The Mist (of oppression)

What the fuck happened to Spike?

>>84221747
they rebranded, trying to get a more well-rounded demographic.

>>84221335
actually checked
it out because this thread

>8 min in
>doggo dies
>white/male privilege sjw bombs dropped
>wife seems to be one of the main characters even tho she died within 10 mins of the movie


despite this I will soldier on and watch the rest, kinda seemed like they were making fun of sjws
>

>>84221912
getting harder and harder,

idk if this is the same dad from the movie but hes beta and super cuck, ironic hes the only actor with some talent and they cast him as this guy

>>84221912
Keep us posted soldier.

They seem to be making fun of SJWs and nu-males.
>>84221747
This is Spike we're talking about. UFC and the people who watch it will probably always be their target audience.

>>84221747

I remember when they first started the channel and they had that rat lawyer who said shit in the opening and aired Stripperella right afterwards.

the reviews on imdb are killing it

>>84222297
>imdb

Fucking lol

>>84222335
what? people are slaughtering it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5639976/reviews?start=0

>>84222079
im about 16 mins in now and im starting to get worried. faggot sjw beta who literally uses tumblr terms and shit almost gets ass kicked at a party and king chad stops other jock from fucking him up, basically saying its 2017. I don't think there making fun of sjws. this pilot so far is a fucking disgrace to the movie and book

>>84221335
because if there are no white woman/black man relationships in the show, I'm not interested.

>>84222403
They have to be making fun of them.
The faggot is a literal walking meme and borrows every word from the buzzfeed glossary.

Maybe its a setup for some character development trope. Maybe he just dies because of sheer stupidity.
Im going to stick around for at least episode three.

>>84222403
I honestly might tap out, 2 mins later we find out girl got date raped by evil white male, considering how much I fucking loved the movie im losing my fucking mind rn

i fucking died when the first white male character was a super rainbow twink haha still show is watchable

>>84222501
I really hope your right, just im getting a million red flags from this pilot,

The faggot did the raping

>>84221335
Seek help anon, your obsession is not healthy for growing boys.

>>84222764
Unironically this.

This seems to be the most likely scenario. Either that or Spike is abandoning its entire audience.

bad writing to that scene where they are going to release the nig and chick from jail and she somehow already knows that they will die in the mist even though she knows nothing about it

>>84222847
The black dude tells her about the mist the moment the cops put her in the jail cell.

Are the monster designs good?

>>84222743
well the mist finally showed up and all ive seen is cockroaches the kill people, likeable old guy died so im hoping that faggot dies too soon
>>84222764
im starting to get that feeling too, chad look like he genuinely didn't do it and faggot was only witness

>>84223218
no monsters
just moths and an angel from Hannibal

>>84223218
the cgi is fucking terrible, acting is terrible, alternative storyline/characters are shit. I swear to god the had a perfect template to make this a good show from the movie. I actually got excited when I saw this thread. I don't think this piece of shit is even worth a second episode. oh yea and every woman character is a strong independent strong minded ect.

shit/10 whoever directed and wrote this should fucking kill theselves

>non-binary bisexual friend is the actual rapist
>football Chad is a wholesome guy
Get ready for a twist.

>>84223277
After that "everyone thinks you're a liar, they all love chad" moment in her bed room, he definitely did it.

>>84224564
Wouldnt happen

The pilot is just about teen drama and rape and shit. The mis only shows up in the last 10 minutes. I know it's only the first episode but christ, I can't watch anything nowadays without seeing all this social teen drama.

>>84224901
>the kids seem to like 13 Reasons Way, throw some of that in

So are we seeing the characters through the lens of them being trapped by mist monsters so they show their worst bits or is it just normal shit with no mist so far
I wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter but I want to believe that them doing retarded shit is because of the whole imminent death

>>84221335
even fast forwarding through a torrented mp4 felt painful

>>84221912
>white/male privilege sjw bombs dropped

can I get a direct quote?

