ITT: (Weird) TV-Related Dreams

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I'll start:

>Saul Goodman is at a casino
>he's won tons of cash
>he's waiting in the lobby for them to cash out his chips
>he has TONS of chips
>I'm talking "cereal boxes" stacked up from floor to ceiling, covering an antire 10x10x10 area
>lots of people around
>he's eating some chocolate candy
>sudenly the tv flashes
>the signal's gotten hijacked
>a guy appears
>he has a wooden puppet glued to the backside of his pants and a David Lynch puppet glue to a black mask he's wearing
>he's holding a large wooden hammer
>behind him is a cow with muscles
>he hits himself in the jewels with his hammer
>the puppets are holding little iron hammers themselves so due to his movements he's getting his on the fact and dick by them as well
>keeps going on until he collapses in pain
>the cow moooos and violently farts
>the camera starts to shake
>the man is crying but he gets up
>he has blood leaking out of certain areas
>he keeps hitting himself and crying
>the cow keeps moooing and farting
>the camera shakes more and more
>the man screams more
>the screen cuts to black
>I wake up
>mfw