Guard your scoops

Id love to see this faggot endure just 1% of the shit Trump endured during his Presidential campaign. I wonder how he'd react when people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

>>84253419
Meme magic is real, prove me wrong.

>literally every single day Trump voice

Motherfucker won't make it past week 1. That shit is annoying and he does it every single day

>Colbert somehow lasts longer than one week
>Colbert runs as a democrat
>Colbert takes votes away from the Democratic Party's nominee
>Trump Landslide 2020 guaranteed

Thanks leftists

>>84253419

>I'm gonna run for President
>media posts the pictures of him in drag
>everyone makes fun of him
>he goes back to his late night show and insists it was just a joke

>>84253641
The DNC is in shambles, just as the GOP was last year. A complete outsider like Colbert could easily make it.

>>84253419
Looks like someone hasn't learned from last time he tried this publicity stunt to push his sister to win a south carolina seat.

Got stomped in that election. Only children watch his show and those bitches don't vote

>>84253743
>the GOP was in shambles last year
Okay buddy, sure they were. The Democrats have had a net loss of political seats nationwide in every single election since 2010 now. The Dems are down over 1200 State Legislature and Federal Seats since their high in 2008. That is not a flash in the pan change.

He's going to run as a republican by reviving his Colbert report persona. Right wingers will be retarded enough to once again buy into the "you don't take him literally but you take him seriously" meme and Stephen wins by a landslide, historically big electoral win.

Mandatory ice cream tax, right out the gate.

>2020
>Every nominee is a television personality
LMAOing at the absolute state of your political system

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>>84253419

HOW MANY SCOOPS DONALD!?

>>84255174
>implying he's bold enough to fight the ice cream jews

>>84253419

It's not like we have any better candidates.

>>84255142
You can't run as a republican without consent from the party you retard

>>84255194
This
Trump opened the gates

In the past we thought "Well you need SOME political experience"
Not any more.

It's going to go full insane.
Ready for Oprah/Snoopdog 2020?

>>84253743
Colbert isn't an outsider politics wise. He's basically a stock democrat. He may be an outsider considering his fame but that would only do what that anon is saying, splitting the Democratic vote. Then you take into account even more splitting due to third party candidates like with this election. I know plenty of people who openly insulted third party voters for taking votes away from Hilary and I imagine that they'd hate Colbert for doing it too regardless of how he runs since I'm positive he won't get the Democratic nomination.

>democrats ever being elected again after europe falls to ISIS

>>84255356
Trump isn't the only president that didn't have political experience, you stupid nigger.

>>84253419
Didn't he do that once before already and the DNC of North Carolina denied him a place on the ballot?

>>84255480
The rest dressed themselves up in the trappings of being politicians though.
Trump isn't even trying to pretend.
Even Reagan pretended

>>84253504
>people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

alt-right kiddies are already doing that to every celebrity that remotely opposes their views, it's nothing new and certainly Trump wasn't the first

>>84253419
I'm a Republican and I would love for this to happen. Colbert has alienated more people than anyone in Hollywood. It would be great to see him run. Also the cognitive dissonance caused by him going from parody character to actual candidate would be amazing.

He's also got some very shady shit in his past, and now all of it would be fair game.

>>84253504
Won't happen, republicans aren't violent that way.

Didn't he try for office in North Carolina?

>>84255356

tbqh snoop would be pretty cool

fuck oprah though

DESU his biggest drawback as a candidate is the fact that he's catholic

>>84255725
It's very hard to go full populist for small time elections

>>84255608
t. someone who literally never paid any attention to politics before le epic Trump maymays

>>84255849
oh christ, tell me which presidential candidate needs kneepads then smart guy

>>84255225

your girlfriend is cute

>>84255589
Except they dont. Trumps Presidency has truly exposed the Left for the violent, racist, sexist, fascists they've always been.

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>>84253419
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU BLUMPF!

>>84253419
What a lame fucking gimmick. Hope this dude feels unsatisfied and with an impending existential crisis at his purposelessness

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Movies about hypocrisy?

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what year is it

>>84253419
I cant wait.

12 months of the KING of late night btfo of triggered trumpcucks.

best timeline.

A Catholic in office is better than a Jew so as long as he or any non-kike or mudskin get the cheetoheeb out of office I'm fine with it.

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>>84256245
trick question hillary supporters were sad before trump won too

>>84256327
this. trump is obviously a plant

dont believe me? look it up

>>84255194
Unironically reaching the end point of democracy

>>84257173
more of a fungus really

>>84256273
kek
Us Carolinians don't fall for bullshit so easily.

