/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13262745

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yeq59HDx5Q

@ 1:23 - 2:16

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1961 movie called the Hustler featuring Piper Laurie and Paul Newman

Piper plays a character called Sarah Packard, the same last name Catherine would have had before marrying Pete.

Therefore confirming this takes place in the same universe.

It gets deeper, stay with me-

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>>84200401
Its now the 70s and what is Paul Newman doing now? Hanging with young Harry Truman. Confirming my suspicions that Slap Shot also takes place in the Twin Peaks universe.

In my next post I will prove by algebra that Cooper's grandson is Lynch's grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own father.

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>>84200285
Windom is a better villain than Bob ever was. Bob is just a tryhard faggot who rapes everyone for "garmonbozia" which is a shitty brand of cream corn he could get at the supermarket. Whereas Windom Earle is a master of disguise and Cooper's equal. Their tragic history together is a lot better than Bob who terrorizes everyone for literally no reason. Reminder that it was Windom Earle who brought Cooper into the Lodge and damned him for 25 years. Bob was probably just fucking around with the damn midget during the later half of season 2.

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>>84200285
Kek

How will Laurafags ever recover?

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Windom Earle was a true Deleuzean visionary. Surfing the waves of the plane of immanence. A true body without Organs

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>>84200517
very weak, please stop

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>tfw holding in a pee

http://www.suggestibility.org/

>>84200616
GGGRRRRMPPPHHH Dougie Jones........ GGGGGRRRRRRRMPPPPPPHHHHH Get help.....

>Retard Coop can instantly disrupt an assassination attempt from a midget
>Normal Coop just lets Josie shoot him

GRAND
THEFT
AUTO

>>84200776
Why did Pete name drop a videogame for no apparent reason? was it autism?

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>>84200584
You are a joke kid. You just don't realize the work of genius this character is. Months of planning by great minds must have went into it. I have been studying his character for the last few months and my thesis on him is almost complete. His Individuality may claim the privilege of enunciating laws universal in character but having their source and inspiration solely in the single individual. Such laws can at best only be regulative and cannot be constitutive of the substance of individuality; for the substance of individuality necessarily involves other individuals within it. In short Windom's individuality is itself only realized as a part of a concrete whole of individuals: its life is drawn from common life in and with others. To attempt to enunciate laws from itself as if it could create the conditions of its own inherent universality can only issue in one result: laws are furnished without the content which gives those
laws any meaning, or else the laws and the content remain from first to last external to one another. But if laws are purely formal, they cease to be i.e. constitutive conditions of individuality. Hence the attempt above described is sure to break down by its own futility. What is wanted to give the laws meaning is the concrete substance of social life and life in Twin Peaks in general: and when this concrete substance is provided ipso facto the attempt of individuality to create laws disappears, for these laws are already found in operation in social life. Only such laws have reality. But this involves the further step that individuality is only realized, only finds its true universal content, in and with the order of a society. Here alone is individuality represented by Earle in what it is in truth, at once a particular focus of self−consciousness, and a realization of universal mind.

>>84200733
Not a fair comparison.

Ike the Spike got taken down 2 on 1 by DougieCoop and Janey-E. Cooper got taken down 2 on 1 by Josie and the wood tick.

>>84200733
Dougie Coop has the lodge guiding him

>>84200800
likewise why did a videogame drop a television show allusion for no apparent reason?

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>>84200918
forgot the picture.

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>>84200800
He is clearly a fan of Vice City.

Thoughts on the episode titles coming up?

>Gotta light?
>This is the chair.
>Laura is the one.
>There's fire where you're going.
>Let's rock.

This is the chair might refer to Linda's wheelchair. Pretty much every character in the show smokes so Gotta Light? doesn't really give anything away. Not sure on the others. And even guessing the context of the quote doesn't give anything away about the episodes.

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>>84201187
>>There's fire where you're going.
>>Let's rock.

GET FUKKEN HYPE

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>>84201187
DougieCoop until at least episode 11

>friendzoned your dad

That's one I've never heard desu.

>>84201253
>shoes on the bed

do americans really do this?

>>84201388
It's a Lodge spirit custom.

>>84201388
Only when your left shoe has a ridiculous lift because you're a deformed manlet is it allowed

looking forward to that two week break so I can finally catch up and watch FWWM, Missing Pieces, plus all the episodes released up to this point

4 more eps to season 2. Soon I will meme with everyone else here.

