>Hey, at least I went in head-first. Right?

what does that mean?

>that one guy who takes any kind of group activity way too seriously

>>84229718
you know what he meant by that

>when you pretend to know what he meant by that because it's clear he's trying to swallow the excruciating agony of self-defeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_L1EpreUY

>>84229801
kek but no really what did it mean exactly

>>84229687
what a baby

Wait this is the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IohS3CfTY

>>84230258
the guy who went before him had an ear injury and didnt dive head first, did a cool flip tho

>>84230258
His competition had his ear ruptured or something and couldnt do the dive he was supposed to, drake bell dived head first (which wasnt the dive he was supposed to do) and when asked why he didnt do the dive he was supposed to he said OP's quote

>>84230320
>>84230351
No. I'm, pretty sure he said that because he belly flopped last time.

At least that's what I took away from it.

>>84231926
"you know what I meant by that" makes me think he's referring to the other guy but doesnt want to say it outright

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>>84229687
Boy, he came across awful here.

>>84232295
But he seems more ashamed when he said it. Like "well, at least I went in head first this time"

Could go either way.

Why does he hate Bieber again?

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>>84232443
Because hating Bieber was in at the time.

>>84230319

this guy doesnt have a career because hes an asshole

>>84232443
because he wanted bieber level of success

then decides to attack bieber to get a response and become semi famous

didn't happen though

>he wasn't even invited to Josh's wedding

JUST
U
S
T

apparently he keeps getting spotted at disneyland, he works there i heard as buzz lightyear

who knew josh would be the good looking one

>>84232670
he lives there i heard

>>84232443
It was the height of "DUDE BEIBER SUCKS!" meme

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>>84232670

>>84232729
i read that he bought a castle and the maintennance costs ate away at his wealth

>>84232750
he earns around 2k a month from royalties i heard but spends 3x as much so he is racking up debt

and yeah, taxes and other costs are a sneaky way for you to lose your money

he is bankrupt now

>>84232734
drake had a bday party and decided to do a little show at some mall

bieber sends over one of those music vans to the mall and all the people listening to drake leave to go to the bieber van lol

there is a pic somewhere of it

>>84232463
>>84232734
And then he never dropped it until years after the "I hate Beiber xD" meme passed. Didn't help that he acted like Beiber was like his rival, when in reality, Beiber even barely, if at all, knew he existed

>>84232463
damn, jewish genes ruined his looks

look up his youtube channel

he pins comments to his videos of fans praising him lol

was there a post on social media of him self harming ?

>>84230222
His voice is so fucking high. He sounds like a 14 year old gay kid.

Why exactly are Drake and Josh having this little falling out?

>>84229687
what did you mean by that?

>Drake Bell net worth: Negative $600 thousand

he would be more wealthy if he never even became an actor/singer and instead just worked at mcdonalds

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>>84229801
*coughs*

>>84232974
or if he didn't blow all his money on dumb shit like every other person that makes that much money at his age

He had a Nickelodeon gig and a half assed music career, he should have invested better

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>>84232974

>>84232970
imagine your a fat, ugly, awkward kid and you have a friend whose hot, can sing and gets all the ladies

now imagine how he must rub it in and make you feel inferior

now skip forward 10 years and you have lost weight and gotten fit. You are good looking now and get women. The other kid is now a 30 year old man pretending to be 15 and is also broke and sleeping on a bench in disneyland

would you not rub it in ?

>>84232970
Not really a falling out, more like Josh grew apart from him to live his own life and Drake didn't get the memo. Plus he wants to ride his former costars coattails since his own career went down the drain

>>84233046
imagine him on set at drake and josh

he can sing, play guitar, act and has all the ladies and good looks. he is earning money and fame. everyone around him is hyping him up to be a bigger star in the making than bieber

now tell him in 10 years time he will be in debt and not even the main character in a live action fairy odd parent movie

>>84233112
>Not really a falling out, more like Josh grew apart from him to live his own life and Drake didn't get the memo. Plus he wants to ride his former costars coattails since his own career went down the drain

this is like kenan and kel except kel has a good career and is earning money and genuinely wants to hang out with kenan again

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>>84232429
>there are people so autistic they cant tell obvious shit like drake referring to the other guy going feets first with his comment

>>84233040
>He had a Nickelodeon gig and a half assed music career, he should have invested better

the nick gig alone should have made him at least 2 million

its like that kid from everybody loves raymond who blew all his money by age 18

kid had a fucking harley davidson and then he commits suicide due to his debt

fucking geoffery

>>84232796
FYI bankrupt isnt a state of being.

>>84231926
No because the other diver caught on and said as a retort when he got 9/10 scores "feet first"

>>84229743
t. Unathletic manlet

>>84233040
>He had a Nickelodeon gig and a half assed music career, he should have invested better

this

dude makes $14k a year now and is half a million in debt

on a related note, how the fuck does lil bow wow only have a net worth of $1.5 million

>>84232366
That female host was a bitch trying to make him sperg out. She was egging him on about how he was visibly frustrated and literally asked "what did you mean?" To make him eat his words after getting BTFO by the other douche diver.

Fuck that cunt

>>84233190
>look it up
>it's true
>can't tell it at work because coworkers cousin killed themselves
Lame

b-but he won 9 kids choice awards!

how could he have fallen so much since then ?

>>84232839
>drake had a bday party and decided to do a little show at some mall
it was actually his album release party. just imagine working your entire life to become a musician and you finally put your life's work into this one album, then throw a party to celebrate it, only to have Bieber outshine you with music vans

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He IS Walt Disney.

