Do you think they should make a trans black gay woman Doctor?

>I know that my argument is flawed
>please don't point that out

>>84286829
would you kindly punch yourself?

What if the doctor is a white man, but he at all times claims to be a black transwoman that is gender fluid?

>>84286996
But it can always be re-written to appeal to his personal tastes!

>>84286829

What if the next doctor is a transracially white ftm lesbian?

he does have a point, Dr Who changes everything else at whim

>>84286829
Isn't the doctor agender or something?

>Romana was able to pick the body she regenerated into
>Twelve regenerated to give himself Caecilius's face as a reminder of his need to protect people

The implication here is that Time Lords have some control over what their regenerations look like.

The Doctor is a white male because he likes being a white male.

>>84286829
>40 out of 104
>comically low

Instead of making 40 shitty titles about non white guys Marvel should try to make at least one good comic like wonder woman

>>84286829
>Marvel released 104 comics
>40 don't have a straigth white male MC
>38% of Marvel comics is a comically low number somehow

>>84286829
how much "non white males" buy those new "diverse" comics?

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>>84287435

Sales are tanking and they are starting to go back on it

So not many

>>84286829
that pie chart is nowhere near accurate

>>84286829
The fuck is Dr. Who?

>>84287232
>he likes being a white male
but that's problematic. why would anybody want to be a fucking white male?

>>84286829
Prove to me the doctor is cis-male.... dumb fucking bear.

>>84287441
will they ever learn?

>>84287441
Honestly you will always know right from their drawings how these gamma male " artists " will loke like.

>>84286829
>marvel is a francise from a white country aimed at white guys made by white guys
>x is a franchise from a black country aimed at black guys made by black guys, with 100% black guys but no one forces diversity because they dont know it exists

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>>84287514
Yeah, why?

>>84287441
>autism shoes
>manlet
>balding
>glasses
>fursona
>likes nintendo
>likes cartoons
>dislikes big meanies
HEH

>>84287441
A CUTE

>>84287507
Nerd version of james bond

>>84286829
He can't even draw Capaldi properly.

I could see them manage to sell the Doctor as a hot female.

Other than that any other variation would probably end up getting a huge viewing figure the first episode and then just disappear into nothing

>>84287585
lol what an idiot

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>>84287441
TO BE COMPLETELY FAIR...

he is right about Brett. Deserves to state his opinions just because of it

>>84287671
lmao what the fuck

these people are so fucking deranged

>>84286829
I thought dobson quit art forever, god damnit

Why is this guy so fucking easy to hate?

>>84287714
if only

>>84286829
Anybody who doesn't report politics threads is actively spreading the cancer

>>84287441
>dislikes mayo

Okay that's the last straw. This faggot needs to end himself

>>84287441
Is this actually for real?
What does his family think of him?

>>84286829
make it a muslim too and kill off the series so I don't have to hear about it any more

>>84287671
How can gays read comics if they die due to AIDS

>>84287729
He shut down his comic for well over a year, Im sad to see its back

>>84287671
I love these type of guys, honestly.
because there is nothing better than their Face after they lectured you about feminism , equality etc infront of a pretty Girl because they think that would impress her and than- just after that egomanic speech ended - the Girl turns to you and leaves with you anway.

>>84287671
Please tell me the 4chan on the monitor has been sbopped in

>>84287750
Mayo is the nigger of White sauces. At least use ranch, alioli or Caesar

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>>84287768
Nope, he is even balder IRL

>>84286829
>40%
>comically low
>lgbtqtbhsmhfam make up less than 2% of the population

Also that blatant misrepresentation with the pie chart. That's not 40% it's more like <30%

Why do people talk about this nobody so much? It just inflates his ego.

>>84287815
It wasn't

>>84287671
>What is wonder woman
>what is black panther
>what is northstar
>what is "reading comics before saying bullshit you fucking weeaboo"

>>84286829
>Time, history, plot, characters, and everything in between can (and should) literally be re-written or changed at any time to capitulate to my weird shallow objections.

>>84287831
To be fair, women do stand for 50% of the population.

It's still a retarded point though. And do women even read comics?

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Everytime this balding furry talks about feminism and treating women with respect, just remember

>>84287691
>He like Voyager

He's gay right?

>>84287722
Because he is one of these people who actually believe the Retardness they are lecturing everybody about.
Especially while you dont care at all and are stuck with that for a brief moment in class, work etc and being to pollite to tell them to shut the fuck up right at the start.
Which usually sends them into pissing pants mode when it happens.

>>84287891
No, and is like saiying "why 99% of barbie dolls are female white girls?"