>>84225509
Not direct but
>gay friend: football is just an excuse for white male violence
>main girl: 3/4 of the NFL is black
>gay: well they're just oppressed and using it over come a [some tumblr term I can't remember] school system
>girl: or they just like football
>girl's dad: or they can be both oppressed and like football

>>84225581
jesus christ

american entertainment is literally held hostage by tumblr scriptwriting cliques

cthulhu sent their regards

>>84225664
The Jews indoctrinate the goys and then let them burn it all to the ground. And then the Jews have a little laugh all the while their knit communities remains Goyim and degenerate free.

>>84224901
im surprised the mist didnt come in episode 10 DESU

>find out mist is out
>download 3 episodes
>get comfy
>black guy
>"no problem, not a /pol/lack
>sex repressed parents hate sex-ed
>"okay, staying true to source material"
>dad pissed at his genderqueer son
>"bit much, but just getting started"
>mu cisheterowhitemalefootball privilege
>"aaaaand were done here"
>come to /tv/

now what guys?

>>84228973
>3 episodes

what?

>>84225664
not every character has to be right all the time. maybe this character is being used to point out how stupid SJW are

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>>84221912
>>84222072
>>84222403
>>84222524
posting in epic

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>>84221912
>implying mist monsters could take a woman this alpha

>>84229425
https://youtu.be/hEzGfpOWil0

ragnar can

>>84229588
To be fair here

Prime Ragnar could solo the entire Stephen King universe

>>84225664
Sad truth. Those fuckers already killed comedy.

It's the Walking Dead, but with the cast of Degrassi and some fog replacing zombies.

>>84222524
Didn't like the movie, but I loved the book and I feel your pain.
It's looking even worse than what they're doing with Dark Tower. Worst of all King is such a fucking leftist that he's applauding every awful fucking decision these assholes are making. At least 11/22/63 managed to avoid a lot of this bullshit.

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>>84229868
Did everybody hate her too much to even notice that she was 100% right?

this isn't going to stop until that boy's blood is spilled

>>84229788
mumblecore killed comedy blame kevin smith and linklater

I can't imagine a more horrifying monster to emerge out of the mist than a fucking white male

I think half of you are missing the fact that the bisexual tumblerdor is the real rapist.

He's actually a niceguy latch-on pretending to be bisexual to get laid, literally one thing feminists hate more than chads.

hate-watching it for the lulz now:
so far we have some waif with a pitchfork beating the shit out of an armed guy twice her size
the faggot talking about how his dad abuses him ("i dont fall for gender i fall for personality") then a jock wants to kick his ass
of course our black lead has to be jailed by police
and our female lead daughter gets date raped, the mom says its not her fault (b/c we know its the dads fault for letting her sneak out to a party)

>>84228973
you could skip to the interesting parts. that's assuming there are any.

>>84230787
i stopped at the 7 minute mark...all that and a conversation about the environment in just seven minutes...it wastes no time and every scene is jam packed...so "intderesting parts" might just be the monsters when they come

>>84230724
>>84230724
football team vandalizes rape victims home with a brick and spraypaint
daughter "slut shames" mother
"rape apologist" gets eaten
daughter trapped with rapist

so yeah...pretty sjw heavy...i think the writers want us rooting for the monsters

>>84231461
>>84231461
and our badass tought 'save the day' character is a chick

>>84229868
>It's looking even worse than what they're doing with Dark Tower.
what are they doing with dark tower

I remember when the trailer was out everybody was saying this was gonna be shit and full of SJW, they were right

>>84221747
That implies they were ever good

>>84222501
The writers are probably millennial English majors who were hired on the cheap. You will be getting more and more shows with extremely hamfisted and unsubtle shit like this as millennials become more prominent in the writing profession.

>>84222394
imdb is dead now that (((they))) shut it down, its no fun anymore

>>84231598
Well, besides Idris Elba being Roland (despite Susan Delgado still being white), they're starting from the third book for some damned reason in an attempt to make it a sequel series. All of this is produced by Sony, directed by a literally who, and written by four fucking people.
Honestly I'm not optimistic.

