Eva vs Daddario

Why choose when one can be your mommy and one can be your sis

Daddario shows promising talent but Eva is the matriarch of the succubus tribe
She cannot be defeated

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Both qt, but Daddario lacks ass and hips,

>implying Eva isn't the best at everything

Easy choice

>>84258943
my mom is 65. I am 30.

Eva is literally an African goddess

The one without the tranny jaw.

>>84258905
The real question is are their tits strong enough to beat my 6" thick cock ??

>>84258905
Eva is for men. Dadario is for virgins.

>>84259010
>African
wut

>>84258905
who would win in a violent pusy fight?

Eva has a nicer pusy than Daddario

>>84259042
Her mother is African

>>84258905
>used cockmonger Green vs tight pure virginal Daddario

Alex wins every time

>>84259004
And here you are posting on a East Indonesian knitwear discussion board for children.

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>>84259072
>roastie
>tight pure virginal

>>84259053
>Jobert was born in Algiers, Algeria, to a Sephardic Jewish Pied-Noir family,[1][2][3] the daughter of Andrée Azoulay and Charles Jobert, who served in the French Air Force

She might have citizenship there, but not ethnically

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both are great but i like Daddario more

>>84258905
eva shows off her slutty neck much more often so she has my vote

>>84259085
She's too angelic pure and strong with a killing aura that would destroy your erection if it comes anywhere near her pussy.
You literally cannot win against Alex. much less defile her.

>>84259004
no wonder you have autism

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>>84259100
Why did you automatically assume I was talking about ethnicity, you racist?

Eva Green is most beatiful woman on Earth right now.

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Lily Collins

>>84259126
t. Reddit

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>>84258905
Kristen. The answer is ALWAYS gonna be Kristen.

>>84258905
>>84258964
>>84259085
>>84259103
>>84259129
>>84259179
I am so hard right now.

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>>84259084
>>84259122
Not that guy, but.....

>>84258905
The one without the neanderthal brow ridge.

>>84259179
>that line of grease/filth under her boob
fucking disgusting
dropped

>>84259233
>neanderthal brow ridge.
What does this mean? seriously

>>84258964
she also lacks sexual toes like eva's

>>84259236
the fuck are you on about?

>>84259233
So the one who's less white?

>>84258905
Eva wins without even trying.
Daddario only has the tits. Horrible smile, looks like she's actually a retard in real life too, can't act for shit.

>>84259236
>>84259260
It's the silicone scar

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>>84259236

>>84259291
>thinking those are fake
Goddamn it must suck living with autism. How do you do it?

>>84258953
This. Daddario has tried to defeat Green in the Gauntlet Of Boys numerous times to claim leadership over the Succubi, but Eva is a better cock sucker and can extract souls faster. Eva just has thousands of years more experience than Alexandra.
>t. Arch Inucbi Of Hell

>>84259179
Why is her face so puffy and close to a double chin?

>>84258905

Impregnate Daddario with the DNA of Eva.

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>>84258964
Meh, I won't complain.

>>84259247
I was making an exaggeration and saying that Eva's brow ridge resembled a Neanderthal's.

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>>84258905
There is still hope for Alex total perfection to be cast by Marvel !??

Maybe for 1610 Ultimate Scarlett Witch

>>84259308
with better eyesight than you

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those FUCKING EYES!!!!!!
HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

>>84259308
>literal underage
reported

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I'd rather sex Eva. She seems like the kind of lady that would burn herself with a hot clothes hanger while cumming

>>84259236
>zomg, women sweat & get lint stuck to their crevices too!

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>>84259345

>>84258905
Alex looks like the kind of girl that leg-lock you to receive your warm ejaculation in an embrace and mutual kiss.

Eva has an sadist aura she would probably pull out against your will at the last moment and make you spurt over your own face.

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>tfw the Daddario brother is more attractive than the sister
Really makes you think. She shouldn't even TRY to smile.

>>84259460

I bet they fuck each other all the time

>>84259460
I bet they cum inside of each other.

>>84259485
He's too handsome for her desu but she's got the tits I guess.

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Eva is the only correct answer

>>84259236
...the shadow, you mean??

>>84259517
>pepperoni nipples
african tier, fucking shit

>>84259517
what is this FROM

her puffy nips are weirding me out tho

>>84259533
Still way hotter than anything you'll ever fuck.

>>84259560
Nope, i walk away when nigger tier nipples

>>84258905
eva no doubt

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>>84259533
>>84259545
>there are people on this board literally this gay

>>84259085

This guy thinks that meaty labia come from fucking a lot. You are one dumb fuck.

>>84259623
>being this desperate
>no standards

>>84259623
I'm not saying she looks bad it just reminds me of a nip infection I got that made the skin all inflamed. I'd still succ.

