Movies that men will never understand

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>>84273744

That one collage makes Shia look like the shitiest actor.

With everyone else, it's obvious what is being communicated, with him...he's itchy?

>>84274693
hes getting blown

>>84274763

Joe's Father, The Waiter, I'll buy that from them.

Shia looks concerned at the about of blood coming from stool he just left in the toilet he hasn't yet flushed.

>>84273744
Worst ending to a film ever

where are the two black men??

>>84274872
ask the waiter

>>84274693
Well he was terrible in Nymphomaniac. Where was he supposed to be from because that accent was all over the place

>>84274693
Why did they age him up separately to the woman? It was so weird and outputting and he didn't even look like Shia either

You mean movies that are only entertain if you are a dim witted variety of female?

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>>84273744
>gunshot in/fade to black
>absurdity and revulsion masquerading as innovation and creativity

Fuck this gets me mad. Sat through the entire fucking thing. If this is meta, it's genius and should be played forever for the entirety of that genetic cesspool that is Europe. If not, it's a film-student-tier five hour flick, and you should take a walk in a no-go zone and get shanked so they can never recover your body you fucking Dane hack.

>>84273744
Is this a movie or a collection of movies, either of which I've never heard of?

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Nicolas Bro uses that poster as his IMDb image, top fucking kek

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0110334/

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>>84274895
Fuck yeah Udo Kier. That guy is a (inter)national treasure

>>84274963
Remember that camera angle?

degenerate and pretentious

>>84275410
Nah remind me

>>84275290
It's the third and final part of Lars von Try-Hards 'depression trilogy'

Anyone here recommend Melancholia btw? It's the only one I haven't seen

>>84275547

Yes, Melancholia is good overall

>>84275547
>>Anyone here recommend Melancholia btw? It's the only one I haven't seen
nah, it is your typical bored bourgeois flick

Shallow and pedantic

>>84273744
me on the bottom right

>>84275547
It's good. Really good. I didn't like Nympho, but Antichrist was alright. Melancholia feels like a better movie because it's not edgy or exploitative the way the other 2 movies are. That way the focus is on the characters, their relationships, the story, not on how much sex or gore he can get away with.

It feels... more mature.

>>84275915
>>84275950
>>84276059

Thanka bros 2/3. Guess I'll give it a go then. Has based Dunst in it so it must be worth a try.

>it's not edgy or exploitative the way the other 2 movies are.
Kek i just remembered how Lars paid tribute to himself in Nympho by reusing a scene from Antichrist or something. You can't make that shit up

That movie is worth it for Mia Goth getting fucked in the ass alone.

>>84275379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Bo3u5ExUk

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>>84273744
>tfw no mia goth to sit on my face with her freshly sodomized asshole

I really hate Lars Von Trier

>>84277430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZfM1lkLuMI

Males so ugly when they orgasm
how the fuck do gays even exist lmao

>>84274854
>dude what the heck why are you trying to rape me
>dude what, you've had sex with thousands of men

>>84274693
You're not getting it, he's being based.

>>84278406
It's almost like you're not attracted to men in the first place

>>84275220
> dim witted variety of female

So 99% of women?

>>84279136
>Implying
>>84278776
>dude Im asexual
>dude Im suddenly not asexual because the plot demands it

>>84279136
I have tried to watch gay porn and when I see a huge muscular male bend over that looks so fucking bad
gays are crazy
there's no appeal seeing a muscular guy in a weak position
something is bad with your head if you see that as atractive
same with muscular women btw

>>84273744
I'm reading the imdb page for this movie and uhh how is this even legal?