ITT: We vaguely describe movies

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>>84257071
Eh .... ?

>>84257071
Shawshank redemption

>>84257650
/thread

Since this thread is dead, I'll raise a question I, as a /tv/ outsider, don't know where to ask.

I can't remember the name of this scifi movie I saw a while ago. It involved I think 12 people on a moonbase, when suddenly one of them turned up floating outside the window before it resurrected and tried to break in. That's all I remember. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>nothing happens for 2 hours

>>84257071
It's not a hole.

>>84257708
was it about a virus that made the spacemen evil and try to kill eachother?

>>84257708
Dark side of the moon?

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A guy does drugs and becomes retarded.

>>84257793
Now that you mention it, yeah, that's very possible.
>>84257797
No, not that. I'm fairly certain it was in a lunar base.

a guy pisses his bed and wears a gas mask and goes crazy

>>84257805
Trainspotting

Cops ultimately track down a bunch of shrubbery deliverers.

>>84259372
Holy Grail

a rattlesnake coat shows the main character's individuality

people panic inside of a room

>>84259470
Wild at Heart

a man physically and mentally abuses his large family

>>84257805
A Scanner Darkly

>A Frenchman with a penchant for archaeology helps a divided people reunite

>>84259587
Panic Room? Devil?

>>84259911
yep
>>84259587
Devil

>>84260126
>>84260137
Panic Room it is

>>84260137
A man unwillingly robs a bank with the help of a friend.

>>84260218
30 Minutes or less?

Metal guy paints disturbing paintings, fat guy puts children in suitcases

>>84260250
yes

>>84260271
Fat Guy in a Little Coat?

>>84260349
>Fat Guy in a Little Coat
nope

>>84260271
i'm gay

>>84258313
Event horizon?

>>84257734
Tfa

>>84259134
Friday The 13th

Some guy goes through a bunch of shit.

>>84260909
Shawshank Redemption was already done dude.

>>84260909
Precious

A dude gets released from prison and discusses philosophy with gangsters.

>>84261185
American History X

A man fucks his mum then goes outside and joins a band.

>>84262116
Pink Flamingo

>>84262194
Nope. A hint is in the spelling.

A tired guy ruins his own life on purpose.

>>84262349
American beauty

>>84262384
nein

As a result of stealing his friend's car, a manlet has to fend off his own mother's sexual advances.

>>84262612
Back to the Future

>>84262664
got it in one

Louis CK's fantasy.

>>84262349
Gran Torino?

Here's an easy one
The OST for this movie is:
fiiigjhkwetwnwwwjsahafajhwfohofoehaoowofoeoicioeciaqidjFaerlaeaffjgjlje XGRSXSsfdsmfjjjsomuchrandomstuffsomuchegjwogpjwd bldklhjitslikeyouthoughttheearliermovieswereeconfusinghahahah

>>84262908
The Cuckold

>>84259709
that's right

One man is proportionally larger than another.

>>84263317
uh uh

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>>84263394
yep
>>84263414
The Bane? Scene

Drugs, people wearing suits and a camera in some guy's house.

>>84263521
Clockwork Orange

>>84263521
Wolf of Wall Street

>>84257071
Gladiator

>>84263587
>>84263596
A Scanner Darkly.

But honest both of these could be correct.

a manchild becomes unstoppable

>>84257708
Apollo 18?

>>84264068
Iron Man

>>84264143
close, but you're way off

>>84262349
falling down

>>84264068
The inevitable documentary about Donald Trump's presidency

>>84264287
No. There's a unique detail in my post that sets this movie apart from the other guesses.

>>84264327
Is it a pun with attired?

>>84264683
No, but you're on the right track ;)

Magic box in the desert and everyone wants it.

A man lifts weights for his son

>>84264068
chronicle

>>84264953
Raiders of the lost ark

>>84264953
raiders of the lost ark?

>>84264983
Unbreakable

Women don't get it

>>84265043
>>84265046
Yup. Too easy.

>>84265066
drive
fight club
the dark knight
her
lars and the real girl
anything by kubrick

A man works hard, accomplishes his goals, then is done.

>>84265415
Ahh there will be blood.

Great taste sir.

A fire rises

>>84265434
Correct. I wasn't expecting someone to get it this quickly.

