Is this the best episode?

Homer. At. The. Bat.

Who shot burns pt. 2

>>84264384
>>84264487
No

>>84264384
it scared the shit out of me as a kid

>>84265081
Same, the X-Files theme always creeps me out.

>>84264487
Can't fight that one.

>>84264384
Cape Feare is the GOAT

>>84264384
Nah, "Homie the Clown" was the best one, with "Homer goes to College" as a close second.

>Krusty's debt was only $48

Best way to close an episode, still makes me laugh today.

>>84268418

HGTC is number one

When the recurring gag of Moe running illegal shit in the back of his bar stop?

He had: the killer whale, the pandas, and the Russian roulette game. Tell me if I'm missing any.

Selma's Choice.

>take this
>and this
>and these
>thank you doctor
>oh I'm not a doctor

There's No Disgrace Like Home, with Dr Marvin Monroe who's voice you just heard

>>84270041
Dr Marvin Monroe might have the single most distinct voice in all of The Simpsons.

>>84268546
Better gag than him always trying to kill himself.

>>84264384
Only season 20+ is good

Bart on the Road

>No, Bart was not working in Hong Kong

>>84270416
>alright, I have thought this through
>I will send Bart the money to fly home
>then I will murder him

>>84270491

I'm surprised I'm not the only one who likes that episode, it's definitely in my top ten because a lot of the lines are pure genius.

>Bart can we stop for ice cream?
>That's it! BACK TO WINNIPEG
>ANDY WILLIAMS!

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The correct answer is Mountain of Madness

>>84270416
top comfy episode

>>84270654

Mao being on Homer's side is pretty hilarious and out of place

>>84264384
>i bring you love
>it's bringing love don't let it get away! break its legs!

10/10

>>84268546
Implied trafficking as he came across the kids stranded on the Island.

>>84270654

>IT'S SHOWTIME

>>84270988
10/10 episode
>that fire drill
>that guy with the extinguisher
>"get out of my way"
>homer barricades the door
>"i think i won mr burns"
fucking keks everytime

It's more of a "Shelbyville" idea...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

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>>84264384
For me, it's E-I-E-I-D'oh

>>84264384
That's not Homie the Clown

>>84271088

Mountain of Madness had some great moments in it.

>That guy running around in circles yelling "fire" as Homer just makes his way to block the exit
>Lenny and Carl showing disgust at being paired up with one another
>Mr Burns explaining cheating to Homer
>Why you'd have to get up

>>84271088
>no I have a better idea! we can build real men out of snow..
>eerie music
10/10

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>UNSETTLING MUSIC BLARES

>>84271309
isn't that trek music

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>>84271111
>it's an (annoyed grunt) episode

What Treehouse of Horror episode is best?

>>84271494

I like number three the most

The four episodes which akways immediately spring to mind are Marge vs the Monorail, Homie the Clown, Homer at the Bat and You Only Move Twice. I don't think I xojksrchooae between them though. Also this thread will surely remind me of a long list of other worthy contenders.

>>84272017

Wonder what that low outlier is towards the end of the chart.

>>84272062
Lady Gaga

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This one.

>>84272062
>>84272068
I think he means the good one in Season 27, which is "Barthood."

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Homer Badman.

>Dramatization. May not have happened.

>>84272202
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

>>84272202
MR. SIMPSON NOOOOO

>>84264384
Probably not, but it comes close.

>>84272098
>>84270654
>>84264384
>>84264487
all excellent choices

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the movie
but it got annoying right away, with the quoting

>>84272228
I guffawed at that line when I rewatched this recently. Talk about a joke they wouldn't make today, I tell ya h'wat.

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>>84264384
Anyone wanna take a stab at this???

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>>84264384
Any episode with David Duchovny.

>>84272508
Was he in more than the one?

>>84272422
shut up bigot

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>>84264487
>You're Darryl Strawberry
>Yes
>You play right field
>Yes
>I play right field
>So?
>Well are you better than me?
>Well I never met you but... yes.

So many good jokes in that episode.

>>84264487
the most overrated episode

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No one ever mentions Burns' Heir despite all the great scenes
>Lets all go to the lobby
>The auditions
>The dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees out
>B'oh

>Simpsons
>funny

Pick one.

>>84271324
>>84271309

Planet of the Apes

>>84272599
wat

>>84272550
Any episode of any show was the best episode of that show.

>>84272420
>at Lenny? But he's a war hero!
>Well then let's decorate him
>No!
>Not even for....FOUR dollars?

>>84271494
Five, by far.

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>>84264384
That is definitely in my top five but my all-time favorite is Radioactive Man
Kind of eerie how it's more relevant today than ever

>>84271494
Five

>>84264384
Lisa the vegetarian.

>The lambs
>the hotdog composition
>the entirety of the food video
>Lisa S. / L. Simpson
>"Do you want to hear a song, Lisa?"

>>84273863
>Two independent thought alarms in one day!
Beautifully subversive stuff

>>84271144
>homer attempting to park the car on slippery ice, hitting all the other cars
>burns and homer causing avalanches by the slightest hint of a noise
>lenny waiting for his coffee to get done while everybodys panicking about the fie alarm
>innocent stupid questions of bart & lisa annoying mr smithers

twas a very good episode and if i remember correctly the show started dipping after that ep

>>84273883
>>homer attempting to park the car on slippery ice, hitting all the other cars
>>burns and homer causing avalanches by the slightest hint of a noise
>>lenny waiting for his coffee to get done while everybodys panicking about the fie alarm
this were very shit jokes tho anon.