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>>84286829

>>84287441
the quintessential nu-male

why do you guys get worked up over this shit anyway

>>84287824
That fucking critic quote is absolutely killing me. It's basically saying
>Andrew Dobson does a good job of writing different characters
like that's not something that every single competent fiction writer on the planet does, although even that comes with the qualifier of "most of them". He's basically got a sign behind him saying "I AM (mostly) ADEQUATE".

>>84287817
>One of the five mother sauces of France
>Suggest ranch instead

Hello fatty

Also stop buying mayo in a jar

>>84287824
Ladies and Gentlemen behold !
The Gamma male.

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MCDONALD'S NIGHT

>>84287963
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>84287908
he didn't draw that
someone named catty did

>>84288017
-t Dobson

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>>84287945
Dobson's unique.
Literally every board on 4chan has a reason to despise him

>>84288037
pretty sure dobson doesn't like anime

>>84287891
>And do women even read comics?
And least none of that DC/Marvel crap. my job requires unregularly a lot of traveling and the company buys me the Train tickets so use that more than a Company Car ( hate being stuck in traffic ).
And whenever i go towards the Book shops in the main train station i see woman buying ( european ) graphic novels and that typical manga crap. But never that Marvel/DC diversity shit.

>>84287954
Hang on, one of those is just the Rick Santorum comic but with Trump's face pasted on.

>>84286829
Fucking boo hoo.

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>>84286829
Does this guy really find it that hard to believe why people hate him so much when he uses his comics as a soapbox for his unsolicited uninformed opinions and to showcase aspects of his life absolutely nobody cares about?

DOBSON.
THE NEXT DOCTOR WILL BE KRIS MARSHALL, YOU CANNOT CHANGE IT.

>>84288045
He is also hated on pretty much every website he has been on: Tumblr, DA, Twitter, 4chan etc. There are tons of terrible artists who have fanbases but Dobson is the unique one with no fanbase.

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>>84287441
>John Green Shirt

>>84288045
He is also the worst lets player of all time

>That fucking sperg voice
>That literal 4fps gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphtNeHKwGo

>>84288107
Leftist Nu-males have no concept of Logic, Self Awareness and Rationalism. Especially not when it comes to people outside their bubble.

>>84288126
>DA

How the fuck he even managed to get universally hated at that hugbox is beyond me

>>84286829
Do you think you could beat Dobson in a fight?

>>84288178
>Leftist Nu-males have no concept of Logic, Self Awareness and Rationalism
this

>>84288175

What does this mean?

That it's alienating the older fanbase?

>>84286829

>40% of the comic books were helmed by someone other than a straight white male
>uses 25% of a pie chart to represent it

Does he not get math, or what? 40% is almost half.

>>84288184
I would need to be a blind amputee with no arms to have a fair fight with him

>>84288168
>literal 4fps
ffs is he playing skyrim on a Amiga 500 or what ?

>>84287514

Because being a white male is pretty fucking sweet. I'd recommend it to anyone shopping for genders or races.

>>84288249

Refurb imac he bought in 2008

>>84288184
Yeah you just have to spray water in his face first and sting him with his own pee sweat

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>>84288249
Probably

>>84287441
i almost feel bad for him. almost.

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>Meanwhile the most based cartoonist stop his production because of liberal tears

>>84288276
These people have really no dignity.
>sitting here and hoping that my graphic card as the last piece of my new PC will finally arrive tommorow

>>84288296
>I play games like a retard, and LIKE it. Take that!
Uhh, ok?

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>84287671
What the fuck is he talking about? Maybe the problem is he's the one in isolation because comics pander to fucking everybody, and always have for fucking years.

Does this idiot even know about Ghost World?

>>84288391
>get called a geek
>make a comic about it

I'd love to see how pissed that event made him

>>84288391
Dobson was wrong. The sign said closed for fucks sake

>>84288137
>"Dating a woman who is not a virgin is like eating a bowl of Cheerios that has been jizzed in." - John Green
Is he /our guy/?

>>84287925
he also hates DS9 iirc

>>84288296
>I make Lets plays on a machine with less power than a Glow worm
>" hey you know that you can buy a High End gaming PC for just around 2000 Dollar ?
>" FUCK YOUR ELITISM ! DAMN WHITE PATRIARCHY !

For sure he plays as a Redguard in Skyrim....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISkE3MYWIE

DO IT NOW

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LOL

>>84288493
To be fair, all of star trek is shit. So it doesn't matter which loser like which peice of shit

>>84288391
>such a fucking loser even D&D nerds make fun of him
embarrassing

>>84288526
>Marrrying a housewife
Get a job you little parasite

>>84288526
What point is actually being made in this comic?