>>84201600
If we lived in a world were it was legal to kill people you'd be done kid. Pack it up and go home.

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>>84201640
don't worry, I've kept myself mostly unspoiled!

>>84200733
Huh, I didn't know Josie was the one who shot Cooper.
I always thought that was Leland for some reason.

>>84201662
bitch

I saw Dougie Jones at a grocery store in Nevada yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “...photos. Anything.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept repeating it like he just learned a new word, “huh? huh? huh?” and staring at the floor with his arms clutched to his chest. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Georgia coffee in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter, saying "pay for first. Pay for first."

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and looked past me, as if he was looking at something behind me that was telling him what to say and do. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by repeating the price really loudly.

>>84200444
has he been confirmed for this season? I know Lynch hated him but I enjoyed him as a foil to Coop

>>84200444
Goddamn. Nice triplicates btw.

>>84201935
He was a background charactre in a lot of makeup and wardrobe in episode 8. Hes credited as someone else.

SHE'S
DEAD
TONGUE-TIED
AND
DELITIZED

>>84202044
this could be another LYNCHED pic I guess

>>84201981
>you will never be wrapped up like a bologna by BOB

>>84202068
What an obviously fake fat suit. Why did they do this?

>>84202068
He's a whole damn town.

>>84202068
Andy's gut is key to the plot

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Cute!

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>>84200814
This, Windom Earle is for intellectuals, Bob is for stoners who praise david lynch and anything "dude weird". Windom earle's chess game is the best arc of the show after Laura Palmer's murder (which was also written by the mad mad mind Mark Frost) and it's also the chess game Frost is playing with YOU the viewer

>>84201187
i'm calling "gotta light" for evil coop right before he does some fucked up shit

>>84202111
The only pic where Sheryl Lee looks cute.

>>84202109
its used to smuggle the chinese drugs

>>84202111
It's hard to believe Audrey is so short

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>>84202141
yopu're right because everywhere else she looks like a transcendent sex goddess

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>>84200444
This but unironically.

>>84202167
Her face looks like a box plastered with makeup.

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>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

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>>84201662

>>84202111
BASED shitposter

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who like the Super Nadine subplot

>>84202375
it wouldve been fine if it actually tied into the main plot in some way

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>listening to random music
>browsing /tpg/
>next song: LA Devotee
>BLACK MAGIC ON MULHOLLAND DRIVE

>>84202375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T70QM_70b_k

When this played you knew you were watching Twin Peaks at its apex desu

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>>84202462

>There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.
>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.
COOPER COMING BACK SOON
DOUGIEFAGS BTFO

>>84202494
In what way does this suggest that Cooper is getting back to normal soon?

>>84202568
seems like cooper's gonna be back for maybe the last 1/3 which would be awesome

>>84202660
I think that's along the lines of what most people were expecting. I'm pretty sure all of the "Cooper never gets his memory back" people were just memers.

>He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.

This is also expected but kind of sad. We'll never see Cooper toot on his train whistle ever again.

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When is the ginger coke fiend and his ayylmao wife coming back?

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post yfw another 15 day wait gap after next episode.

>>84202283
Why is lynch so obsessed with rape?

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>>84202886
Why do you think?

/tpg/ is 99% cringe

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Catherine had sexual relations with a president.

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>tfw sheryl lee is in one tree hill

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>>84202982
1% cute!

>>84202982
thats why we watch twin peaks

>>84202982
>cringe
greetings reddit

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Where does The Flintstones fit into Twin Peaks canon?

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>>84202869

>>84202494
>not that he’s not human

Wait, doppelgangers don't count as Lodge entities?

>>84203418
I was always under the impression that doppelgangers are empty people that the lodge spirits can inhabit freely. Human, but soulless and supernaturally artificial.

>>84203407
Cliff Vandercave is the doppelganger when he accidentally escaped into the past.

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>>84202462

>Panic playing at the Bang Bang Bar

>>84200444
Please fuck right off you absolute cockgoblin. Your reposts stopped being funny 5+ generals ago

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>>84203737
Explain how he got back.

Unless he goes to the past AFTER this season, which would mean we're not getting a happy ending. Kinda shitty writing that he could give the runaround to the entire FBI but then get defeated by Fred fucking Flintstone.

