Jonah Hill diagnosed with PTSD

>>84252268
"Yeah and then they bring their girls and tell you to leave."

THAT'S how you do it.

>>84252378
But that wasn't scripted so he had had nothing to say

>>84252268
Why is she so perfect bros?

>>84252550
she'd make fun out of you too

>>84252590
>swnmfuy

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What's your excuse tubby tits?

>>84252670
>those hanging nipples
kek

>>84252590
that's fine I'm not american, I can handle bantz.

>>84252670
so he became like this because of this joke

>>84252889
possibly, but he already lost a lot of weight once (i think for moneyball)

might be for a role

did he actually cancel all his french interviews after the french weather girl incident or is that just a meme?

>>84252889
what doesn't kill you and all that

>>84252920
he did cancel everything that day kek

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>>84252268
>*pulls out .45*
>..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>>84252889
>so he became like this because of this joke

he was already losing weight

nigga did you not see him in fucking war dogs? did you really think he was that size in this french interview?

>>84252378
that's stupid cause the girl is hot

>>84253039
yeah but girls are insecure, you bet on that

>>84252670
Looks like he can still suck on his nipples.

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>>84252971

>>84253091
Not when they look like that.

>>84252971
the frog got your tongue line always gets me

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>an entire room of frogs all laughing and staring at your expense in frog including some daniel craig looking tranny
On one hand he can't handle the bantz but on the other this is a scenario that happens in nightmares.

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>>84252268
>Jonah's amazing life improvements since getting absolutely fucking floored by this girl

Is this proof that bullying is necessary?

>>84253259
come to think of it, i snapped out of my homosexual phase when i got bullied for getting a boner in the locker room after gym class

maybe it IS necessary

>>84252268
pisslove jitlove boo boob booob

>>84253259
No we all need our safe spaces.

>>84253259
Yes, a bet an intense urge burned up inside Jonah to prove that stuck up bitch wrong.

it's funny how this video always disappears from the internet

Shit in muh panties

>>84253259
Yes. It's part of nature. If you're too chickenshit to handle bullying (ie learning a martial art and slapping their shit), you're too chickenshit to survive in the real world.

>>84253259
Yes. My weight loss is fueled by fat hate.

>>84253284
You're probably still a homo

>>84253259
It proves that bullying itself doesn't lead to eithet suicide or self improvement by itself, the person's willpower plays a large role.

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>>84252670
Like comedians, having one's figure in certain way has its own merit. Sooo a dude lost weight, now .... Would he be able to match the expectations???

>>84253259
Probably. An older kid called me names and broke my glasses when I was twelve so I had to force my sight to get better. Today I can see without glasses just fine.

>>84252378
Is anyone pretending he could have retorted when she responded in fucking french?

>>84253259
>>84253284
>>84253296
>>84253343
>>84253383
yes real bullying is necesary, I had bad hygiene, bad fashion and bad shape when I was a kid cause my parents were absent and bullies helped me with that
now I'd be one the most atractive of the promotion

however, there are types of bullying
jokes and social bullying are needed, straight up beatings are not

>>84252670
>>84252889

yep bros see bullying works

>>84253468

Dis shit sound strait up sociopathic yo

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>>84252670

>I'm coming back to fuck you, you Frank whore

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>>84252378

>>84253468
yeah bullying combined with violence is shit, leads to trauma too fast

Was War Dogs any good?

>>84253039
More like average

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>>84253468
>>84253493

>>84253538
I didn't see it.

>>84253039
she's "cute" not "hot"

>>84253569
who asked you?

>>84253538

It was serviceable.

>>84253468
>>84253259
maybe for things you can change, like being fat

but getting bullied for things you have no control over and cannot change is brutal and doesn't help you at all

>>84253593
The question was asked, I answered. Don't be rude about it, I just didn't see it.

>>84252920
>possibly, but he already lost a lot of weight once (i think for moneyball)
he didn't lose weight for moneyball, he got his stomach stapled

>>84253538
It was serviceable.

>>84252670
I did that shit like 3 years ago, and I've been able to keep it off without much effort. Putting muscle on, that's the hard part.

>>84253660
and as a result of the stomach staple his weight went up or down or stayed the same?

>>84252378
Wow fantastic retort it only took you like, what, 5 years to come up with?

>>84253899
fuck you, you french whore
how about that

>>84253913
Works for me 2bh

>>84252670
My DNP source vanished and the weather is too hot already anyways so I'm waiting until summer is gone.

