>*smiles* >do you know what the dutch like to eat for breakfast,

>>84255456
Boterhammen met gesmolten kaas?

>>84255456
I like to vomit too

>>84255456
can you just... take the money back?

>>84255456
i'm surprised it took this long for varga posting to become a thing

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>>84256573
>varga posting is now a thing

i'm... okay with this. best villain in recent memory

You ave a THICC wife

>>84255456
*grins wolfishly*
There is an old mesopotamian saying.
The owl and the fox meet when the greed is consuming the edges of society. Do you know which animal you are Emmit?
*tilts head back while slowly raising his maxilla*

Daily reminder that Nicki was also an evil manipulative psycho whore who got was was coming to her.

>wandering jew tells her to deliver the message to Varga before killing him
>she tries to deliver it to Emmit instead

>>84256573
>implying varga isn't a shit character
The only way they could have tried harder to make him come off disgusting and villanous is if he literally ate dogshit off the sidewalk. The verbal masturbation with no real meaning didn't help either

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>>84255456
Anyone got any more good Vargas?

what was on his precious hard drives?

>>84257147
his feet pic collection

>series opens with a man being interrogated by police about a crime he had no direct involvement in, and his fate is left unknown
>series closes with Varga being questioned by police over Mr Wrench's crime - something he had no direct involvement in, and his fate is left unknown

POETRY

Smoke and a pancake?

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is that the guy from naked?

>>84257386
Yes.

>>84257386
Wow he's really let himself go

>>84257386
Yes--his best role (Naked) imo

>>84257386
Yes. Great actor.

>>84257443
played a really fucking hateable character but I guess that was the point

Varga is nothing without his henchman. Worst villain in Fargo thus far.

>>84256993
He was over the top indeed. It's part of the shows appeal because it works here.

>>84256072
Bedoelt ge croque monsieur?

SURMISE
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>>84255456

lemme see that stussy

>"The Choinese 'ave a saying, Emmit, that a man oo runs in fron' of a car gets tired, whereas a man oo runs be'ind a car gets ex-austed"
>"Nasty people the choinese. Beady li'l eyes, grubby li'l fingers. You, remind me of a choinaman myself I'd reckon.

>>84255456
Well...?

>>84255456
I DON'T CARE

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY LIKE TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST

>>84257386
Hmm, excuse me sweety, that's the guy who played Remus Lupin from Harry Potter, the greatest literary work of the modern age.

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>>84255456
>would you like some tea? My mothers recipe *snicker*

>>84258858
kek

>>84256573

/tv/ only has enough clever people to Vincepost sporadically, Vargaposting is even more of a challenge.

>Nao, yew see, me and moy men 'ere, we're listed on this flight plan. But there's only enough room for wunna yew. The rest uv ya's gonna be eaten alive by all those hungry, greedy 'ave-nots. So what's it gonna be, Emmit? You gonna take off that mask, or are ya gonna be a big guy for once in your life?
>A-a-a mask? A big guy? W-w-w-what are you saying?!

>>84256899
She gave the message to the wrong person. Part of me thinks if Varga had come face to face with her in the elevator she wouldve said the quote

>>84257386
David Thewlis. He's in the new Wonder Woman movie too

>>84256646
No one cares if you are ok with anything. Kill yourself.

>>84262980
Don't cut yourself on that edhge, sonnyboy.

>>84258541
i think you just made that up

>>84257386
>>84257443
>Naked
Good film? I looked up the director, and strangely enough I haven't seen even one of his films.

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>>84257386
no it's the guy from dragonheart

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how much shit would Gloria be in if she was in a normal police department and used her lights and sirens to pull over a school bus to talk to her son?

>>84263812
None?

>>84256899
yeh i felt zero sympathy for her when she got popped. she was as much of a part of ray dying as emmit really. kept egging him on about the damn stamp.

>>84263812
None at all, the police can pull over anyone they want and just say that they were driving funny

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>>84255456
>*smiles*
Mr. Stussy, let me tell you about how I was once apart of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84256072
Is toch gewoon een kanker tosti

>>84260750
this seems to be true but i hope those geniuses who made the good vinceposts will take up vargaposting

>>84264126
je moeder is een kanker tosti

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>>84264094

>>84264094
apex kek anon although if you want to make it god tier you edit the pasta in a way varga would talk about the franchise

>>84263812
Yup what this >>84263965 guy said,
also it's a homebound school bus and therefore not on a strict schedule so parents are sort of allowed to pick their kids up from none stop spots. At least this was the case in my highschool. Like a kid could tell the busdriver: "Oh look there's me mommy, could I perhaps be excused from this bus filled to the brim with future pitchfork wielding peasants?"

The guy from season one getting involved was so stupid. I felt no sense of resolution over him killing Emmit. Why does he even care about any of this shit? Why go so far to help this random girl and avenge her when she gets herself killed?

>>84265235
Nikki and Wrench actually spent a pretty long time together. Nikki learned sign-language. Also someone pointed out that killing Emmit was part of their deal? And maybe Wrench had a crush on Nikki?

>>84265360
They worked together to ambush and kill Varga and his crew (unsuccessful on Varga obviously, but they got his whole operation), getting 1 million each out of the arrangement. However, Nikki gave her share of the profits to Wrench, giving him the full 2 million, because she just wanted revenge against Narwhal and Emmit. Which Wrench accepted.

When Nikki died, failing to get Emmit, Wrench felt it was his duty to kill Emmit. The arrangement was supposed to be she gets her revenge, and he gets two million, so with her being killed, he felt honorbound to finish the deal and carry out her revenge. And that's on top of Wrench just being a bit of a softie when it comes to his partner, very loyal, and felt the need to do what she would have wanted, especially considering he didn't get the chance to avenge his last partner.