>>84255849
>faggot from r/politics that watches the daily show is smug about how well-versed he is
kek You libtards crack me up.

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>>84257243
>Us Carolinians don't fall for bullshit so easily.

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>>84257349
>The civil war was bad

Imagine believing this

>>84257568
WE WUZ NORMANS

>>84257243
>Us Carolinians
nigger

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>>84257568
>Norman
>literally "man from the North"
>settle in the South

>>84253419
I can't wait to see the clusterfuck that will be the Democrat primary. It's going to be a glorious mess of celebrities who think they are helping the party and politicians

>>84255100
>the GOP was in shambles last year

I'm just saying. That's why Trump made it

>>84253419
Colbert is a race traitor and a mudslime lover, the DNC would love him, but he would be worse than Hillary. But I will take Colbert or Hilary any day over Grandpa Jew Socialist.

Zorpmhph's days are numbered

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Do it.

>>84253419
Great news. Trump may have won short term but after his 4 years are up and people realize he was a failure and all talk. democrats will take over again for the next decade. same thing happened with obama.

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>>84259777
>all talk
LMAO enjoy your fanfiction because it's the only thing keeping you sane

The mentality is that if they get a celebrity to run, they could beat Trump. They don't realize that Trump being a celebrity was a fucking hurdle for people until they realized what he had to say.

>>84255570
Trump is a billionare businessman with many successful businesses who is known for his ability to make "good deals". Colbert is an obnoxious and grating leftist handpuppet comedian who looks effete and ineffectual.

>>84259855
Rolling back regulations and pulling out of the Paris Agreement isn't going to magically make coal jobs come back. Not while natty gas and nuke power are both more economical, even without regulations. He's going to have to subsidize that shit if he cares about coal that much.

>>84256273
Is this really how America should work though? This is plain Jewery. The Democrat Party can never clean up it's act if this is how it works.

>>84259966
pulling out of the Paris agreement doesn't mean we're going to destroy the world with global warming either but that's all that leftists want people to think it is.

>>84253504
Well he's probably not a piss fetishist so he wouldn't have to endure a golden shower.

>>84260024
I don't think it's going to destroy the world with global warming either, especially since it's a good faith agreement and really does fuck-all for the environment on its own. Obama didn't even really follow it that closely.

That being said, I still think that pulling out of it was a horrendously dumb idea.

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>>84256327
>A Catholic in office is better than a Jew
how significantly would it even differ

hell if anything the Jew might be the lesser evil just out of that strong inborn persecution complex, oy vey I can't push too many anti-White and nation wrecking policies all at once hehe or I might get gassed by some angry goyim!

whereas the Catholic would go full-bore ahead with all the ridiculous cuckold social policies he and his faggot Pope support

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>>84255607
>He's also got some very shady shit in his past, and now all of it would be fair game.

Is this shady shit that people are going to care about? Or is it shady shit that no one cares about like #Benghazi or hosting emails on a private server?

I need to know because American Republicans have this thing where they believe they have super hot controversial scoops that no one gives a shit about in reality.

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>>84260051
>Falling for literal fake news

Colour me surprised.

>>84261139
>no one cares about like #Benghazi or hosting emails on a private server?
lol actually believing no one cared

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>>84261139
It doesn't matter because colbert isn't concentrated ego. You call Donald Trump out for anything and he doesn't give a fuck or bat an eye. Hillary was kind of like this too, but not as good.

But you could find a way to get under Colbert's skin and make him stutter. He would be out of his element. He never had to be serious in his life and you could make him crack.

>>84261139
>no one gives a shit about while existing contented in their manufactured reality
fixed that for you bud

>>84257337
this isn't reddit

The 2020 election is going to make the 2016 election look like the 2012 or 2008 election, mark my words

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>>84259810
>Election 2020 will be Colbert vs tdrmmf

>>84261368
>He never had to be serious in his life and you could make him crack.

Does he have to be though? He could be a smug prick throughout debates and people would love him, just like Trump

>>84255608
Fucking kek, oh brother

>>84261368
>You call Donald Trump out for anything and he doesn't give a fuck or bat an eye.
that is the opposite of reality from anyone who has interacted with donald trump

>>84253504
> just 1% of the shit Trump endured during his Presidential campaign. I wonder how he'd react when people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

So your average day for a high-ranking politician like every other president and presidential candidate went through

>>84253504
You kidding?

Really, are you kidding? You know that his family has been threatened repeatedly, right? He had a segment awhile back where he read off comments people left for him, including stuff about raping his wife, his kids getting cancer, and him getting shot in the head.