>>84288391
>Sign says closed
>opens Door anyway
>pisses his pants because some Guys looked at him

https://youtu.be/jeOmDEtsAwI

What's this fuckers deal with having so many pseudo names? What's he hiding from?

>>84288714
None of that is false though

>>84288750
From reality

>>84288714
Probably his most honest comic. All of those things are true

>>84288787
I still don't know where is the joke, tho, does he even knows what a punchline is?

>>84287585
Wasn't that around the time when Robin offed himself? Kek

>>84288714
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>84288838
>we also trust each other more
oh am i laffin

>>84288838
>not sexist pigs
Oh the ironing

Also
>women trusting each other more

Come on now

>>84288658

Mental labor reeeeeee

>>84288391
Gtfo of melee you Dobson fag

>>84288838
T. Guy who's never spent any time around a group of women

>>84287585
>thine when thy is appropriate

>>84288318
Is this the creationist equivalent of the chewbacca defence?

>>84288838
>take showers regularly

>>84287691
>Things that I like...
>first word after the opener is "racism"

>>84288714
Am I supposed to feel bad for him?

>>84288838
but trusting others is a foreign experience for most women

>>84288892
it pretty much was the time he offed himself
I still can hardly believe it

>>84287691
The emotions weren't the problem with Other M. The problem was her being a weak willed bitch, in direct contrast to her character in other games.

>>84288714
To think he was so close to self-awareness

>>84289079
also the gameplay

>>84289124
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89466046/#89472000

>>84288838

Where did this idea that women are cleaner than men come from? Anyone who's ever know more than a few women knows this is nonsense.

>>84288838
Lesbian relationships have the highest domestic violence

>>84289124
Holy fuck he's even smaller than he said in that pic >>84287441

>>84288137
Don't know who the fuck John Green is, but he disregards people worrying about catching a STD or shacking up with a woman who isn't faithful. I'm not against women being sexual active if they so choose, it's just that there are consequences to this stuff and there's nothing wrong with people worrying about those consequences.

>>84289099
Exactly. At least in other games they came up with some excuse not to have all her powers available. In Other M it was just 'lol someone's told her she can't.

>>84288658
That the fact that the wage gap doesn't actually exist in the way its presented (it actually reflects the amount of money made by the average woman and the average man, not taking into account positions or hours worked, rather than two individuals in the same job as (((they))) would have you believe) is still a result of sexism since men are lazy when it comes to keeping house and family?

Its retarded, and isn't based in reality. How feminists don't realize pushing the wage gap lie so hard just makes it look like they are trying to keep their victim status rather than actually solve anything is beyond me.

>>84286996
I'd sooner ask him to make an argument that isn't a cartoon bear talking to himself

>>84287441

And this is the IDEALIZED version of him. Imagine him in real life.

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>>84289180
My mum is pretty clean and was obviously her job to clean the house growing up. Think a lot of men just project this notion unto other women.

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>>84289252
>Don't know who the fuck John Green is
He's a young adult author, and /lit/'s least favorite person.

>>84289280

Look at the pics in this thread

Dude draws himself with way more hair than he has

>>84289305
Shit I've written better than that

>>84287671
Sure seems to be a lot of SJW assholes who just jump into a hobby that they know nothing about and then turn around and try to lecture actual fans about shit they don't even know.

>>84286829

This idiot assumes that anything that isn't vocally SJW is the same as SJW shit, but in an opposite direction and just as intense.

This is retarded.

It's not SJW shit vs. Anti-SJW shit.

It's SJW shit vs. Normal Fiction.

Your dumbass political agenda isn't just as valid as not having one.

These turbo-faggots need to realize and admit that THEY are the zealots preaching to society. Not the other way around.

Doctor Who is like Star Wars and Dragon Ball. The fanboys will watch whatever the showrunners puke out. /who/ has been arguing for years about which showrunner destroyed the show more. Doctor Who is also toy commercial for children. They're the only audience that matters. I don't think kids understand identity politics yet.

>>84287954

And people like him literally shat blood with rage when anyone even remotely made fun of Obama.

>>84288993
The one I've heard from multiple unrelated protestants is that god (or sometimes satan) made up the bones and buried them in the Earth to test future Christians' faith. lmao

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>>84288318
>evolution isn't real because there's a finite number of Yu-Gi-Oh cards with duplicates
What the fuck?

