, Buckey, Nibblz, and a couple other ones from Flavor of Love did hardcore too.

Best cast member: Duck phone

Best guy: Pauly D

Hottest girl: Sam

Best personality girl: JWoww

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>>84299471
>tfw DJ Pauly D is one of the best DJs in the world and is making over $10mil a year DJing in Vegas now

>>84299248
>Two of the dudes from that show did gay for pay porn together too

Six actually.

I need some official rankings up in here.

>>84294742
>tfw she's stalking your whole life

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>>84299248

>tfw just busted a nut to a Frenchie hardcore scene

>>84299248

The girl that shit on the floor did one too. It's gross.

IT'S T-SHIRT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

How did Vinny get so much pussy, he was the ugliest

>>84299594
Embarrassing.

>>84302329
The haircut or the money he's making DJing?

>>84302390
The world standard of disc jockeying.

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Cause why not

>>84293535
>how is this so old that it's pre-uber

>>84302474

Apparently he's actually really good at it. Not a fake DJ like Paris Hilton or something. He's been doing it since he was a teenager.

>>84302672
Paris Hilton is actually really good.

>>84302478
snookie cookie.jpg.exe

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>>84302724
>>84302672
I don't believe either of you.

Italians really are human garbage.

>>84302808
Snooki is actually Peruvian and adopted by an Italian which makes her a huge bigot if you really think about what she said on the show.

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>>84298147
>I flash me gash for twenty cash

>>84302478
I'd unashamedly fuck her

>>84302478
Sammi's nude is the GOAT leaked nude from JS.

>>84302889
Like what?

>>84305621
Guido this, wops that, shit that if you aren't a filthy Italian is pretty offensive. It's like a Mexican walking up to a group of black people and being like "US NIGGERS AMIRITE?!"

>>84305757
Ah, ok, didn't know guido was considered offensive

>>84299471
Fuck I wanted jwow before the plastic surgery

>>84305757

>It's like a Mexican walking up to a group of black people and being like "US NIGGERS AMIRITE?!"

lel

>>84305757
mexicans definitely say nigger and refer to each other/black people as niggers all the time

>>84307293

Well they aren't wrong.

>>84296648
Poland had one too it was piss

Old /tv/ would have had this thread over 300 posts in an hour.

I'm not mad at you /tv/, just disappointed.

>>84307293
no we don't

>>84308102
you're a fucking basment dwelling 4chan autist, you don't speak for shit

>>84308129
ditto

>>84307293
>>84307324
>>84308102
>>84308129
>>84308324
get learn't, whiteys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorppMwz3O8

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>>84308470

Thank you for being the voice of the entire black community, Ja Rule.

>>84308470

WHERE IS JA!?!?!

>>84308580
he's not wrong

>>84308656
yes he is, that's why people got upset she said it.

>>84308470
>its not about being from the hood that gives you a pass to say it
>its about being that minority

trailer trash btfo

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I was surprised they didn't fuck once, Jwoww's outburst with the punch seemed to be based on some fucked up jealousy.

>>84308706
except he explains it was because whiteys saw her as a non-hood icon

Pepper your angus for the most cringy shit ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30