Do you just randomly shitpost without knowing what you're talking about in the slightest?

>the left goes all out this election, spending over a BILLION dollars to dredge up literally every secret Trump has ever had
>2020 rolls in
>They have no ammo
lmao I can not wait.

>>84261540
I think you could trap him somehow. Liberals are full of contradictions. But maybe he could pull that off, but I don't think it would garner votes.

But if he did choose that route, he'd have to stick with it. Hillary would have done better if she stuck with her high road nonsense, but she kept letting herself get dragged down to Trump's level and Trump is better at his game than Hillary ever could be. Her strength was as a stuffy politico, not, barb sparring.

>>84253419
lmao yall fucked

>>84256001
Let's keep it that way

>>84257243
Jesus Christ, he actually unironically believes this. That's very cute, sweetie.

>>84261623
>every politician ever gets death threats every day by the truckload

K

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>>84261646
Meanwhile Trump has saved all the footage and images of democrats threatening to kill him and his supporters. He should use that Kathy Griffin stunt in a 2020 campaign ad.

>>84261623
The level of widespread, fully acceptable vitriol and poison being spit in Trump's direction from the moment he was set to enter office is unprecedented. And a presidency plagued by whining obstruction.

>>84261773
Presidents do, which is why I explicitly said high-ranking politicians you retard.

>>84261773
>>84261773
Yeah, pretty much f-a-m. I mean, random nobody Youtube celebrities get a dozen a week or more. Any of them with over 1-2 million followers get pretty consistent death threats and harassment. And that's for who-the-fuck-cares pseudo-celebrities. What do you think the politicians who represent the entire fucking country are going to get, some lollipops and a pat on the back?

>>84261918
don't you mean unpresidented? He's very good at spelling, the best. Everyone praises him on his big, big words.

>>84261925
>>84261927
Okay fucksticks... you think anyone actually reads the death threats they get? You don't think emails just filter that shit out? And you don't think someone else doesn't read any physical mail first and then toss out the threats?

Idiots. Fuck off.

>>84261424
wow richard spencer is moving up in the world

>>84262004
>fucksticks
cringe

>>84261918
>from the moment he was set to enter office is unprecedented

James Garfield got killed literally 4 months after he took office.

>>84262045
>cringe

>>84262004
>what is "moving the goalposts"?
And as a followup...who says fucksticks? Are you 12? And do you honestly think the PRESIDENT reads the death threats he gets? Are you that fucking dumb?

I knew a guy who worked for the postal service in DC< and all the presidnets mail, death threats, suggestions, everything, went to this big warehouse complex before it went anywhere. There are secret service agents whose sole job is to read the mail, sort through it, send on anything that looks fine, throw away the garbage and spam, and catalog the rest so the FBI and Secret Service can track those making death threats.

He would lose. Democrats can only win here on out if they nominate someone who isn't white

>>84253419
What's hilarious is that the DNC is such a smoking wreck he could probably take it.
The primaries that is, I didn't dismiss the Don when I first heard because I knew of his history with the Reform Party.

It's also hilarious he thinks DNC inparty politics wouldn't bend him over for a suppository pilling.

>>84261918
Yeah, I'm sure Abraham Lincoln's first few weeks were a walk in the park. No death threats made, no one wanting or trying to kill him, and no one calling him a nigger-lover who deserved to hang...

Do you trumptards even think before you speak? You seem to have no knowledge of American history. Even a slight amount of knowledge of what has happened in our country would tell you that Trump is getting off light in comparison to many prior presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Adams, Jackson, McKinley, Garfield, and Coolidge, just to name a few.

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>Democratic National Debate
>Zuckerburg
>Oprah
>Dwayne Johnson
>Kanye West
>Stephen Colbert

lol what a shitshow. Democratic part is a joke.

>thinly veiled /pol/ thread
>deleted
>thinly veiled left-leaning /pol/ thread
>up for 5+ hours
really makes me think

>>84262004
So Trump has a big filter on all the death threats he gets and everything else is just people saying bad things about him on twitter, the only hate being "thrown" at him now are the protests that happens every once in a while but that's normal for every democracy.

Truly the most persecuted president of all time, JFK and Lincoln got nothing on him.

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>>84261918
>The level of widespread, fully acceptable vitriol and poison being spit in Trump's direction from the moment he was set to enter office is unprecedented.

>>84262301
You think this is a thinly veiled /leftypol/ thread? When it uses the forced two scoops meme being pushed by your recent Kekistani immigrants from Reddit? Bud, this is obviously a thinly veiled BLORMPH thread, which in and of itself is a thinly veiled /pol/ thread.
Do try to keep up.

