HydeWars #16 is out

>>84287394
Reminder that Sam works at The Moose Cafe in Tiverton (near Fall River) part-time and has become everything he mocked for years.

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I JUST SOLD 6000 BOOKS

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give me back my show tim

So he started eating cause he couldn't handle losing his show?

>>84287536
he has $260k in cash

why would he need to work

>>84287809
You fell for the meme? He is working part time at a coffee shop, go see for yourself.

>>84287394

who's this?

Sam you look great.

Is he I can't get any pussy guy? Looks like him

>>84287394

Tim did nothing wrong.

>>84287826
>You fell for the meme?

>it's a big conspiracy, he didn't actually sell that many books

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>84287809
That shit'll run out eventually. You need some walking around money.

>>84287839
he's a neo-nazi """comedian"""

You wanna ship it from the colonies, you get on the phone, "OI MATE."

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>one dollar extreme

suicide when?

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Love how triggered the libcucks still get at Sammyboy. If you reply to this post you're triggered. Just get over it libcucks. 8 years.

post his gf. i wanna see the pussy he's slaying

>>84287999
trips of troof

>>84287958
more like 260000 dollar extreme
stay mad lol

so are these worth watching

nothing wrong with sam hyde. he made a lot of money off of his fans. he's not that funny or anything, but he played 4chan like a fiddle. the fucking sympathy game he played with eric wareheim was pure kino.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT /OURNUGGETHEAD/ IS PREACHING NATIONAL SOCIALISM TO THE MASSES AND THERES NOTHING YOU REDDITORS CAN DO ABOUT IT

I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE

>>84287970
why?
he's got tons of money and gets laid every day

>>84288094
tim heidecker* excuse me

keep defending your purchase of his shitty coffee table book. how much has he made off that? 38 bucks a pop and he's sold 6000 from both printings? how much goes to the publisher? nick, charls?

sam you're a faggot.

>>84288123
of course he can

he has $260000 from his book deal

>>84288155
that's gross, how much did he take? how much did he have to pay his buddies? are nick and charls out of the picture because he cashed out on the deal? did mde get cancelled because of internal as politics or because sam is a shitty dude?

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Who do libcucks make it so obvious they're mad at Sam Hyde's politics, money, and the fact that he has a girlfriend?

>>84287536
this
JUST saw him yesterday
he looked like the cuck he is

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>>84287958

>>84288145
>reddit spacing
every.goddamn.time.

That was hilarious when got passed like a bitch by those two cars.

>>84288230
this is a relatively new meme

>>84288182

It's none of your business but the fact is he has more wealth than you and has got more pussy and spent more time on television than you ever will. Your envy is transparent in every post and your bitterness that you lost the election. So what's your next move virgin?

>>84288193

Sam is relatively apolitical in his comedy though he has a conservative bent.

It's better than most comedy nowadays.

>>84287394
>e-celebs

Stop Sam

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>>84288010
>gf
That's long-time MDE collaborator Channing Creager. She appears in some of their old videos

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v_DrzSHfyd8

>>84288345
>with a conservative bent

he seems pretty anti cop/authority

>>84288345

leftypol still posts these threads and circle jerks so they don't believe he's apolitical yet.

>>84288388

Libertarian.

>>84288193
Delete this racist picture.

>>84288385
thank you anon. i've been wondering about her for years

>>84288338
he does have more wealth than me, but i'm also a grad student and 5-10 years younger than he is. he's a bitter "college educated" dude using "capitalism" to cash out. i've never been interested in getting on television so that doesn't resonate with me. it really doesn't come down to me or who i am. you're the shill. projecting virginity onto me or whatever...we all know how to spot a shill these days. also i voted trump so you're really up shit creek now.

I hope they go back to their roots.

MDE was pure gold 2013 - 2015.

Please drop the /pol/shit sam, I know you're reading these threads.

Also tell charls to drop the fucking twitch streaming.

>>84288388
So are neo-nazis so what

Anti-cop isn't liberal

>>84288345
He literally donated $5000 dollars to The Daily Stormer. Sam is confirmed /ourguy/.