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>celebrity diving show

>Drake Bells nicknames -
Jared Drake Bell, The Drakester, Drake Jared Bell

he could have chosen any nickname and two of them are the same except in a different order. what a womping failure

>>84232970
Drake is a bum. there is nothing more pathetic than hanging out with a loser. they're always gloomy and have that stench of failure. the only thing about Drake is he actually believes he's famous and "his life is awesome." he's a pathetic loser that won't come to terms with it. I don't blame Josh

>>84233247
>tfw I make 52k a year
Too bad I'm still a virgin

>>84233370
he cut his wrist (he says it was an accident) and couldn't play the guitar for a while so in 2012 he earned 400k and in 2013 when injured he earned 12k

he has been earning 12k ever since. he is also in 600k debt from frivilous spending including buying a castle and not accounting for maintennance costs, taxes etc

>>84230222
what the fuck is this? i dont have cable and now i remember why

>>84232970
Drake thinks that just because they acted in the same kids show literally 13 years ago means he's entitled to be his best man or something like that.

>>84233443
>Too bad I'm still a virgin
take a few grand and go to thailand for a week or two

i am a virgin and am going to do this too. i was at first going to get an escort to come to a hotel but the thailand way i can get a holiday out of it

>>84233282
>$1.5 million
I'm surprised he has that much desu. good for him but he was also raped as a kid. i'm pretty sure therapy for that kind of trauma ain't cheap

I don't even care if he's JUST now, Drake Bell has a patrician taste in music, Jellyfish is god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AsozB7DxI

>>84233479
It wasn't a cable show, but it was just a """""celebrity""""" diving competition show.

as bad as it is for drake, at least he is not yet negative 11.5 million like chris tucker

no wonder dude is begging jackie for another rush hour

>>84233512
i thought it was a rumour that his bodyguard raped him

>>84233499
I'm scared to go alone

>>84233545
>negative 11.5 million

literally how do you even do this ? is there something in black culture that seemingly has you losing money if you ever have any to begin with ?

>>84233523
>Drake Bell has a patrician taste in music
you mean copies every genre of music and ripoffs some of the most famous songs from every generations.

>>84233526
on what channel? was it an internet thing?

>>84233499
>>84233561
go together

you two can make a documentary off of it and probably sell it to Vice

>>84233581
abc i think

>>84233561
i am going alone m8

as long as you be respectful to the people you will be fine. if you disrespect even a tranny prostitute, a gang of thai gangsters will jump out and beat you up

just try not getting too drunk and also stay away from hotel balconies or you may just slip on a oddly placed banana peel

>>84233598
>go together
>you two can make a documentary off of it and probably sell it to Vice

lel true, i am pakistani, hopefully not a problem

i do hear pakis and indians have a hard time in thailand for some reason ?

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>>84233580
>Jellyfish
>famous

>>84233421
>he could have chosen any nickname and two of them are the same except in a different order. what a womping failure

he can't afford nicknames ;)

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>>84230319
>Announcer lady - "You dove in, did a triple, and went in feet first, and you're in first place?"
>Drake - "YEAAAHHHHH!!!"
>Announcer lady - "Hahah that was a shot at you."

mfw

>>84233581
It was on ABC. They wanted it to be another Dancing with the Stars.

>>84233655
kek and checked

>>84233299
Good for her. She should bully the little manlet fag.

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>It's gonna take some time to realize

>>84230319
Jesus christ what a dick

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>>84232974

>>84232463
His skin is so bad. Isn't he like 28? Why does he have crow's feet?

>>84233873
JUST

>>84233764
>Drake spends his time desperately trying to stay relevant while doing anything possible to make any amount of money to dig himself out of debt
>Josh sank back into the comfy darkness of normies and spends his time being handsome with John Stamos

whew lad

>>84233873
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕

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>>84230319
JUST

>>84233299
t. Drake Bell

>>84233167
The video starts off talking about his shitty dive the last week where he flopped on his back or stomach or something. It's not that much of a logical step.

>>84233282
His dad has $350m so I'm pretty sure he'll be alright.

>>84234148
you're thinking of the other rapping nigglet, Romeo. His dad is Master P

>>84234429
Oh, they all look the same to me.

>>84233421
I thought one of his nicknames was "negative 600" or something like that

>>84233953
>⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕

>hot tall woman gives him a towel
>he looks down and can't even give eye contact

what a pathetic manlet

Is drake literally autistic? Is that why he doesn't get roles anymore?

>>84230319
he has the overly competitive and aggressive manlet fire in him, but not the skill nor discipline to channel it

>>84233764
>TMZ Article: Josh Peck: "Im not inviting my bankrupt bro Drake to my wedding."

how do you make a competition of fucking jumping into water

what happened to his voice

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*blocks your path*

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>>84236950
*invites pedophile child predator*

>>84233383
>tfw Drake literally sold his soul to Disney to get out of debt and that's why he's always at Disneyland

>>84232796
2k a month is shit in los angeles I pay 1.5 a month just in rent

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>>84233308
That was pretty inconsiderate of him. I always wanter to joke/share images of 911 memes when I worked at TSA. I Hate my life less since I left.

>>84237732
Dan looked like Drake from the thumbnail

>>84233443
You really need to get some ass from Craigslist, Porn forums, and endless hookup sights. If I didn't have a wife or morals I would have been hitting up strange weekly.
Please fuck strangers for me! I need you to get laid!

>>84233873
I started to read it as
>Drake Bell is probably going to off him self..

>>84233123
Who is the main char?

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MEGAN!!!!

>>84231765
He is the Zac Effron character from Neighbors 2

Drake posting is posting-kino

Check em