"Come back with your shield... or on it"

aight bb

>>84274675

>What do you even SAY to that?

Bitch, grab a spear, you're coming with me.

#equality

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"Easy for the cunt behind the high walls to say."

>>84274675
you too

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>>84274675
Nothing. You gave her a high five and kiss Hercules

>>84274675
For you.

>>84274675

A REPLY TO THAT WOULD BE UNNECESSARY.

>>84274675
"Y-you t-too"

>>84274715
>sparta
>high walls

>>84274715
Sparta actually had no walls

>>84274877
neither did their women

>>84274877
But they had thousand of slaves and top tier locks

>>84274770
*Heracles

th-thanks, you t-too

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>>84275806

>>84274675
Kick her down the big hole

>>84274675
Don't fuck your brother or anyone else while I'm gone?

>>84275863
the 90s were trucking awesome , shit like this doesnt get made today

>>84276561
spartans werent hillbillys man wtf

>>84274675
>What do you even SAY to that?

THIS
IS
SPARTA
haha

>>84276580
Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

>>84274675
It was a war farewell, cowards would drop their shield to run

>>84274675
Jaime should rape her for real. I'm sure whatever GRRM has planned for her will be cathartic enough though. If he ever gets around to writing it.

Never saw 300 btw. Should I? Man of Steel didn't really do anything for me

>>84274675
Bitch, its my shield, I am going to do whatever the fuck I want with it

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>>84274675
gauls did it first

>>84277072
Watch it, preferably with your buddies if you have any

covfefe

>>84274690
Basically this

>>84274675
Madness? Madness! Madness? Madness!

>>84274675
>Zack's cringy dialogue writing was showing back then

Your a big guy

>>84274675
Snyder COMPLETELY misinterpreted that line from the original GN (surprise!).

>>84277072
300 is over the top, but it's fucking great. As long as you aren't expecting it to be subtle or historically accurate, you're fine.

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>>84277158

>>84280550
What did anon mean by this?

>>84274675

Slap her ass and before she gets mad use your easy smile to make her laugh instead.

It's what I always do to my mom.

>>84279892
Retard. He lifted the line directly from the graphic novel. And historically that was a saying spartan men would be told when going off to war.

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What did he mean by this?

>>84274675
JERK STORE

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>>84274675
giv sparta gf