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>>84203842
>tfw the flintstones movie gives you your first taste of jungle fever

>>84200324
here's your (you), reposting faggot

why doesnt anyone realize how much of a retard dougie copper is? people just assume he is being an asshole instead of sending to a mental health hospital

makes me believe on that retarded theory that all the dougie stuff is a copper dream

>>84203804
Twenty One Pilots would be more fitting because of the Christian symbolism.

>>84204048
Were you on your phone when the cops took Dougie back home?

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I love this shot.

Booper is the best character in S3.

>>84204048
because that would ruin the plot

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>>84204113
>no camera movement
>doesn't cut for at least 30 seconds
How do people watch this slow shit. Everyone must be pretending.

What was the deal with Andrew Packard? Why did he fake his death and why did Windom Earle target him? Also why did he hook up with an asian chick 40 years younger than him?

Which character is Lynch's self insert?

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>>84204173
Leland

>>84204151
8/10 depressing post

>>84204173
I WONDER IF IT IS THE CHARACTER HE PLAYS

>>84204161
>Also why did he hook up with an asian chick 40 years younger than him?
really now

>>84204231
If you want a boring answer.

>>84204161
>Also why did he hook up with an asian chick 40 years younger than him?

are you fucking serious?

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>>84204161
> why did he hook up with an asian chick 40 years younger than him?
yellow pussy never stretches. she as tight as diamond white.

>>84204578
based claireposter

Harry must have heard the rumors and had to know for himself.

>>84204161
after josie's father died from a triad gang war she was suspected of organising the whole thing to gain control of the triads for her own benefit and it caused the triads to track her down for questioning so she went into hiding where she seduced andrew packard in hong kong who owned the mill.

andrew feigned his death to probably get rid of the possibility of eckhardt killing him since they were previous business partners and eckhardt was obsessed with josie.

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>>84204605
>Josie and Harry
PUDDIT DAEEENN

>>84204161

FROSTED

>>84204625
Why was Windom Earle after him though?

>>84204865
Was Windom after Andrew? I don't remember anything about that. He was set on making Coop miserable.

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>>84203407
Nowhere near as easily as Showgirls does.
>yfw Showgirls was actually a stealth midquel to show us what the doppelganger was doing in the 90s

>>84204958
>yfw Showgirls was actually a stealth midquel to show us what the doppelganger was doing in the 90s
I could totally buy this

>>84200324
This proves nothing. Relisten to the lyrics. Oh wait, you won't. You're just gonna keep reposting this shit.

>>84204903
Nevermind, I was getting him mixed up with Eckhardt. I thought Earle sent the puzzlebox and placed the bomb

Anyone else think Windom Earle is kinda dreamy?


No homo.

wait was it confirmed that the fat body was garland

>>84205164
Yes

>>84205164
no. Its a 40something year old mans body and Garland died I think right after season 2 ended.

>>84204173
It's Harry Dean Stanton

>intersection that leads to the convenience store is the intersection where Mike confronts Bob in FWWM and where Richard Horne drove over that kid

mind lYnChEd

>>84204173
Dale Cooper, isn't that obvious?

Why there is 2 weeks hiatus after next episode? Massive cliffhanger?

>Frank Silva is a stereotypical gay man
>BOB is a rapist who wants to be a woman
Really makes you think.

>>84205647
But Silva wasn't gay

>>84205699
Uh huh.

>>84205591
>episode ends on 2-minute shot of chocolate bunnies under strobe lights

>>84205699

https://youtu.be/J-cHV0G57oA

>>84205699
Anon, he died of AIDS

>>84201706
needs a few improvements, but pretty good

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Was it kino?

>>84202129
>>84201187
surely gotta light would be the richard horne plotline?

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>>84202283
>Raped Dick Tremayne

>>84202456
it ties to the themes of the story you plotfag cunt retard asswipe

call for help

>>84206184

Jade give two rides.

>>84205228
yes and he would have been a 40 something year old man when he died you fucking moron. do you think if i killed you now and your corpse was discovered in 100 years they would think its the corpse of a 100 year old man lol

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A cute maid appears!

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>>84206244
>josie is still a knob

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle has in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

>>84206310
You are such a sad person.

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>>84204173
WHO THE FUCK COULD IT BE COOP

>>84203906
>that stairway to herprivates

Wow, I've gone all the way through season 1,2 3 and FWWM with deleted scenes and didn't realize lynch himself plays Gordon Cole.

Is this the ultimate LYNCHED???

>>84206757
No
You're just stupid

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Laura Palmer was a sweet gal.