>>84288230
It's phone-posting spacing you retard. Long paragraphs look like huge blocks of texts on skinny little screens.

Sam
>now homeless and mentally destroyed

Charls
>video game streaming loser

Nick
>married, owns antique store

>>84288442
holy fuck

>>84288385
It's his gf lol

>>84288465
i didn't say it was, quit foaming at the mouth

as i suspected, andrew is the only one who walked away from mde with more success in store. only one who survived mde

>>84288442
>>84288528

samefag/shill/ass blast virgin libcuck

>>84288087
>>84288124
>>84288155
fuck off Sam

>>84288535
They're just friends

ITT: shitlibs being mad.online™

>>84288497
Nick was always the most talented of the three as well. Charls is a little too off the hinges, but a great actor. Sam is a jew, but has a fun stage presence.

god speed nuggethead. if you read this give your gf a good slap on the ass for me.

>>84288640
>They're just friends
with benefits

>>84287878
You do realize he has said many many times they make very little off the books due to overhead right? and that is nets MDE very little money?

Guess you are just a casual underage fan with zero conception of the real world. Still waiting on your argument too. Faggot.

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Good thread

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Why would liberals expend the effort still talking about sam fucking hyde if they weren't absolutely bitter about Trump being president? Think about it. For 8 years.

nuggethead is my favourite child rapist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=btv6fzg3GM8

>>84288385
Gross he can have her, she looks kind of dirty anyway

>>84288385
which one is the girl?

>tfw liberal mde fan since the beginning

>>84287809
Either you're underage or mexican to think that $260k is a lot

>>84287536
>Reminder that Sam works at The Moose Cafe in Tiverton (near Fall River) part-time and has become everything he mocked for years.
Someone ho works at The Moose Cafe in Tiverton?

>>84288739
I don't believe theres a $950,000 bottle of champagne.

>>84287394
People still watch this guy? lmao

Nick and Charls are way more talented than him anyway

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>>84287394
what went right[/spoile]?

>>84287394
Oh, god! I see this guy mentioned on Reddit all of the time, don't tell me he's caught on here as well. What's so great about this guy?

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>>84287809
lmao he's wearing a $2 beanie from chinese ebay

>>84288457
>go back to their roots
>2013-2015
Fuck off fairweather fan.

He looks homeless, he doesn't seem to be taking the show's cancellation too well.

>>84288182
Love how none of these points were addressed

>>84288442
>"college educated" dude using "capitalism"
Why are these in quotes? He did go to college and is using capitalism

>>84287394
Well this video was pure trash. Rambling randomly in front of a camera isn't funny Sam.

>>84288876
I could retire off that if I invested it properly and got 6% interest every year

>>84289120
>>84288182
It's clearly politics. You don't ask the musical acts to denounce the "alt-right" show because you don't like someone. There's too many different players involved for it just to be a personal grudge against Sam.

>>84289173
>if if if if if
Surely the market will not collapse in your lifetime. It'll keep going up forever! Invest now!

>>84288124
>gets fucked by that tranny every day
FTFY

>>84289241
I'm not gay but I'd suck her feminine penis. She's a qt

>>84289173
> got 6% interest
well, that's the trick, isn't it

>>84289173
>6%
youd be lucky to get 1/10th of that

>>84289241
Yeah, I've seen some pretty incriminating shit about his degeneracy.He seems to have some mental issues.

>short movie

FINALLY NU-MDE CONTENT THAT ISN'T A SHITTY VLOG OR A GODDAM STREAM

I HOPE IT'LL BE WORTH IT

>thats what I said to me landlord when he tried to charge me $700
does he mean his dad?

>>84289218
>Surely the market will not collapse in your lifetime
I'll just invest in bitcoins ^.^

How many books did you order, /tv/? I ordered two.

>>84287809

I like sam but I assume he had to share the 260 with the MDE boys who also contributed. On top of that he was complaining about recently paying a huge amount of tax on the last video for the book, so I dunno if he'll have made much over 60k on the books. Still not bad though

>>84289671
none. i downloaded for free

>>84287809
stop talking shit. youre the guy who said he had $280k in the last thread arent you?