>>84288168

>a fucking Let's Play with "Internet Harassment" in the title

Holy shit. This walking fag-bomb even shoves SJW whining into a Let's Play?

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>>84287441
Even then he still doesn't draw himself accurately

>>84289336
You don't know the half of it >>>/lit/9680525

>>84288179
His opinions are indefensible. There's no position that would want him.

>>84288838
>we're smarter than men
Nah, you feminists aren't sexist at all. I don't know why anyone would ever think that.

>>84287962
>gamma
When did they added anothwr category to being a nu-male?
i thought beta stuck pretty well.

>>84288107

The fact that his opinions are "unsolicited" isn't the problem. Writers typically make whatever shitty decisions they want with their webcomic.

The problem is that the opinions he chooses to express are pants-on-fucking-head retarded, self-contradictory and born almost exclusively out of Marxist SJW cultism.

this has to be the most numale dude on the internet.

>>84289631

Dobson is special

>>84288838
For a second it looked like they were all on their phones and I thought, "Oh, well at least he got something right".

>>84286829
Should the next NWA album be sang by vanilla ice?

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>>84288838
>are much more reliable, we also trust each other more
>take showers regularly
>more mature
>modest
>We don't smell bad
Spoken like a true kissless, hand-holdless, hugless, eternal permavirgin. As if there was ever any doubt, but really no one who has ever been around women in general ever would say any of that. The only woman who has ever had anything more than a short awkward conversation is his mom, who I hope is dead.

Considering that he is a leper among lepers it would be interesting to know about his parents because they fucked up bigly.

>>84289804
No, whitey bad!

>>84289305
>>84289617
I am going through /lit/ archives, love discovery foreign memes of other boards.

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>>84287824
>that shiny cueball hairless head

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>>84287824
*breathes in*
*inhales*
*respires*
*pulls air into lungs*

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>>84289180
>Scroll of Reveal Janitors

>>84288249
There's a comic he made saying he doesn't like Windows and thinks mac I'd the best option, so that probably explains it

>>84288526
>the four panels add up to roughly three hours work
Fuck womyn have it so hard bros

>>84287824
WHY IS HE SO BALD?!

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>>84287441
>drawing of Peach with the popeye arms

Why is he so autistic about that?

>>84288714
>reality makes him go cry in bed
The leftist nu-male everyone.

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>>84286829
>"of 104 comics, 40% didn't have a straight white male protagonist"
>pie chart shows has 3/4 straight white men, and 1/4 everything else

>>84289981

Inflation fetish

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>>84287824

No.

The absolute laziest "creativity" is just changing something superficial, like race/gender.

>>84289981
He uses the Super Show cartoon as a guideline for everything Mario related. Even though Nintendo had little to nothing to do with it and nothing in it is canon to the video games.

As a kid I hated the cartoon because it had characters and stuff in it that was never in the video games. So it's odd to me that there are people who actually praise it like Dobson and Moviebob. Especially because it was really shitty quality wise with a lot of animation inconsistencies and stuff.

>>84286829
>That fucking obvious tracing on the Doctors
God its bad

>>84289981
Dobson seriously prefers the cartoon canon over the games'. Same for LoZ, as he hates Link having blonde hair because he was bullied by a blonde jock in high school (he's that fucking petty)

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I remember Marvel coming out and saying that the whole diversity thing was hurting sales. Tumblr then made that guy apologize.

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>>84288526
I love how this assumes that there aren't any house dads or that men never help with house work or that everyone who doesn't buy into the wage gap nonsense has house wives that they never help or that there aren't any women who chose to be house wives or that taking care of a household is the same thing as being adequately paid in a working position. No, we have to ignore all of those factors and more just so the artist's poorly made point makes any kind of sense.

Does anyone have those screencaps of Dobson getting utterly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by another artist on deviantart?

>Dude makes a simple critique
>Dobson tries to say the dude has no credentials therefore can't comment
>turns out the dude is a way more successful and talented artist with tons of credits
>Dobson tries to backpedal and be nice
>other artist then proceeds to rip Dobson a new asshole

There were giant threads on /v/ when it happened but I never see it reposted

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>>84290106
>>84290158

>>84290234
None of these characters were ever any of these. Dobson is just a fucking retard who didn't realize stuff like Mario being a mushroom kingdom native, or Link's hair colour in 1/2 was colour limitations, same with Samus.

>>84288838
>we are smarter
>more reliable
>trust each other more
>modest

Every Man who to work just once in a Room or Company with a bunch of woman knows the absolute Bullshit behind these word. Fuck even Women hate to work with other Women and prefer working with Men.