>>84253618
what would that be though? being ugly?
>>84253534
it doesn't help
true
I was never beat for example
not even hit once
>>84253493
it does? in wich way?

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>>84252268
I want to marry Ornella!

>>84255397
she don't you lol

>>84255546
huh?

>>84253450
kek

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>>84252971

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>>84253468
>now I'd be one the most atractive of the promotion

What is this Jonah hill meme? I haven't been able to find the source

>>84252670
Wow, those legs. That's embarrassing. How does he go out in shorts with those twigs and not feel ashamed?

>>84255397
>mulato kid
lol france

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>>84252268

>be very successful actor despite
>be millionare at very young age
>be actually nominated for an oscar twice
>have many fans, people like you
>still be fat
>get berated on television by some french slut
>but its ok, you're fat and she is not

I hope Jonah keeps the weight off. I know how it feels to lose and gain, then lose and be back in a fat state. Its touch physically and mentally, and gets harder every time.

>>84255642
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4szxtd

>>84252971

>mfw this would make an excellent hostage movie basis

>>84255397
>>84255910
ahahahahahahhaa

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>>84252268
>Be Jonah
>Come to a terrorist shithole to promote your movie
>weather girl humiliates you
>niggers laugh at you
>coalburners laugh at you
>uppity cucks laugh at you
>guys who look like terrorists laugh at you
>tranny laugh at you
>all of that in french
>...
>cancel all interviews in France

>>84252268
JESUS CHRIST MARIE

>>84255642
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jonah-hill-cancels-french-press-ornella-fleury-sexual-fantasy-war-dogs-a7290371.html

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>>84253468
>straight up beatings
Teaches a male to fight and defend themselves. Talking doesn't always work.
Passiveness is a female trait. Drop it.

>>84255397
Always go after the child. She has the audacity to shit on someone while having this nice plump target ready for anyone with the will power.

>>84253039

She's hot for you and me, not "hollywood hot".

>>84252268
He deserved it.

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>>84256620
>hollywood hot
Shut up, Jew. There are a dozen women in Hollywood that could be considered 10/10, the rest are there because their parents knew someone.

Pic related is average as fuck.

Jonah Hill is literally a snowflake, he melted after this interview

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>>84252268
That incident is almost 1 year old and he still hasn't recovered.

Come on Jonah wtf is wrong with you.

>>84252971
We need more screenwriters like you.

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>>84255397
>>84255910
>>84256295
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84256620
Hollyjew hot is just make up
I see hotter girls everyday on the street

>>84256972
Huge egos get easily bruised

Unless she has a dick hidden somewhere DiCaprio wouldn't touch her with a 10 feet pole. That's the real funny part.

>>84257184
lel and she has the audacity to talk about standards, stupid frenchie

>>84257184
>the father of her child is basically borat

>>84257184
>Ornella Fleury
>Depuis 2011, elle est en couple avec l'humoriste Mustapha El Atrassi
>Mustapha El Atrassi
>humoriste franco-marocain

The state of france lmao

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>>84257870
not even a good looking moor lel

>>84254472
>what would that be though? being ugly?
balding at age 12

>>84257907
jesus that happens?

>>84257907
lmao I'm sorry dude but that sounds like prime bullying material

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>>84256487
holy shit check out the moves on that kid, cool as fuck

>>84256487
that kid is LEGIT going to get pussy very soon

French culture is the shallowest and most mean-spirited existing. That's why a lot of frenchies stay in Quebec after visiting. This would never happen here on tv and if it did, the other guests would not laugh, call her out and she'd probably lose her job. Not for political correctness, we just don't like such character.

Who cares.

He drove back to his hotel room in a Lamborghini after the interview and cried on a pile of shekels while jerking it to the french chick. Then he went back to making shit movies. That's Hollywood.

>>84258237
The reason for these jokes is because the girl thought Jonah Hill was chill and he would come up with a comeback since he's supposed to be a comedian. But in fact he's just a fat jew who read his lines and has no comedic skills, he also has no humour, an ego as big as him.

>>84258403

Honestly her "joke" just wasn't funny

>>84253091
This is true. As a young lad i would say "stfu, you fat cunt!" To mouthy teenage girls, worked every time no matter how thin they were.

>>84254054
Really sad dinitro is gone. Still got one cycle left. Gonna make sure i use it properly

>>84252268
Looks like a tranny, hell I've seen shemale pornstars pass better

>>84253191

Every chick, no matter how hot they appear, has an insecurity. Maybe their pussy stinks. Maybe they get skid marks in their g-string after a long evening dancing at the club...