>>84232251
how is imdb dead

>>84232129
=(

>>84231461
The obvious twist is that fagboy is the one who raped her and then pinned it on the football player. Fagboy got really defensive when the rape victim mentioned that he could hit on dudes, saying he was also into chicks. He obviously hates the football player and he obviously wants to fuck the rape victim but is too much of a beta to make any moves.
Then there's the fact that he's passive aggressive and will lie in order to get his way and vilify anybody he doesn't like, showing this by threatening the chick in the jail cell.
Calling fagboy out for manipulative pile of shit who found the opportunity to rape his bff and get away with it.
At least the writers are hamfistedly implying this.

>>84232500
>it's BLACKED porn
nice

>>84222764
>show picks up steam among faggots everywhere
>the faggot becomes the biggest hero of the series
>season finale premieres, all of buzzfeed is eagerly tuned in
>it's revealed that the chad is innocent and the faggot raped her all along

Imagine the sheer torrent of salt.

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>>84221335
Why is Robert Pattinson playing a teenage girl?

>>84229973
They sure as fuck didn't help, but Colbert, Paul Feig, and slimey limey put the final nail in the coffin.

>>84229973
>mumblecore
what?

>>84232624
no way they make a bisexual abused by his intolerant father a rapist
either way, i dont care who raped her...i dont think anyone does whether its 'typical fratboy rapist' or 'niceguys are the real rapist rapists'
we have all this shit and no cool creature designs by the third episode
just roaches and moths
fuck this show

>Based on the novel by Stephen King
It's a novella you retards. Don't you even know what source material you're adapting?

And with that, not even a mention of the storm that originally preceded the event and throwing in some historical BS I'm pretty sure wasn't in the story, we're off to a rollicking start.

>>84222764
>>84232624
Didn't even occur to me but they did go to the trouble of having him more or less say he was bi rather than full queer.

>>84233323
That's all it'll be. These hacks didn't read the book or even bother watching the movie.

>>84233323
>no way they make a bisexual abused by his intolerant father a rapist

Well they're sure as hell hinting at exactly that.

>pulling the "I've run out of ideas, better get one of the main characters raped" card in the first episode

This is the funniest series I've seen in years.

>>84233381

"What's The Mist?"

"I dunno, Goldsteinshekelberg, something about monsters in a mist."

"And teen drama?"

"No, it's about this father trying to raise his son to be strong-"

"He's useless?"

"No, he saves-"

"He's useless now. Let's put in a mother. Make her the lead. Whore daughter, falls in love with a nigger, make him respectable, put him in the military, and BAM! hit!"

>yfw the Fanboy and Chum-Chum parody is more accurate to the original than this

>>84233566
Bugs! Bugs are scary. Make it killer bugs.

>>84233323
>no way they make a bisexual abused by his intolerant father a rapist

That bisexual is a white male. You think they get a free pass because they like sucking cock?

>>84233596

"Any character that disagrees with our agenda, have 'im die horribly and ironically! Like that woman trying to do right by her son, keeping his mind off degeneracy. Rip her mouth off!"

"Isn't that a little...forced, sir?"

"Ha! That's what she said!"

*Queue Jewish chittering*

>>84233662
"Sir I don't even think you can scream with your voice box ripped out. Don't you think gurgling and spewing blood and vomit would be more realistic and therefore more disturbing?"

"We already recorded her scream and that shit's too goddamn violent. We gotta think of the kids!"

>>84233651
>>84233381
the peace loving muslim is afraid for his safety because 'situations like this dont turn out well for people like him' (theyve already accused him of being a terrorist)
the sheriff has turned into a tyrant b/c yknow 'fuck da police'
some dude brings up hurricane katrina out of nowhere
the priest is trying to cure the faggot of his faggotry
im not even watching the show...im skipping scene to scene...but this show is just 'bang bang bang'
>>84233467
you might be right...your analysis is clever...but imagine the blowback...i just cant see it
>>84233651
if he were just gay maybe not...but hes genderqueer or something...he also wears makeup...hes a little too close to trans...no way they do it...but i could be wrong

>>84233731
>jew
>goddamn

>>84232500
>write a story that's literally a framing device about a plot device executing the story ad infinitum
>write story in such a way that it could literally happen in an infinite number of variations and still be telling the same story
>"fans" mad that the author is using an adaptation to twist the story up as he said was possible from the very beginning

Literally missing the point.