>>84206646
>dirt track to the meat shack

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CUTE

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Subliminal reminder to advertise and love Sheryl Lee

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>>84207042

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>"Oh Dougie, tonight I'll be the one to give you two rides"

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>>84207117
Rides.

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>>84207042

was COOP /ourguys/?

>>84207143
Why the zoom on feet?

>>84207143
where is this from?

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>>84207285

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>>84207286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRId8aIFDB8

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Reminder, this man is not your friend. Let's keep Dougie for the rest of the season and make those normies mad.

>>84207362
WHy Kyle is so happy?

>>84207362
I didn't choose the doug life

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>>84207362
>>84207495
Do the Dougie.

Taking WebM requests for FWWM or new Twin Peaks episodes. Give a timeframe, 15-20 seconds at most.

>>84200324
Who cares, Dougie is the superior character.

>>84207533
Sheryl Lee

Yo i got a dream last night
And gordon cole was in it,he got shot and fucking died in later episode

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>tfw Johnny Jewel created better music than Badalamenti for the new series so far

What went wrong?

>>84207599
I had a dream recently from which I can only remember the word 'Tremayne'

>>84207657
That boy ain't right

>>84207692
Everyone else is backwards though

>>84201187
>this is the chair
I AM THE TABLE

>>84207657
there are literally people in this thread, right now, who don't know that this was how the scene was originally shot

>>84205504
>implying the convenience store isn't just above a 7-11

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>>84200386
>Blue Rose Cases were the predecessor to widespread use of the X designation
>An agent could do whatever was necessary on a Blue Rose Case and leave it off the books
>But everything done on an X-File had to be documented
>Both failed and were replaced by Fringe Division

>>84203407
There they are Albert

>>84208029
blue rose turned into white tulip

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>>84201187
episodes

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>>84208254
You just blew this case wide open.

>>84207605
probably because rather him and David getting together in person, they did it over skype

>>84202094
garmonbozia etc etc

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>yfw DoppleCoop's hair turns white and he evolves to pure BOB

want to buy muffin

>>84200285
>laura palmer was a dumb whore who fucked half of twin peaks

I cringe whenever a grill tells me she likes Twin Peaks because she relates to Laura Palmer

>>84209143
That's when you're supposed to put on your denim jacket and BOB

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post yfw you realized BOB was "circling" cooper like a shark waiting to possess him ever since he came to twin peaks

when josie dies he manifests directly to cooper and refers to him by name!!!!!!

>>84201706
Kek, good job anon

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>no ABC to reign Lynch in
I can't wait to not get any resolution, and for Lynch to refuse to write a satisfying conclusion.

>>84209431
Do the Truman brothers get their sheriff powers from their hats?

>>84206228

They also say he died the past few days, so he would've been forty when Briggs should've been seventy

>>84207657
That guy who stumbles across the shot looks like even more of a spaz like this?

Bobby walking backwards like this always reminds me that he's got the gift of spirit seeing. At this point he's on his downward path and moves in a way that resembles the dark lodge spirits. I hope Lynch completes his redemption arc in season 3.

>>84208878
>still alive

top kek. that's the Elvis lives tabloid era for you.

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>>84209280

>>84202225
WTF why wasn't he a dwarf here? I never noticed.

Also, do you think he will try to kill Dougie again?

>>84202568
only in black lodge flashbacks later on. Not going to be back in reality. Dougie is here to stay- he will use his sixth sense to defeat enemies and resolve cases

>>84209651
What even IS this meme?

>>84209774
A subpar meme

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>mfw Coop will be back next episode

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>>84209817
>mfw nobody will believe him and he'll have to be Dougie for at least 5 more episodes

This whole thing with BOB inhabiting Cooper's doppelganger doesn't make much sense to me. How can an evil spirit inhabit another evil spirit? At the end of S2 of Twin Peaks it kind of made sense that Cooper came out of the lodge evil because he had been forced to give in to his own dark side and allow BOB to occupy him. But now doppelgangers are actual flesh and blood clones of the original? Why would flesh and blood clones be hanging around in the Lodge which is a spirit world?

>>84209817
Damn, that is one more Mike I would not mind having in the show.

WHERE'S MY AXE

>>84209981
YOU HAVE MY BOW

>>84209937
Agreed desu. Easily the worst thing about the new season, since it retroactively makes the s2 finale less bleak.

