Cute Edition
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTp6d7Bw79A
Meanwhile...
>>84277438
>>842825451st for dougie's jacket jumping man
1st for 3rd series is dogshit.
Piper
This is a girl who was raped and murdered at the age of 18.
Say something nice to her!
>>84282554
what fuck?
the leak was alright. 720p but the last 2 minutes have audio de sync but who cares its just a shitty song desu
>>84282558
Series is amazing confirmed
WHORE HOUSE
>>84282612
>Sky
>shitty song
leave
>>84282580
She did not deserve it or the pain and suffering that she was victim of until then
>>84282580
I want todance withthat murder victim!
ANIMAL LOIFE
>>84282612
No spoilers, what would you rate it /10?
>>84282612
What leak?
>>84282558
(You)
(You)
HAHA LYNCHED
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>>84282612
where?
>>84282576
damn son, baby wants to fuck
>>84282673
this leak*unzips dick*
>>84282661
Why was there an australian above the convenience store?
>>84282554
HOW!?
>>84282612
spoil it then hoss.
>>84282673
>>84282693
Episode leaked in Greece
>>84282554
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I MISSED THIS
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>>84282731
shit aint on any of my sites so gonna call bs
What are the chances we see more Harry Dean Stanton? I hope that wasn't his only scene
>>84282753
Oh, mister Jeffries, oh, the chinagirl she come out of my ass
>>84282731
>not in Croatia
WOW BOB WOW
You faggots going to post a stream link this time?
WASH YOUR HANDS
>>84282554
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!
reminder that bob backwards is actually dod
>>84282790
It's always on suptv or weebcrew, bro.
>>84282753
hellgodbabydamnnaw we not gunna talk about that
>>84282834
the time has come
>>84282731
I'm pretty sure the leak was in Croatia
in how many hours does it air
>>84282827
Good shit.
>>84282808
jag är döden
CROATIA
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>>84282731
>>84282612
Well, post a line or two then so we'll see if you are a lying fag or not
>>84282872
Hesten skal lege med mig
>>84282874
such a sad story
>>84282874
AWW
HELL
GAWD
BABY
DAMN
NAW!!!!
>>84282876
>>84282913
(indian noises)
>>84282580
She was actually 17.
>>84282656
I can hear that fucking laugh just from seeing this
Reminder that shit is about to getunpleasant.
>>84282874
>>84282790
there were like 4 stream links posted last time in the OP.
>>84282874
You do not post such a thing on this board.
Reminder: Janey-E is Annie, Annie is Janey-E
>Lynch says he'll stop making films because he can't get them funded
>Twin Peaks S3 is his hope for earning money
>Some assholes leak the episodes
YOU'RE KILLING HIM
>>84282986
IT'S EITHER HIM OR US
>>84282952
can't wait
>>84282986
the subscriptions are monthly
>According to Twin Peaks Cinematographer Peter Deming, Part 8 will be “like no other.”
What going to happen tonight?
Daughter, the night will be steamy
>>84282986
No one leaked shit, the only time anything "leaked" was Sky Austria accidentally briefly played part 5 a few days early
>>84283033
WHy he would do such a thing?
>>84283032
JUDY
julee
>>84283032Unpleasantness.
>>84282874
DELET THIS
So after tonight, no new episode for two weeks?
>>84283117
COrrect
>>84283117
no, a fortnight
>>84282790
you don't want to watch it with those faggots.
TURN ON CNN LEAKED NEW EPISODE BEING SHOWN RIGHT NOW!
>>84283032
It's going to be revealed that the glass box was actually created by David Lynch in reality and he's been doing crazy science experiments to create the black lodge.
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>>84283032
Dougie learns how to take a shit
>>84283235
Do NOT lewd!
Normal Coop is dead
Bury him
>>84282944
Not to Frost and Jennifer
havent watched the last 2-3 episodes, no motivation, can /tv/ motivate me?
DOugei get netflix
>>84283250
That's what Maddy is for
>>84283269
Watch them now, or I'll creep into your house at night and pee on you.