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>>84255480
You're an idiot.

3 of the 6 who didn't have political experience were generals: Zachary Taylor, Ulysses S. Grant, and Eisenhower. If you don't believe being a high ranking general in the US army doesn't count for political experience, you're an idiot.
Herbert Hoover had the least experience before Trump but even then he served in the cabinets of Coolidge and Harding.
Taft was a judge and involved in the judicial branch at the very least.

Weight those accomplishments against Trump's. He is genuinely the least experienced politician to ever be elected to high office and there isn't a goddamn thing you can say to refute it.

>>84262339
killed by the Jews

>>84261961
Hillary Clinton was unpresidented.

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>>84262238
>calling him a nigger-lover who deserved to hang...

I wonder who'd be responsible for that.

History doth repeat itself.

>>84253419
This would only screw over democrats tho, I don't think he's thought this through.

>>84262994
You mean the democrats that held values similar to modern republicans hated a republican that held values similar to modern democrats?

really fires the old neurons

>>84262994
This is by far the stupidest post I've seen all week.

>>84260196
>Bergolio
>not an anti-pope

>>84262656
it's jews all the way down

>>84263245
>>84263233
>Demotwats getting mad at their own history and try to revise it so they're the good guys

Sorry we took your slaves away from you.

>>84261627
A man literally shot a bunch of republicans because people like Colbert refuse to stop lying.

>>84262010
kek'd

>>84263328
>the same people who bitch about niggers all the time revising history and pretending they think owning slaves was a bad thing
must be tiring playing all these mental games with yourself to avoid a breakdown

>>84262366
Hi /leftypol/

lol ok
Didn't his his dyke sister try to ride his popularity wave into office and fail?

>>84253419
Can't wait for democrats to lose again in 2020. Do you think they'll finally understand outside their safe spaces reality has a conservative bias or will it be more MUH RUSSIA?

>>84255589

ITT delusions

This truly is a second Gamergate, huh SJW's?

>>84255253
I thought Drew was a Libertarian. Maybe he's just in it for the weed.

>>84263451
You think because we complain about modern black people committing a statistically-proven disproportionate amount of crime today means we shouldn't think slavery is wrong?

Do liberals ever get tired of being wrong all the time, or is it a fetish they all share?

>>84261368

>It doesn't matter because colbert isn't concentrated ego.

ITT lies

Kanye
Oprah
Zuckerberg
Colbert
Hilary
Biden

Who gets the nomination /tv/?

If one of these twats can go a single monologue without saying "Trump" I will watch them for the rest of the year. Holy fuck I don't care anymore.

Serious question: if it turns out that Trump isn't a Russian spy should all of the journalists pushing the narrative for the past half year be fired?

>>84263568
>*calls black people niggers on a daily basis*

>>84263640
Hillary is out. She said 2016 was her last run.

>>84263328
>republicans trying to claim lincoln, a man who stood for things they are virulently against
bizarre

He would actually have to craft a campaign and platform beyond "haha drumpf", and generic welfare democrat.

>>84263654

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BS5amEq7Fc

Did any of these outfits or journalists pay the price for the lead up to Iraq?

They'll be in their cosy jobs playing up Russia for 2020.

>>84263654
Journalists are the propaganda department of the DNC. They knew all along Trump wasn't involved with Russia, but that didn't stop them because they're being told to push that narrative as a means to distract us from their own ties with Russia.

>>84263691
>republicans trying to claim lincoln, a man who stood for things they are virulently against

Like what?

>>84263649
THIS! Why do these big meanies make fun of le epic god emperor?

>>84262280
>implying Hillary won't be up there
She'll be in a wheel chair but everyone will pretend otherwise.

>>84263705
>implying that liberals won't eat that "huehue PLUMPF BTFO. HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?!" shit on the daily basis.

They're absolutely retarded and you shouldn't overestimate them that much. Also, their sense of humour is appalling so they won't be able to meme Colbert into relevance.

>>84253419
Colbert/Stewart '20: Two Scoops for America's Future

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>>84253419
americans are a joke

>>84263680
Nice strawman. Not everyone does that, and certainly not just conservatives (see: South Park). Even black people call themselves "Nigger/Nigga" on a daily basis.

Once again, a liberal argument based on bullshit.

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>Next election is just going to be nothing but celebrities trying to run for president

No thanks. No, really. I don't want this.

>>84263777
Nice trips, totally not racist individual even though there's nothing with racism.

