Reddit: the Reddit

>>84234734
Why are so many autists on here obsessed with Reddit?

We told you!
It's fuckin great. Shoulda got to it sooner.

>>84234767
If we dont find someone to feel superior to we end up looking in the mirror and seeing the hair on our necks.

>>84234767
>>>/reddit/

>>84234794
>we

>>84234767
>stop noticing me! Reeeeeeeee!
Fuck off.

>>84234767
it's become a synonym with "bad" and it increases a post's chances of "(You)s".

>>84234734
>just watched a movie with my mind already made up that it was going to suck
>it sucked

big surprise there, captain dickturd

>>84234840
>my baby film is a masterpiece
>he tells jokes lol!!!!
>he gets fucked up the ass lol!!!!
Never has a shit film so exposed its audience

Now i am about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s!

>>84234951
I'm gonna reddit you up so hard!!!!

GET DOWN WIV DA REVVIT!!!!!!!!!!

>>84234819
It's not just bad, but bad in a way that's very low effort but also seemingly trying way too hard at the same time. To be reddit is to be a living dad joke of a person.

I thought it wasn't very good. Looked like it was filmed on a parking lot too. But without it we'd have never gotten Logan, I guess.

>Fun movies are reddit
That's why the euphorics here love DC grimdark capeshit

>>84234734
All I know is that it was hella freaking epic

I haven't seen a single capeshit flick since Iron Man 1 and Watchmen came out, I've been curious about Deadpool though. Is it worth it or just another pop culture reference textbook 100% of the time?

>>84235162
Hi Marvel! Make another sunshine and rainbow film please :-) we all luv ur stuff lol :-)

>>84234767
It's overused now, but in this case OP used it correctly. It's usually associated with bland "normie" humor. Their jokes feel like the store-brand version of 4chan.

>>84234734
>reddit
It's literally 9GAG the movie

>>84235197
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

The movie

>>84234734
haven't watched this movie but I thought it was shit

>>84235347
*Tips fedora*

>>84234767
Reverse advertising. Look how much cross-posting has surged since assholes here started using it.

>>84235143
>dad joke
sup reddit

>>84235385
So deadpool then?

>>84235197
It's fun.
I'm not into comics movies too.

>CGI blood
NO

>>84235197
I watched the first ten minutes of it. There were a few fun moments but the movie is way too smug about its terrible jokes and I was starting to feel physical pain and secondhand embarrassment every time the humor fell completely flat. (which was frequently). I couldn't keep going.

Why are marvel movies so forgetable?
You never remember a thing about them
They are by far the less memorable movies ever.
How do they do it, is it some psyops from the goberment?

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What isn't Reddit at this point.

>>84234767
This IS reddit.

>>84234767
You mean /pol/. Fa/tv/irgins and cross posters will literally suffocate if they do not complain about their pol obsession.

>can't give legitimate criticism
>calls it reddit instead
How insightful.

most of the humor fell flat for me, and the narrating was also annoying.

But getting run over by a zamboni is a hilarious and extremely painful death.

>>84234734
I don't know what you're talking about but I didn't see the appeal of this film. It seemed to just be getting started and then it was over. Felt like there was a beginning and an end but no middle

>>84234767
You think there are adults here? Lmao @you

>>84242995
A manchild is still a MAN.

>>84234734
>He still hasn't cut the cord and has cable
>call someone reddit

pls, pls go back

>>84235197
It's surprisingly low effort. The tnire movie is three scenes and a flashback.

No seriously, aside from the effects and action (which look decent), this movie could've been made with patreonbux.

fucking hate this "i'm so meta and cool" humour fuck.

>>84245867
>he thinks sitting in his moms basement on the internet is 4chan
You fell for the memes

>>84240820
Things that are good?

>>84242528
/pol/ is Reddit,dipshit.

>>84247254
Hello, reddit

>>84234767
you just feel like that because you love the very few movies everyone with some taste agrees are pleb shit

>>84247254
t. reddit

>>84247402
>>84247472
>he's on to us....better pretend we're not from /preddit/.

>>84234734
The only """"reddit"""" parts of the movie were the parts that should have been the entire movie. The reason Deadpool is shit in the long run is because it tried to include another generic superhero structure with an origin story and a serious bad guy. Just make a fucking dark comedy film with superhero characters (and not necessarily even dark, just imagine something like an R-rated version of Superhero movie)

>>84235385
This makes me want to rewatch Invader Zim

>>84234767
It's the "Other" big forum board with a huge population. Of course 4chan resents it for the type of people who use it, which also come over here and bring their shit culture with them.

Deadpool and GOTG are Redditkino. Prove me wrong.

>>84247861
>no u
You have to go back

>>84249531
Star Wars the force awakens is much more reddit-Kino it has a female lead and way more empty fan service

>>84235385
Are you proud of yourself for posting this?

>>84234767
>Why are so many autists on here obsessed with [topic]

Gee, i wonder..

>>84249575
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