>>84272953
The beauty of that line is that any professional baseball player would fine with assuming that someone they've never heard is worse than them.

>>84273993
>what's a good time time for a full scale evacuation of a plant this size
>45 seconds sir
>and what are we up to now?
>I don't know sir my stop watch only goes up to 15 minuets.

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im a fan of so many, but i wouldnt say its my favourite. still giving props to Homer's Triple Bypass

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreig, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

The one where they go to japan or brazil

>>84274773
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo is fucking gold
Blame It On Lisa is much weaker but still has some great gags

>>84274773
look at all that pink and purple

$pringfield, or how i learned to stop worrying and love legalized gambling.

There is not one line, one scene in that episode that isn't a well crafted joke.

>>84271309
i had this simpsons figure with the little smithers dog and smithers in the bear suit

>it's me sir' bobo! hug me. feel me.
>tug at my fur...

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>>84274820
FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY

>>84273208
>I'm searching for a suitable young heir to leave my fortune to. My vast, vast, vast, vast fortune
>...
>vast

>>84272098
This

>>84273208
excuse me i believe i mentioned it in the last thread

>CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY
>RING RING RING WENT THE BELL
>ZING ZING ZING WENT MY HEART STRIN-OOF!

>>84275306
ITS CURNS STUPID

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Lisa's Substitute

>>84275306
Thank you! Give the bully and extra point.

>>84270017
Hey, Surly only listens to one guy: Surly!
Sorry
Shutup

>>84264384

which is the one where sting is the james bond villian and homer works for him?

Personal favorite is the one with the cat-burgler
>Hello Homer, my arch-nemesis. ...uhh, you DO know who this is, don't you?
>uhhh, Marge?
>No Homer, I'm not your wife...

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>>84275537
>sting is the james bond villian
You are thinking of You Only Move Twice
Albert Brooks plays the nominal villain, Scorpio
Sting is in Radio Bart, an oft-overlooked but enjoyable third season ep ('Bart down the well')

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>>84275669
Based Sam Neil

>>84275669
>>84275690
>that popping noise when he pulls the pearls off marge's neck
kinda nauseous t_bh

>>84275690
There was something funny about the way he walked
Much more VERTICAL than usual

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>>84275778
>>84275706

>>84264384
What jokes are in it again? I only really remember the lie detector ones.

>>84272062
the Halloween one recently where it wasnt a treehouse of horror maybe

>>84275858

> I had returned from the gentlemans club where we were discussing wittgenstein over a round of backgammon.
> Mr Simpson it's a felony to lie to federal agents.
> Alright alright we were sitting in barneys car eating mustard packets, you happy?

> Red tick beer. "Needs more dawg"
> IT BRINGS LOVE! KILL IT!
> Orchestra on the buss.
> DIET
> Moe smuggling a killer whale in the back of his store.
> Look at the fine stitching on dope.
> And keep watching the skis!

>>84275796
gross ew, the little dents

>>84268546
he also milked rats in one episode

>>84273208
I mention it all the fucking time.

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>>84276037
>he also milked rats in one episode
No that was the Mob, at their Gentleman's Club
I love that episode
>Luke, be a Jedi toniiiigght

>>84274773
Underage fuck off, seriously

my personal favorite is when homer gets obese to work from home and starts wearing a momo..

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You guys have listed some great episodes that contain a lot of great jokes! Let's also remember some of the more touching episodes like pic related or when homer was going to kill himself so the family had some money they could use.

The Simpsons used to be so lovable with real heartwarming or breaking moments. Truly a masterpiece.

Everything went bad after Phil Hartman was murdered.

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>>84276135
This
>Hey Fatty I got a movie for ya, A Fridge too far

>The fingers you have used to dial are too fat
>To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now

>I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
>Hey, my dad isn't some kind of food crazed maniac
>Oh, that's raspberry

>>84276086
shit you're right
completely misremembered

>>84276086
>Gimme that knife!
>No it's mine!

>>84268546
He had someone (probably Moleman) locked up under his floorboards.

AHHHH, BOOGEYMEN!

>>84274791
>Come on Homer, you liked Rashomon
>That's not the way I remember it
I felt so smug when I first got that joke.

>Nothing can possibli go wrong. Uh, possibLY go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

>>84277220
I watched Rashomon just so I could understand the joke.

>>84273883
Also one of the best lines in the series
>"You pressed 'You', referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is 'you'!"

>>84277896
Wait, what comes after twelve?
One.
No, after.

> I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map

Marge vs. The Monorail is easily the best episode

you only move twice but there's so many good ones at the top

>>84278068
>>we don't have bums homer, and if we did they wouldn't rush; they'd be aloud to go at their own pace.

>>84270394
>(You)

>>84278009
When Conan was still funny

>>84273208
>I convinced Paul McCartney to leave Wings
>You idiot, he was the best one

>>84270041
>homer is so embarrassed by Marge's drinking and his family's behavior that he takes them to therapy
fucking season 1

>>84276213
>reddit image

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>>84272098
this gag is one of my favorites

Is there a list of all the 10/10 episodes?

>>84280713
There are none, highest is 9.3 - >>84272017

>>84280732
I meant top episodes overall

>>84264384
My favourite one is the one when Homer stays at home while the family goes to the church, don't remember neither the episode name nor the season

>>84281007
Homer the heretic, and it is a great one

>>84275322
Literally the worst episode of old simpsons.

>>84264487
fpbp

>>84270654
>Political Power
>Against the rich

This joke doesn't make sense.

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment