This film was amazing. Why wasn't it more widely received?
reminder she fucked BOTH franco brothers
>>84254115
Sexism.
Didn't she get charged for assaulting Evan Peters?
It downright vilified anonymous, what do you expect
>>84254115
literally the "uncanny valley" of pecs, worse than full-blown gynocomastia
i'll pray for him
>>84254115
Ah two people I both fucking hate
>>84254115
>5'6"
When will they learn?
>>84254683
Seriously? His chest looks pretty aesthetic
>>84254115
It was decent and an interesting concept, but it wasn't "amazing"
>>84254683
This one better?
>>84254115
Who's that ugly blonde trans?
>>84254115
>Man
Work out hard almost every day, strict diet to get 8% bodyfat, if your genetics aren't up to scratch have to risk your health to jump on roids
>Woman
Just don't eat donuts.. uhh... and gym if you want
>>84254964
What the fuck
>>84255061
FUCKING THICC
>>84255026
why is she even covering her chest with her hands, literally no tits there just her nipples, Franco legitimately has bigger muscle tits than what she's got
>>84255210
Yes, because when ugly women with bad genes eat well, they become Victora's Secret models.
>>84255026
Her body is literally perfect, you faggot.
>>84255405
>Her body is literally perfect, you faggot.
>a flat plank is the perfect female form
I think you're the faggot here.
>>84255091
HOLY KINO
>>84255405
get some taste
>>84255301
Stop titlet shaming. Yotsuba blue boards are a strict anti-bullying zone.
>>84255550
From one extreme to another. There's a middle ground guys
>>84255367
No they become butterfaces
>>84254683
Do you even know what that term means? Or are you really stupid enough to be claiming his pecs are fake? Are you retarded?
>>84255628
FUCK planks
>>84255657
Hendricks isn't an extreme, her body shape is god-tier.
>>84255367
Are you saying this isn't a problem for ugly men as well? Are you fucking retarded?...
You also avoided the fucking point, are you saying it is invalid?
>>84255026
>two people with beautiful bodies
>act ashamed of being seen in underwear
yeah right, if I had his body I'd happily walk down a busy street wearing nothing but a smile
>>84255657
Or... Don't be a faggot and learn to appreciate both sides of the coin. They both have great things to offer.
Roberts for me is that she is small, slim and I'd either draw pleasure from manhandling her or from her torturing me.
Hendricks, I'd love to do ungodly things to those tits or have her be my mommy.
>>84254115
emma!!!!
>>84254555
delet right now
>>84255827
How about Kate Mara? Would you be embarrassed to be seen with her in public because of her monkey face?
>>84254115
Your image answers your question.
Both are awful at acting
>>84255909
She has status, money and fame. Regardless of what people might think. So being seen with her or that I might fuck her doesn't really matter.
I'd use it to get with Rooney.
>nobody posting the most perfect woman to ever walk this earth
Are you cunts fucking retarded!?!?!?
>>84254555
at the same time?
>>84255969
she gives my boners boners...
Why can't she be mine
She looks like a horse
>>84256226
..ok?
>>84255061
>I'd rather watch her transgendered brother
pics please
>>84255301
>Not understanding rudimentary body language
Dude autism lmao
>>84256041
1) You're poor
2) You're ugly
3) You have no social skills
>>84256041
Become more attractive like Dagless.
>>84256416
nice reflecting bitch, wasn't asking why you couldn't get with her
>>84256421
>>84256421
Justin Timberlake isn't exactly attractive.
>>84256421
I can only dream
>>84254555
really makes me jelly.
>>84256471
lel he's not only attractive he's super talented and apparently a nice guy irl plus rich. There's a reason why people like him get girls like Biel and you and I are stuck with these disgusting 9.5/10's we have to bang.
>>84255210
>>84255367
This is actually true. I have nearly perfect body by girls standarts (90-70-100) by laying on a couch all day, but since I'm no girl it's not considered hot. Sad!
>>84256687
Post pics
>>84256687
You should put on a wig and we could suckle eachother's penises heterosexually.
Started as a fun movie about teenage hijinks that turned really bitter and cringy with a stupid ass, ham fisted message in the end
>>84256628
huh, are you saying I'm not a nice guy? is it such a big deal to be a decent human being? if so you obviously aren't. the majority of people I know are very nice. and no, he's not very attractive.
James Franco's brother is pretty hot desu
>>84257372
>I don't agree with the movies morals hence it's bad!
Are you some sort of clergyman?
>>84255738
>claiming his pecs are fake
wut
>>84257519
It was completely contradictory though. The movie encouraged the game up until that point
>>84254115
Achievable natty?
>>84255234
>>84255091
give sauce immediately
>>84257575
Did you not read the guys fucking post you retard? He said is pecs are "literally the uncanny valley of pecs"
Do you not know what the fuck uncanny valley is you fucking retard?
obviously fucking not.
>>84256041
>>84256421
>>84256479
Sensational
>>84257995
>used in reference to the phenomenon whereby a computer-generated figure or humanoid robot bearing a near-identical resemblance to a human being arouses a sense of unease or revulsion in the person viewing it.
thus the term cannot apply to a human being, only to CGI or robots
>>84254555
Trips make it true.
>>84255613
>dat Pudgens
>>84257828
that would take 6 months of just doing pushups daily. Wow. this fucking board.
>>84258051
Yeah my fucking point exactly.....??? God damn how deep does the retardation go....
You were literally calling his tits fake
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Also it can be applied to anything resembling its true to life counterpart, such a doll or a mannequin.
You fucking retard
Are you really saying he was cgi in that shot? Or he was a fucking robot?
What the fuck are you trying to say
>>84258051
You're wrong as fuck son. "Examples can be found in robotics, 3D computer animations, and lifelike dolls among others." You obviously didn't know what the fuck the term meant and you still don't, saying wrong as fuck shit like you are. And you have the fucking nerve to continue making it look like you knew. Wow. Just pathetic as fuck.
>>84256421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w
>>84257877
Me on the left.
>>84258379
im not that guy but whats wrong with you son calm down shiet
you sound like a tiny bitch
>>84257877
Why the fuck do people work out if this is the result?
Imagine if that got that hackress watson for this role
it could have been one of the worst movies of all time
>>84258543
So the fuck what if I am, doesn't change the fact you're both absolutely cognitively impaired as fuck and the fact that people are willing to argue over fucking anything even if they're wrong as fuck is fucking ridiculously retarded. You're fucking scum.
>>84254115
>bookish quiet reserved blonde haired white girl all wet for Mexican mystery meat shitskin asshole Chad Thundercock
>ignoring the beta orbiter white loser friend of hers
>level up, now she's obsessed with her hunky devil may care (Jewish) lead!!! he's such a charming bad boy
>meanwhile her complete whore and almost literal cock carousel riding friend vies for attention
>she gets caught trying to fuck aforementioned mystery meat Chad Thundercock
>happy ending for Emma and her Jewish lead, "happy ending" for nerd where he gets the supremely used goods ditzy retard WHORE friend of Emma literally hours after she was being drunkenly fucked by Chad and who knows who else at that party
watched this for best Emma and got best Emma and a ton of Jew approved disgusting shit machinations that were incredibly apparent while watching. Took me out of the movie a bit.
Also the ending is objectively retarded and felt rushed, IT WAS A BLANK ALL ALONG!!!
>>84258543
You still won't even admit how wrong you fucking were. Fuck man pathetic shit. Resorting to talking shit instead and I'm the bitch. Get fucked cunt you're probably some fat welfare fucker
>>84258679
How do you figure he's Jewish?
>>84258895
>Franco's mother is Jewish (from a family of Russian Jewish ancestry, with her parents having changed the surname from "Verovitz" to "Verne"); Dave has stated that he is "proud" to be Jewish.[7]
>>84258895
retardation and misplaced hate to continue denial of him lacking talent.
>>84258679
>chad thundercock
>5'8
pick one
>>84258895
>>84258957
Hatred of kikes by white people is in no way "misplaced hate". It's absolutely deserved. Also I don't know if Dave Franco is a good actor or not, that's not even what my statement is about, it was simply an acknowledgement of yet another example of a Jewish leading man in a romantic, heroic role with a white woman.
>>84259015
The Mexican FOOTBALL STAR is obviously portrayed from the early onset as the resident Chad Thundercock, with the white friend being the effete, nerdy, ineffective white guy (who gets Chad's scraps at the end of the movie as some sort of testament to his hacker skillz and hookups saving the day).
And I forgot to mention, Emma's character's obsession with him is clearly entirely shallow. She just wants the dick of the most popular guy in school, football star. So a strike against her character but oddly accurate to real life.
>>84255091
Giv suac
>>84259281
Are you fucking serious?