>>84256245
>sad

NOT MY PRESSIDENT AEPOGHSAOPHYEPO *PULLS OUT SCALP*

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>>84263804
just enjoy the ride

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>Colbert runs
>Even if he was considered a nomination the DNC would cheat him out of it for the "winner this time for sure"
>Goes back to shilling for them like a good boy
It'd be terrible anyway, his politics are the thoughts of twenty other writers, you know what he's perfect

>>84263804
People genuinely think Trump's famous for Celebrity Apprentice. The guy is a fucking billionaire with property all over the world. He's not some contestant on Jersey Shore. He's been talking about this shit for decades.

He was joking but I'll give /tv/ a pass this time since stupid fucking American media is passing it around as a clickbait story.

>>84255763
If nothing else, his address' would be hilarious.
>Shit nigga this lil Korean guy keeps fronting and calling my phone, Im just trying to get this weed legal and this midget's trying to start a war I don't know what the fuck I did to make him so angry

>>84263856
>People genuinely think Trump's famous for Celebrity Apprentice.
If people "genuinely think" this, wouldn't it be a correct assumption?

>>84263890
>Nuclear missile heads for the US
>"Snoop President, what are your orders, sir?!"
>Tokes on a joint
>"I'm too high for this shit."

>>84263917
He's been a big name for decades and has constantly had cameos in television and movies. People play dumb when it comes to politics. Suddenly, no one's heard of him before 2005 or whenever that shit show came out.

>>84263856
He was famous for buildings, then he fucked up in 90s and then he became essentially a marketer, and TV personality who made money safely by licensing the TRUMP name to people who actually made the buildings.

The fact that you think he's primarily a builder means his rebranding strategy has worked excellently.

>>84263917
That's like saying Ozzy Osbourne's famous for being in The Osbournes.

>>84263971
Trump isn't really that big of a name, dude.

I'm a Democrat and even I know Trump is guaranteed 8 years.

>>84263723
More centralized power through the federal government, lesser power for the states? You know, one of the core tenets of modern conservative politics.

>>84263842
He's not running to win, he's running to get attention, make jokes about Trump, he hopes he will get to debate him or at least have a direct back and forth with him. Trump is his husbando and he wants to be tsundere with him.

>>84255356
>In the past we thought "Well you need SOME political experience"
>Not any more.
Well, it's always been literally anyone can run for president. That's what makes us a country of equals and not one where some are more important than others because of experience.

>>84263991
He's been getting interviewed since the 80's asking if he wanted to run for president. Off the top of my head there are early interviews with Oprah, CNN, and I believe Larry King. And then there's his random cameos in Fresh Prince and Home Alone. Yes, he's been famous for being rich and successful for decades, you idiot.

>>84253504
LOL these trump cucks are already triggered and all colbert said was that he was considering the run

>>84264002
>He's not running to win, he's running to get attention, make jokes about Trump, he hopes he will get to debate him or at least have a direct back and forth with him
Hah, well if he did run and win that last season of South Park would actually be funny

>>84264116
Even Obama said the American dream was to be like Donald Trump.

>>84253419
lmao, reminds me of the hunger games leaders

>A seething, arrogant, hateful closet case homosexual like Colbert runs for office.

First, if you're even talking about this you fell for the bait.

Second, his audience is barely 2.4 million on average. That's tiny. There are damn near 350 million people in the US

Third, Colbert's arrogance has alienated more people than Hillary and her "deplorables" comment. He literally could never win.

Forth, a closet case weirdo like Colbert would never want to be exposed to the political spotlight. All the creepy shit he did in the past would suddenly be exposed.

>>84263725

More like I want them to take the broken record off of the turn table.

>>84256273
didn't even make it in the door

So voting for a business man instead of a politician was such a mistake that we should vote for late show host next time?

>>84264369
KANYE 2020

>>84253743
>The DNC is in shambles, just as the GOP was last year.
Having a majority in both the House and the Senate is "in shambles?" How? No, seriously, how is that "in shambles," because I've heard this lie repeated so many times despite it making zero sense.

>>84264444
QUADS CONFIRM

Colbert just wants you to talk about him because his relevance is starting to fade. He knows he could never win and he will never run.

After Trump's 8 years are up I want a woman to be elected just to rub it in with Hilary if she's still alive. Would be even better if it was a republican woman.

>>84263804
the primary will be glorious. all those celebrity democrat candidates. splitting the vote all over the states. by the time they get to the general election. they have to actually barter in the convention to get another lackey establishment candidate from obama administration in. democrat voter base demoralized as it isn't the celebrity they voted for.