>>84259630
mad roastie, go put your curtains on some bread

>>84259010
She also has a negress cousin.

>>84258905
Who ever wins, we win

>>84259460
Matt has a great smile and a charming personality. What the fuck is wrong with Alex, nice big tits aside?
>probably retarded
>can't act
>PLEASE DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH
I'm confused.

>>84259129

She's hot but her father is nutty as a fruitcake.

>>84259630
Go push your fake news somewhere else, roastie.

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Eva was probably the main reason I went to see the second 300.

>>84259233

So, the one who looks like the Bride of Frankenstein?

>>84258905
I would never cum to something as gross as cowtits

>>84258905
eva has a big forhead and has no ass
alex has firmer tits, better face, and a good ass

>>84259781
how does eva have no ass but alex has a good ass
genuinely curious to hear your reasoning behind this opinion

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>>84259124
Eva was really cute as a kid.

>>84259823
Alex was better tho

>>84259781
>alex has firmer tits
I concede.
>better face
Objectively wrong. She literally morphs into a goblin in a matter of seconds.

>>84259661
>>84259710

Guy who's not only interacted with but fucked multiple women reporting... Stay mad wizard fucks.

>>84259753
Which one is that? Eva?

>>84259898
>Guy who's not only interacted with but fucked multiple women reporting
Sure, we believe you.

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>>84259816
pic related with https://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eva-green.jpg?w=640
sorry but even google images can't find any good ass pic of eva.

>>84259868
only when she cakes her face with makeup. if she wears "natural looking" makeup then she is prettier than eva http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1439,w_2560,x_0,y_0/c_limit,w_1480/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1492195713/articles/2014/09/05/alexandra-daddario-on-true-detective-s-misogyny-claims-and-her-hollywood-ascent/140904-stern-true-detective-tease_vpoo6i

>>84259236
>not wanting to lick it

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Superior Daddario.

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>>84259868
>She literally morphs into a goblin

Hmm

>>84259969
>pic related
That's a negative ass, what the fuck.

>>84259969
She literally cannot smile.

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>>84259864
No, Eva was the better cunny.

>>84259969
>if she wears "natural looking" makeup then she is prettier than eva
hell no, she might have bigger tits than eva but body-wise eva still prevails

>>84259975
true

>>84259533
>>84259545
Fuck that gay shit. I LIKE puffy ass nipples.

>>84259962

No need to believe, friend. Anyone who's experienced the reality knows you're dumb. Nothing but experience will ever prove the truth to you, I guess.

>>84259781
>alex has firmer tits
You not seen True Detective? Daddario's tits are droopy as fuck. Her nips point DOWN. Eva's nips point forward.

>>84259936

Yes. I believe I misunderstood which one you were referencing.... So, to be clear, I meant the one with the mongoloid forehead.

>>84260081
You're talking out of your ass, dumb virgin.

>>84260090
>Daddario's tits are droopy as fuck. Her nips point DOWN.
I have a female cousin who has big tits but they're droopy as fuck and she's only 19. That must be terrible. Also link

You guys are like some capeshit nerds sperging about which phantasy figure is stronger.

And yes either Eva and Alex are phantasy figures for you because you will never get close enough to woman similar to them.

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>>84259995

>>84260079
>""people"" who prefer tiny almost flat nipples with tiny areolas
literal puke tier, puffy are god-tier and so are fat areolas, and visible blue veins too

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let's see
Eva Green:
>World class actor
>THE best Bond girl
>all natural body full of curves to explore
>shy and reclusive personality
>doesn't let this stop her from starring in pure kino like Cracks, Womb, Kingdom of Heaven
>European, means she has class
>looks good with Red hair, blonde hair, brown hair, black hair, the list truly goes on.
>sexual soles
>can speak multiple languages
>a pale goddess, literally looks like a piece of art

Daddario
>meme actress
>only stars in horror or stuff that highlight her tits because she can't act
>fridge mode, nothing going on body wise outside of her big tits
>that also happen to be fake
>is a roastie, you know she's a slut
>attention whore 'look at me' attitude
>shit tier feet
>only looks good with dark hair
>ruined her delicious pale skin
>completely fake personality
>fucks her brother

wow, what a hard choice. fucking lmao

>>84260189
So?

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Daddario's not even close to Eva's level. It's insulting you'd even compare the two.

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>>84259129
Jesus man, that eyebrow game is ridiculous.

>>84260212
So admire both of them without making this into a fucking competition.
You know a thread is shit when there is more senseless discussion than webms and pictures of these two Succubi.

>>84260257
Eva is so fucking old and busted is note even worth it, we know.
Maybe Eva from 15 years ago.

