>w-why won't you stop bullying me anon?

imagine if the real Amy Schumer actually made this thread, but unironically

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>>84231709
I don't need to imagine, I know you posted this Amy

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>>84231538
Fucking hell I hope she just keeps getting fatter

>>84231538
I couldn't give a fuck about her netflix special but I'm pretty pissed the rating system has been btfo because of this fat disgusting pig of a woman

>>84231538
Okay, now I will puke

ples delet

>>84231538
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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>>84233119

haha sex right gals? haha omg pussy smells. genius.

>I sure showed her by posting about her in a place that already hates her!!

>>84233119

you're...

interesting.

>>84233119
mmmm...pasta

>>84231538
Cause you're a fucking sow

>>84231538
why does this picture look fake
like its been shopped very subtly