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who is the best daddy?
and why is it pic related?

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Rightful king and queen coming through

>it's a robb loses the north episode

>>84270392
Roose was dumb when it came to Ramsay but a great dad

>>84270392
hmm

+Raised Edmure
+put that cunt Blackfish in his place
+helped oust the Targs

-Raised Cat
-Fucked over Lysa
-Submitted to his idiot king grandson

a wash, anon

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Ned only agreed to raise the bastard as his own son because he heard bran shouting "father!" at him and he mistook it as a message from the Gods

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>>84270406
>it's a stannis's army sucks so his mistress takes over episode

>>84270454
Not memeing here, you might actually be retarded.

>>84270454
he cared about his sister a lot, so he would care for her child regardless of his or her status

>>84270505
but not claim him as his own. he could have him raised at winterfell as an orphan boy. he had nothing to gain and everything to lose by publicly claiming the bastard was his own blood.

>>84270485
Then what was the point of showing Ned reacting so dramatically- not once, but TWICE- to hearing a voice call him "father".

>>84270530
>a little orphan boy
>who looks more like ned then any of his children
>who looks so much like a Stark Crastor can spot his relationship from a mere glance.

>>84270530
>Lord Stark, why have you decided to raise this orphan like a son?
>He sure does look a lot like you...
>How exactly did you find a Northern boy in the Dornish mountains?

Everyone would assume Jon is his son anyway, and by claiming him, he provides prevents Robert from asking any questions

>>84270594
>ned could tell this just by looking at a newborn infant
>>84270602
You might actually be illiterate. I said NOT claiming him as his son, and you for some reason took that to mean raising him like a son. Please learn to read before replying to a post. Also, he was an infant. All infants look the same.

>>84270530
a noble bastard has higher status than an orphan and there would be questions about his parents.

I think he wanted his sons and daughters to know that Jon Snow was related to them by blood. This was always important to him as he honored relationships based on familiar status.

>>84270591
>Then what was the point of showing Ned reacting so dramatically- not once, but TWICE- to hearing a voice call him "father".
it was foreshadowing Rhaegar naming his son "Aegon" TWICE

>>84270637
taking in a bastard of his own ruins his reputation, ruins his relationship with his beloved wife, and puts his own children in danger of being usurped

ned needed a better reason to raise a bastard thats not his as his own than just 'muh needing my own kids to know he exists'

>>84270632
>ned could tell this just by looking at a newborn infant
yeah, actually. Coloring certainly, and many babies do look like their parents. its not insane to think the kid is going to look stark when it grows up.

>>84270719
>starks are the only people that have dark coloring

end your life jonfag, seriously

>>84270396
How does it feel knowing that now that Hodor is dead, frog girl is the only one left to scoop the feces out of Brandon's paralyzed ass hole?

>>84270697
you're forgetting how badly Ned failed to get justice for his mentor and close ally Jon Arryn's death. he isn't a very intelligent and cunning person outside of combat, as he tried to get Cersei to leave the city with her children before he revealed their status as illegitimate bastards which directly lead to his demise and the disgracing of his daughter. Littlefinger gave him a very strong opportunity to do this too, but he foolishly declined it to take the moral high ground.

>>84270602
gendry

>>84270779
No, he's not a very intelligent person, and unintelligent people are exactly the kind of demographic to be swayed by 'voices' from 'God' advising them on what they should do

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>>84270447
he raised his best daughter (and favourite child) just fine

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me on the left!

>>84270739
How is pointing out that the kid is likely to look Stark make one a jonfag? Ned has already witnessed this with Mya Stone. The kid looks like Robert. Given this series, where family resemblance is seemingly stronger then real life, with cousins like Lancel and Jamie and even distant branches like the Starks and the Karstarks resembling one another is it that fucking out there to assume that not only would jon be likely to look like ned, but that his undue concern for an "orphan boy" who looks like him be exceedingly suspicious?

>>84270774
i'm ALMOST positive bran has working arms and hands. Not sure.

>>84270372
the worst character edition

>>84270871
>>84270871
who said he had to be concerned for him?

>>84270829
>cat is his favorite child
>according to cat

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cutest plot device in all of planetos

>>84270632
Ned promised to raise Jon you insufferable cunt. Of course he's going to raise him like a son, even if he doesn't say "this is my son"

>>84270818
it's far more likely that Brann's voice was an unintelligible noise rather than him hearing an audible "father" since he progresses to the tower immediately after hearing it without investigation or anything. the promise that Lyanna makes Ned honor is most likely that he is raised by him as one of his own blood.

here's the actual scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYZUShUd0c

>>84270931
>Ned promised to raise Jon you insufferable cunt.
because he heard his gods telling him to do so.