>>84290234
>Wants Dr who to change race/gender for no reason
>Mad that Nintendo changed links hair color

Zero self awareness

>>84287441
Many many people who have seen him in person says he far shorter than 5"6.
He's closer to 5"3

>>84288887
There is no joke, it's like that LOSS comic

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>>84290306
Yep, in the fucking manual of the first game you can see he was always suppose to be blond, but Dobbo can't make proper research for shit

>>84287671
They've already infected the comic shops, actually. I can't seem to find one that isn't shitty nowadays. I go in, and I'm immediately greeted with My Little Pony shit everywhere, pop culture bullshit garbage collectibles taking up 90% of shelf space, and very few actual comics. It's horrible.

I've never wanted to exclude anyone. I just want to browse some comics and maybe play some MTG. But comics went to shit and the shops went with them. It's telling that modern, politicized gays/trans/blacks/whatever can't enjoy a space that isn't specifically tailored to them.

You say "comic shop", I just imagine a semi-dimly lit little shop with walls of comic shelves, a few toys and figurines, and comic posters plastered everywhere. I don't need fucking modern reddit culture and acceptance. Of course I don't buy comics anymore, so I guess I'm not the audience anymore anyway.

>>84290048
fucking kek

>>84290306
Link's hair color changing after a few generations doesn't really seem like something to complain about one way or another, but most of that stuff starts and ends with the cartoons. All this shit is just a stubborn commitment to some garbage he liked as a kid anyway. Maybe he just empathizes with things that nobody likes after a lifetime of being garbage?

>>84290192
He was right. No one who preaches sjw shit actually reads comics. It's a just a new battle ground for them to fight their war.

Also, imagine being a kid who really likes MCU movies. You can't get enough of them, so you decide to stop into a local comic shop to pick up a Thor, Cap, or Hulk comic to enjoy.
>Wtf, Thor is a girl?
>Wtf, Cap is black and has wings?
>Wtf, Hulk is an Asian dude who doesn't act like Thor at all?

Marvel wonders why their sales are shit

>>84286829
People that get out of shape because popular media doesn't follow their every whim should kill themselves.

That includes SJWs and most of the people on this board.

>>84289537
>You now imagine Satan in an Indiana Jones Outfit running around the Globe bury Bones while the typical Soundtrack plays in the Background.

>>84290500
nah he's just a faggot with shit taste. Plain and simple

>>84290524
In the beginning of the 2000's marvel usually liked to change the comics to look more like the movies, now it looks like Marvel wants to do the exact opposite to repel potential buyers.

>>84289582
Especially a lets Play about a fucking SINGLE PLAYER game !

>>84290578
I don't think the comics really make a dent in their bottom line one way or another so they just let them do whatever the fuck they want

>>84289995
Happens to me all the time and im not a nu male

>>84289631
Well i came up with that term a few years ago because i worked in a company filled with these types for like a year.
My Wife took that over and it spread over her female friends like Wildfire.

>>84286829
isn't this the comic book artist that drew inflation fetish porn

>>84290638
Nah, Marvel the comic company is separate from Marvel studios and BVE. If sales slide too much, they'll be a red item in Disney's account records and someone will be sent down to fire people

>>84288137
>Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
>No
???

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>>84289124

This and many of the terrible DA journal entries he's written are very revealing documents of his IRL personality.

There's this other one I have trouble finding where he talks about his high school bully, but it's obvious from what he says that he wasn't a bully at all and was just a cool guy trying to be his friend. He's absolutely delusional.

>>84290790
He's crazy if he thinks women don't see a man who gets around differently than one who doesn't, but he's smart if he's trying to sell a book to sluts

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>>84287441
>5'6"
>5'6"
>5'6"
>5'6"
>5'6"
>5'6"

>>84290228
would like to see this

>>84288137
>dood sleeping around doesn't say anything about a woman's personality
Thanks Mr Green.

>>84287441
He's a depression case.

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>>84290890
Jesus man

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>>84289821
I love /lit/'s John Green memes. I'm a pleb who doesn't read novels very often so 99% of what /lit/ discusses doesn't interest me but their John Green threads are always lots of fun. He's the ultimate cuck.

>>84288391
DnD guys are often really cool and don't want fucks like Dobson near their hobby. Vidya fags in general are just toxic to that environment.

>>84288391
You can usually easily tell the difference between a video game story and a board game store. Dobson is obviously an idiot with no awareness of his surroundings.