>nigger knows how to pick locks trope scene
>makes it a romantic moment with a white chick

If this is parody, this show is a 10/10

>>84233791
Whoops. G-ddamn.

>>84233798
>roland magically turns black when he steps through the door with the rose on it
god king is a genius

>>84233798
It's the four writers and nobody director that'll do more damage than Idris ever will and you and I both know this. You'd have to be either stupid or baiting otherwise.

>>84233798

I liked the first few books. They turned to shit later.

How do you turn a man described as Clint Eastwood black?

The goth kid fucked the girl.
screen cap this

>>84233778
You think these writers are even smart enough to see that blowback coming?

>>84233798
>Roland's journey always resets years after he was born

His physical appearance would most definitely be a constant, and any plot twist that we've been following Roland's twinner would be a disaster, especially if they go that route specifically to explain the unnecessary race change.
Ghost in the Shell did exactly this bullshit spending the whole movie explaining why Kusanagi was whitewashed.

>>84233877
whoever is writing this is kneedeep in that community...i think theyre indoctrinated enough to see it

>>84233877

No, they think it's a great twist. And it is. Just not for the agenda they're clearly pushing.

>>84233935
>Ghost in the Shell did exactly this bullshit spending the whole movie explaining why Kusanagi was whitewashed.
Eh? Please explain.

>>84233959
I've seen some stupid fucking people in my time.
I'll concede it could go either way; I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if faggot turns out to be a rapist.

>>84233991
The big bad corporation erased a Japanese woman's memories and put her brain in a white body so she could be their personal Robocop. The entire twist of the movie, and the lynchpin of the plot, was that she was a Japanese human activist the whole time!

>>84233935
>Roland's journey

You're doing it again, assuming that the "next" Roland is even from the same universe as the one that we read about questing for the tower in the "first" place. Were you literally not paying attention in the first book when the man in black described infinity?

>you did read the books didn't you?

>>84233959
>>84233999

Most of these people don't ACTUALLY believe the agenda, they just follow the zeitgeist.

>>84234038
I read the books. Try reading my post. The "It's Roland's Twinner" twist is going to be retarded if they go that route, and it'll be even more pathetic because the main reason they'll go that route is to cover a decision they didn't even have to make.

3/10 for making me reply twice.

>Under the Dome series comes out
>changes literally every single detail from the book since day one
>nobody bats an eye

>same thing happens with the Mist
>everybody bitches

Post-election /tv/ is a fucking disaster.

>>84233999
i just think the lgbtbbq stuff is going to grant him some level of plot immunity given what weve scene so far...but well see

speaking of their community...there are these really stupid gamer characters...they have a store thats an embarassment to the mall and every scene theyre in someone is telling them to grow up...sounds like someone is still bitter about gamergate

>>84234038

I mean, that's neat and all, but I'm not paying to see a black Roland.

>>84234088

Under the Dome was a shitty book in the first place.

The Mist, IT, and the Gunslinger, people actually care about.

>>84234088
Under the Dome was a retarded post-accident Stephen King novel nobody gave a shit about that was adapted into a show that nobody bothered watching.
The Mist is a classic King novella that ended up being a cult classic Frank Darabont film (a /tv/ favorite at that) that was later adapted into an SJW shitfest with terrible special effects and laughable attempts at philosophy and horror.

Big difference.

>>84234023
nigger are you fucking with me here

>>84234088
>>nobody bats an eye
because the source material was trash, nobody gave a shit

>>84234158

Nope. The whole plot revolved around the bad guy trying to get her to remember she used to be a little asian girl.

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>>84234158
No, that's the actual movie. The puppetmaster or whatever the fuck they called him turned out to be her Japanese boyfriend, also a human activist.

>>84234203
>>84234209
Christ, glad I skipped it.

Just finished the first 3 episodes. Bi kid is my favorite character so far. Aslaug has her moments, too, surprisingly. Looks like the crazy religious lady from the book has been replaced by a crazy naturist lady, which is fine by me since religious zealots and global warming zealots are the same kind of batshit.