>>84270919
>implying she's wrong

>>84270944
Er... investigate what? He looked around him to a vast open space and there was no one there and he heard nothing else. What he did hear was his sister screaming in the tower and that obviously took precedence over a contextless "father!" shouted at someone who was not in fact a father.

>>84270885
Transplanting him a thousand miles away shows a concern farther then most lords would be willing to go. Anything more then that, fostering or teaching of any kind, would be viewed as indulgent.

>>84270944
>it's far more likely that Brann's voice was an unintelligible noise rather than him hearing an audible "father"

this is the dumbest bullshit i've ever read.

>>84270980
the rest of their conversation isn't heard by Ned at all, only the one word at the end. he would have heard them speaking if the noise was carried to an intelligible degree through Brann's yelling.

>>84271019
bran wasn't intentionally speaking out to him until he shouted 'father' though, you big ass dummy

ned would have to have the shortest attention span the world has ever seen to drop what he was doing so he could go run around the tower like nancy fucking drew trying to figure out where that voice came from while his sister was dying a hundred feet away

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>>84270872
Well, if that makes you feel better

>>84270591
To establish that Bran can affect the past to some point so that the Hodor thing in the next episode would make more sense

Daily reminder that Yara and Ellaria are going to get OCTOPUSSED by Euron.

>>84271064
not sure what you meant by this but i guess?

people with working hands can wipe their own buttholes. unless you cant for some reason? is there something you want to tell us anon?

>>84271066
First time ned turns around - 6x04

hold the door - 6x05

second time ned turns around - 6x10


you - btfo

>>84271046
Considering the only other living people he met that day just killed five of his friends and tried to finish off the rest, you'd think he'd be a little more concerned about an intelligible human voice drifting from some rocks

>>84270447
What was he meant to do about robb?
Wasn't he basically wasting away by the time he got there?

>>84270980
I'm fairly certain the books have several moments where people hear rustling of leaves, the wind howling, or something, they look around confused, and then carry on as something important is about to happen.

Seems like time-travellers can communicate, but like in Interstellar where the protagonist could only send faint hints.

>>84271046
I like how you and/or whoever else are ignoring all of my solid points and only responding to the ones that I'm using as support for the solid points to push your theory with no evidence.

Lyanna makes Ned promise her something with the warning that Robert will kill her son if he is found to be a son of Rhaegar, Ned is visibly distraught at whatever she implores him to do, and Ned raises Jon as a bastard of his own blood. Can't get any more direct than this.

>>84271109
>reaching
his sister was dying you moron

>>84271099
I can only assume you're drunk off your ass and shitposting or something. I would recommend putting down the bottle and getting a glass of water to keep by your bed for when you wake up.

If not, you are fucking retarded.

>>84271151
did you reply to the wrong post? I'm talking about how ned not investigating the tower doesnt prove he didn't hear bran say an intelligible word

>>84271142
Yeah when Bran speaks to Theon, Theon just feels like he was hearing something on the wind. He wasn't like "shit, that's Bran"

>>84271162
"Howland, go check that out!"

Not that hard

>>84271168
I am drunk but you're also a bit slow. Theres no point to showing Ned turning around the second time if its not supposed to mean anything. they could have cut directly to ned running up the stairs/already in the tower if Ned turning around at that moment didn't matter for some reason. watch the scene again. they linger on it for longer than necessary because they're trying to make a point.

>>84271190
Theon literally heard his own name though?!

"the Gods.... the know my name"


my god you guys are some dumb wikifags.

>>84271187
whoever was responding to me before was dead set on the idea that Ned heard Bran say "Father" to him and this is why Ned raised Jon. I was saying that this was probably not audible, but regardless it was the promise that made him do this and he didn't attach any significance to the voice through not investigating it or contemplating it.

>>84271241
he did contemplate it and they showed him contemplating it twice before deciding his dying sister was the most pressing issue at the moment

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>>84271083
>Reddit stops by 4chan but just for a kwik peek

>>84271265
alright diaper boy no need to lash out.

>>84271261
>contemplate is thinking about it for a couple seconds
nope, re-watch the scene

>>84271294
> before deciding his dying sister was the most pressing issue at the moment

how long did you expect him to just let his sister lay there screaming

>>84271234
You act like you've never heard a natural noise that sounds like a word before. I have the text right in front of me—he hears the rustling of leaves and seems to think that it sounds like his name.

>The leaves of the heart tree were rustling his name. “Theon,” they seemed to whisper, “Theon.”

