Crystal Maze Match Thread

WILL YOU START THE FANS, PLEASE?

nobody will ever match o'brien, but ayoade is dry and different enough that he could make it work on his own terms.

desu I just hope he tells everyone how shit they are but in such a calm and polite manner they don't know how to take it.

>>84219609
inb4 Richard gives a hint by telling them to turn it off and on again

Think Ayoade will do a good job lads

>it's a z list celebs episode

He's not hamming it enough, he needs to be deadly serious. The Crystal Maze is serious business

> Team full of manlets

Top kek

Merchant knocked it out the park. Wish he would come back.

>>84219959
He's an lanky mong.

Everything about Louis spence I should hate, yet he just constantly cracks me up. It's like camp turned up to 11

>>84220020
Same. It's so over the top you can't not laugh

> Can't touch the floor

Shame there's no trees he can hand from

>>84220063
Go back to Pol

> Need to press buttons
> Send the guy in with 6 fingers

okay then

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Couldn't figure it out, pressing the wrong things. Could say he was all fingers and thumbs

Wish Richard Ayode was hosting this as Dean Learner, with random camera cuts to him firing a shotgun and all.

>>84220235
Shame they went with celebrities first. They'll dominate screen time so Riochard won't get much of a word in.

It'll be better with awkward members of the public in so Richard can hopefully take the piss a bit.

>>84220235
>tfw remember Dean Lerner.
Channel 4 has been knocking it out if the park for years now.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40354288

Sets look pretty fucking good to be fair.

Still the best incarnation of the Crystal Maze.

https://youtu.be/IXCmlyoaonk

>spence locked in
ahahahahahahaha

>louie

>>84219609

>hey guys
>Matt Easton
>scholagladiatoria

Bye spence rip

Richard 'Shove the gay back in the closet' Ayode

SAVAGE

>>84220000

>dubs and double dubs

noice

Love how ayoade uses the wee cane like a shephards crook

>>84220447
I'm sure there's a joke about coming out to be made, I just haven't thought of it yet

>the only theme is that they're all 8 letters

top fucking kek

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST TURN THE DAMN THING

Christ. Have they just got in a group of labotamised patients for this?

It says a lot when Vicky is the only one with any clue.

>>84220598
This your first time watching Crystal Maze?

Best part about Vicky is the knowledge that she is absolute fucking filth

Oh great, a group of homophobes. Dropped.

>Futuristic zone

NICE

>>84220632
yes

This new zone is pretty good

>>84220845
which is the new zone???

So far I like Richard Ayoade as host, though this will be much better when members of the public are brought in.

> Literally the same game as the first one

Wow, didn't take long to run out of ideas

>>84220886
And when he gets his swagger and owns it, he needs to settle in

>>84220882
None of them are brand new they're all from the old show, though this Futuristic Zone is much cleaner compared to the old one.

Preferred Smerch tbqh.

>>84220886
Won't be any fun if none of them are out of shape and dragging the team down

>never let go of the hand

kekeroo

>>84220915
yeah that was my point. For the bonus point can you name all 5 zones?

>>84220949
Half the fun of the old show was the banter between the host and normal members of the public. Z-list celebrities don't have the same feel.

>>84220958
Futuristic, oceanic , medeivel , aztek, indistrial!

Littah peckah

>they didn't bring back Ocean because it would have cost too much

F

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40354288

18 tons of sand

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They wont waste a crystal saving the faggot

>>84220402
I read this the other day and fair play they put effort into it and got the original designer back.

Purple is the fucking MVP

>>84221011
>>84221020
Oceanic was best

>>84221020
I prefer the original zones anyway, and I think most people would agree. But that was because of the host and the concept, not the zones

Them shell suits look tidy though ngl i would have one

There's 3 fucking rules how can you not follow them

>>84220958
Why did they use the bimbo for the mental challenge again?

> Can't have the same two colours next to each other
> Puts the same two colours next to each other

Fucking hell fire

>>84221129
She actually won the crystal, but got out before collecting it

>>84221091
The suits got better with each new series on the old show.

>>84221114
didnt mean to reply

Rich is knocking this out of the park, to be fair.

>>84221114
cause she's fucking mental innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrDUdOgpNsI

Something to watch once this is over

>>84221196
> "Men" in the early 1990's

>>84221196
>not watching Radiohead live at Glastonbury at 10

>>84221164
He's good. The show needs a host with a dry sense of humour and calmness to counterattack the spasticness of the contestants.

>>84221196
I've watched them all countless times, thanks to Challenge channel.

>>84221277
Challenge is a wonderful channel, used to air really old Fun House on sundays and it was amazing

>medieval zone has actual flagstone floor instead of throwing straw on the studio floor.

>>84221297
>and it was amazing
I think you'll find it was wacky, fun, crazy and outrageous.

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>>84221327

>no time limit
Well this is new.

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>>84221297
They've started showing Gladiators too.

Will we get to see Mumsy?

Spoiler: The guy in the suit is Richard OB.

>>84221356
That would make the two Richard's half-brothers.

Was Mumsy a slag?

Lucky this has no fucking time limit

>>84221348
Hmmm, she looks so pretty with her neck still intact

Can Richard Ayoade play the harmonica though?

>>84219609
>Crystal Maze
Sweet.
>no O'Brien
Oh.
>Ayoade
Oh shit, sweet.
>no stream link
Oh.

I guess I'll watch later.

> Not time limit

What spacker thought that was a good idea?

>>84221382
She was in the last one

>>84221345
There was never a time limit for Mumsy's riddles, either

>>84221372
Prove it

>>84221427
Puts no pressure on them. Should just give them the crystal there and then.

>>84221446
>There was never a time limit for Mumsy's riddles, either
Pretty sure there was.

>>84220949
are you underage?

literally two thirds of old crystal maze contestants were idiots and out of shape, it's what made the show.

>it's a mental game
>team captain picks the obvious meathead
>it's a physical game
>picks the 5'1 woman

never fails

>>84221422
>no O'Brien
Why would you want a 75 year old man shuffling around whilst wheeling his drip with him?

>>84221472
No there wasn't, but there was no conferring either

>>84221422
>no stream link

Whoops, I forgot /tv/ was full of useless retards.

>>84221446
Mumsy had an hour glass im sure.

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>>84221472
>There was never a time limit for Mumsy's riddles, either
>Pretty sure there was.
Yep.

>>84221512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz05s1UasuQ

New dome is pretty classy.

> No water
> No bridge

Dogshit

>team captain only has one hand

This gay is offensive

>>84221618
*game

That was weird

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>having a flid trying to grab pieces of foil in the wind

Pretty good so far, but will be much better with the public.

> £10k for cancer
> Woooo, they're going to heaven

Wait, hold up!

>>84221648
at least he has a job, trip cunt

>>84221479
Oh come on, that would be fun.
>>84221514
It's just polite.

>>84221651
agreed

especially with adam buxton and jessica hynes getting involved