>>84291182
I was curious what would happen when a cuck has to decide if a Woman writing hilariously stupid and unintentionally misanthropic novels was empowering or antifeminist.
Guess I know the answer

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>>84288714
>SIGH...da dang dirty trolls make me...crash into slumber...

>>84291182
Defending shit because "everyone is a unique and beautiful butterfly"

who needs standards when you have unlimited amounts of shit you can't say anything critical about

>>84291182
>"Do we really believe that tens of millions of people who found themselves comforted and inspired by these stories are merely wrong?"
Tens of millions have people have been comforted and inspired by Mein Kampf.

>>84290985
Mostly I'm just bothered about how he asks a rhetorical question and answers it for you despite making the argument that you'd agree with the statement, makes no fucking sense
>Do you think we should kill all black people
>No and it pisses me off why you're such a fucking racist

>>84291531
>millions have people
millions OF people

>>84286829
Has this stupid cocksucker had a single unique or interesting thought in his entire life?

>>84287691
Brett is the best Holmes, and 1776 is breddy gud.

The rest is shit tier.

>>84291182
>it might be misogynic but millions of people enjoy it and that's what counts, who are you to bash it
>proceedes to whine about how literally every single franchise is sexist

>>84287824
>those old fucks behind him

In fact almost everybody in this pic looks at least 40.

>>84291637
He's too busy with his Nintendo™ and Nintendo 3ds ™

He is just another lemming beta man trying to get laid by agreeing with stupid bullshit.

>>84291461
The similarities Dobson has to Chris Chan are frightening. Him and Moviebob. Something about the 80's kicked off the manbaby thing.

>>84291704
I like when he suggests male romance writers don't ever get criticized.

>>84288838
>modest

>>84287441

>We want the MCU crowd

>>84291182
>Twilight was written by a woman and is aimed at a women audience so criticizing it is misogynistic!
This logic is so fucking retarded. You could use this logic to defend rom coms, reality television and other objectively terrible garbage.

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>>84287441
Holy fuck

How can a man sink as low as Dobson? I have more respect for braindead junkies.

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>>84287306
>>84287419
This, Dobson is literally some fat fuck whose dating a jew who he can't even talk to like an adult to. He is a loser with basic art talent that some how has followers. In his brainwashed eyes, he would want 0 white male comics

>>84291914
fucking lel

>>84291996
His formative internet years were on DA, where he had his own circlejerk, and he never grasped the concept of constructive criticism.
When he lost that tiny bubble, he had to try pandering to every group he could to get attention, and it never worked.

What you see is the end result of a man who's been on both ends of sycophantic pandering for attention

>>84290234
What point is he trying to make, exactly? The Zero Suit is not that common and is certainly never replacing her traditional armor, Peach didn't "fight with Mario" outside of stuff like Smash or sports games (and they still fight in those - maybe he was referring to the cartoons? maybe they were more quarrelsome in those?), and the pre-N64 Zelda games were so simply rendered that outside of the official art it was hard to make him effeminate (outside of LttP pink hair) and even in the official art he wasn't some homely brute, he was always anime-cutesy. Oh, and the Mario thing. I think overall he is conflating the cartoons with Nintendo developed games, and focusing on Samus because of muh butt-n-boobs.

>>84286829

>40%
>comically low

What the actual fuck? It's an extreme distortion of the market that is unsustained. White men are the buyers of comics. Marvel itself issued a statement saying that strategy didn't work, and for that they were of course publicly scolded.

Don't you dare point out nobody's buying these comics, that the diversity benefits didn't arrive. Just keep doing what we tell you until you go out of business.

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>>84288448

>Removable Hat

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>>84286829
He jerks off to kidnapping and murdering lesbians by turning them into balloons and watching them explode. Any sort of thing where he wants to see MORE WOMEN or MORE LESBIANS, he's secretly asking this because he wants to rub one out, but has to hide behind morals as to not get found out.

>>84288137
John "Alexander the """GREAT""" Green

>>84291182
I remember trying to rationalize Twilight back then, but the pedowolf still gets me to this day. What the fuck was she thinking?

>>84291806
I suppose it's no coincidence that he has the same number of patreon supporters as CWC
https://www.patreon.com/ADobsonComics
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122

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>>84287441
>5'6

Oh that explains everything.

>>84288838
Notice how the man is doing all the rowing while the women sit there doing nothing but bitch.

>>84292497
>What do we do?
>There's only one thing we can do!
>pop
There's like a level of horror to this. I'm mildly disturbed now.

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>>84287441

>5'6"
>bald
>fat

At last I truly see.