It's no Deadwood or anything, but I'm going to keep watching it to see them all die, because I don't have any real expectations for this beyond watching people get devoured by transdimensional fauna.

>>84234265
It's exactly why you don't change a well-known character's race in an adaptation unless you plan on changing the lore altogether. You sure as shit don't do it if you're planning on making the adaptation a sequel to the source material. You end up spending an unnecessary portion of the movie explaining the decision when you should be spending that time telling a story.

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>>84221335
the original movie was better.
also
>king

>>84234314
>religious zealots and global warming zealots are the same kind of batshit.

hmmm

>>84234406
>watch the ending feeling like this move was horribly out of character
>turns out Darabont filmed it as an in joke to King, who thought it was hilarious, so he kept it in the final cut

Changed my outlook on movies in general. I started seeing them as collaborative efforts by people instead of straight stories.

>>84232872
My God that would be excellent!!!

Its like when Trump tricked the media to cover his veteran endorsements think he was going to apologize for birtherism (his greatest offence pre-election)

>>84234494
King seems to love shit that fucks with his audience. It's probably why he loved the idea of Roland turning black after he got to the top of the Dark Tower.

>>84234738
Hey, I was going to watch that NOT

>>84234738

...Sure. It's going to flop harder than this tv show.

>>84234773
That's fine alt-SJW. You can storm in front of a screening of Dark Tower to cry about white genocide and get Sean Hannity to praise you.

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>>84234057
good point

also...

>>84234845

Oh, I'm watching the confessional scene and it's clear they have no idea what Catholicism is.

>>84234836

Nigger.

>>84234887
Catholicism has more flavors than Baskin Robbins, despite what the Vatican claims.

>>84234845
>because of their gender
I can't really remember a single moment of human history when the people were "hated" by their gender. I mean, it's not that easy to pull - we have only two fucking genders, good luck "hating" half of humanity.

>>84234738
Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about adaptations to his work. Fucking pleb's probably still salty that Kubrick made the Shining good.

>>84234934

That's not true. I'm Catholic. Maybe there's a difference in Africa compared to America, but I doubt it.

>>84234957
TRY ME!

When it comes to all the faggotry and SJW stuff, I could forgive that and watch the show as a comedy, but the acting is beyond wooden. It is like watching The Room, but without the comedic overblown reactions.

>>84234887
interesting...im sure theyll get islam juuuust right
>>84234957
greatest feminist trick was women benefit from the sacrifice of men throughout history and still claiming oppression...complaining about their privileges is still a nifty trick today

>>84234966
You find different Catholicism from state to state in the US, none of which correspond to Catholicism south of the Rio Grande, none of which correspond to Catholicism across the Pacific, et al. Your brand of Catholic is just cookies & cream, baby.

>kill a dog in the opening scene

yeah fuck this show

>>84235112

Completely wrong.

>>84235112
Yeah you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>84235139

>Dog doesn't leave monster to bark at the black man/

Lost all sense of immersion.

>>84234406
>>84234494

by far my favorite movie ending. It's both crushingly depressing and completely hilarious.

christ that mom is so fucking annoying
>be smug about teaching kids about sex
>daughter gets raped though

>>84233566
the point of the mist is that humans are scarier than any monsters

>>84235519

Well, it sure scared me that all these people turned into fags.

>>84221335
hmm...

>Who let the Faggot in?
>The freak

at this stage to americans really do this?

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>>84234088
Under the Dome is a terrible book and tv show. No one gives a shit. I don't think I've ever even seen the show discussed here.

>>84235244
>>84235293
t. Vatican shills

Don't fret, when/if you ever leave your whitebread podunk suburb, you'll figure out that dioceses paying lip service to the Pope do just that, while they're happily canonizing saints no one in Rome has ever even heard about.

>>84233778
>the priest is trying to cure the faggot of his faggotry
Gayfag here, this sounds fucking awful. At least save the crazy relgious extremism stuff until later.