>>84263991
Have you ever been to new york?

>>84265118
Women can't run countries.

>>84256245
jesus what a retarded tweet, great analysis there Salvador

So the ballot is going to be nothing but butthurt celebrities? Maybe Rand Paul will try again.

>>84255100
Yeah they were in shambles you dolt it's why Trump was able to win he said that himself.

>>84267193
Breaking News: Political candidate calls opponents weak. More at 11

Republicans had Cruz, Rubio, Rand, ten more people, Trump, and even a Jeb!

Democrats had Hillary Clinton, an old commie, and two guys no one gave a fuck about. Three guys no one gave a fuck about, but Hillary Clinton's terribleness made one of them a household name.

Republicans weren't the ones in shambles.

>>84267400
>he thought Jeb! was campaigning for the 2016 election

>>84267701
If not, what's the next step in his master plan?

>>84255356
I'm ready to can the entire president position.

>>84261139
Patriots care about Benghazi and the emails. I knows that's really hard for your pea-brain, turn-coat, commie sensibilities to process, sweetie, but try to remember that your make-believe safe space headcanon "reality" is just a delusional pathos you created to justify your awful, immoral beliefs and keep you from killing youself.

>>84255253
those three definitely get together and rape kids.

>>84253419
If any liberal comedian should run for president it's Al Franken

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I want off this ride.

Fuck you page 10

>>84263640
Just when i thought it could not get anymore cancerous.

At least we can see kanye,trump and oprah attempt to debate eachother.

>>84257568
LE ANTITHESIS AND THESIS MEME
HAHA JUST LIKE GREEK WOW THEY DID BAD THING TO MAKE PEOPLE DO GOOD THING

>>84270991
Fuck off, retard.

>>84262449
You forget Reagan?

H.W. was also nothing more than a blue blooded beuracrat who bounced from one nation wrecking appointment after another. The only job involving any real governance on his resume was as CIA director from 1976-1977, which in that year amounted to napping in the janitors closet while the congress investigated whether it was going to just abolish the agency all together.

Obama was a camp counselor and bill Clinton was a regional distribution manager for drug smugglers in the mid west who moonlighted as the plantation race mixer for a couple black latchkey programs.

>>84262449
it's been 8 hours and I can't believe nobody has told you how dumb you are

You cite miscellaneous experience in the other presidents, but are completely fine with ignoring Trump's experience as a real estate magnate worth billions. He's been sticking his fingers into politics for fucking decades. He's had to deal with politicians for decades. You can't just say "OH WELL LOOK AT TAFT HE WAS A JUDGE DID YOU KNOW THE COURTS ARE A BRANCH OF THE GOVERNMENT" and then go around and say this fucking dude has nothing. Complete and utter horseshit, and if you weren't such a disingenuous jackass who thinks he's a lot smarter than he really is, you might've thought about that before making such a horrendous post. A post so horrendous, it deserved a reply 8 hours late. Dumb faggot.

>the American presidency has literally been turned into a meme-race by /pol/

>>84263842
He could run as a republican and do his colbert report shtick.

I think more then half of the country would buy it to be honest.

>>84262994
Sorry bud, but you can't really play the "racist democrats" card after the GOP went and poached all of them with the Southern Strategy.

>>84255194
it's the Ochlocracy it's the final form of democracy before the chaos that will bring back the monarchy it's been called by Platon

>>84273581
>bad, evil thoughtcrime
>better to destroy your own civilization with open borders and mass immigration of genetically deficient, low IQ niggers and Muslims that want Sharia and to blow you up
kys

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>>84273779
>low iq niggers
An understatement, really. Most of them are barely sentient.

>>84253419
>every president from here on out is a celebrity
Well, time to move to another continent.

>>84253644
You mean like Trump did the last time he ran before winning? Face it, any retarded can win if he's a big enough of a dick.

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Every celebrity with some money now thinks they have a shot at President.
They STILL don't know why Trump won.

>>84255356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

>>84273716
Looks a lot like the (((community))) of spooks are using their industrial surveillance and social engineering infrastrucutre to seize control over technological systems allowing them to exert broad powers over the executive functions of the country's economic and governmental institutions. Their public interference with politics in the three constitutional branches of government is growing in regularity and boldness every day.

I just realized that the age of many of the primary candidates for either party this past election is ridiculously high.

I'm surprised that people like Biden, McCain, Romney and Clinton took at a stab at it as many times as they did.

I'm also surprised at how Cruz and Rubio were completely un-relatable in spite of being nearly 30 years junior to many of the older candidates.