>>84292497
What in the fuck

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>>84292572
>not even revealing how much money he makes on Patreon because it's so comically low

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Dobson is the living embodiment of delusion

>A recreation of the official Breath of the Wild artwork by Nintendo. Something about the original just looked... off to me. So I decided to try my hand at sprucing it up a bit to look more professional!

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>>84292497
David Cronenberg should do an adaptation of Dobson's fetish comics. It would be body horrorkino.

>>84292741
I'd totally see a horror movie like that. Like, Get Out, but with DeviantArt fetish stuff.

Tusk is the only movie I think that is close to it. Unintentional.

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>>84292497
Can some explain this fetish to me? Please, I'm at a loss.

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>>84292780
He thinks that looks better than the official pic related

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>>84287824
>when you realize he's not sitting down and that's his actual height

>>84286829
Isn't that the point, since Doctor Who is a british show? I don't even know why he has to be a man, but he obviously has to be british.

Honestly the show has been so unbelievably shittily written since Capaldi took over (not Capaldi's fault at all mind you, I'm not surprised he's leaving so soon, Mofffat fucked up his dream of playing the Doctor with this horri-bad showrunning).

At this point getting a trans black gay woman as Doctor and effectively killing the show would, in fact, be an improvement.

Maybe after 30-50 years when the world has left Social Justice to the annals of history and this bizarre experiment in self-destruction in the Western world has come to an end they can bring back the show and the Doctor can just explore history like he used to in the 1960s. The show can be educational and contructive instead the actively degenerate crap we have now.

>>84292780
>>84292955
>hurfdurf my art is more "professional" because it doesn't have brush strokes!

How can he be so self important yet self hating at the same time?

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>>84292497
>That comic

>>84292780
It's just a copy of the original NES art.

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>>84287441

It's like a walking parody of a human. When you see that photo of a guy so pathetic and vile you just know how he hates life.
This is all of that.

>>84288137
It's more like eating cheerios with an unwashed spoon that was used by 48 guys, really

>>84292969
WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS? Fuck that dude is tiny.

>>84293056
Fuck, meant for >>84288838, but it works for both I suppose

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>>84292780
>>84293074
How original

>>84292820
i really hope i never understand tbqh

>>84292497
I don't get this fetish, I can find an explanation to many fetishes but not this one

>>84292780
generic devianart garbage

>>84292820

I think it's a domination thing, the women are helpless when they're expanding.

It's one of these fetishes that comes from children's cartoons and something I've noticed is the more fucked in the head and immature someone is the more immature their fetishes are and come from tropes from silly kids shows.

>>84292780
it looks like Link is about to shit his pants, why does he need to make a retarded pose like this?

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>>84292955
This picture, actually, which in turn is based off of some official art for Zelda 1.
As you can see he pretty much just traced over it and made it worse.

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>>84292780
>That blur effect

>>84293202
Holy shit, he really did just trace over it. He didn't add anything new.

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>>84287953

Also "by the time you finish the first volume you'll feel like you understand most of them."
How is this a praise?

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>>84290234
I wanna fuck that blonde link.

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>>84293150
>>84292780
>copied the NES original, the one he justifies his constant recolours
>changes the hair colour
words can't truly express how pathetic he is

>>84286829
Jesus fucking Christ, 40% representation isnt enough for 10% of the population? These faggots are determined to be in comic books like niggers are determined to be in jail

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>>84293200
>>84292820
>>84293152
>There were a few hentai ovas where some girl gets water forced into her stomach and "inflates"
>Done by female rapists too
>Fap to them from time to time
>Practically just torture

Though I don't get the general idea of inflation since what I said had context to it.

>>84288220
Yeah, which is bullshit because "older" fans probably still read The Dark Knight Returns in 1986 over 30 years ago.

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>>84293283
>These faggots are determined to be in comic books like niggers are determined to be in jail

>>84286829

What IS the in-story excuse for him always being a white man? I always wondered why he even looked human

>>84286829

Completely moot point because this coming Saturday it will be revealed that the Master IS Doctor Who when he regenerates.

This means that Missy (the most recent incarnation of the Master) is the latest incarnation of the Doctor. Missy is played by a lady of what Americans call "Latrino" decent.

The Doctor has been played by an ethnic woman for 3 series already and nobody realised.

>/tv/ discovering Dobson.

This is a good day.

>>84293189
>tfw can't even draw that good
Fug

>>84288838
Where is the commentary here? Where is the joke or irony? This is just some flat out beta white knight suck-up BS.

>>84292780
>those 1999 photoshop skills

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>>84293418
>Every board hates pretty much every other board, or doesn't even notice them
>Dobson unites all of us by merely existing

>>84293355
That would be one of the stupidest twists of all time. Moffat is a hack but he's not THAT big a hack.

