contact lens-kino?

>>84261740
>/ourguy/ looking old
JUST

>>84261740
more based jake kino ill watch it

Wait, they're making another movie about the bombing?

>>84262695
I mean, his sister looks like she's been dead for 50 years, so I consider him fortunate

gay tearjerker. pass

Congratz for your Oscar, Jake!

>>84261740
>make him have brown eyes so he looks more like the beaners in the movie

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>Jake wants an Oscar
>show the entire movie in the trailer
>another Boston bombing movie

Nope

>>84262695
nightcrawler permanently fucked him up

what's some essential Jake kino

>>84261740
Was this based on that false flag with those poor chechen jabronies ?

>>84261740

From the trailer alone you know Jake's going to kill it, but the title, sad music, and shameless use of recent events puts a bad taste in my mouth. Maybe it'll be more than that, but I'm not interested. No idea why Jake did Prince of Persia, not confident in his choice to do this.

>>84263121
For me, southpaw, nightcrawler and prisoners. Donnie darko is good too

>>84263507
Is southpaw good? Been considering watching it, I've liked most movies I've seen with him

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>Lose both legs
>Instantly neck yourself
Anyone else?

He really got his legs removed just for this role?

>>84263800
No question, Mr. Grips. I've decided if I lose anything, even just one hand, one foot, or worse my vision or my hearing, I'm for sure killing myself.
Too proud to live as a cripple.

>>84263679
its not his usual role. its good but you won't like it for him.

OSCAR TIME MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA

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>>84263800
Does my dick still work?
Imagine the pity pussy

>>84263121
bubble boy

>lose both legs
>goes home instead of getting into the shrimping industry

>>84263800
Death grips is total shit

>>84263800

its a golden ticket to the sweet sweet taxpayer funded neet life for life

>>84261740
what's the huge deal about losing your legs? there's far worse things like blindness, cancer, losing your your dick.

>>84261740
Normally I really like his work, but his acting in this looks so fucking bad I cringe

>>84264214
>Too proud to live
Wow, faggot.

>>84265884
It's called Bone Tomahawk.
But that said yes, I don't wanna be a fucking cripple.

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>>84264478
>Kek

>/ourguy/ bubbleboy

>>84269896

>the scene where he attacked his dick like a monster

That was weird.

>>84263800
No, I'd at least give it a try.

>>84264174
talk about going the extra mile am i right?

>>84270393
only way to get a leg up

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>>84264561

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>>84270570
it goes it goes it goes it goes yuuuuuh!

>>84261740
Who has more range than Jake?

>>84262982
>show the entire movie in the trailer
This needs to go.

they showed everything, lol. we truly live in the age of shit.

>>84261740
This is how you say his last name:

Jack GIL-IN-HU-LA-HEY

>>84261740
I really really fucking like Jake Gyllenhaal

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>mfw the niggress starts singing
>we'll (((rise up)))
>mfw the obvious commie propaganda disguised as patriotism
jake isn't based or he would be in fun movies not this oscar bait shit

>>84271058
GWAY-LEN-HAL

am i in the right?

looks shit desu

>It's Americans deal with adversity circle jerk movie #172

oh myyyyyy gawwdddd look at how we deal with stuff yeah we are so brave and strong.

>>84270751
we'll see what you say when i eat your ass you fucking queer

>>84271220
ok

Ill pirate cuz i love jake, but hate movies about fake tragedies. Not even getting into conspiracy shit, just make the movie about a dude who lost his legs in a car accident instead of a false flag

>>84263087
he really burned off way too much fat off his face too fast. He still looks good but there's no going back from it.

with his hair and beard no one can notice though.

>>84263800
Nah, losing legs wouldnt ruin my life. You could still do mostly everything by yourself. Without hands however you life is way more fucked.

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>>84271220
>starts off as standard oscar bait circle jerk
>cue standard rihanna and katy perry uplifting music
>halfway through the movie saturation starts going down
>lots of unnecessary slow motion shots
>during the Boston Bruins game there is an emergency alert broadcast on the jumbotron
>THIS IS NOT A TEST *** NATIONWIDE TERRORIST ATTACK ***
>commotion in the upper decks, people are falling off the railing and trampling over one another
>they have made their way on to the ice now, blood is everywhere
>jake hops on a hockey players back while he fights off enraged people with his hockey puck
>somehow they make it out, suffering only a few bites
>make their way to a mall garage
>

>>84272294
Watch demolition, its after nightcrawler. He looks fine

>>84261740
he's so ugly

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>>84272774

>>84272783
he is, and I'm a girl so I actually know what attractive males look like. men are bad at judging other men

for example, most of you think Arnie is handsome and that girls like his monstrous muscled body (we don't)

a really beautiful man would be Douglas Booth or Sean Connery if you're into rugged looks. Jake looks like a lemur

>>84272897
>t. transmonster roleplaying as a woman

>>84272914
sorry sweetie but it's the truth and traps ARE gay

>>84272952
I'm gay and find Jake handsome. What about that honey?

>>84273031
Well... yeah, gays are the ones who always overrate him. You don't get voted world's sexiest man based on what women like, honey.

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>>84263800
couple decades ago I would've been with you on this but now we have fucking cyborg technology.
outta my way meat leg fucking shits.

>>84261740
Uh, why does this trailer show the entire film?

>>84274271
I mean it's based off a real guys life ... but yeah I wish more directors would get control over the trailers made for a film instead of studios palming it off to some other guys

>>84261740
>and ya legs, they gon bro

am i the only one who laughed

>>84261740
I like Jake so I'll watch it.

>>84264673
Anyone else here thinks deafness would be worse than blindness?

>>84263121
Jarhead, along with what's already been mentioned.

>>84274199
Man, imagine how far we'd have gotten by now if it wasn't for greedy lobbies combating clean energy, war/weapons funding and egotistical maniacs in general

>>84263800
Nah. But I would have to change career.

>>84275568
Well try it for a day retard.
Stuff something in your ears for a whole day and then go blindfolded a whole day.
See what's easier.

>>84274199
I'd say we have about 30 years until we are that advanced.

>>84275399
holy kek, this is what happens when Chad is your nurse

>>84274199
Futuristic tech is always overestimated by the current gen. Look back at 1960s and space travel for reference. This gen it's robots and le AI meme. Won't happen as fast as people think.

>>84263121
End of watch too.

>>84263121
Zodiac and Enemy too.

>>84275399
nah was funny as fuck, reminded me of that baby whale video lol

If this doesn't end with him with militarized mecha legs striding through the caucasus region cutting shitskin muslims to ribbons with an assault rifle, then it's worthless

Muslims murder your friends and take your legs, and you sing a happy song and play the guitar, pick up a gun you fucking pussies

>>84261740
I like Jake, but I don't really like this type of movie. It's gonna be a pass for me

>>84263800
It depends at what age you lose an arm or a leg. I've always thought that losing a limb in your 50s would be kinda fun because it would interesting how much your lifestyle would change after so many years of living with all your limbs intact

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>>84261740
Patriots Day sequel?

>>84263121
day after tomorrow

>>84263121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ

Jake as a serial killer.

>>84263800
Legs are fine to me
Arms, then I'd fucking want to die