>>84289770
Your loss, the books are very valuable. Jews resell them on ebay for tons of cash.

>>84289815
it's probably about 500k though since he had money from before

>acting like $260k is a lot for a non-teenager
>implying he had a "book deal" when he was selling his shitbook on "vapes.com" or whatever

>>84290018

>acting like a seething virgin libcuck with no power

>>84290064
>if you don't like muh mouthbreathing e-celeb, you're a libcuck
>my love for muh e-celeb is married to muh politics
kys if you can figure out how with your nigger-tier IQ

>>84290018
>acting like $260k is a lot for a non-teenager
it is. it's not a lot to live off, but it's a lot to have as savings

>>84288026
triggered!

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>>84290112

>still crying like a little bitch because he has less money than Sam and Hillary didn't win

Cry more little sweetie bitch. Gonna bump the thread some more?

report e-celeb cancer

>>84288739
/tv/ was shitting on MDE shills for years before the show was made, newfag

>>84290323
why are you lying?

>>84290323
>/tv/ was shitting on MDE shills for years before the show was made, newfag
no, those were /r/ShitRedditSays redditors who kept crying "BAWWW SAM ISN'T GETTING A SHOW" for months and months until they got btfo when it finally aired

>>84288828
How can you reconcile the fact that Sam stands against everything you believe in and fantasizes about people like you being imprisoned and executed?

>>84290323

now this is shilling

>>84290429
i think that's just some weird personal shit on your end

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>>84290190
lol @ NEETs living in flyover states thinking $260k is big money. it's probably inconceivable to you that many educated, upper class white people make more than that as a starting salary.

the highlight of your life was, and will always be, joining an internet cult in 2016 that made you feel big and important in an election. that's why you're randomly bringing up Hillary vs. Trump (who I voted for btw), just like Sam the loser will always refer to his unfunny TV show even into his old age.

>>84290485
>h-he's just being ironic about all the white nationalism stuff!
whatever you have to tell yourself, libcuck ;)

>>84290535
how many pats on the back are you looking for?

>>84290512
>inb4 they say you're from /r/ShitRedditSays

>>84290512
>Trump (who I voted for btw)
>>84288442
>also i voted trump

what's with this weird desperate insecurity. uncomfortable to read

>>84288457
the last hydewar video was pretty good
this one is the worst video he has made

>>84288457
Sam drank the /pol/aid. he won't turn back now. it has become his identity. otherwise he lost his show to Heidecker, Bernstein, etc. all for naught. so he HAS to actually make an audience out of the /pol/cucks or else go back to being NEET.

There are some really bitter people on /tv/, this board is worse than /r9k/ when it comes to bitterness.

For a board that hates Sam you faggots sure love to talk about him.

>>84290906
>120 / 15 / 53 / 1
nah, its baby dicket sammy that shills himself over here
btw sage on all fields

reminder the alt right hasnt watched or know about mde and all they know is the sam hyde meme

they are same people who brings up trump in the threads

>>84290859
>>84290906
SHIDF pls go

>>84290859
It's the lefties/redditors who come here, they get triggered constantly.

whats worse, the posts in this thread or the comments on the video?

>>84290429
feels fine.. lmao

>>84288640

Jesus, friendzoned by that beast even.

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>>84287809
Its like that time I slipped on pee pee at the Mega Lo Mart

>>84290859
THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH FAT VIRGIN NAZIS ALT RIGHTERS KEKISTANIS INSECURE WHITE MALES WITH FRAGILE EGOS.

>>84291416
>INSECURE WHITE MALES

actually this board is filled with angry brown people that obsess over capeshit.

>>84291299
then you're less of a faggot than 99% of the /pol/tards on here

>>84291529
T. Fragile white redditor

>>84287394
>that screencap

Uh, no thanks, I'm good. Its pretty disgusting just to see sam eat. Nevermind regurgitation

>>84287394
He's a true artist. Willing to make sacrifices for his comedy

>>84291591
I like to consider myself a white nigger.

>>84287394
I reported this four-eyed queer to StormFront. They need to know about his disgusting sex life.

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If you don't say
<-----------
You need to return to reddit.