That's a lot different than clearly hearing a human talking

>>84271304
You're insane, leaves rustling never sounds like a name, and if you've ever heard anything like that I suggest you get on some psych meds

Theon heard the leaves whisper Theon because they were literally whispering Theon, it wasn't a natural occurance, it was LITERALLY A SUPERNATURAL BEING WHISPERING THEON TO HIM

>>84271327
I gave you the direct quote, I don't know how to help you any more

>>84270774
I don't think so, they probably made a hole in his wheelchair and Bran can easily open the hole and pull his pants to his knees. Frog girl has to watch out to not step in the shit while pushing Bran.

>>84271301
>never brought up again throughout the series or built up as anything
>never says anything about it during the rest of the scene
>promise afterwards visibly has way more weight to Ned's demeanor
I obviously mean not quickly thinking about it and moving on forever

>>84271350
samefag detected

>>84271346
You're so fucking stupid I don't know how to help you. Something literally and not metaphorically supernatural was happening in that scene in a fantasy book. Its not a home video from real life, you god damn dumbass. It wasn't the leaves rustling and just happening to sound like theons name. It was literally bran, whispering to theon through the weirnet, saying theons name, which sounded... get this.... like theons name. i dont mean to blow your mind or anything.

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>yfw you realize """Arya""" in S7 is actually Jaqen

>>84271389
who is the Jaqen who lets Ayra go then

they are masters of shape, not mental status

>>84271294
>>84271301
I don't know which one of you is saying Ned didn't contemplate or investigate but what the fuck are you talking about he goes on to rip down the tower and think about that day a lot at least in KL. That seems like searching and contemplating.

>>84271382
Obviously it was bran talking to him, but the sound is conceivably natural. Theon taxes it as a sign and not a conversation. That's why the text says the leaves "rustled" his name and that the sound "seemed" to be "Theon".

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>>84271410
I still don't get how he tore down a tower with 1 other guy and a baby with him

>>84271350
The shit doesn't come out in the first place, his fucking ass doesn't work. It needs to be manually scooped out of his colon

>>84271423
Swamp magic

>>84271417
the leaves rustled his name because the leaves were quite literally saying his name

what are you suggesting, that bran was just blabbering nonsense at him and it just so happened that one of the things he said sounded like the name of the person he was talking to?

>>84271428
You seem pretty obsessed with the idea of sticking fingers into bran's hole

>>84271438
that swamp magic sure would've been useful in the war to free ned
why is howland such a useless manlet bitch?

>>84271410
thinking about the day his sister died and he received an illegitimate son to father obviously makes sense, no one is arguing against this. I'm saying he didn't think about the voice he heard after he heard it.

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>>84271450
wow you're good at this!

>>84271484
its ok anon we all have our kinks

>>84271441
You're not understanding. Bran is talking to Theon through the tree. What Theon hears, however, is not Bran's voice. It's muffled, obscured, like a whisper on the wind. It's a sound that could conceivably come from a tree. That's why they "rustled " instead of spoke. When Asha says Theon's name, you wouldn't describe that as "rustling" because that's not a sound people make. It's the sound of tree leaves in the wind.

>>84271471
hes clearly a devout worshipper of the Old Gods so if d&d want to add in "the gods made me do it" its not completely out of left field

>>84271512
Yes, the sound the tree leaves make in the wind sounds like an actual word because bran is talking to theon and saying actual words to him through the trees

i dont understand what you're not getting honestly, help me out here

>>84271484
>trollface
i want to dropkick you back to lebbit so bad.

>>84271529
I never said that Bran isn't talking to him. I don't know what you're even complaining about anymore. All I'm saying is that the sound that the tree makes is subtle enough that you could convince yourself it was just the wind.

>>84271514
he's not a devout worshiper of the Old Gods at this point in time; he's a young adult who recklessly seeks fights, honor, and vengeance for his family's deaths. he just entered into a swordfight with one of the greatest swordsmen in the world and defeated him through a dishonorable move.

>>84271514
>clearly a devout worshipper of the Old Gods

Lol no.

Devout would be practicing sacrifices and not building a fucking Sept over the graves of generations of Starks

>gods made me do it

You are crayon level if you think D&D will go for that

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I love the dramatic use of color this season.

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>>84271548

>>84271577
>season 7
>tully
>arryn
I wish.

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>>84271548

>>84271564
you claimed that theon didn't hear a human talking to him, he just heard "noises" in the wind that he thought sounded like his name. They only sounded like his name because bran LITERALLY said his name. ergo, bran can communicate actual intelligible words through the weirnet.

>>84271594
Yes, but they don't sound like people talking. They sound like natural noises.

