>watching TV. Hear knocking at the door. You answer.
>See this starring at you lustfully.
>Smells of vodka.
>"Hey anon. Sorry to bother you but I'm too drunk to drive. Could I possibly stay here?"
>Large colored walks up behind her. He smells of cocoa butter. His baggy jeans can't hide the gigantic bulge in his crotch area.
>"Please anon, you and Jamal here can fuck me silly. But only at the same time."
Wat do?
these are the opposite of sexy
>>84216241
>a drunk jew and a nigger want to enter your home
let them in and kill them for tresspassing, tell the police they wanted to rob me
>>84216340
Dude, the Jews are our allies against the filthy Muslim scum. Israel is a free democracy. Drop your conspiracy theories and back the Jews. Stupid faggot.
>>84216340
>let them in and kill them for tresspassing
Chief Wiggum says that doesn't work