Overall I find many of the candidates from the past several decades to be pretty unpleasant and I actually had a chance to speak with many of them in person even if it was just a few words at book signings or at lectures and such. I was happy at how Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr. and Obama conducted themselves at these events and in private; you felt a kind of pride knowing you shared a world with them.

Before Colbert took up the Late Show I would have been happy to think of him as a politician because his out-of-character interviews portrayed him in so much of a better light contrasted with his Colbert Report character. Because his Late Show character is supposedly more like him I don't really think he was as grounded as I thought. The Presidents I listed were really amazing people separate from their politics and you could feel good about that. Nearly every person running for president this past year did not carry themselves well at all; there was no strong proud moment for them.

>>84273814
Why are the Sierra Leone niggers so smart?

colbert is more of a clown than a comedian or interviewer desu

>>84264147
xD

>>84273973
Because he's a populist rich cunt which the average inbred american aspires to be?

>>84274189
ye

>>84261139
>have this thing where they believe they have super hot controversial scoops that no one gives a shit about in reality.

Like MUH RUSSIAN HAXXORS?

>>84274125
Rand is the only person who ran that resembled a candidate running to be president of a Republic to me, and he concluded the whole race was a lost cause before the primaries even really began. I have never seen an election campaign so unconcerned with how political conditions are affecting our rule of law, despite the impending constitutional crises looming over the country which are growing more numerous with every passing year.

>>84263654
The russian conspiracy is exactly like the WMD conspiracy. Nobody faced consequences for that either

>>84274328
While I agreed with a lot of Rand Paul's positions I just can't have a positive viewpoint of his conduct after all his filibustering.

To me, that was some childish shit. Who knows, maybe some of the people I admire did godawful filibustering too but that's what stands out in my mind about Paul as well as Cruz.

I liked Jon Huntsman more than anybody else. Maybe it was because I didn't have to be exposed to any of his followers who were loud and ignorant is why I thought highly of him. I liked his combination of liberal and conservative politics and his personality and I liked the idea that if he was the face of the Republican party it wouldn't be such a ridiculously shitshow it is now. That is not to say the Democratic party isn't a shitshow but they're retarded in different ways.

I'm glad Huntsman is our guy in Russia but I can't imagine how the fuck he's going to be able to do that job.

>>84273202
Reagan and Clinton were state govenors, and H.W. was both C.I.A. director and was on Reagan cabinet, which isn't insginificant. and Obama was a senator.

They all had some political experience.

If Russia is on his side Colbert might just pull this off.

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>>84256245

>>84267400

>Democrats had Hillary Clinton, an old commie, and two guys no one gave a fuck about.

I love how during the election these candidates were the best thing since sliced bread according to Libturds, but now that they lost they were suddenly no good to begin with.

Liberals really do throw their own under the fucking bus when things don't go according to plan.

>>84274582
I agree Obama had experience but I wouldn't say he had a significant amount.

He was a junior politician being brought up by Clinton. She never suspected that for his inexperience he would just shank her in the back like that after she invested so much in him. He still had stars in his eyes and was fresh enough to not exactly know what was or wasn't possible. Upon becoming president his actions were righteous albeit heavy handed. He had to learn the hard way that congress is fucked up.

I honestly wish he had succeeded with all his dreams but the reason for him getting nothing done or getting stonewalled was because he was driven by idealism and presumption of a functional system - and it is not a functional system. He believed that with leadership and openness he would accomplish much; the reality is that no amount of transparency, leadership, and motivation will cause congress to unfuck itself.

I felt like Obama did a good job ultimately. He quickly recovered from the emotional slights and conducted himself well to the end. It's very likely he saw the futility of trying to fix all the things he promised so he had to compromise with health care when he realized the limited amount of political capital being the president had - a fact Trump is hilariously learning now as well for all the same reasons.

However, I don't feel like Trump will pull up out of his spiraling self-made clusterfuck like Obama did. The man obviously lacks wisdom and his enemies in the public make Obama's trials seem like going out for ice cream.

>>84274844
>Upon becoming president his actions were righteous albeit heavy handed. He had to learn the hard way that congress is fucked up.
This is the dumbest shit in this thread. He used his power like a corrupt, deceitful king, and none of his actions were just.
>openness
In reality, he was the least forthright president in American history. He revealed very little to journos, demanded that bills had to pass before the public could find out what was in them etc.
>good job
You libtards are such retarded, orwellian, cancerous faggots. Please kys.

I like Colbert a lot, but I hope this is a joke and he isn't seriously considering it.
Just because Trump did it doesn't mean other inexperienced people should get on the boat. Two wrongs don't make one right.