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>>84271585
>>84271591

>>84271613
natural noises put together in a way that sounds like a real word because they were intentionally made to sound that way

>>84271585
go back shitty finger boy.

>>84271631
Yes. I never disputed this.

>>84271577
Baratheon is wearing red and brown.

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So in the inevitable S8 scene where Jon somehow ends up in heaven or whatever and gets to talk to the whole family before being "sent back" to be resurrected a second time, do you think he'll spit in Robb's fucking face for being such a dumb fucking retard?

I always get second hand cringe in the S6 scene with Glover where he is running Robb the fuck down and calling his wife a slut and Jon is just looking on like "i didn't have SHIT to do with that, I hadn't seen him in like 2 years when he did that shit, don't blame it on me"

>>84271637
then i dont even know what your point was

bran communicates to theon using nature and it sounds like the leaves are speaking real words.

bran communicates to ned using nature and it sounds like the wind is speaking real words.

what did you even disagree with me about in the first place

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>>84271629
>>84271636

>>84271649
> Baratheon is wearing red and brown.
all three of them, eh?

>>84271660
I wasn't even making a point. This guy >>84271142 made a point about the subtle nature of weirwood communication, and I agreed with him. Then you sperged out on me from response one.

>>84271585
>>84271591
>those post times
>these posts were made by separate Anons

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>>84270774
>>84271350
>>84271428
>>84271064
>>84271265
>>84271484
>>84271585
>>84271591
>>84271672

>>84271657
Glover actually has a fair point in that scene desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dthVy3tS54s

>>84271717
>poorfag doesnt have a pass

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>>84271360
What does feel like to live in that constant state of paranoia?

>>84271743
what does it feel like to take an entire 20 minutes to figure out how to photoshop out a (you)

>15 IPs
>112 posts
>thread made 1 hour ago

>>84271740
>jonsafags see this as antijonerys foreshadowing

Lol

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>>84271783

>>84271783

blame >>84270454

>>84271826
thank you
still think im right

>>84271687
Only one.

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>>84271734
almoste

>>84271843
this was obvious when you avoided everything that proved you wrong

some people want to be blissful and others want to know what's actually happening

>ned didnt need to hear a voice to convince him to take in jon!
>...but aegon needed to hear voices to convince him to burn people alive

>>84271926
you'd be right if at any point anyone in this thread actually made a point that proved me wrong other than muh honorfag

>>84271428
Haven't they invented vacuum cleanrs in Westeros?

>>84270372
>its a stannis thread
>but actually sort of a bran's voices and brans butthole thread

cant win em all OP

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>>84271943
>aegon

>>84272009
i dont actually care about this show

>>84271979
I'm fairly certain if Stannis were crowned the king, his first task would've been smelling and kissing Bran's anus while listening to his moans.

>>84271956
look at your posts again and see what you avoided

there's no point in arguing after your point is proven and the opposition refuses to acknowledge it

>>84272015
and?

>>84272035
and what
aegon aemon tyrion fargo smeagol
did i get his name yet?

>>84272020
That's why he's /ourking/

>>84272050
Why would you bother trying to get into an argument about something that you don't even know basic facts about?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>84272090
i wasn't getting in the argument that was my first post, chill you autist
is this general always this way

>>84272090
oh right its aerys. i just wiki'd it. have fun being overly sensitive about fictional characters

>>84272105
>>84272134
Why are you so buttblasted about me pointing out a mistake?

>>84271743
>taking color picker and smudging over a (you) is hard

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>>84272020

>>84270372
One True King!

Also Stannis will defeat the Boltons, take Winterfell and survive TWOW.

No, Stannis will not killed by the Northmens and sure as hell not by the Others!

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Does Darkstar need to save this thread?

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where the fuck are these interviews?

Proof the GOT is made for children and NEETs: they only release promotional material on weekdays when the unemployed or kids on summer vacation are not in school or at work


Undeniable proof that GOT caters to juveniles and people too stupid to hold a job.

>>84271657
no this isn't harry potter

>>84272099
these dubs are confirming something, but what?

>>84271657
Just your average jontard whos assblasted because johnnyboi didn't see anything in the afterlife like they fantasized about in their tumblr fics. nothing to see here, move along.

>>84271404
>who is the Jaqen who lets Ayra go then
Friendly reminder that S6 Jaqen H'ghar is the same Jaqen from S2.

>>84272052
That's Robb though

>>84272212
It's not his fault, Myrcella's horse was too smart for him. He'll get her next time.

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>>84271893
A lot of (You)s nigga...

>>84271943
Here's a tip for future ference.