>>84258237
>>84258237
I was in Quebec two years ago and I loved it


>>84258403
no he's right
french journalists are the meanest and most disrespectful of all nations
french love to be assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWVKEtryvw

>>84258403

No. Just saying "the joke tells itself" refering to how laughable it is for him to be a "sexual fantasy" as the audience laughs exemplifies how shitty their culture and character are.

I mean, the USA isn't too far off on the douchebag meter so maybe you just never knew better.

Also I like how she justifies it by saying she thought they were friends. That's how you treat your friends ? It's not even banter, it's cruelty disguised as passive aggressiveness. This is their shit culture, rich aristocrats getting off of their feeling of superiority.

>>84252670

So am I supposed to pretend like I'm not impressed?

>>84255397

DROPPED

>>84257184
JUST

>>84253259
he could have just as easily taken the school shooter route if he was a random person who couldnt afford an expensive kosher bosher psychiatrist

>>84257184
What the fuck. Jonah is now prettier than her husband LMAO

>>84258479

Maybe the joke was......

(wait for it)

...... lost in the translation.

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>>84255397
>>84257184
>France

>>84254472
>advocate for bullying
>types like he's mentally retarded

Pure coincidence.

>>>/pol/

>>84252971
Laugh every time like the first one

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>>84257184

>>84255397
>that fucking refugee baby

kek

the really universe has a way of sorting itself out it seems

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>>84252971

>>84258876
Hey I don't usually speak english and I type fast cause my dad is going to get angry if he wakes up and I'm still on the computer
I'm no rural and suburban retard mkay?

>>84257184
>/tv/ finally finds catharsis after reliving Jonah's abuse for a year

Finally, we are free.

>>84259120
kek

>>84252670
isn't this like the 5th time he's lost weight?

It's really something the power that woman had over him. She's like a witch vampire on her last minute before the sun reveals her true self and do away with any illusion of niceness, right before she hits the femininity wall, and he still flinched

Hill will always be insecure. It doesnt matter what, next it'll be lack of Jackman-esque muscles, height, dick size, whatever.

>>84253259
Yes, my social skills only started improving after I was made fun for my autistic episodes. I also started talking louder, walking straighter (not hunched), succumbed to fads (hair, clothes, pastimes).
It does work, but of course you have to be hable to handle the banter or you'll end up shooting up the school.

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>>84259328
you think succumbing to fads is a good thing?

>>84258696
>Also I like how she justifies it by saying she thought they were friends
did she say that?

that's classic abuser shit. Someone you barely know, you fuck them over and demand friendliness in return

>>84256299
>Patrice calling her a bitch
I can hear it now. This may be the best timeline but it's lessened that much by having Patrice not around to comment on all of this fucking shit.

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>>84255397
>>84257184
>France

>>84252268
Jonah Hill is a funny guy, at least he is in movies. I'm surprised he couldn't take a roasting with dignity and then roast her pretty good in return.

I mean, seriously, what guy that's worth a fuck can't get roasted and then rip the other person a new one by roasting them back.

I honestly thought the weather girl's remarks were pretty funny. He should of made some obligatory return joke about how the if the demon sodomized her she likely wouldn't feel a damn thing or something that implies she's a slut.

Honestly, she opened the door to lewd jokes, he should have made a couple at her expense. Sure feminazis would take issue. But that's better than looking like some cowardly fuck that gets bent of shape at a joke... and canceling his whole French press tour over it really seems like a tantruming child.

I do blue collar work and we roast each other every fucking day. A bit of ball busting is normal. It makes him seem like an ultrafag that he can't take a joke.

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>>84257184
I'm just glad for my Muslim guys winning, where ever they be in the world.

>>84259472

Yep in the independent.co.uk article someone posted itt.

>>84252268
"And who did you bring along?"
The true comeback.

>>84252670
Every time I see a picture of him his weight has changed by 30-60 pounds.

>>84260318
He is likely a binge and purge, bipolar, manic depressive type. I know because I do too. He'll binge on food then starve. Abuse the shit out of drugs and then stop. Have glorious walking on sunlight upswings or fall into black despair. And he'll yo yo between fit and fatass much more than normal people would.

>>84253622
Checked and keked

>>84252378

That's the one!

>>84253259
no it proves that he was able to overcome adversity and now has the legal right to rape her. Amazing to see such bravery in 2017