>>84207362
>Hating on Coop
Are we entering the meta where we must hate everything that other people like? How do I contraian like the best of them /tpg/

>>84209817
except he won't be

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>>84210138
>How do I contraian like the best of them /tpg/
Transcendental Meditation

>>84200517
>A true body without Organs
elaborate

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If you remove the D from Dale you get ale but Cooper liked coffee, not beer.

>>84209937
Manufactured.

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>>84210213
A Cooper is someone who makes barrels.

>>84200733
Josie did a better job.

>>84209937
>>84210264
Reminder: Maddie was also a manufactured doppelganger.

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>>84210422

>>84207362
why is he not my friend
this picture does nothing to imply he is not my friend
he is my B E S T F R I E N D

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>>84210457
GOod ew can bw ery good firends, anon.

>>84210489
T-that's not the Dale I know!

>>84210509
What od you mean, ann? THay is Special Agent Dale COoper and he is your BEST BESTET frienrs.

>>84207605
Angelo is 80, Anon.

>>84210544
it's very very bad to see you, scary friend!!!

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Cute?

>>84208878
Lads, I thought it was Andy at first. I figured his sweet but kinda dim thing was an act.

>>84210581
I thiought we were goode frirnds, anon. WHhy don't we talk this over over a good cup of coffee that we both know we both like verymuch ?

>>84210612
My mom thought it was Josie, since she had a lot of focus for what seemed like such a pointless character.

I was spoiled going in so I never didn't know.

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What did he mean by this?

>where and with whom are the other 3 dog legs
>what information is included with them
>who are the 2 antagonists he mentions
>who the fuck is joe mccluskey?

>>84210635
I'm so sorry, Anon. I didn't watch the show until like 6 years ago, but I don't watch a lot of TV or movies so I never stumbled onto any spoilers.

>>84210651
Joe McCluskey (June 2, 1911 – August 31, 2002) was an American track and field athlete. During his running career, he won 27 national titles in various distance events and captured the steeplechase title a record nine times in a 13-year period.

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>>84210635
>I was spoiled going in so I never didn't know.
same desu

>>84210651
I would bet any countable sum of money that we're never going to get any serious follow-up on that character. At most, we'll see him explaining to the FBI that he had to let Coop go.

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>>84210583

CUTE

>>84210651
>2 people
the crispy lumberjacks

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>>84210713
Correct!

>>84210436
Aside from her being the same actress as another character who was being possessed by BOB?

Not really.

Also, doppelgangers is a major theme of the series.

>>84210651

Edge lord gave messages on the warden's severed dog legs to dodgy people. Joe McCluskey is something very sensitive this man and is hinting at a dark past of Warden Murphy that he wishes to keep hidden.

>>84210612
>>84210635
>>84210700
>>84208878
Am I the only one who thought Bob was the one who killed Laura? I thought the show was about Dale trying to catch Bob. Had no idea it was supposed to be on the main characters that killed her.

Is BOb real?

>>84210922
Nigga, Bob wasn't introduced until much later

>>84210992
They showed him in episode 3. Do you not remember this scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghSAUjeD_k

>>84211013
I forgot but he wasn't fully introduced, we had no idea what he was at that point. Wasn't until much later that we found out anything more about him

>>84211050
Yeah but it was pretty obvious that he was a major point in the plot since he appeared on Laura's bed. He is scary, looks like a murderer so I just assumed he was the one that did it after coming out of nowhere.

I was not really liking the show until I saw that scene and after that I was hooked. Thats what intrigued me to keep going.

>>84206864
I wonder how much the sheriff's department spent tax payers money on that kind of setup

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>>84211084
>not getting hooked at the first log lady intro
>not getting hooked at the latest at pic related

>>84211097
most expensive thing about it is the mac itself

So why did Lynch make the windows flicker?

@0:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4k-2-AgEVI

>>84211111
checked

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This dumb whore who fucked half of twin peaks and was killed by her dad because she friendzoned him is CUTE!

>>84211150
She is a bit of a butterface.

>>84211130
more bullshit to make people think it means something
which is a lot of what Lynch does

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>>84211167
I'll show you butterface.

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>>84211167
kill yourself

The show was always truly about the Laura Palmer murder and it was no deeper than that. Lynch doesn't work that way and his works are not there to be analyzed.

>>84211127
But you can't exactly go into Office Depot and get a desk that has a pop-up monitor slot that has to be like specially made or custom ordered from somewhere. so that desk easily is in the $1,000 at least the $3,000 range

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>>84211224
Who is this guy?