Normal person making a mistake :
>Oh, meant Aerys*

Autistic cretin trying (and failing terribly) at saving face by making progressively more retarded posts :
>>84272015
>>84272050
>>84272105
>>84272134
That's you.

>>84272506
Jsyk this post is somehow even more autistic

>>84270372
Where the fuck is everyone?!

>>84272542
What did you mean by this?

>>84272015
>>84272050
then why not just call him THE MAD KING like every other showfag retards who can't remember more than 4 names after watching 60 hours of a show.

>>84272556
>being this sensitive
its not real anon just close your eyes

>>84271717
Oy vey.

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So, what do you guys think about Preston's latest rambling? Is he onto something? Or just standard autistic stuff that GRRM probably didn't even think about (the number of votes by faction and all)?

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>>84272626
>tumblr gif

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>>84272638
whats wrong with that

>>84272570
you're not doing any better, brainlet showfag, leave while you're behind.

>>84272656
khaleesi is my favorite character

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based marcus here. been a few years what have I missed?

This thread made me laugh.
A funny fucking kek thread XD

>>84272651
>tiny resolution
>choppy movement
>too short to justify motion
>>84272677
just stop posting jaqensperg

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>>84272695
why do you care

>>84272705
I just think they're shitty

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>>84272651
Their gifs have a bad reputation due to their low quality, likely owing to the computer illiteracy of the 30 something maladjusted fatsos that tend to be tumblr's loudest, and most gif-shitposting, demographic.

Also
>gif
>[Current Year]

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>>84272717
well you cant please everyone

>>84272651
I want her to bodypaint a target on me with her toes then throw darts on my body where hitting the tips of my penis would score her 60 points

>>84272740
You can if you get better gifs/webms.

>>84272758
ive been meaning to make a webm out of that video but ill give it to you straight bud its 2:30 AM and i just dont feel like it

>>84272758
he's posting frogfu gifs tho
the quality ceiling on his gifs/webm is quite low.

>>84270396
definitely King and Queen of this general

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>>84272777
HELLOOOO-oooooo-OOOOOOO!

>>84272633
still not as bad as the spun sugar skulls.

>>84272813
>complains about low quality gifs
>posts a low quality 5kb 300x168 jpg

>>84272818
>literally who houses and "bad guys" are the best because muh contrarianism

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>>84272823
lol, I didn't have one ready, I had to google it.

Also, I misclicked.

>>84272633
at this point preston should just write TWoW tbqh

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what are they staring at

>>84272633
George definitely didn't put that much thought into the vote tallies. Sure, there was a conspiracy to make Jon lord commander—Sam and Aemon lied and misled power players to make it happen. That's it.

>>84272871
>Haha, yes! I too like sportsball just like other people!

>Watching these dudes bounce this ball and move back and forth... (What the fuck did I waste my money on?)

It's like when people go to opera without knowing what they're doing.

>>84272844
Gilbert Farwynd was RIGHT

>>84272871
Big Bouncing Balls

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>>84272923
I had to look him up on the wiki just to remember who he is
I feel like such a casual

>>84272633
>>84272821
>>84272856
>>84272898
Daily reminder GRRM is not a genius, and the books after the third are not-so-great (to put it mildly). The only people I've heard unironically like them are SJWs who explicitly claim they like them (I shit you not, I can try to find the source if you want but no guarantees) because of their diversity. Not, you know, writing, characters, PACING, dear god, pacing... fucking George.At least the show is moving its ass.

>>84272695
>just stop posting jaqensperg
no u autist

>>84272818
>being a daynefag
Please. Farwynds and Hightowers are pretty based though.

>>84272965
AFFC was great faggot

>>84272818
The only time i've met unironic Bolton fans was at a music festival a bunch of emo kids had a bolton flag pinned to their tent

>>84272964
At least that confirms you're not a redditor, you should be proud

>>84273001
Cersei, Jamie and Greyjoy stuff is good everything else sucks

>>84272777
HelOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO!!!

>>84273001
I'd agree if GURM wasn't an old, fat fuck who needed 7 years to put out a damn book. I can't abide by AFFC's pacing given that he doesn't have much time left to live, and that he needs to be done in two books.

ADWD was pretty shit though. Theon, Davos, and the climax to Cersei's AFFC arc saved it from being complete trash.

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>>84272995
>not being a Daynefag

>>84272965
What a bunch of fucking bullshit you're spewing, take a look at the reviews of AFFC and ADWD in goodreads, all the blue haired multigender feminist there gave 1 or 2 stars to the last books, only brainlets dislike AFFC and ADWD

>>84273021
You forgot Brienne

>>84273021
brienne is great and sansa isn't bad
>>84273055
jon and bran are good in adwd

The only bits that really drag the two books down much is Dorne (although still a lot better than the show) and Arya

>>84272777
HELLLOOOOOOOOO-oooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>84272777
HELLLOOOOOO00000000OOOOOOOOO0000

>>84273081
>>84273089
Fuck off

>>84273095
>>84273097
Stop.

