Ancient Roman /tv/

Well hello there!

Would you like to meet my wife?
t. Dickus Biggus

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>mfw the Carthaginians don't have sex with their bathboys

fucking Jews

Hello, everyone!

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DAE kinda think that the Populares are the real oppressors?

>>84277323
>tfw you will never interrogate Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJffBsSg1kU

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

Fuck gauls, build that wall

>>84278596
then build another one around us

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>>84278596
Around Gauls, man the walls!

Let's go argue in the Forum about the latest plays

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so what level are you, /tv/?
any fellow /his/torian crossposters?

>>84277379
>t. Gladius Magnis
I fixed it

>>84278653
To be fair, most of the migrating tribes that destroyed Rome came from areas beyond Roman influence.

>Roman shitposting
>literally
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>84278731
I have no idea what those things under Patrician even mean.

>>84278826
???

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giv mummy gf

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Fuck the romans.

>>84278731
>tfw Latin teacher was also the librarian and was a walking encyclopedia
Except for the molestation I really miss Catholic school, bros.

>>84278721
>the latest excrement from Ovid
>it was all a dream l m a o
>he turned into an animal l m a o

Why do people keep on lapping this up?

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>>84279062
>Except for the molestation

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>Try to vote on a bill
>Some fuckhead politician keeps bringing Gladiators to kill us so the bill doesn't pass
Could you fucking stop?

>>84279150
fuck capemerda

>>84279261
>I'm trying to vote on this bill but this one senator keeps kicking my ass

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>CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED

>>84279609
was this the first meme

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>>84279631
people from pompeii were the first shitposters.
some actual quotes from ancient pompeiian graffiti:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
> Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

>>84279945
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
I laugh every time.

>>84277323
Is it that guy from Lazytown?

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>>84280007
Maximinus Thrax aka the /tv/ Emperor

>>84280067
he's certainly a gentleman of rather large proportions.

>>84280201
A fellow of impressive build.

>>84280067
MAGNVS HOMO EST

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Did the Romans invent shitposting?

>>84280641
>3.98 MB JPG
Didn't view image

>>84280641
>>84279945
Damn that's magnificent

>>84277323
Did he really have andre the giant syndrome or was he just 6 foot tall?

unga bunga rockstop

>>84277439
holy shit

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>watching Teutoburg Forest play in local amphikino
>Non Est Me is sung

>>84277439
roman '''''''''''''hvmor'''''''''''

FVCK CLAVDIVS

What are some essential Roman kino's?

>>84283224
>calidum caput

>>84283335
FVCK YOV

>>84284123
I CLAVDIVS

What was the anime of Rome?

>>84285137
I don't know, but the Rome of anime is Thermae Romae.

THAT FEEL WHEN VIRGIN
wait my family owns slave girls I'll just go fuck a cute one, that was easy

>>84278895
BASED givposter, we meet yet again

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Suspirium puellam Celadus thraex