>>84254115
it was really fun but I wouldn't call it amazing. Had some great editing and best emma and best franco had good chemistry
also it was a definite financial success considering it's small budget.
>>84259147
Kek because aside from your retarded /pol/ ass, no one cares about race mixing. That's why it feels like the Jews are winning the war: you are the only one fighting. Jews don't care, normies don't care. Also, they win becausecrossing cultural boundaries is what makes cosmopolitan people superior.
>>84260160
Race mixing really doesn't occur naturally. This is just natural law, scientific fact, natural and healthy human bias, tribal influence. But yeah great bait/shilling there, 2 cents have been deposited into your account by your large nosed masters.
Assuming you're not just a subhuman lusting after white women yourself lmao
up until very recently practically everyone cared about race mixing, and even now only the lowest of the low wants a nigger
>>84260268
What ifI am one of them?More seriously, product of mixed heritage here, dual citizenship and cross-cultural background: it does feel good.
Also, I don't really know who's baiting anymore, now that you assume the existence of "natural occurences" in human societies. Anthropology is not really your cup of tea I guess?
>>84260268
>race mixing doesn't occur naturally
The absolute state of /pol/
>>84258679
>>84258928
I love how neckbeards get so mad when people better looking than them are jews
you can tell they're sperging under their lispy breathe, "ACTHUALLY, WE'RE DA MASTER RACE"
>>84259147
cry some more faggot
>>84258600
To smash beer cans in your forehead.
>>84260450
it's true
>>84260580
You losing your virginity won't occur naturally either
but that's why we have prostitutes
>>84260544
and how exactly will a pipsqueak like that reach my forehead?
>>84260580
>whites didn't impregnate tribals
>>84254115
because it was actually pretty shit. cool concept, crappy execution. It was just another movie in the sea of "ruined by PG13" as it was only made with the teenage / middle and high school audience in mind. There was also the "we wuz botnet's n' shiet" towards the end which didn't help
>>84260611
projecting ',:^)
>>84254555
most would
Can we all agree that emma roberts is best emma
>>84254115
>amazing
yikes dude. Get some standards
>>84254555
this is not true. stop believing every blind item you read moron
all lewdness should be deleted IMMEDIATELY
I want him to fuck me hard
>>84255793
not everyone is a degenerate faggot like you, anon.
>>84262284
this
emma is a PURE qt
emma is for cuddles and holding hands with
ty
>>84262632
good man
hi
>>84256773
No homo?
>>84255061
god i love her
>>84262671
hairy emma is best emma
>>84255091
This girl was so hot in the Leftovers and goddamn she has a great ass.
>>84262789
who /belly/ here
>>84262875
>>84262831
I want to suck her huge clit.
>>84262920
dont talk like that to my waifu, buddy
>>84262920
*hides from ur lewdness*
>>84254555
But James is gay (?)
>>84262999
not quite
>>84263044
The text in that picture was photoshopped to make him look like a pedo
>>84263182
That is the dumbest thing I've read this week,
>>84263044
our guy
>>84259281
>being this retarded
>>84262918
fap
man i went out for chinese and this girl gave me looks forever and got in front of me twice with insanely tight jeans as her ass was bumpin with azippe rin the back. shit was hot
Hello Emma friends!
This is a very nice Emma thread
>>84263731
Hello fellow Emmaposter
>>84263757
>knee knee stab
yeah... hello..
>>84263799
>he likes emma but doesn't like sharp knees
how
>>84263757
She's so cute when she is happy :3
>>84254115
I remember seeing this movie with my only friend
>trying to see Sausage Party
>get there late
>theater is crowded as fuck
>Chad's and Stacy's everywhere
>only seats in the very front
>say fuck it
>walk across the hallway
>see some shit called "Nerve" playing
>has the best Franco on poster
>go in
>cheesy as fuck characters
>actually really liked the movie
We went back a day later to see Sausage Party, but Nerve was the better kino
>>84254555
theres 3 tho
>>84263841
such an infectious smile
>>84263857
Francisco Franco isn't related you tard. Plus he's been dead for like 50 years.
>>84254115
How do you guys watch these chad stacy movies? I just feel like shit when I'm watching them.
>>84263903
imagine if she giggled at one of your jokes?