>>84282790
any spanish fuccboi here?
at what time can we watch it here?
guess the season [1/2]
>>84283269
Do it faggot. Last week was especially fucking great.
>tfw david is less than a decade away from death and only then will normies revise their opinion of his work, proclaiming him a misunderstood visionary and co-opting him into their shit-tier 'art' spectrum for all eternity
>>84283305
brrrrrr
BRRRRRRTTTTT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>84283305
They are both for cute and you do not lewd cute
when does the new episode air, and are there any streams? I usually download it the next day but if it's on at a reasonable time for me, why not
>>84283305
WoW BOB WoW
>>84283401
can't you fucks use google?
Dougei get skype
>>84283401
7 hours from now, and just be in this thread while it's airing and someone will post a stream link
>>84283319
I can see james and what I assume is the sherriff's office. season 1?
>>84283351
season 3
is this a filler?
>>84283351
Aspect ratio is a bit of a giveaway.
>>84282874
TOO SOON
>>84282558
>series
Yurocuck
>>84283484
how dare you
get lynched
>>84283484
Tell me, what happened right before this scene and think about it
>It's good to see you, too, Sheriff Truman. As you know, your brother, Harry S. Truman, is my godfather. I heard he is ill. I came to pay my respects to my godfather and extend my best wishes for his recovery, which I hope will be swift and painless.
>It's an honor to see you again. You know... my heart is always here with you and these fine people, my parents, who I love so dearly. And I was in the area, and I wanted to pay my respects.
>I also came back to let my parents know, because this has been a matter of grave concern for them, that I've decided to let them do what they wish with my childhood bedroom. They want to-- they want to build a study for the two of them. Such sweet people.
>My family, my friend... I've crisscrossed this great land of ours countless times. I hold the map of it here, in my heart... next to the joyful memories of the carefree days I spent as a young boy... here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks.
>From Alexandria, Virginia, to Stockton, California, I think about Lewis and his friend Clark, the first Caucasians to see this part of the world. Their footsteps have been the highways and byways of my days on the road.
>My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead. Sometimes behind. Sometimes to the left. Sometimes to the right. Except on cloudy days... or at night.
>My dharma is the road. Your dharma...
>>84283521
DOuge ge t porn mag
>>84283235
muh dick
>>84283305
Her cousin's booty was better
>>84283584
tight stomach desu
They just released all 21 episodes plus the two bonus Croatian episodes to celebrate Croatian day of statehood!
>>84283584
i want to see more of her everyday
fucc
>>84283235
SAUCE. artist name NAO
>>84283584
Kyle really lucked out
>>84283625
What's a Croatian, some kind of cookie?
>>84283625
Those Croats, man. Fucking more power to 'em.
>>84283560
Single best pleb filter in television history
>>84283632
>>84283648
andrew tarusov
for me, new episode is tomorrow- it will be midnight in 4 hours and tomorrow I will have to go to work.
I will try to not get completely spoiled this time.
Discuss the ep together tomorrow, meanwhile, have fun, without me
:c
>>84283677
Yes
Want to eat her pie?
>>84283715
Wageslaves can't compete with the superior NEETdom
I'M ________
>>84283768
SENDING
Pure cute
>>84283625
Thats so nice of them
What kind of stupid fag lets his 3.14qt run off into the woods alone at midnight and then takes his frustrations out on a stop light?
Seriously, James is to blame for all of this. What a total dick. He was never cool.
>>84283797
fuck roasties, James did nothing wrong
What are the great /tpg/ memes? The only ones that look to have survived the first 4 epidodes is the Croatian meme and JUDYposting
>>84283795
In the platonic form
>>84283831
croatianposting is fairly new. it used to be german posting/bashing
>>84283849
It doesn't get any purer
>>84283797
This. James is directly to blame for Laura's death that night.
>>84283902
Lewd is not cute, anon!!
Why did Coop rape Diane, bros?