>>84265054
Correct

>>84264997
no

>>84265516
Fellowship of the ring

People are killed off because company doesn't want to pay bonuses.

>>84257708
2001 a space odyssey

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>>84265907
bonus situation?

man finds super old square only to turn into a baby

tranny scientist sings
this should be piss easy

>>84257071

Stalag 17

>>84265907
literally Goodfellas

Kissing your fellow robot although it's the same guy

This gay teenager is also this "cool" teenager with a mustache.

>>84266302
RHPS

Man is totally fine playing sax
Prosthetic nose

>>84264953
Seven

>>84257071
Some guys venture to a room they don't end up going in

Refugees who invade with the intent of literally eating children get their home country blown up in revenge.

>>84259830
Cheaper by the dozen

>>84263362
Eraserhead

>>84265066
Captians and commanders or whatever its called

A group of kids teleport through an orange to dinosaur times

>>84266295
2001

>>84266651
Michael cera

>>84267857
Yes
Did you have to look at the spoiler?

>Who is _____
>I AM _____
>People stand up.

Kids make poetry and the dean doesn't like it

A young man has a brief, frightening encounter around two o'clock in the morning whilst strolling through his Arizonian neighborhood.

>>84268504
Footloose

>>84268871
No.

>>84268504
Patch Adams

>>84269074
No.

I thought it'd be easier than this.

A man teams up w/ a kung-fu master wannabe, soccer buddies & an abstract form of depression to sexually exploit a woman into loving him in a way that is somehow endearing.

Everyone hates on a possibly autistic lonely boy because he's magnetic & occasionally thinks other people look better than he does. Then when everything goes horribly wrong, he just goes to heaven somehow.

>>84266886
Stalker

>>84268504
Dead poets society

A depressed man tries to shoot a presidential candidate but fails so he shoots a bunch of pedofiles.

>>84269434
Correct.

I guess it was harder to get since they really recited more poetry than they created.

>>84269591
Taxi Driver

An Irish Catholic tells a bunch of long-winded stories that may or may not have any meaning.

>>84268413
Spartacus

>>84268662
Fire in the Sky?

>>84269187
Powder

>>84269986
Lincoln?

A woman asks a bad doctor help her look for an even worse tailor.

>>84269986
Big Fish

>>84270222
>>84270244
No. But nice digits.

>>84260271
Devil's Candy

A transgender teaches a woman how to use skin care products

>>84270176
Is that that nineties movie where one of a group of guys is abducted by extraterrestrials right before them and is later found traumatized from it whilst the his girlfriend, friends and the whole small town he's from, sees him mentally unraveling? Damn, that was a great movie if that's the one I think you meant.

And actually, I was thinking of a short film titled '2AM: The Smiling Man' which is supposed to be based off of a creepypasta detailing an encounter supposedly had in real life by the person who originally wrote and/or posted it on readit or wherever it originated online. On YT there's many university film project quality adaptations of it, not one stood out to me as being better than the others and I found it satisfyingly spooky. They all have the same name, mostly, but if you search for it on YT, it's the one that had a bunch of reaction videos of people watching it.

>>84269143
Inception?

>>84270504
Yep, that's the one. They're a bunch of loggers in Snowflake AZ. Didn't sound quite like the right answer but was my best guess. I'll have to check that one out.

>>84270446
He's a transvestite, not transgender, you shitlord.

>>84262349
>tired
Fight Club

Two magicians have a massive rivalry between themselves then the other one gets a magical cloning machine and the other guy reveals he has a twin brother.

>>84270595
oooooh that's a bingo!

>>84270620
Bravo Nolan

decaying husks of once great actors reprise their roles from decades earlier in a half-hearted cash grab

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Promising FBI Academy student Clarice Starling is pulled from her training at the FBI Training Facility at Quantico, Virginia by Jack Crawford of the FBI's Behavioral Science Unit, who tasks her with presenting a VICAP questionnaire to the notorious Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a brilliant forensic psychiatrist and incarcerated cannibalistic serial murderer. After learning the assignment relates to the pursuit of vicious serial killer Buffalo Bill, Starling travels to the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane and is led by Dr. Frederick Chilton to Hannibal Lecter, a sophisticated, cultured man restrained behind thick glass panels and windowless stone walls. Although initially pleasant and courteous, Lecter grows impatient with Starling's attempts at "dissecting" him and viciously rebuffs her. As Starling departs, another patient flings fresh semen onto her face, enraging Lecter who calls Starling back and offers a riddle containing information about a former patient. The solved riddle leads to a rent-a-storage lot where the severed head of Benjamin Raspail is found. Starling returns to Lecter, who links Raspail to Buffalo Bill and who offers to help profile Buffalo Bill if he is transferred to a facility far from the venomous, careerist Dr. Chilton...