>>84262875
she looks so cute when running
>>84263931
Emma is pure and not a Stacy slut
>>84263942
that would literally be the highlight of my life. i would die happy :)
wood berry but she looks you'd wake up one day with her putting a vice to your balls or something
>>84264045
you make that sound like it's a problem
>>84264084
its all fun and games until it isnt, shes very hot but lets be real shes not worth having your testicles splattered across the room
>>84264045
>>84254115
Saw the movie and thought its alright but it feels like a NYC tourism ad
>>84254115
Dave Franco really annoys me and I'm not entirely sure why.
>>84264128
hey, that's just like, your opinion man
>>84264128
yes she is
>>84264128
thats where youre wrong, pal
>>84264084
oh my god are those Pantie Hoes
>>84264153
cause you're jealous of humble greatness
>>84264204
imagine being that wall
>>84264135
>>84264155
>>84264168
>>84264192
shes arguably a 10/10, I wonder if there are any genuinely psycho 10/10s that would get off on destroying /tv/ betas manhoods after shagging them
you guys really need to get in touch with her and find out
>>84264204
yessssssssss
>>84254115
Why do his pecs look like little titties lol
>>84264084
>>84264204
>>84264270
have you never opened an amber thread?
I'm give my whole dick for an Emma gf/wife
She's too pure for lewd anyway :3
>>84264204
>>84264306
Gayyy! I didn't even notice a guy until you mentioned it.
>>84264377
would you get a vasectomy and let her lock you in chasity for the rest of your life?
>>84264491
how can you say no to that face
>>84256421
>>84264491
For my princess anything
>>84262632
garlic webm
>>84254555
>pounding your brother's used goods
top cuck as fuck my man
>>84264610
>garlic
>>84264270
>10/10
Sure virgin
>>84264571
imagine her making that face while she gives you a hand job and says you better not cum or shes going to beat you up :3
>>84264692
time to stop posting friend
>>84263903
HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO DROP THE COFFEE DRINK THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO DROP?
>>84264813
LOOK AT THE WRAPPER ON THE STRAW
SHE DROPPED THE ONE ON THE RIGHT AND THEN FLIPPED THE ONE FROM HER LEFT TO THE RIGHT
>>84264859
SHE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE EXPERIENCE
The whole hacker subplot was fucking ridiculous
>i need u to get me into the darkweb
>>84264889
SHE HAD FUN
AND LOOKED CUTE DOING IT
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
>>84263903
Dummy probably mopped it up. LOL!
>>84254115
IDK ... I also liked it. It's kinda cliche, but I liked how a girl protagonist under go character change through experience. One of underappreciated films from last year.
would you let emma lock you up in chastity and only subsist on prostate orgasms?
>>84258124
So sorry ...
>>84254555
yep
got dicked down during palo alto filming
>>84265438
THIS IS NOT TRUE
STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU READ
>>84265367
literally my dream
i would give everything i own to have this happen
I don't feel like quoting the guy I'm responding to, even though this sentence took a lot more time to write:
Anyway, you should work out your upper-chest if you don't want to look like OP pic related.
thank me later ;)
>>84265457
This
Emma has NEVER had sex
Go away annoying lewdposters
>>84254115
Because people hate looking at that disgusting horse faced cunt and her repulsive acting ability
>>84265680
uhhhh stfu?
>>84255613
Her legs are gross
>>84265540
You talking to that Roberts guy everyone is posting?
>>84265777
czecked
>>84257877
Alright I'm gay
>>84255550
she always looks like she knows exactly what men are thinking about her....
>>84267238
i really want to hug her
and keep her warm
run my fingers through her hair
and keep her warm :)
>>84267325
*and tell her how much i love her
>>84260160
>crossing cultural boundaries is what makes cosmopolitan people superior.
Yeah bro, these people sure are "cultural" with their Starbucks and iPhones and twitter and shit.
>wake up
>see this
what do you do?
>>84255091
No high def color corrected for better exposure edition?
>>84267566
lick that pussy!
>>84257877
Does he call him Mini Me?
>>84257877
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY EVEN TRY
shes a 7/10
yall are obsessing over a girl that is going to be as ugly as her aunt julia roberts not long after she is post-wall. it is frankly embarrassing.
>>84269413
>>84255091
>sexualizing high schoolers
degenerate pedophile jews
>>84260531
liberals can't meme
>>84255091
So is this movie just pure fapbait or does it actually have some merit as a 'good' movie?