>>84283831
>you're going back to...
>1st for jumping man
>windomearletext
>HeeellllooooOooooo
We are getting Lynched tonight.
>>84283777
HEELLLOOOO-ooo-OOOOOOO!!!!!
>>84283956
https://www.google.dk/search?q=lynching&rlz=1C1ASUT_enDK498DK498&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwju09nKzNnUAhWMPxQKHbvSA18Q_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=662
>>84283831
Why is a sweeping scene considered kino you hipster fags?
>>84284008
Because precedents are abundant, but uniformity amongst them is rare. The interpretation exists in the ambiguous, yet therein lays the indentured charge of his approach. To be Lynchian is to radiate elusiveness, and the enigma of what signifies Lynchian’s rationale lies in perpetuating unfamiliarity in that which was once familiar.
Croatan
>>84282874
Is she really dead in that pic or do people just meme that she's dead? Does anyone even know for sure?
>>84284058
thanks reddit
>>84283887
You mean INdirectly. People keep getting that wrong.
>>84283235
MILKY
>>84284073Of course not, look at those rosy cheeks
>>84284090
No, I mean directly. James is BOB
>>84283305
>>84283584
>one facing left, the other facing right
BRAVO LYNCH
"I showed you my dick, pls respond dad"
how do i tell someone they talk too much during the best tv show to come along in years? they really don't understand that they're watching pure solid gold and not game of thrones.
>>84284160
ONly if you pay many dollars to mediatee and levitate
>>84284158
made me look
>>84284119
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE
>>84284181
you know what to do. Send them back to missoula
>>84284160
Fuck off, I'm going to die within a decade and all you care about is guitars.
>>84283032
We'll get started with the Inland Empire-esque dream logic.
>>84284214
dude there is also a 777 in this here thread
>>84283777
>>84284229
he's only 70
>>84284119
one one NINE, ONE ONE---- NINE
one one NINE!
hey /g/ can anyone identify this model? i want to buy one on ebay and put ubuntu on it
Reminder that you
>>84284274
tonight, Lynch is supposed to be pulled back to the place they call the black lodge. But he has a plan for that one. Don't miss tonight episode and be sure to be really close to the screen to not "miss anything"
>>84284305
>ubuntu
is gay
evil cooper uses windows
>>84284258
Like anyone cares. Keep your eye on the ball, son.
Alright. So I finally finished watching all the episodes and the movie. And i still have very little idea about what's going on.
Do you guys understand what the lodge and the red room are? Are they all spiritual beings, simply toying with humans? Or is there something else?
Is this one of those things I can ask about here? Or are you going to tell me to fuck off, and I'll have to go to google or youtube to search up lore and theory shit.
>>84282554
>mfw people are falling for this
hehehe
>>84284406
The red room is the waiting room
>>84284406
not sure there is a definite answer to that one, but I don't think it's important to know isn't it? all we know it is a place between life and death and it is inhabited by entities of various alignment. Do you need to know more than this?
>>84283831
>Offscreen crimes
>>84284406
we dont do theory here, son
>>84283831
>for you
>and i
Is Coop's tape recorder a good guy or a bad guy?
>>84284406
native spirits
>>84284529
a middle man
>>84284438
Yeah, it's limbo where we all wait for season 3 to progress.
Seriously though, I get that you can get trapped inside. Is that why they call it the waiting room? You're waiting for control again? or is Cooper getting trapped in there simple incidental?
>>84284465
Why do you figure it's a place between life and death? When cooper can get there by simple meditation.
so why did MIKE chop his arm off? Did he keep on jerking it to the face of god?
>>84284612
because he wanted to be 'armless
when will we get some shoegaze band in the show?
bobby, you killed mike
>>84284336
JUST KNOW
>>84284612
I think he had a mark of the devil on that arm or something can't recall for sure so when he met god (Dougie Coop from the future) he chopped it off
>>84284608
did windom earle cut those pictures out of tv guide
>>84284612
cause it did the murder stuff
>>84284612
His arm was BOB. Bob started to betray him so he cut it off.