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>>84259517

>>84260200
Dubs confirm. I don't even know how you could compare the two, Eva is an actual actress other than being the superior woman.

>>84259517
WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE ARMS?

You guys are all insane btw.

>>84260200
>>doesn't let this stop her from starring in pure kino like Cracks, Womb, Kingdom of Heaven
All those movies have shit reviews.

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>>84260200
>>fucks her brother

I really dont see the problem here...

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>>84259129
giv vampire gf

>>84258905
Daddario has face like a succubus. Eva is pure woman, pure sex. You have to seduce her. Lovemaking is fast and hard and passionate, and afterwards you cuddle listening to classical music and sip wine by the fireplace.

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>>84259370
oh my GOD look at how much of her neck is exposed

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>>84260200
>She lives alone and, by her own account, leads a low-key life when she's not working. When asked in an interview what people would be surprised to find out about her, she responded "I guess people would be surprised to find out that I am a bit of a homebody. I do not like clubbing or going to wild parties. After a day of shooting, I love to come home and relax by the fire with a glass of wine and a good book. Boring, huh?"
>tfw no Eva gf

>>84258905
>Vesper Lynd
>26 years old
>Some sort of high executive accountant working for FAFT

>Me
>27 years old
>Work retail and lives with parents
>Still sleeps on a single bed

Wtf. at that age are we really supposed to have our lives and careers sorted out by then. Her character also seems a lot more mature and worldly than I am now.

fuck this depresses me. at least bond and other male leads tend to be a lot older so I don't feel as bad.

Anyone else compare where a character is at life when they are supposed to be the same age as you.

never used to make me feel bad when I was under 25 but now it's really getting to me ;_;

>>84260135

OK

>eva could be cast as the main lead in antichrist but refused after reading the script

I'll decide who is superior by which of them is the bigger pit whore. Post pics and I'll decide the objective winner.

>>84260303

Don't meme pleb me, bro

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>>84259199
>>84259692
>>84260264
>>84260364

>>84260286
>implying she doesn't get better with age

>>84260399
is this a pasta from that thread earlier today?

>>84260464
STICC with a MASSIVE head

>>84260517
I know, it's lovely.

>>84260429
So, Lars was just to edgy even for Eva?

>>84258905
MY DICK

>>84260556
She probably thought it was shit, as to be expected. Fucking Lars.

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>>84260464
pls

>>84260198
Truly the patrician taste

>>84260517
>STICC with a MASSIVE head
i'd give her MY i bet you thought this was going to say STICC with a MASSIVE head didn't you you fucking pervo

>>84260719
I didn't think anything because it's 2:30 am and I'm dozing off.

>>84260394
>you will NEVER come home after a hard days work of doing nothing, find Eva tipsy off of her wine, reading some book that she's already tired of, and have her seduce you into the bedroom

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE WITH MY WAIFU.

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>>84260769
good night my friend :3c

>>84260657
That make sense but them doing a movie together would have still been interesting.

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>>84260264
>that eyebrow game is ridiculous
Are you secretly a girl posting in this thread?

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>>84260517
>>84260675
>>84260813

>>84260200
>European, means she has class
kek

>>84259749
If you like Eva even slightly you need to watch sin city 2. Its a shit movie but I'm almost positive the director had a hard on for her. Its a ton of scenes of eva being naked or getting railed while being naked. It was amazing.

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>>84260866
oh god her neck is so pale

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Matthew Daddario being fucked to near death by Eva Green. I've already have a plot for this kino.

>>84260912
but isn't it in black and white? kind of takes something away from eva

>>84258905
Whoever wins, my dick loses.

>>84260813
>He doesn't care about brows

i bet your waifu is ugly, fuck outta here kid

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>>84260918
>>84261073

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>>84261073
My waifu looks like a junky.

>>84258905
i just can't find eva's downward sloping eyebrows attractive, and it ruins her for me

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>there are people on this planet RIGHT NOW who got to see them naked and touch them in real life
>there are people on this planet RIGHT NOW who have received a bj from them
And they're not you.

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>>84261101

Is Eva single?

>>84261156
Yeah but who cares? There are plenty of women in my own town who are hot. Maybe not as hot as Phil Collins, Daddario, or Eva, but it's not really a big deal.

>>84260049
>no tits no ass
>better

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stop posting that ugly stick and post actually attractive women

>>84261226
You first, my man.

>>84260947
>that giant package
HOW BIG IS HIS COCK ???

Are the whole family Sex Gods ?

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>>84261226

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>>84261282
get bullied, looser

>tfw Olsen will never bully you

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>>84261311
>>84261226
How pitiful and lackluster would be Olsen paizuri against one from a Goddess like Daddario ?