>>84287536
Proof?

He could have went the unfunny, watered down route of h3. Didn't. Does that make him untalented somehow? What's up with faggots insisting talent takes you far? Look at the successful people in this field - filthyreddit, idubz and other degenerate retards. Are they remotely funny or talented?

>>84290906
It's bitter /mlp/ fags that haven't gotten over Sam trying to ruse them. They failed to sick the FBI on him and now they have to make daily threads about him where they circle jerk on how much they hate him.
see >>84290993
and >>84291079

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>>84287536
Holy shit I've been trying to track him down in Fall River.

Thanks for the tip anon.


Does he work weekends or just during the week? What times do you see him there?

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>>84292129
But I thought it was SRS. Or maybe it's CTR? It might even be Tim Heidecker himself being funded by George Soros! Your desperate story keeps changing by the minute.

>>84292238
>implying
/mlp/ had constant general threads trying to report Sam to the FBI. Be retarded elsewhere horse fucker.

I found it amusing that he was recognized at the start of the video. One unidentified gentleman shouted out his name. He really is a huge celebrity .

>>84292108
they got incredibly lucky Youtube chose them to run their ruse on the advertisement companies. They are as expendable as 2 clicks from an admin to put them or take them off the front page

>>84292306
>implying implications
Earlier in the thread you butthurt faggots were literally calling anyone who doesn't like Sam SRS and Hillary voters. Stop embarrassing yourself.

can we talk about world peace or no?

>>84287878
>when the fake laughter is self-harm

>>84292462
t. Joe Bernstein

>>84292640
Not that anon, but how old are you ?

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>>84292640
thanks for proving my point buddy >>84292238

>>84287809
$260k is a lot of money for /tv/ ?
:)

>>84287999
Nice trips, Sam. :^)

>>84292779
At least it is for all the underages from /pol/

>>84292708
>>84292670
retards

>>84293108
Answer this please >>84292670

>>84293108
>this is the intellect of the average MDE fan

>>84293176
>>84293169
haha idiots

>>84292462
>Earlier in the thread you butthurt faggots were literally calling anyone who doesn't like Sam SRS and Hillary voters
First off that wasn't me. Second, they do that because it's the current insult. The /mlp/ stuff is pretty dated by a few years, but I never pass up the opportunity to call someone a horse fucker over a dumb youtube drama on fucking /tv/ of all places.

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>>84288457
This.

I was a hardcore MDE fan but this shit isn't even funny anymore. The comment section used to be fucking hilarious too, now full of the same memes over and over again. So fuckin gay

Sam catering to the neo/pol/ audience will end up killing MDE and already is

>>84287394
His girlfriend sounds like a 4/10 legitimate retard. I don't know whether it's her accent or what, but she sounds like a learning disabled uggo.

>>84287839
Yes that's him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>84293892
probable because its a shemale

>>84287394
ITT:cancer on both sides, I fucking hate all of you.

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>>84288457
>MDE was pure gold 2013 - 2015.
>Please drop the /pol/shit sam
>MDE was pure gold 2013 - 2015.
>Please drop the /pol/shit sam
fucking moron lmao

dude mentions black rapists in europe for dumbfuck rambling video and you're suddenly "muh golden age muh /pol/"
MDE has been 'political' forever, even Tim & Eric have been political since forever, you just don't notice it because it was kept within your own faggot little world.
It's 2017, rape and people of color is part of the world, people are allowed to joke about it, it's 2017 grandpa. If Louis CK is allowed to joke about killing his own daughter, you can joke about anything, it's 2017.


You can't even be a chucklefuck today without a hoard of people claiming you're liberal or alt-right or fucking neopaleoconservative with anarchist values.

>>84293892
>>84294240

this, seen a lot of trap videos on /gif/, girls don't sound like that

>>84294529
This. I don't see why all these pussies on /tv/ lost their sense of humor. Just because /pol/ acts retarded doesn't give anyone else an excuse to.

>>84288457
no charls twitch is great I was crying laughing at the e3 stream

>sam hyde could be rich today
>instead he prefered to pander to /pol/tards and reddit
rofl

>>84294840
>>sam hyde could be rich today
come on now you don't really believe that do you/

>today we are gonna kill someone by building a bomb
>JK.....