>>84284602
>this is what the jumping man looks like irl
>>84284643
>>84283327
>normies
>acknowledging anything outside the narrative boundaries of their respective partisan bubbles
Normies have destroyed video games and have prevented a Twin Peaks sequel for two decades.
>>84284659
wasn't he gay?
>>84283625
Anyone have the webm of Mike killing Bob?
>>84284659
yfw Bob costume was Frank's real everyday clothes
>>84284681
Fuuuck. I hope they don't make him do too much jumping this season. Oh wait, you mean the black dude.
>>84284710
Died of AIDS. Might've been a junkie, or I guess conceivably he could have got it from a chick. Probably not, though.
>>84284660
LYNCHED
People are really hyping episode 8 this better be worth it.
There's a two week break after this episode and the producers are hyping this shit up.
What do they mean by this?
What to do if end up having dream of/about Sheryl Lee?
>>84284752
>>84284736
kek
>>84284681
is she the evolution of the twig
>>84284752
>two week break
fuck. because of july 4?
>>84284747
23 minutes of dougie trying to eat spaghetti
>>84284747U N P L E A S A N T
>>84284736
>>84284771
kys niggers
>>84284752
>the producers
lol that's the lady from the casino. guess she gets to be on the show again tonite
>>84283235
>>84284823
Being good friend with rapist Lynch so he gets in on it too.
>>84284815
yeah she's also the executive producer, a title only frost and lynch have.
>>84284681
is the jumping man fucking that midget or is that another person on the cast?
>>84284870
>a title only frost and lynch have
then how can she be one.
ahahaha
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>>84283560
>My shadow is always with me.
Did Wally pass through the Black Lodge and conquer his Other Self? Can Wally summon his Persona now?
>>84284944
>>84284944
DOugej get lawnmower
>>84284094
mommy milkies???
>>84284759
Masturbate.
>>84284305
looks like my work laptop, although every thinkpad these days is almost identical looking
>>84284752
>There's a two week break
Why?
>>84285061
Because silly Americans.
>>84285061
Because MURICA's birthday supersedes all else
am i getting LYNCHED or is this season real clumsy
>>84285076
>the rest of the world getting cucked by America's America Day for Americans
BTFO
>>84285061
Americans attention spans are that short and their brains are so small that they need a couple of weeks off to digest this one hour a week show
>>84285014
wait why was that post removed?
the break will give me time to get thru glow
>>84285033
Is it the only option?
>>84285095
The original series was clumsy too. Lynch is a clumsy writer/director.
post yfwandy dies
buella best girl
>>84285110
I don't think niggers and mexicans are watching this show, so your stupid joke is pretty ignorant
Considering the USA is the only western country that elected someone who is not hell bent on ethnically cleansing the current population
>>84285176
>gets triggered
>starts /pol/ ranting about ethnic cleansing
????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41mMxnj_6xg
>>84283864
WOW BOB WOW
dude what?
>>84284073
She's alive. If you can't tell by looking at her eyes you may have autism.
>>84282554
explain dis
>>84284976
>Twin Peaks will never have a cute dancing robot
why go on
>>84285328
photoshop
>>84284576
Did you listen to Hawk's explanation of the lodges? The black lodge is a waiting room, it's where the soul goes to be tested before entering the white lodge. You meet your shadow self and if you face it with imperfect courage your soul is destroyed.
Cooper's case is different because he did not die, he chose to enter the lodge as a living person and became trapped because his shadow self exited.
>>84284612
Bob was Mike's familiar, his left arm was tattooed with a piece of Bob that began to corrupt him so he removed it.
Rhonda best girl
I only watch Twin Peaks at night, it feels weird watching it in the day
Started catching up today. At what time does it air?
>>84285496
No episode tonight or next week
>>84285462
that's how I feel about watching my neighbours
Cuter?
What's he looking at /tv/?
>>84285599
The red balloons.
>>84285599
the red balloon
>>84285599
The statue.