>>84293418
>Discovering
I don't think there's a single board that doesn't know who already know who Dobson is.

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>>84293200
Wait, what other fetishes come from cartoons?

>>84293483
Dude, it took the creation of /cock/ for /co/ to discover that fat ass jacks cooking.

>>84293418
Everyone knows about him, its just there is no place with mods that allow threads on him

Even if you discuss his actual comic on /co/ it gets deleted

I am amazed this thread is still up

>>84293521

Vore
Weight Gain
Transformation
Shrinking

this thread is a fucking roller coaster ride

>>84286829
>~40 of the heroes aren't male and white

That's actually pretty fair representation in America? Why does every SJW ultra cuck think America is like 50% black and 40% hispanic and 90% women or some shit

>>84293540
>Everyone knows about him
>Thread is mostly filled with anons learning about him.

Anon I...

>>84286829
And that 40% is killing the other 60, because it's mostly long since established characters retconned to fit liberal political narrative.

>let's make Iron man a black woman.
>WHY AREN'T BLACK WOMEN READING THE COMIC NOW? AND WHY AREN'T PREVIOUS READERS STICKING AROUND?
>must be racism, not the fact we jettisoned a beloved character and misread our consumer base. It's totally racism.

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>>84287671
>black lives matter
>"""""""""""""""""""""""Pro-gress""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>84293591
The amazing part is that Dobson isn't the worst of them.

>>84289537
But that really is the best copout, much better than trying to scientifically defend your religious views.

>>84293355
Stop giving Moffat ideas.

>>84293586
add

age regression/progression
hypnosis

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>>84287671
I thought comics were like overly-progressive and actually losing sales because of it

What is the end goal with bashing comics so much?

>>84293743
They're parasites, anon.
They view comics as a way to beef up their own patreons when they whine about them

>>84293638
I've seen a few of these comics around but I wasn't ready for this shit.

>>84288060
I'm pretty sure you're wrong, he just claims that as to not appear "sexist". He likes tons of weeb games according to his garbage comics.

>>84287865
Shut your mouth anon, don't you know your history?

Comics were invented in 2006
Videogames were invented in 2008
Movies didn't exist until 2004

Wonder Woman just came into existence with the movie and they're finally making comics about her. Black Panther doesn't even have a comic until the movie is out.

>>84293968
His relationship with anime is odd.
On the outside, he claims to hate it, but his early work is such a blatant ripoff that he quite clearly was influenced heavily by it.

>>84294039
There is one comic I know where he urges people not to draw in an anime style because he accidentally learned to do it that way or something

Very odd

>exposing dobson to the normalfags from /tv/ and /pol/
Great job faggots

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>>84288060
His entire artstyle is ripped from anime.

>>84294094
Every board knows Dobby.
It's just the newfags that don't, and they need to learn at some point.

>>84294179

/pol/ is 96% composed of newfags at this point
Great job faggots

>>84292107
I see you Latza

I see you

>>84292107
I hate Dobson but he's right here, white straight males are just a couple of percent of the world's population yet they're 60% of the main characters in Marvel comics. That's understandable considering the fact that they're the main target audience of said comics and are also the biggest group among comics' authors but thinking that just because Marvel, a global corporation, tries to gain new clients among the remaining 90+ percent of the world's population is a sign of some great SJW conspiracy and propaganda is just silly.

>>84294221
t. thin-skinned newfag that migrated from twitter/fb during le fappening

>>84294296
Exploring a new avenue is fine.
Alienating your old fanbase in the process is not.
Continuing to bang your head against the brick wall after you fail, and learning nothing from it, is just insanity.

>>84294335
t. newfag

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>>84286829
>using the term cis-gendered

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>>84294562
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
t. newfag that migrated from reddit in late 2016

>>84294488
But they didn't fail. Just look at the comic-con photos from 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s and now. It's getting bigger and bigger and percentage of white males decreases. They're still the majority and still have more than enough white male characters to self insert (honestly, how the fuck is creating more than 60% of content for certain group "alienating" it?) . Comics are more popular among women, gays and non-whites than ever and Marvel/DC are richer than ever. The only thing that makes me wonder is how in the world haven't they tried it earlier?

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>>84294954
I don't know what sales figures you're reading, but Marvel's comic division would dearly love to see them.

>>84291914

Thank you

Dobson is the kind of person who could say that the sky is blue and the sky's color would change to yellow just because he must be wrong 100% of the time.