Go on, have a guess

A bunch of Slavs wade through shit for three hours then go home

>>84270679
come on man, that could be any movie made in the last 10 years

>>84270677
Birdman? Was that play a reprisal or was it OC?

>>84270504
one stood out*
Not "not one stood out", that's the opposite of what I meant to say.
>>84270582
I don't recall it taking place in Arizona, so nice catch on your part.
And if you do check out that movie, it's the one uploaded three years ago by Michael Evans, the director of it, it also has six point two million views.

>>84270677
YOO'RE HAN SOLO

>>84270763
Just watched the one by Evans and another by a guy named Adrian Huff. The Evans one was definitely better. The Huff one had porn tier dialogue and acting.

>>84270677
Applies to too many movies

>>84270677
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

>>84263521
Already been done in this thread, a scanner darkly.

A bunch of niggers sit around on the porch smoking weed that they didn't pay for.

A midget saves a baby's life.

>>84270620
Batman vs Wolverine

People play board games against aliens while beyblades battle against helicopters.

>>84271135
Friday
>>84271171
kek
I want to see that.

>>84270930
>porn tier dialogue and acting
Damn, that must've been bad.. And now I need to go see it for myself, ahahah.

Nice to see that you seem to've liked it. I really like shorter films 'cause they're so brief that if they're dissatisfying experiences, you at least didn't sink too much time into them unlike most movies that're an hour and longer in length. I don't know if you're particularly fond of horror as a genre, but there's lots of spooky stuff on YT and elsewhere. That scare cord when he's startled that the guy is facing him after crossing the street was great.

>>84257734
it comes at night

a hero has to save the world from getting destroyed and makes many shitty cringeworthy jokes along the way

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This movie involved a skeleton looking figure and insane dude

>>84271949
Guardians of the Galaxy?

some beta loser uses the power of his anxiety attacks to become a killing machine.

>>84271949
Any marvel film in the last 10 years

>>84271994
wanted

>>84271973
>>84272011
good job

>>84272032
winrar

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>>84262349

a reporter tries to get a promotion by investigating a supernatural hoax which turns out to be real.

>>84272120
its also in the hood.

>>84272120
pizzagate

I have just had a memory jogged of a comedy scene in a movie.
All I can remember is this scene, more specifically a certain part, nothing else about the film itself...

Scene goes like this...

The character is an african american, sort of gangsta.

Hes sitting in a car, and sees it has a car phone.

He hits a button and the automated voice says
lines to the effect of "Enter Number (via voice recognition) it has a clear english voice/accent.

Guy goes "Heh"

"Fahve"
*Phone* Five
"Fahve"
*Phone* Five
"Fahve"
*Phone* Five
*guy pauses for a sec*
"Six"
*Phone* Six
"Three"
*Phone* Three
"Two"
*Phone* Two
"FOE" *holding up 4 fingers as well i think*
*Phone* (something to the effect of) Invalid
"aheh... FOE..."
*Phone* Invalid
FOE!!
*Phone* Invalid

and thats all I can remember..

the numbers arent specifically the ones I saiy, the main part I remember is him repeating FOE in that gangsta accent and the phone not understanding him.

Its hilarious.

Please help!

It will be a comedy and have african american actors..

>>84273375
Locke

>>84270679
That's not how I remembered the movie.

>>84257756
it's a fucking hole

>>84257071
Gladiator

Man discovers himself three times whilst in isolation

>>84275493 Holes

During a gathering of friends, a man discloses to his academic colleagues that his personal history was not what they had been made to believe.

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>>84257071
Just some nerd working at a gas station which sells bird gas.
At some point the nerd hallucinates being a rock star or something.
In the end they all die in a nuclear explosion.