>>84255026
>>84255061
>>84255864
>>84262284
>>84262632
>>84262671
>>84262789
>>84262831
>>84262875
>>84262918
>>84262969
>>84263757
>>84263903
>>84263942
>>84264155
>>84264204
>>84264272
>>84264571
>>84264859
>>84265438
>>84265777
>>84267566
>5'2''
>>84263044
>>84263182
>>84263543
It was viral marketing for Palo Alto
I just want to hold her forever.
>>84272410
>>84254115
>This film was amazing.
Are you 12?
Imagine lying on the hood of your car with emma at night, gazing at the star as she rests her head on your chest and you run your fingers through her hair and down her neck.
you tell each other how much you love each other and will never split no matter what. how much she means to you and how much you mean to her. you are each other's worlds, you are the yin to her yang. you both would rather die than seperate.
you talk about the future, the kids you will have, the house on the lake you will own together, marriage, the highs the lows. you dream about it all. you dream about working a long hard day and coming home in a bad mood only to find emma waiting there for you with a smile and a warm meal. you dream about growing old together and watching your kids grow and graduate from college. you dream about the life you two would have.
emma lifts up her head and looks you dead in the eye, lying across your body. you can feel her heart beating, her body so warm.
"I love you more than anything i've ever known. Don't ever leave me." She is starting to tear and become emotional. You hug her and tell her you feel the same. She smiles with that perfect smile and you kiss her. and the sun rises the next morning, the birds come out and sing their hymns, the grass is green and the weather is perfect. But you don't notice any of that, as all you can see is her; Emma. :)
>>84254115
Am I the only one that likes the younger Franco brother? James is too DUDE WEED but the younger one seems like a chill dude without being an obnoxious stoner. I'm sure he smokes but it isn't his whole fucking personality like
This was the only movie I ever walked out on.
>>84272977
why? cant be the worst youve ever seen
>>84254115
Reminder this place is reddit and this place, 4chan (aka reddit) pushes this no talent tv actress who does shitflicks. What a lack of self awarness. She looks like a horse has no tits or ass and is fucking talentless.
Emily Stonefags and Roberstfags are cancer and influx redditors
>>84273037
>conveniently leaves outwatson
ye fucking kys
>>84256421
bravo
>>84273063
>>84273063
What don't you get? 4chan is reddit and 4chan hates watson. All you reddit reject tourists push roberts and stone.
If you have no self awareness to see this you are autistic or plain old stupid. 99% of posts her are reddit. I'm the contrarian you are reddit
>>84273279
Great photo. What other hairy girls you like?
>>84272996
First 30 minutes didn't interest me. I felt annoyed and I'd rather spend my time doing something else. Premise sounded cool though, so I was mad this movie wasn't something for me.
>>84273424
1980's Demi Moore.
>>84255793
Its time you started working out bud. I'll pray for your transformation
>>84272767
>I'm sure he smokes but it isn't his whole fucking personality like
>like
Kill yourself
>>84273569
>ywn wake up in the morning next to ASR and wait for her to wake up
>she wakes up
>you both go into the bathroom and have your daily shave
Anyone have a webm of her getting fucked in AHS: Coven?
>>84262969
>>84273685
I CAN FEEL IT
COMING
IN THE AIRHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG AHHH
AHHH....FUCK YESSSSSSS
>>84273685
>>84273747
D E L E ET EEEEE E E E E
>>84254115
Its trash and roberts literally cannot act. She also looks busted as fuck
>>84264346
lawdy
>>84264346
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold digger
>>84255026
>not hiding shit knees in shame
there are some posters in this thread currently under investigation for anti-emma posting
>>84254115
>This film was amazing.
oh /tv/ you so silly
Why does Emma have such a deep crease on her neck?
>>84265777
Who is the brunette?
>>84264426
I wish my face was that statue
>>84273569
ASR vs Roberts who can grow more arm hair!? How about overall body hair?
Isn't she a literally mideget?
>>84273569
Body hair of this type is usually a sign of malnutrition. And while I don't mind body hair at all if it's forearms/legs/etc, this just reminds me of untreated sickness.
>>84267566
Ask her to talk to her dad about his time on Doctor Who.
>>84276494
He's already playing himself in the biopic about his time on Doctor Who.
Woops now there's a sequel too. No wait, a trilogy!
>>84275902
ASR of course, answer to both
>>84262789
This.
>>84262831
That happy trail...
>>84274343
She was so much more innocent then...
>>84276360
Dude...it's just peach fuzz. It doesn't mean she's malnourished.