>>84275215
Nevermind, just read the news behind this supposed consideration. He's obviously joking. You people are idiots.

>>84274844
>conducted himself well to the end
He had a score of scandals and couldn't open his mouth wíthout lying.
> he had to compromise with health care
He didn't compromise, at all. That's why the public destroyed the leftist presence in Congress in the midterms. To quote Obama, "elections have consequences". That was his attitude all along.
>he was driven by idealism
He was always corrupt as fuck. He came from the political scene in Chicago.

>>84275215
The world would be better without you.

>>84275279
Why? Because I fell for the meme? I'm sorry, I hadn't read the article and seen the context in which he "announced" his "consideration".

>>84253419
I wonder if his b-b-b-b-but I'm just a comedian defense will still work in the oval office

>>84273859
Oh don't worry, deep state will take all the power away from the president so you'll be safe in (((their))) hands.

>>84274844
You believe that anything is justified as long you get to legally rob the rich, huh? You were born in South America, right?

>>84275164
>>84275255
THIS
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S

Fuck that lawless nigger. Hope he helplessly gets to watch his entire legacy turn to dust.

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>>84253504
>as if Trump has it bad
>is a giant whiny crybaby about it with no class

I wonder what it would be like to be you and just live in my own augmented reality and believe whatever I want, no matter how retarded it is lmao.

PS Fuck Colbert, he is still a whiny bitch just like Trumpie

>>84275466
That's random rednecks.
Trump has celebrities with big followings pretending to decapitate him and wishing he'd get assassinated.

>>84274844
>this entire post
This reads like a eulogy from a communist society. Literally none of this is true, and in many cases, what you're saying is the opposite of the truth.

>>84263383

good. the less republicans the better

>>84262449
I find it easier to just say he was the first civilian elected president

Am I the oldest one here? Am I the only one who realizes that he's done this before?

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>mfw Colbert isn't a joke candidate and makes it to the end

>>84253504
It won't happen. If anything you'd have tons of young voters voting for him because it'd be so based to have Colbert as president lmao

>>84253419

Don't you have to be born American? Colbert is Canadian

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>Colbert will never stop playing pretend politician and go back to voice acting

>>84253641

>runs as a Democrat
>takes away votes from the Democrat nominee
>takes votes from himself?
>somehow Trump wins

H*LLA EPIC!

>>84263991
Before he was president he literally made a fucking living slapping his name onto stuff.

>>84268675

Trump is pals with a Jeffrey Epstein. They literally raped kids together

>>84253419
I'd unironically vote for him. And I voted for Trump this last election :^)

All part of my plan

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>Late night TV show hosts are coming for them

I love how you say this like it's anymore absurd than a guy who was a reality tv star running for president.

>TL:DR Americans are retarded,

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Next Round: Donald Trump

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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>>84256329
Asukafags are just sad

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>>84275489

>>84263640
Oprah.

>>84277649
So was ted Cruz

>>84278402

>muh reality tv star meme

I love how retarded Eurotrash can use the same debunked arguments over and over and over again, and then pretend they can call anyone else "retarded".

>>84282674
>debunked arguments
Trumplings butthurt does not equate to "argument debunking".

>>84253419

>Implying the democrats wouldn't crater this guy like they did to Shilldawgs competition

did he learn nothing by email leaks? competition is always pre-approved

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>The Rock
>Trump
>Snoop Dogg
>Oprah
>Zuckerberg
>Kanye
Will 2020 be the pinaccle of election kino?

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>>84255100
>That is not a flash in the pan change.
It pretty much is. American politics for the past few decades has been one side coming into power and thinking "HOLY SHIT, the other side is FUCKED, they'll never recover" and then getting swept like 4-8 years later. It's just a swinging pendulum.

Makes perfect sense, Trump proved that literally any celeb can run, especially if they've got their own cash. Colbert obviously isn't Trump-tier rich, but he's close to Podesta and the Clintons.

>>84284803
pretty sure that's true for almost every demographic country

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>>84284803
I remember Jon Stewart's book calling the Democrats dead after W.'s reelection.

And then Obama got elected and Republicans were dead forever

And now Trump gets elected and depending on who you ask, one party is definitely dead.

What bugs me is when these attitudes come from guys like Stephen Colbert or Chris Matthews. As much as people look up to them, as educated as they are, as many years as they've spent covering politics, you just always get the idea that these guys don't actually know politics.

>>84285293
>Stephen Colbert or Chris Matthews.
>these guys don't actually know politics.

true.