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>>84273069
This is a pretty accurate flagbearer chart.

>>84270372
When the fuck is this show coming out

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>>84273097
>>84273095
>>84273039
Twin Peaks GOT crossover.

>>84273117
I dunno exactly, usually the fatleesi poster gives us a to-the-minute update every thread or so

>>84273089
tyrions adventures up until he leaves Volantis are great in ADWD.

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>>84272777

HellOOOOO-oooo-OOOO

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>>84273130
>fatleesi poster
What is this /got/ thread lore?

>>84273163
Sometimes anons are recognisable by their posts, like the 1 Emiliafag in question.

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>>84273163
Do you want to see my dragons anon

this is honestly shaping up to be one of the worst generals ever

>>84273189
This thread has been pretty poor so far. Let's hope the next one can do better.

>>84273163
That symmetry is just so appealing.

>>84273089
>jon
Like with Dany and Tyrion, there's just too much of it. It feels like the whole arc could and should be wrapped up in three chapters instead of ten, or however many he had
>I now you're concerned about wildlings, but I don't really care lol
>I know our resources are stretched thin and most of them go to feeding said wildlings, but I don't really care lol
>I know you're upset about sending our very few NW men on rescue missions to get wildlings, but I don't relly care lol
>I know we're not supposed to get engaged with realms politics and that harboring a claimant to the throne is dangerous, but I don't really care lol
>I know Stannis's knights are disrespectful, and that they're causing trouble with the Wildlings, but I don't really care lol
>I know you're upset that I'm apparently grooming a newly recruited prostitute to be the next LC over more experienced and worthy men, but I don't really care lol
>I know we're not supposed to fight the realm's wars and forsake family, but if any one of you wants to ditch the Wall to help me rescue my sister I'd appreciate it, lol
>OH FUCK YOU STABBED ME I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS WHY DID'T YOU COME TALK TO ME FIRST
It's like reading the same chapter over and over again.
>bran
While I do appreciate a good psychedelic trip, it's not enough for me to consider the chapters notable.

>>84273189
>>84273196
What will the next thread be about I wonder.

>>84273189
>>84273196
False.
Proof: twin peaks posters

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>>84273216

>>84273216
Eh, you can level the same criticisms about Jon chapters to Jaime. It's just character development.

>>84273275
Except Jaime's AFFC arc is 7 chapters long instead of 13. And they're not as same-y. At the very least because he changes location and the cast of characters he has to deal with.

>>84273102
no u

>>84273318
Oh, didn't realise that it was that few for Jaime, I take that back. I still don't mind the length of Jon's arc, but I'll concede that the pacing is worrying just because of GRRM's health/age.
I'm still holding out hope that if the fat cunt does release TWoW, he'll start moving things along and killing some people off a bit faster. He was capable of picking up the pace from ACoK to ASoS at least.

Mirri Maz Duur and Bowen Marsh literally did nothing wrong.

>>84273318
This is true. Jamie visits Lancel and the slutty frey, goes to riverrun, meets up with Pia, stuff changes. With jon its 13 chapters of Bowen Marsh's exasperated silence and the occasional flirt off with Val.

Jacelyn Bywater rezurrection

>>84273004
top kek

Where Tyrion & Bronn friends in asoiaf? Seems to me they only had work relationship instead of a friendship.

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>>84272818
fixed

>>84273659
no they were not friends. Bronn saw an opportunity and seized it.

>>84273659
well, friendship technically isn't a binary...
you have close friends, and friends who are little more than acquaintances, or little more than colleagues.

Bronn is pretty much the latter. I don't think either hate hanging out with the other, but that's not what they do most time.

I mean when the war is over, I don't think either would have any problem getting hammered drunk and shit with the other. Just didn't have much time for that.

Also when Bronn refuses to fight for Tyrion, there's a bit of friendship there. I mean not in the refusal, but in the chapter and all. He cares about him a bit... Not enough to risk his life for him, but I wouldn't fight a 7'5 man to death for my friends either.

>>84273659
Even before Tyrion hired him they were cracking jokes and shit, in the battle against the mountain clans, and before the duel against Ser Vardis. They kept doing this til the end. I'd say that qualifies.

They're not best buddies like they were on the show, and it's for the best, because it's not a buddy comedy, going from tyrion to jaime.