HOW EDGY AND FUNNY LAMFAOFAOSDKFFSDAN

>>84287536
honestly I don't see any reason to believe you

>>84288203
take a pic of him and embarrass him on /tv/ if you're not bullshitting. He's not gonna start shit with you if you take a pic of him working.

>>84287394
>tee hee saying things twice makes it funnier!
shit tier """comedian"""

>>84295138
Sam does
That's all that matters
It probably crushes him while he is trying to sleep
It must be horrible

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>>84295279
okay don't, cuck.

>>84288203>>84287536


WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY HIM HEALTH INSURANCE?

What a fucking unfunny loser. Is this "comedy" aimed toward the autistic kid that had no friends and sat alone at lunch?

I love watching angry leftists sperg out in these threads, it's hilarious how butthurt they are.

didnt say one funny thing in 20 minutes, holy fuck.

>>84295470
I'm just confused as to what they're so angry about.

>>84295470
>It's an alt-right retard thinks anyone who disagrees with him is a "leftist" boogeyman post

Like fucking clockwork with you dumb niggers.

>>84295595
funny when mind controlled leftists don't even know they are leftists

>>84295470
name one funny thing he said in the entire video.

>>84295470
>t.15yo

>>84288608
Honestly Chaz, Nick and Andy could get a new show tomorrow if they wanted, 90% of the bad press was aimed at Sam.

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>>84296071
>>84295961
>>84295595
See, I told you guys.

>>84296071
>No!
>You!

sam is my favorite twisted metal character

ass pained liberals really kept this thread alive. thanks for the entertainment you stupid animals. 8 years.

>>84288193
what is gerrymandering

>>84295846

Person with a working brain: "This is fucking terrible."

Fat alt-right mongoloid in a MAGA hat that was made in China: "LEFTIST LEFTIST LEFTIST LIBERAL LIBERAL HILLARY LIBERAL MIND CONTROLLED LEFTIST LIBERAL LIBERAL!"

And you wonder why people like me and many many others have jumped off the Republican bandwagon. We don't want to be lumped in with you mental midgets. You're so tiresome and sad. And as I type this there goes another one >>84296453. Sad.

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He looks more and more like Nick Bate with every video

>>84288457
My politics would be even more radical than Sam's and yet I hated how he shoehorned redpilled shit into World Peace because the way he did it was just not funny whatsoever. I was watching some of MDEs old videos again the other day and was thinking the exact same thing about 2013-15 being their peak, Sam hasn't lost his magic and will always be hilarious though. He's clearly going through a pretty rough time, probably a bout of depression brought on by his mature age and lack of accomplishments or money. Hope he gets out of his rut soon but it's really only downhill from here. Time doesn't stop for anyone, even if you're 32 and your primary source of income and livelihood comes from a small alternative humour channel on youtube

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>If you think that trannyfucking degenerate homo Sam Hyde sucks ass you're a liberal

No sweetheart, that's not how this works.

>>84296274
that's not a NO U unless someone called him a 15-year-old

>>84290124
So basically you're describing Sam's exact situation.

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>>84296585
>>84296583
>>84296526

Keep writhing you dumb crybabies. 8 years.

>>84296526
hahaha

>>84296667
can you even read cuck?

>>84296667
I guarantee I'm more conservative than you are you kikeloving Pajeet.

>>84296667
>My politics would be even more radical than Sam's

God the aut-fright are retarded, couldn't even read the first line of my post without spewing buzzterms

>>84296667
kys

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>>84296730
>>84296740
>>84296770

>the state of libcucks for the next 8 years

It's like picking on children.

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>>84290018
>>acting like $260k is a lot for a non-teenager
Soros? Is you?

>>84296808
I didn't read the other posts you replied to and was unaware that this is obvious bait

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Never reply to Reddit smugness

>>84296526
You really taking the bait bro. He got you good.

>>84296808
>Blumpf

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>>84296880

>literally outing yourself as a libcuck that can't handle opinions

Nice election sweetie, 8 years.