>>84200324
>Who I was I will never be again

>>84211221
>custom order it from a friendly Twin Peaks carpenter who's known you all your life and respects you (and your brother) as a sheriff

probably got a hefty discount desu

>>84207533
Dougie in the elevator while the doors keep closing on him

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HAD DIGITS, OLD FRIEND

>>84211224
she was such a shit actress, same with both Shaggy and Trumans wife.

>>84211237
same guy from the cell in ep 1/2, he's gotta be some kind of lodge spirit

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>yfw the next 2 episodes are about James doing nothing plot sensitive

Is it true that ep 8 leaked? if so why are none of y'all talking bout it

>>84211330
>implying james is going to show up again
it was a 1 scene cameo
just like bobby

>>84200800
>gta san an
>you're not supposed to miss the train CJ
>CJ
>Cooper Jennings
>Big Ed cucked

>>84211330
>>84211370
>he's always been cool

>>84211352
Only in Croatia.

>>84211317
Shaggy was good, Anon. She was kinda shit. I did my good goy years fighting for Israel, she wasn't believable. Not even as Air Force.

>>84202068
do we think that Lucy fattened him up or he did it through being lazy?

Reminder that Dougie Jones is 11 letters so Coop will be Dougie for 11 episodes

>>84211388
>All you had to do was find the damn lodge, Cooper
>Shiiiieeet you a straight buster, FBI man
>Hol up, lemme get the numba 5 two numba 4 wid extra garmonbozia, a numba 9 large, an a diet coke

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>>84204173
>Lynch fucked all the female cast
>Laura fucked all the male characters

>>84211408
i meant Shaggy's wife

>last scene is a battle between doop and boop
>doop repeatedly chops him in the throat for two minutes straight
>boop coughs up garmonbozia
>doop snaps out of it, looks straight into the camera and says "Hi!"
>cut to black screen with shit eddy vedder song playing
>show isn't renewed

bobby is a cop
it doesn't make sense that we haven't seen him again considering how many of the TP scenes have been at the police station

if he was just going to be in that one episode as a fucking tease, why make him a cop?

does anyone else think Lynch has a problem with blondes? They're all overbearing and angry in s3, In original show they were whores

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Kyle MacLachlan is PURE

>>84211535
To show that he's not a fuck up. Though he'll be back to kick the shit out of that ugly fuck ruining his alien daughter's life

>>84211547
Laura Dern in Blue Velvet and Wild at Heart was chill

Would you rather hug and comfort a sad sheriff Truman or Laura Palmer?

David Lynch is a successful and much admired film and television director. He is also an ardent proponent of Transcendental Meditation. He has established the David Lynch Foundation For Consciousness-Based Education and World Peace. If you read the web site then you'll see that the goals of the foundation are quite noble and quite grand.
As the parent of a school-age child, however, you only need to know three things about him:
He wants your child to learn TM.
He'll pay for it.
He's wants to do this within the authority and moral auspices of your child's school.
The man has wonderful intentions. I know this because so did I when I was a TMer. He believes very deeply that TM will do wonderful things for your children.
And he has research to "prove" it. And lots of celebrity endorsements. And endorsements from educators. The problem is that none of those celebrities and educators know what is behind the facade of the Transcendental Meditation organization. They only know what they've been told.
So when the DLF pitches their proposal to your school's principal, they don't tell the principal everything. And when the principal calls a parent's meeting and lets them pitch it directly to the parents, the DLF folks don't tell you everything either.

>>84211532
>renewed
I thought it was basically a sure thing that this is the end and that they don't want to make more after this. Hence it being a "limited series" and not a normal show according to Showtime.

Riley Lynch went to the same college as me for one year and we took an art class together. He was a huge tryhard

>>84211883
I've heard whispers that season 4 is a possibility. But it's got to be a very slim possibility at best.

>>84211288
>people ignoring this get

>>84211913
Did he try hard to shove his cock down your throat?

>>84212009
Get back to ""levitating"", Lynch

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>>84212009
thank you fellow lynchian have some oc

>>84211856

Lynch isn't a cult leader, he's just the highly indoctrinated charismatic guy they use to push it. Kinda sad, really.