Bronn ain't exactly what anyone would call a good friend anyway. Closest thing he had to an actual friend, he killed him while he lay dying to steal his boots. I mean ok it was kind of a mercy kill, but that's still a bit cold.

>>84273945
Is it possible that Bronn is a sociopath? According to TVtropes he is (book version)

>>84273304
No, Bran was extremely obviously her favourite

>>84274084
Sellswords most likely would have their fair share of sociopaths... I mean if you fight for a side one day and joke around with the soldiers and stuff during the war, then the next week you change side and have to kill these same soldiers...

You probably tend not to give much of a fuck about friendships anymore, and have to learn fast to be a bit desensitized about stuff like that. Fighting wars ain't great to build long lasting friendships, especially when you're a sellsword who might need to kill your friend the next day.

Mental illness are kind of a new thing anyway. Back then they would just call it, not giving a fuck, or being in it for himself.

>>84274086
the books certainly seem to point to that, but I'm curious if we didn't get the same impression about say Sansa if she had been the one to fall and lay dying for weeks while Catelyn too care of her.

>>84274246
if we wouldn't*
took care*

time to go to bed, typing all wrong.
'Night /got/

>>84274246
>>84274260
it sorta points to it even before the fall
>"I am always proud of Bran,"

>>84274246
>>84274260
>>84274279
oh and of course how she's mostly fine with letting sansa/arya go but apparently prays every day to let bran stay

>>84273945
>the mountain clans
oh right, those guys existed

what happened to them? they just kinda vanished in both the books and the show

>>84274389
In the books they're chased off by Tywin after the BW and they harass the lands of the Vale.

>>84274389
after blackwater they're not allowed back in the city and some stay in the woods, rest go back home
still causing trouble with the fresh steel tyrion gave them

>>84274389
Got paid and went home. Except for the Stonecrows, who took up residence in the Kingswood; presumably we'll see them next in a FAegon and co. chapter.

Can't believe you retards still bother with these shitty generals. What self-respecting human being would unironically watch Game of Thrones?

>>84274631
jokes on you, I watch it ironically

>>84274631
except everybody here watches it ironically

>>84274631
I don't watch the show, I only watch the reaction videos on yotuube.

>>84272459
He'll get that other ear soon.

>>84271382
>weirnet
kys faggot
and I was just about to side with you

>>84274631
I don't, I'm here for youtube poops and Preston videos. I will refrain from watching the season because I already read the leaks.

Has there been any leaked photos yet?

>>84275010
>not just watching for the memes and shitposting
come on my dude

Bronn's story in asoiaf is finished.
So is the Hound who know lives as a monk know as Gravedigger.

Also Cleganebowl won't have any emotion and value about brothers anymore cause Gregor is death (seriously he is now a headless corpse and he aint Gregor anymore) and Sandor's Hound personality is death and lives like I said as a monk.

>>84275079
Its honestly not worth it for me, I can enjoy the shitposting without watching the show.

>>84275289
Friendly reminder that Gregor Clegane died and they use his corpse with black magic as host for Robert Strong.

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Will best girl make an appearance this season?

>>84270454
>>84270505
>>84270530
>>84270697
Robert would have killed him because he's a Targaryen. He didn't want his nephew killed.

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>>84275638
hopefully not in her older incarnation

>>84275289
He'll become Gregor again when Sandor taunts him about playing with his toys. Qyburn yells in shock how Gregor wasn't actually dead but instead merely pretended for reasons unknown. The townspeople gasp and start singing Smells like teen spirit to give them a fighteous atmosphere.

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>>84275666
wtf was the casting agency smoking

>>84275693
i dunno, the young lyanna was perfect but they seem to have an aversion to casting attractive women in general

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>>84275666
>dat Dornish propaganda
Even Oberyn admits Elia wasn't a beauty. This is probably a more accurate representation of her.

>>84276101
and shit at giving birth too
but then again, so was lyanna
rhaegar should've gotten himself a fishfu

>>84275707
They do. For some reason all the hot women are the whores in brothels.

Who is written to be the most beautiful (still living) character in the series?

>>84276275
dany I guess

>>84276275
Sansa or Margaery

>>84276309
Shame both sophie turner and natalie dormer are ugly bongs

>>84276275
A bit hard to tell really since so many of the descriptions can be seen as biased/subjective.
But I imagine Martin envisions Arya as the most attractive as all the other female characters are simply TOO OLD.

>>84276275
I thought Cersei was supposed to be exceedingly hot in the books, like almost legendary in beauty. Too bad she's played by a man-jawed mediocrity in the show.