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>>84261388
>he thinks paizuri is anything but a porn meme
I'd rather have a 10/10 cute Olsen to cuddle with desu

>>84261125
>looks like

I wish Goddess Daddario would use olsen as a toilet, i'd beat off to that

>>84261451
Olsen wont even cuddle or kiss you back, unlike Daddario who leg-locks you to secure that lovely sperm.

>>84261550
this

>>84261451
Alex would break your stick waifu with a single thrust.

she looks like my sister, so i guess she farts a lot and has 0 hygiene

So uh why has nobody posted her armpits yet?

>>84261620
Cause else i'd cum and i don't want to

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>>84261550
I wouldn't want to be near Daddario desu

>>84261600
She wouldn't have to break anything, she just has to smile and any human beings in the vicinity would flee in terror.

>>84261620
we all were waiting for you to get here

>>84259517
well you have convinced me anon.

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>>84259995
Eva's sharp features can look spooky or scary at points but Daddario has the same problem with her features and looks objectively less aesthetic when comparing good pictures of both. Eva's a goddess and accomplished actress that makes me forget I hate Jews, Daddario is just big titty fap bait.

daDDario

Daddario is the queen of /tv/, get your blasphemous shit out of here

>>84261670
>Eva's a goddess and accomplished actress that makes me forget I hate Jews
made me laugh

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>>84261311

>>84258943
I prefer widowed aunt-by-marriage for minimum conscience load

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>>84261311
>>84261738
>Olsen will never take an interest in you and your innate potential and break your introverted shell with her love
>neither will any woman, because reality doesn't work that way and they're all duplicitous cunts, literally incapable of the man-made concept of "love"

>>84261826
come on, man..

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>Eva has never been blacked, not even for a role, whereas Daddario has gladly let a nigger slobber all over her chest and face with his disgusting subhuman lips stinking of Newports and Malt Liquor
Eva wins. Daddario fans are cuckolds.

>>84261683
THIS.

>>84261888
The nigger was CGI'd, she would never allow his filth over her perfect body

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>>84261826
>in you and your innate potential
>innate potential
>potential
>shit posters
>potential
kek

>>84261388
her boobies looked kinda bigger in dad fucking scene. probably had to exercise and lose a bit of them due to capeshit

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>>84261826
Fucking schmosby that seen made me wtdimsa

can only men love?

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>tfw Daddario doesn't seem to smile now
Eva was the only thing worthwhile in Shit City 2 though. If the entire movie was just about her taking control of the city with her magic breasts it would've been a lot better

>>84261975
sauce?

>>84262039
yes, when have you ever heard great tales of women writing arias for the subject of their love or anything else? they don't do it

they are literally not capable of that type of all consuming love, just as they don't have the same sense of in-group and tribal community as men, it's evolutionary and supremely evident

yesterday somebody posted the most AESTHETIC daddario I had ever seen

it was a swimsuit model photo, she was in a blue one piece and she had wet hair and these flared sun glasses and the angle of the shot made it look like something out of the future/mirrors edge style

DADDARIO A AESTHETIC

>>84261888
jesus find me the video source now and I'll make people believe you weren't black

>>84262089
P E R F E C T A B S
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A
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>>84259179

>>84262300
FUCKKKKK, i wasn't planning on cummmming

>>84262300

jesus christ

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I think both are great.
>>84258943
fpbp

>>84262300
i remember the hype the TD trailer generated with the bit where she's pull the shirt off.
what amazing times. nothing since then right?

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>>84261226
>>84261451

Imagine being in a polyamorous relationship with Lizzie and Daddario

>>84262462
I just need Liz and I'd murder you for her, no questions asked.

>>84262300
eva BTFO

>>84261168
Tim Burton is probably banging her.

>>84262518
Eva's tits are much better tho. Those things are pancake. Tier.

>>84258905
real eyes vs fake eyez

jew need to realise

>>84260464
ugly bellybutton

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>>84263053

>>84259517
> i pump her fun buns

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>>84259517
>those disgusting nips

>>84261826
Hnnng that hit me right in the feels.

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>>84259345

>this Eva Green meme STILL going on
she's past her peak
she has had a reduction (google it if you're a newfaggot or in denial, also w/e medieval show i watched with her had the visible reduction scars)

daddario can't act but she has top tier tits, needs to work on that squat game
/thread

>>84263602
i meant reconstruction
not reduction
fuck
totally different meaning

>>84263602
>she has had a reduction
Stop going on gossip sites.

>>84263273
those nipple yards got some work done thanks to plebs like you

>>84263677
see
>>84263645

Also you're 100% wrong, I said google it
I know because I'm a son of a plastic surgeon, I've seen plenty of tits online, in real, and just having my dad says the most awkward shit watching tv
"oh anon, looks like she has fakes"

again, SHE HAD A /RECONSTRUCTION/