>>84235916
may have overstated it...he dossnt say it...but the one character sitting with a priest for baptism being gay smacks of conversion therapy...its like the coincidence of the black character being roughed up by police ("hey you cant do that")

No, its executed in far too comedic a fashion. Its so ridiculous that I can't see how you can do anything but laugh at it. The only thing it was missing was the father yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO up at the sky, given that they already had the fucking aerial shot.

>>84236006
Oh then you were just triggered and ended up lying, great job.

>>84236030
was meant for
>>84235494

>>84236030
not triggered...just summarizing
and an overstatement isnt a lie

its a weird scene where the faggot starts screaming about repenting and then the priest holds his head to his crotch
weird scene...i think all the semen you guzzle is starting to nibble at your brain

>>84235825

k.

>>84236079
>weird scene...i think all the semen you guzzle is starting to nibble at your brain
Hey, I'm not the one lying about a TV show, dude.

>>84236052
uh huh
theres that semen eating at your brain again
>>84236123
fine
i had no idea you would be this devastated
im sorry

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>>84236194
Phoneposter, please, don't be upset because I called out you lying about a show.

>>84236261
i actually built my own machine
and i apologized for triggerizing your safetyspace
whats the matter with you?

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>short story stretched out to 10-part series

loved the 2007 movie, but even that wore thin in many parts

>>84236334
Nigga you were so triggered by this episode you had to lie about it. I was all set to be annoyed about some hokey conversion scene, but you had to be a bigger faggot than I could ever dream of being.

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>>84236409
well its a tv show lad...a lot of it is representative...not literal...because its a tv show...here i got you a digital comfort puppy...that should smooth things out between us

>>84236500
>well its a tv show lad...a lot of it is representative...not literal
Is that your way of saying "I lied about a show and got called about it, time to damage control"?

>>84236526
im not posting a picture of my cock, bro
youll have to do without

>>84236562
I already fucked you, why would I need to see a picture of your dick?

>>84236597
look
do you you like the puppy or not?

>>84236620
Not as much as I like seeing people who lie about TV shows make fools of themselves.

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>>84236645
>as much
so you like puppies and you like cock
so maybe this one will get you going and you can stop being so bitter

>>84236682
Why would I be bitter? You just keep going, it's hilarious.

Seriously though, why did you feel like lying about the scene? You're certainly not a Christian, given how much you love sucking dick.

>>84236708
question
which puppy is best puppy?
with or without penis?

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>>84236729
Why are you so obsessed with dick? Everything about you is so bizarre.

>>84236822
well so far you like cock and puppies...just want to make you happy so youre not killing yourself over this...i care, anon...i care

>84236898
You're so assblasted over a TV show that you lied about it to make it seem more SJW than it really was. I'd worry more about your own mental health.

Also are you a JRPG character or something? What is it with all the ellipses?

>>84236949
are...you...talking to...me?

>84236999
Yeah I decided you lost your (You) privileges. Please don't let that stop you from lying about TV shows though!

>>84237032
you clearly dont post here
but youre entertaining
top lad (that means youre alright)

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>84237073
I've been on 4chan since 2006. You should stick to lying about TV shows, you're better at it (slightly).

>>84237137
you never answered my question about the puppy
faggots kill themselves at a higher rate than normal people
i need to make sure you get the right puppies so you dont an hero (that means suicide)

>84237169
You never answered my question about why you felt like lying about a TV show.

>>84237178
wew
>>84236500
>>84236079

so now we also know english is not your first language...either that or more semen eating at your brain

>>84237178
>>84237222
also: wew is a way of saying that i am laughing

>>84232500
>and written by four fucking people


I wonder if they take turns. "You. Write. The. Word. That. Comes. After. Mine."

whenever i did a writing project with more than two people, it was always one person (usually me) who did 90% of the writing while the others just pissed in the soup afterwards.

>84237222
Neither of those posts explain why you felt like lying about the show.

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>>84233381
>These hacks didn't read the book or even bother watching the movie.

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>>84233864
>How do you turn a man described as Clint Eastwood black?


Kerosene.

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>>84237256
no
they explain that i wasnt
are you familiar with false premise
i was just joking about the english
do you really not speak it
also more puppy
no penis this time

>84237288
You're so assblasted about getting called out on lying about a TV show that you've looked up multiple images and continue to respond to my every post without even being notified. I think you need those puppy pictures more than me.