>>84296944
>sweetie
Grown men don't talk like this unless they're queers.

>>84292500
Yeah reading through this thread I see its turned into a political/race debate. I'm out, /tv/ sucks

>>84296808
>>84296944
>Reddit Colbertposter

Should have known.

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>>84296985

Awww, you seem upset now sweetie. Deep breaths, 8 years.

>>84296985
>>84297030
Stop replying to the cunt thats obviously baiting you and stop polluting this thread

>>84296985
This. Whether you're left or right, this kind of smug faggotry is unacceptable. You're not Dr. House. You're not Tony Stark.You're not Tyrion. You people are fucking adults pretending to be snarky epic troll cartoon characters.

>>84288408
Last time I was on leftypol they thought he was pretty funny guy. They really like his Ted Talk.

>>84297132
It's just the Redditors that lose their shit over this sort of thing. They think /tv/ is the place to raid and "fight back" against /pol/.

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>>84297123

If you can't take the heat win the next election sweetie.

What was the point of the story in the video? I'm wondering if Sam is unironically mentally declining

>>84296548
Sup, Alexander?

>>84296548
how are his teeth not pulled out by the time of that picture? they barely look attached

>>84288739
>his show gets canceled
>it's in the news for a week and then nobody talks about it
>all of a sudden now that's MDE and Sam have started to fade into obscurity there's multiple Hyde threads every day
Really gets my noggin joggin

>>84297557
>His teeth
Just about the least disturbing thing about that guy.

>>84297720
>it's in the news for a week and then nobody talks about it

Do you not remember the CONSTANT Eric Andre vs World Peace shitshow threads? I liked both shows and those fucking fanboy threads made me like both a little less.

The only reason people post Hyde threads on /tv/ is because its the board most related to his content.

>>84297279
People seem to not understand lefty pol. The reason people post there is their social views don't match up with the rest of the mainstream left. It's really "lefty" pol. You see a lot of tranny bashing, nationalism and anti-feminism of you go there. They love Gregor Strasser and would unironically support the Nazis if he was the leader instead of Hitler.

Why is no one talking about the fact were finally getting SMOCAINE 3

>>84297849
I do. We had daily MDE threads when they had a show but it got cancelled a couple months ago and there were almost no threads after the whole "comedian gets show cancelled for right wing views" thing blew over on the click bait sites. Then this week we've had multiple threads every day. Purely coincidence.

>>84293892

Sam already said he only has gf as a surrogate mom to clean and cook for him, so he just aims really low so he can have that while he does nothing all day but play around on the internet.

He really is a giant piece of shit.

>>84298102
tfw no mommy gf

>>84296526
keep getting paid to spam mcdonalds threads on ck pajeet, i'm sure all those hours of making pennies in a rundown internet cafe will pay enough for a ticket to the U.S. where you can sell slurpees at 7-11.

what the fuck's happening to him

>>84290429
Not that guy, but this isn't true and also you're allowed to disagree with people on some stuff

Psychos like you are the reason his whole persona has a shit reputation

who's his gf is there any pics of her asking for a friend

>>84287394
I think this is Sam's greatest work to date.

>>84301423
>greatest work
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4

>>84301423
>not OW EHEH EHEHEHE

>>84298514
Speaking of which do we have any pics of Sam Hyde's real mom yet?

>>84287536
JUST

>>84288470
>/ourguy/
>/tv/
fuck off you belligerent faggot you're on the wrong board.

>>84287809
why would he give a shit about health insurance then?

>>84293733
>Go on the MDE subreddit
>Used to be all about videos and upcoming MDE content
>Now it's all about politics

How do people let themselves get so absorbed in this shit, same thing goes for hollywood libcuck fanatics.

>>84287394
LEARN HOW TO EDIT SAM

LEARN HOW TO BE FUNNY SAM

ACTING AUTISTIC WHILE DRIVING IS NOT FUNNY SAM

>>84288457
For real. His videos have been shittier than ever but his newfound dick riding fanbase keep swallowing anything he shits out with pleasure. He's not going to get any better if people keep pretending like it's as good as it used to be. More people need to tell him to quit being a crybaby pussy about his show getting cancelled and actually make an entertaining video again.

