>Anybody seen Richie?!
>Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!
He's nothing without that badge and gun!
What's the password, Asshole?
>>84206994
*slowly karate chops and judo throws everyone in the bar/oil rig/train
>>84206994
dey took him
>>84206994
["Fuck you" in the distance]
Who's hotdog is this?
>>84208678
Well I'm sorry to hear that
because now
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
Who's the boxer?
So how true are those rumors?
>>84206994
Am I the only one who would unironically love to direct a Seagal film? At first I thought he would just be quite a cool villain like how Rodriguez used him.
But now, I would love to create a shitty action film full of plot holes and bad acting with copious amounts of slow motion. I just feel like it would be really fun and relaxed
I'd hate to have my name on that pile of shit though
>>84209174
So you're pretty tough then?
>>84206994
>Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!
if you once saw bobby swinging that hot little twink ass of his you wouldn't need to ask
>Now go home and get your fucking badge and gun
>>84209082
>I would love to create a shitty action film full of plot holes and bad acting with copious amounts of slow motion.
seagal releases one of those movies every month
you knocked my fucking teeth out!
>>84209315
Yea tough enough