>>84237344
>assblasted
not sure why you think this
i told you i care
i meant it
i dont want a faggots death on my conscience
if you dont like the puppies i could always post kittens

>>84237283
kek

The Mist?

More like the WORST amlirite xdD XD?

>84237382
>not sure why you think this
I don't think it, I know it. Anyone reading this thread knows it. You're still responding, by the way.

Why did you feel like lying about a scene in The Mist?

>>84237446
>Anyone reading
thats we garner outside support here
here we "samefag" (that means we post PRETENDING to be someone else)
clever, right?
you try it
its fun!

>84237487
>thats we garner outside support here
For someone ragging on my English, you're pretty bad at it.

I'm playing Bloodborne, I don't have time to samefag. Knock yourself out, and if you have time, feel free to post about why you felt like lying about a scene in The Mist.

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>see a slow thread
>samefag a dumb argument with no (you)s

>>84237551
samefagging is a better use of time than playing bloodborne

>>84237551
im tired anon
please excuse my mistakes
no matter how much i want to go to bed i want you to know im here for you
we will get you through this triggering together
also what is bloodborne?
is that like bug chasing?

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>>84237446
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>>84234406
samefag

>>84237618
you got me

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>>84237597
No way bro, Bloodborne is amazing. What didn't you like about it?

>84237603
>im tired anon
You should probably lie down. You're pretty good at lying, right?

>>84237647
no anon
you are worth it

>84237669
If that's the case, why did you feel like lying about a scene in The Mist?

>>84229918
Correlation isn't Causation.

It was the US Army not their blood offering that removed the Mist and its monsters.

>>84237705
favorite puppy
also what is bugbourne...bloodchasing...i forget
but what is that thing you were doing
we dont have sexual deviants where im from

>84237768
Why did you feel like lying about a scene in The Mist?

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>>84237802
youre slowing down
dont do this to me

>84237832
I don't have to make any effort, you've demonstrated that. You've already lost. Why did you feel like lying about a scene in The Mist?

seems even /r/television hate this shit and they lap up SJW crap

>>84221335

Dude, it's a fucking snoozefest.

I don't like the SJW shit either, but the cardinal sin here is boredom.

>>84237865
Redditor, please go.

>>84237855
whats the mist?

>84237917
The show containing a scene you lied about, redditor.

>>84237936
not me
im innocent
youve got the wrong man

>84237956
You're doing this? OK.
Why did you feel like lying about a scene in The Mist?

>>84238010
bro
i just got here
im just here to talk about elephants

>84238052
How embarrassing. Alright, keep giving me (You)'s for a bit before you slink off.

>>84238094
do you want to talk about elephants or not?
and whats the mist about?

>84238112
You can go to bed if you want, I'm done with you.

>>84238170
noooooooooooooooooo
dont do it anon
you have much to live more!
dont do it

>84238237
>you have much to live more!
I'd say the same to you, but I'd be lying. Much like you lied about a scene in the TV show, The Mist.

>>84238259
oh thank god i thought you had killed yourself over this triggeration

When they're making lesser-known low budget sci fi films into TV shows you know they are truly out of ideas. The movie told the most interesting part of the story very effectively already, so a TV show explaining the less interesting parts isn't needed.

Bookfag here.
Reminder than The Mist is an alien kid's fart. The moths and monsters are his very own parasites.

>84238299
Why would I kill myself? I'm not you.

>>84238332
I thought it was a military experiment gone wrong in the short story, or at least heavily implied.

>>84238343
the faggotry
which im assuming b/c i wasnt the guy who was talking to you before

>>84229362
>I-its just a satire ;)
It clearly isnt stop shilling.

>84238380
Alright, feel free to keep replying to me, if my attention is apparently more important for you than sleep.

>>84238408
>sleep
no one cares about your bedroom antics

I can pretty much spot all the bullshit in the story and I dont care.
>Girl got drunk, drugged, but was rapped by her best faggot friend cause he has daddy issues.
>Jock is innocent, but pissed.
>Its stretched out horse shit supposed to be a competing force to THE WALKING DEAD or some bullshit.
>Nothings happening X 20.
>It gets canceled because its awful.

