Hollywood and the Mars problem

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>>84280719

>I want a legit mars movie where a team stumbles across some ancient structures and some old alien tech something like that

Already exists, pic related.

>>84280719
>where a team stumbles across some ancient structures and some old alien tech
What's that got to do with Mars you imbecilic jethead?

>>84280719
Wasn't Total Recall technically this? Besides Mars being mostly colonized that is.

>>84280875
Because they fuck every mars movie up. And because its true, you're dumb enough to believe the NASA hoax that's your problem not mine. We already have plenty of evidence that something strange is going down on mars as well as the moon. However we already have plenty of moon kino.

>>84280995
What evidence you mongoloid sinner

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>>84280719

>>84280719
LIFE. Best movie of the year so far.

>>84280719
>I want a legit mars movie
So what exactly makes your idea more legit than what they have done already?

Total recall.

>>84280852
I really liked this movie. Shoddy science aside, it's got some decent acting and enough cool moments to carry it along.

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>>84280995
You're a bright one, aren't ya?

>>84280719
When you look at the Mars face on the old Viking photos you realize that the surface features that create the face must have a significant elevation when compared to other craters and hills. In other words the rock should have the shape of a face.

But on >>84282518 it's just flat, yet still retains the symmetry of a face with eye sockets, a nose and a mouth portion that looks eerily ape-like.

>>84280719
yeah fuck those fake aliens show us the real aliens

>>84283110
It's obviously not flat, you fucking retard.