>>84290190
lol
>b-but Hillary lost
>you're not allowed to mock me because I supported the idiot that nobody likes
>I'm a winner
Not that you aren't a literal Russian shill

>>84302532
he doesn't
he was lying

>>84302688
>literal Russian shill
you're joking right?

>>84288700
>Sam is a jew
What the fuck do you mean by that? Jesus Christ.

>>84295470
This

>>84302559
>How do people let themselves get so absorbed in this shit
>same thing goes for hollywood libcuck fanatics.
You're pretty absorbed already m8. How "they" do it is through gradual increasing exposure to more and more extreme thoughts being normalized.

Also there's the code words and secret knowledge that are required for a good cult to work. It has to make the people being pulled in think they're superior to others for having the beliefs of the cult. You have secret knowledge. You have words that only mean stuff to other members of the cult. Words like cuck.

>>84302799
(((Hyde)))

bunch of angry assholes, do any of you know how to fight irl? would you pick a fight with fatboy sam if he were in your face? what would you do first?

>>84302776
>disseminating Russian sourced messaging strategy
>literal Russian shill
Nope.

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>MDE fans are so hostile and insecure that they've doomed MDE

It's like potty

>>84287394
f-fake news!

>>84303086
answer the question you fucking pussy, ever been in a fist fight?

>>84303148
listen idiot, i'm 6'2 190lbs of raw muscle and i could easily beat your scrawny ass

>>84296497
what is voter fraud?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jun/19/noncitizen-illegal-vote-number-higher-than-estimat/

>>84302989
>>disseminating Russian sourced messaging strategy
holy fuck you people are legitimately insane
I didn't think the left could grow more insane than it already is, but it's happening

>>84303086
>>84303148
Yes, in Chicago. 7/10 bretty good, will position thumb better next time

That said, MDE fans still ruined MDE and MDE knows this. Enjoy faggots

>>84303179
nah I could fuck you up dude, I swear on me mom I could pulverize you. Seriously living around all the beaners I could kill you, i'd kick your head in like a soccer ball till you stopped breathing. Not everyone on 4cahn is a fat neckbeard, some of us are losers that are in and out of prison.

>>84303363
id make you eat pavement shitstain. you'd run away the moment you saw me coming towards you, but we both know i'd run you down

>>84303363
>>84303385
Children, please

You're both massive homos

>>84302950
i know what you're saying but i literally don't care either way, it's all retarded

>>84303363
whatever weber, whatever you say you fucking chomo piece of shit.

>>84302962
MDE is gay and unfunny. I have a scar on my elbow from where some white trash and his mexican friend tried to rob me outside of a bar. I've knocked 4 people unconscious in my life, I ended up knocking out the white trash guy out twice. I've also had the shit kicked out of me once in middleschool. And I had to be hospitalized in highschool for brain swelling caused by getting sucker punched by a special needs black kid. Since then I learned enough Krav Maga shit that if anyone wants to fight I'm capable of ruining them before they do any further damage to my brain. I like my brain. It makes me money.

>what would you do first?
Elbow you in the fucking face has hard as possible, kick you in the balls and/or guts and ribs, tackle you and smash your fucking face in with hammer punches. Although 5 out of 6 times I've thrown an elbow the person was knocked unconscious immediately. It's like taking a bat to the jaw.

>>84303385
hey you, don't be mad buddy.

>>84303292
>holy fuck you people are legitimately insane
said the unwitting Russian.
>I didn't think the left could grow more insane than it already is, but it's happening
I'm not on the left. I work in the intelligence bureaucracy.

>reported this thread hours ago for being off-topic
>thread still up

Why won't mods do their job?

>>84303628
just hired a whole new army of sjw-right janitors that want /tv/ to be /pol/-lite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJDrbWtma4

OH YAAA

OH YAAA

>>84303420
boys will be boys

>>84303628
you're a fucking chomo and the brothers inside would hang you over the rails bro.

>>84294734
Yeah that really was great.