>>84270739
Dornish guys are More dark skinned 84270779

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>>84276498
yes, although she's noticeably aging and feels extremely threatened by younger women (IE Marg) because of muh prophecy

>>84276665
REEE SHE HAS YELLOW GOLDEN HAIR NOT SILVER PLATINUM LIKE A TARG REEE

>>84276965
I think that's just meant to be the effect of the sunlight in that pic

Like a year and a half ago, I was having an argument with some anon on here about how Tywin hated his father, and the anon called me a retard and said he didn't hate him, just hated what he did to their legacy.

I just read the World of Ice and Fire, and during the section about Aerys/Tywin, it explicitly states he did hate his father for being weak and dragging their name through the dirt.

Just wanted to say I fucking told you so, faggot, wherever you are.

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>>84277162
I'm glad you found closure.

>>84276665
I wouldn't worry about Margaery. That bryndenbfish character's hit it on the head with his analysis of the Blackfyre claim as advanced through Young Griff/Aegon.
(I also believe Jon Connington will survive long enough to murder Varys for misusing him.)

>>84277308
so who is the younger/more beautiful queen in the prophecy, then? I just assumed it was marg because it basically makes the prophecy self-fulfilling for extra pottery

>>84270454
t. Chinese

>>84272818
>Farwynd
Farwyndfags don't exist. Swap them for Harlaw and you're good

>>84272965
I like the last 2 above a clash of kings. And I like saying nigger alot with my friends.

>>84277424
It's given away with the more beautiful part. As in Brienne the Beauty.

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>>84277424
>so who is the younger/more beautiful queen in the prophecy, then?

That tiresome bitch Daenerys.

>>84277534

I submit this file in order to have your advice.

>>84273189
>Stannis edition
what did you expect anon?

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>>84272818
>>84273679
Remastered version

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>i asked him, "can a man still be brave if he is afraid" and he told me. "that is the only time a man can be brave"
-Robb Stark


now just what the FUCK did d&d mean by this???

>>84277750
DABID DABID DABID DABID DABID, same as always.

>>84277750
it's a line Ned says to Bran in the first book but they cut it but wanted to include it in some form I guess

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>>84273069
We're all Daynefags, anon, that goes without saying.

>>84277795
I swear Ned says it to Bran in ep 1.

>>84277795
its a line ned only says because its a question only bran thinks to ask

>>84277817
He doesn't

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>>84277812
NORTHERN
FUCKING
SHITS

>>84277839
Damn, I can hear it in Sean Bean's voice and everything. 2spooky

>>84277750
This matters to bran in the books because his chapters become progressively more horrific and bran periodically reminds himself of the quote when he's scared

in the show his scenes have no atmospheric quality and bran has no emotions or capacity to feel fear

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>>84277842
Time to strut.

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Dabid and dabnul better kill off two of Dany's dragons this season.

>remove a giant budget sink
>de-power Dany Sue
>Jamie Ahai gets to murder a fucking hulking hellbeast with a spear

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>>84277812
>>84277842
>>84277947
This thread is suddenly excellent. Well done, anons.

>>84273069
that's a bit unfair. there's a terrific picture by some Polish artist (Tomas something, I'll only fuck up his surname if I attempt to write it) of House Qorgyle knights charging

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>>84277974
>This thread is suddenly excellent.

In fairness it always had the potential to be but like so many other failed threads it lacked the particular spark - some people might even call it a *star* - necessary for greatness.

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>>84277947
>we will never get a spin off that follows Aerys' Kingsguard when they were younger
>prime Dayne, prime Barristan, prime Jaime, Rhaegar
>could start with Barristan killing Maelys in the last Blackfyre rebellion, cover the war of the Ninepenny Kings and end after Jaime kills Aerys at the end of Robert's Rebellion

>>84278059
>House Starfall
BRAVO DABID

>>84277777

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>>84277991
found it. I think he also did the "Brightwater Lancers" picture, which was so good it made you think House Florent might not actually be totally useless

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>>84278091
Holy shit

>>84277750
just your typical dabid taking a shit on bran as always
bran is most bullied character

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>>84278059
>>prime Dayne

Let's relive the magic.

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OH HO HO GEROLD you scallywag.

>>84278163
Bran's actor became worse and worse the older he got. I'm on season 2 and he's still ok, but come season 3 he's awkward as fuck.

>>84278059
>Barristan killing Maelys in the last Blackfyre rebellion

I don't understand why so few artists seem to have taken Maelys as their subject. To my mind he's crying out for their attention.

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>>84278188
>Maybe you can take me to get my ears pierced

>>84278260
New thread

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"Tomasz Jedruszek". on reflection I'm not sure that's Polish

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>>84270372
>watching a show that has no more good characters like Stannis