>>84276123
Shutter Island

>>84265066
Master and Commander

>>84276117

The man from earth?

two teens realize they both have mental issues and decide to murder their friends for fun

>>84276281
Elephant?

Guy serendipitously comes across riches but later pays for it with his life

Two men talk, only one comes out a winner.

>>84257805
The last half of Flowers for Algernon

>>84276338
No bingo

>>84276392

Too vague. You can't come out as a winner unless it's an argument. Talking isn't an argument.

>>84276265
Correct, Anon.

I don't know about you, but I really appreciate and enjoy films or episodes of series that can remain engaging despite having one or very few sets in them. It's something I like seeing for some strange reason admittedly unbeknownst to myself. Maybe it's because they make me feel comfortable in an odd way, even if the plot itself is anything but.

>>84259985
I'm guessing a TNG movie.

>>84276443
Fair enough.
*Two men argue, only one comes out a winner.

>>84276446

A movie doesn't need to have a plot to be good, and it's been proven that a skilled enough writer can write a great movie that literally happens in a single room. 12 Angry men is probably the best example of that.

Beyond a certain point lies only madness and boring French people

>>84276513

A few good men

A day of one person that is many persons.

>>84276513
The Sunset Limited
Could've guessed from the firs post

Son of literary genius lies on national television

>>84262349
Insomnia

>>84269107
Aladdin?

During his return commute from seeing off his now deceased wife, a man meets a strange stranger on the train home.

>>84276392
The danish girl?

>>84276560
Possibly, haven't seen that.
The keyword is interview.

>>84276581
And you'd be right, but it's not that one either.
Also, wouldn't say there was a "winner" in that one.

FBI works for half an hour then a girl cries for an hour and a half

Musician wets his shoe.

>>84276367
No Country for Old Men

>>84261185
Revolver?

>>84276367
No Country for Young Men

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damn straight

>>84276686

Correct

>>84266778
Salton Sea

>>84266930
Lord of the Rings

and real life lel :^)

>>84270687
Stalker again

Two persons can't be near one another without reality getting turbulent and one of them must say random words to calm things down.

>>84276520
True. Is Twelve Angry Men the one about a dozen guys on jury duty arguing amongst themselves about the case? I remember seeing something like that on late one night long ago and liked it. Mentioned as much in a /tv/ thread once upon a time and was told by several posters that it's reddit. In any case, I'm unaware of whatever that's supposed to suggest. I thought it was an interesting story.

>>84271951
The Machinist

Foreign terrorist destroys historic digsite

>>84276813
That shit film with Will Smith

>>84276520
>12 Angry Men doesn't have a plot
Do you know what the word plot means anon?

>>84276891
I'm guessing you mean Handcock and you'd be correct if not for
>one of them must say random words to calm things down

>>84270677
grudge match

>>84276924

I never said that it didn't have a plot. Read the post I replied to and then blush.

Person gets stuck between a rock and a hard place.

>>84276972
You implied it. Name a good movie without a plot. I'm not saying it doesn't exist, I'm just interested to see your response.

>>84277201
The Simpsons Movie

man, played by stand up comedian, is killed, w/o saying a single line of dialogue, in less than a second after appearing on screen

>>84277201
127

>>84276667
FWWM

>>84275957
No

>movie about being jewish in new york

>>84277729
>>84263596

>>84277729
fucking hell, Raimi

>>84257708
isnt that the doctor who episode with the devil in it?

>>84264068
me after I drink cup of coffee

>>84278073
there's a big clue in the post
look...closer

>Protagonist saves the world just to get laid

a documentary about some crazy chick, owls, and ayylmaos

>>84277853
Sounds like a Season 2 episode of Doctor Who The Impossible Planet

These movies suck and a children's cartoon is way better than them.

>>84264068
Trent Reznor biography

>>84270310
>Devil's Candy
yes

>>84276885
Indiana Jones? Almost any of them.

Two priests walks into a town and gets immediately fucked over by buddhists

>>84278933
you take that back you cunt

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>>84257734
Under the Skin.

>>84279081
Tension blu-ray when?

>>84277729
Annie Hall

Underground albino society destroyed by lost archeologists.