STICK HIM. STICK HIM LIKE A PIG AND WATCH HIS SOUL LEAVE HIS BODY

>>84303735
le ironic MDE platitude

Keep it up guys, I'm really ROFLing now

>>84303628

How's it off topic? He co-created, wrote, executive produced, and acted in a tv show.

Why does Sam look Asian? Look at those almond eyes. Makes me sick.

>>84297924
Because nobody actually watched the video, they just want to show how mad they are at someone making more money than they ever will

>>84303777
Nice trips even though you said chomo unironically outside a prison.

>>84303931
how was what i said an "mde platitude", i literally just typed the first nonsensical thing that popped into my head you big weird idiot.

>>84304088
and you had to look up the word chomo because you're a faggot without a shed of street smarts.

>>84304156
and yet i could still bench twice your body weight

>>84303669
PEOPLE DON'T FUCK WITH ME

>>84288385
Her youtube is just a lot of anti jew stuff

>>84304250
good luck in prison with that bullshit attitude.

>>84303669
OH YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJD5T2POQVo

Hey! Season premier, I came just like you asked for!

>>84303628
You do know the new janitor is a /v/edditor right?

>>84302678
Interestingly I think he's trying to go back. Some of his recent videos have straight up recycled some old voices and comedic concepts. Doesn't feel the same though

Here's how to fix sam hyde: make him live alone with his mom for another 2 years, cut off contact with pol enablers, let him produce 100 more mirror selfie vids

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>>84305467
Everything you need for success right here

Who gives a shit if he's political or not. His show was fucking garbage lolxDRandum trash.

>>84302678
Except he hardly ever "cries" about being cancelled. And when he does mention it he's just like whatever

has anyone else ever been publicly cucked as quickly afteer entering the limelight as this guy?

i drive to tiverton from ma to go metal detect and i've seen sam hyde at the moose cafe twice. he looks like fucking shit.

>>84305763
Not really dude, it was pretty tight in terms of them and aestheric. and there was only usually 3-5 skits an episode . Watch it again!!

>>84305825
oh please the butthurt has always been palpable with this guy (guess he was a dumb meek nerd growing up?) and it's gotten even worse. used to love his solo videos but now it's just pandery and embarrassing to watch.

>>84303628
ha ha

>>84305876
What are you talking about dude he's just chilling

Did WP remind anyone else a lot of Kids in the hall? Especially the interracial breeding grounds skit

>>84290512
Nobody makes that as a starting salary fucking troll

>>84305875
Might try watching it again. I just didn't see the appeal in the pieces I watched.

>>84287809
I assume you came to that number by calculating his recent book sales. You MUST realize that he only actually receives a small portion of that amount. Not only does he have to share with Charls, Nick and whoever else was involved, a huge chunk of the profits actually went to whoever printed and distributed the book.

>>84287536
pics or it didn't happen. I refuse to believe that somebody would see Sam Hyde working in a cafe and not take a picture.

>>84305942
World Peace kind of reminded me of the Upright Citizens Brigade, like the general feel it went for.
Doubt it was inspired by it but that's I felt.

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>>84287394
Give me back my show Tim... or else I'm gonna FUCK YOU!

>>84306390
>I refuse to believe that somebody would see Sam Hyde working in a cafe and not take a picture.
Yeah he's not that popular and known.....

>>84307228
>He's so well know that I recognize him and would then claim I saw him online
>But not well known enough to take a picture of

>>84307289
he's known here.. fucking here.....
But not to normies, not to anyone else.

>>84306390
i saw him last satruday after spending the day down by seapowet/ferolbink farms. not gonna take a picture of a dude working.

>>84307353
What does that have to do with anything? SOMEONE recognized him but now you're acting like they wouldnt want to take a picture to back up this oh-so-humbling claim?

>>84306866
And you know what? I'm not satisfied with that.
I want YOUR show.
YOU bring YOUR show down here.

Bring MY show, YOUR show, a BAG OF MONEY, DOWNSTAIRS. TEN. MINUTES.

OR ELSE I'M GONNA FUCK YOU!!!

>>84307289
I dont think anyone does or says they do hate him. I just dont think he's worth the spam.