>>84285599
Those dubs
what if twin peaks was modern day
>dougie get ipad
>laura has a vlog
>bobby vapes
>>84285619
you have no sense of space lol
>>84285655
TOP KEK
>>84285655
Dougei discover 4chan
>>84285655
Laura camwhores
jumping man shouts WORLDSTAR
>>84285655
Good thing we're still in 2003 then.
DOuige collect pokemon cards
>>84283863
Best girl
>>84285729
Actually, we're in the future.
>Is it future?
>Or is it past?
It's the future.
>>84285655
Coop would drink soylent instead of coffee
>>84285715
hihihihi
Laura makes ASMR videos, in the whispers the secrets are hidden- there are missing videos
Leo and Hank sell drugs accepting bit coins as payment
Dennis is a tranny
>>84285509
What? There's no episode for the next two weeks, there is one tonight
With no survivors.
>>84285599
God
>>84283310
a eso de las cuatro de la mañana si tienes m+
>>84285786
Ta,my get throw out
>>84285801
the wall is being built, Paco
>>84283033
>>84283033
this is unbelievably fucked up. glorious. lynch would be proud.
Reminder that Mike only became 'chaotic good' due to believing that he saw the face of God and, thus, fearing his eternal wrath.
>its a dougie plays minecraft episode
>>84285835
That isn't Lynch?
>>84285655
Vapes contain freebase nicotine. You can put anything in "vape" form that can be rendered in freebase form.
Freebase cocaine ("crack")
Freebase ecstasy (MDMA, a brown oil)
Freebase methamphetamine (or salted probably)
Heroin (since it's a freebase already)
Morphine from a plant
When is some chemist going to start selling Jeffries on the street? It's a Jeffrey. "Try my mouth fedora, man…haha, you're addicted to heroin now"
Is DougieCoop capable of showering without help? Does Janey-E clean him?
>>84285879
Clean him...?
>>84285854
What's he doing there, stopping BOB somehow? Absorbing the fire walk with me from the candles so he can combine its powers with creamed corn and do a ring toss?
>>84285879
he almost certainly doesn't know how to wipe his ass so he's been walking around with shit between his legs for like a week now
>>84285781
President Trump deports Evil Coop back to Missoula as soon as he steps off the portal. But the judges overthrow his executive order after Evil Coop starts speaking in mexican
Dogue try masturbate
>>84284681
Aww theyre cute actually
>>84285913
>you will never make jenkem from dougies shit
>>84285879
She baths him every night.
2017
dougie find porn
>>84285913
Mike reaches his arm from the red room and wipes him
>>84285599
The floaty things in his eyes
>>84285913
the Arm tells him what to do
WIPE IT OFF, WIPE IT OFF
DOugeo enter petting zoo
doggiE learn hOW mauve
>>84283560
>>My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead. Sometimes behind. Sometimes to the left. Sometimes to the right.
>Except on cloudy days... or at night.
10/10
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD
>>84285985
dougie mr. pets animale
c:
John Carpenter
Cute?
re: tonights episode: is cooper going to fight booper over flooper being snooper?
>>84285827
lol no it isn't, and if it were it'd be coming out of American tax payers pockets.
"people" actually voted for drumpf xD
>>84286019
new thread is non exis tent
>>84286019
DOug e make new thread
>>84286027
They will be just about to fight, then the episode will end and it will be a two week break.
>>84286019
New thread up my ass, GUMP
>>84286031
shut up dumbass
>>84285827
you too
both of you shut up
>>84286027
that'd be super duper
>>84286019
DOUGIE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A NEW THREAD FOR SONNY JIM
Are there any theories why Earle flashes for like 2 seconds when doppelganger Laura is screaming? Happens at 1:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlIlWsQ2FEk
Was Earle trying to spoop the shit out of Cooper so he will fear his doppelganger?
>>84285801
gracias anon
>>84285729
I remember back in 2003 "e-cigs" were greatly derided.
>>84285599
drumpf