Oh wow, they are in the mist, can you tell, cause the camera looks like it has semen smeared all over it!

>>84237647

Not the same guy but Bloodborne is probably one of the most overrated games in the past decade.

It just happened to be (mostly) young peoples favorite because it gives them something to cater into because it's "hard".

It's mediocre game with an interesting setting which relies on it's gimmick to draw in a fanbase. I'm fairly certain that the creators didn't think that the souls series would ever gain such an attention that it got so props to them, I guess. To me it's just another Minecraft scenario.

>>84221335
well since it don´t feature the monsters I´m not really interested anyway
but man sjws are really getting worse and worse every day. but I have a feeling that they are soon gonna get what is coming to them

>>84238446
what if it's titans who just jizzed on that city?

>>84238479
Im sure the Marley Empire will just come and mop it up then.

>84238432
Anon, you're really slipping.

>>84238472
>It just happened to be (mostly) young peoples favorite because it gives them something to cater into because it's "hard".
Not really, BB is pretty easy once you get the mechanics down. I would say people enjoy it because it's a well designed game.

And what does Bloodborne have in common with Minecraft? Your comparison makes very little sense.

>>84238518
>slipping
more faggot imagery
get yourself together

>84238561
You're pretty up to date on gay terminology, I wasn't even aware that was a thing.

>>84238593
why do you think everyone seems to hate your game?

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>84238623
I'd imagine bad taste

>>84233373
>Didn't even occur to me but they did go to the trouble of having him more or less say he was bi rather than full queer.
Bi's are just faggots who can't make up their minds though.

>>84238689
or maybe a group consensus that you suck?

>84238707
>suck
Geez, more innuendo

>>84238722
post more images of your game being praised
thatll show em

just finished all three episodes now, it gets better but not by much.

Cant beat the film.
This crap is the day of the dead mixed with prison season of the walking ded

>>84238696
More like straights that woke up.

>84238760
Why?

>>84238446
oh god yeah, the awful camera and cinematography.

Only highlight is if they had the balls to have it be the gay that raped her, but i dont relly know america so it might be the norm on tv

>>84238818
>
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>>Why?

>>84238818
>>
>>>
>>>Why?

>>84221335
jesus I didnt even realize it had started, are there any monsters, or did they go the "we're the real monsters" route because they dont have the budget?

>>84238919
Just burrowing insects so far.

>>84234088
>why are people so pissed that a really well received King adaptation is being remade into a shitty tv show? must be Drumpf's fault!

headbutt the nearest train

>>84238834
>but i dont relly know america so it might be the norm on tv
No clue and I live in USA myself. I haven't had cable for ten years. We don't even bother with OTA. I even have a HD Homerun setup and live TV setup for it. All Plex via piracy or streaming from the majors.

>>84234088
Things markedly went downhill for me when Obama was elected and likely was already there during Bush. Music was the same way. Waifu watched Shazam show and when they do the mid 2000's or 2010's as categories I have no clue who is doing what because they're all auto tuned bullshit.

>>84238989
>>84239040
Is there a reason why we're replying to 5 hour posts?

>>84239062

is there a reason it bothers you?

>>84239087
I wouldn't expect a shitposting phoneposter to understand.

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>>84225581
Even if it is satire towards these types, I don't wanna hear this bullshit on tv.

>>84239117
Phoneposter's are half the traffic last I looked.

So am I the only one who actually watched episodes two and three? Because those are a hell of a lot better. Or did you faggots just decide to bitch on the internet after watching one episode?

Based Clay Davis as the mall owner sold it for me. I have a feeling this show is going to be pretty damn fun.

>>84239272
But if half the traffic died,4chan would be better

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>>84239272
Yeah, and that explains the state of 4chan pretty well, doesn't it?

>>84232549
Forums shut down

>>84235825
Name one

>>84239495
that's silly, I phonepost and post regularly at the same time, like when I want to take a shit and still want to follow a thread

The cows are hilarious!