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>>84271170
Willow
>>84276392
Heat
>>84276592
Quiz Show
>>84276885
Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom?
>>84278897
Transformers

>>84270679
Madea goes to Jail?

>>84273808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtpnNuvCA2k

I think you're way off, dude.

>>84279142
The Descent
>>84279066
Silence

Hugh Jackman has amnesia and it's not a comic book movie.

>>84279391
>the decent
nope
archeologists

>>84279444
Nice trips
Les mis

a man chases another guy but it isnt worth it

>>84279444
I was at this five-star hotel once, and you'll never believe what I saw. Young lady, carrying groceries, not even struggling, and she's trying to open a door up to the building. Guess who comes up behind her and opens the door for her and says, "Here, darling, let me help"? Hugh fucking Jackman. What is that? What is he, the fucking most polite guy in the world? Nobody talks like that! "Here, darling, let me help." Who is he, Fred Astaire?

This movie is aesthetic to watch with a great actor but plot wise it's shit.

>>84279594
Memento?

>the main protagonist is a boxer
>actually wins at the end

This movie is aesthetic to watch with a great plot but main actor-wise it's shit

>>84257734
The Blair Witch Project

>>84279594
International

>>84279736
cinderella man

>>84279736
Fighter, Rocky, Nigger Cinderella

>>84257071
its about getting in to tense situations

>>84279902
anger management

>>84279888
>rocky
>wins at the end

nigga wat

>>84280027
fuck off

>>84279504
>>84279391
>>84279142
i fucked up replying, I meant to say it's not the decent, it's about archeologists not sperlunkers

>>84279862
That and Southpaw were the two movies I was thinking of.

>>84279766
Inception
>>84279652
Inception

Protagonist has to take care of his junkie brother while doing degrading means to get money.

>>84279281
>Quiz Show
yep

A boy gets the girl with yardwork

>>84257734
Rogue One

>>84257805
SLC Punk

He likes to watch

>>84279937
no

most people avoid conflict, they don't

>>84264068
unbreakable

chinks yelling and deer

>>84282320
The deer hunter

>>84282361
2ez

>>84281720
The Room

College professor doesn't do anything

>>84282574
how to lose a guy in 10 days

A faster talker drags two idiots through the South to find treasure that doesn't exist

>>84282652
no
>>84282716
O Brother Where Art Thou

>>84282764
Awh man that was too easy I guess.

>>84257071
A man gets drunk and fucks his daughter

>>84282852
>>84277638

>>84276631
Kaiser Soze?

Malevolent intergalactic space demon gets killed by a young girl hes taunting.

an arm is given away
a life lost to the penitentiary system
a mind broken
a whore does ass-to-ass

A feud occurs between two groups of people to determine which group is the filthiest

A man and 3 other men cum in his daughter. Not a porno before you ask.

>>84283278
Requiem for a Dream

>>84283896
yes..

(NOT Lord of the Rings) A small, shy humanoid has to take a magical talisman into enemy territory where, if successful, will save the world.

>>84283502
pink flamingos

Some farmer wants to kill his dad but decides against it.

>>84272595
nope.
come on I know at least one of you has watched this piece of shit.
>>84272120
>>84272144

man won't get shinebox; is his eventual downfall

1984 ripoff with guns

>>84284487
V for Vendetta

>>84284518
nope

>>84257071

The Simpsons.

>>84266459
Alien Covenant?

>>84264068
akira

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>>84284538

guy kills a black man and lives forever

>>84284487
Equilibrium

>>84284613
highlander

>>84284632
yes

>>84266930
angry birds?

starts with a shot of an old guy's dick and balls
ends with some guy's head getting smashed between 2 ice cubes

>>84283278
>>84283896
>>84283993
All you had to say was ass2ass and everyone would know immediately.

a ginger gets cucked by his robot waifu

>>84270589
No, he wanted to be a transvestite you FUCKING WEEB SHIT

>>84257708
I've watched a SHITLOAD (over a thousand - 1.3k easily) and that's not ringing any bells. Either it doesn't exist or it's not worth watching.

P.S. if you're looking for a neo-zombie space flick... google that I guess

a guy falls in love with an alien

>>84284403
Interstellar?
>>84284480
Wise Guys


A movie about jews making fake news

>>84284226
lord of the rings 3

>>84284487

equilibrium