>>84212007
>season 4 happens
>only one member of the original cast is still alive
>its not coop

;_;

>>84212081
Just because Lynch is brilliant and creative it doesn't mean that he's not also completely Looney-Tunes!
The thing about David Lynch is that all of his fabulous achievements don't change one particular thing: they don't change the fact that he is a human being with a human psychology And they don't change the fact that every human psychology comes with a standard set of weaknesses.
This means that David Lynch is as vulnerable as anyone else to falling under the sway of a cult. Again, even very high intelligence is no barrier to cult recruitment, because the psychology of cult recruitment bypasses the intellect. And artistic genius actually makes one more vulnerable because of the fantastic imagination that comes with it.
Cults just love intelligent and creative people. This is because they are just as easily recruited as anyone else, and once recruited they make fantastic tools!
Lynch has completely lost himself, literally, in TM. And in his obvious innate love and compassion for his fellow human beings, once he conceived of a TM crusade then he ran brilliantly with it.
But he's only human, folks. Don't trust your child's happiness to his judgment. He wants your child to end up just like him.

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>>84211733
Anyone who chooses otherwise is a fucking fag

>>84212007
Why can't people understand that season 4 isn't happening because the Showtime series is not really season 3 but it's a miniseries called Twin Peaks: The Return that is just going to tie up the loose ends.

>>84211856
There's nothing wrong with teaching kids to meditate, at least not if his foundation actually does it for free.

TM as a whole? Always a money making scheme to sell overpriced meditation lessons to rich white people, already was when the Beatles travelled to India to learn it. Probably not any more of a cult than Weight Watchers is but probably a scam.

But if Lynch's foundation does pay to teach school children meditation for free I don't see anything wrong with it. It's something more people should do.

>>84212197
It doesn't just teach them to meditate, it teaches them TM. TM isn't just meditation, it's a religion.

>>84212268

What does it involve other than meditating? I mean, I know it's derived from a hinduist practice but it seems like a fairly secularized and westernized version of that practice.

>>84212312
http://www.suggestibility.org/

>>84212268
A religion is something that expects you to believe in something that can't be proven. TM is not that.

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All threads belong to Sheryl Lee

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>>84202476

>>84212010
This is true, i'm not lying. And no, he just drew really edgy pictures

>>84212389
FWWM was the only time she looked attractive. I guess she lost some weight after the show ended.

>>84212416
Was he a rich douchebag? Did he tell people he was Lynch's son?

SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF

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>>84212516
Was it a quote from any of the boys?

>>84202225
Who is this guy? Seriously?

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Has anybody seen Bing?

>>84212631
Bing is the guy who says that line. Or his twin or doppelganger or something.

>>84212336

Not that I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt but that all seems a bit sensationalist to me.

http://www.sbs.com.au/guide/article/2017/06/07/comment-stop-pretending-you-twin-peaks

Why are normies getting so lynched

Daily reminder:

>Nuclear blast scene is still set to occur. Context unknown. This was one of the major Dugpa leaks very early on.
>Iowa City and Paris are apparently very important in second half.
>Prepare for more angels, set pic had several angel costumes in a trailer
>Sheryl Lee was spotted with red hair when filming so there's something happening with Laura/someone who looks very like Laura

>>84212816
>Nuclear blast scene is still set to occur.

What now?

>>84212816
>Prepare for more angels, set pic had several angel costumes in a trailer

Oh fuck this shit. The angels were so retarded and pointless in FWWM we really don't need them again.

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>>84212739
>Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee), stiff and lifeless even when alive.

How dare he insult muh waifu (who of course deserves an Oscar for FWWM)

>>84212835
Some of the earliest leaks said that there was a scene with a nuclear blast. Foreshadowed by the random picture of a nuclear blast that Gordon has behind him, presumably. Not sure why it was leaked earliest because it must've been filmed mid-season... Unless they just did the CGI for it very early on.

>>84212739
Face it, its just not that good as the original so far.

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>>84212863
Plebs just don't understand the wonder that is Sheryl Lee

>>84212739
Face it, S2 sucked major ass.

get in


>>84212977
>>84212977
>>84212977
>>84212977
>>84212977

>>84212739
I absolutley love it but, I find it funny how people saying "I have no clue what is happening during the show" are pretending to like it.

The show is easy as hell to follow and has done a great job so far of setting up all these storylines in Vegas, Peaks and South Dakota and is now slowly starting to tie them all together.

>>84202716
Cooper will only come back for the last episode and then immediately die

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>>84200444
>a shitty brand of cream corn he could get at the supermarket

>>84202283
>last known picture of Dale Cooper looks like something out of a Vanity Fair photoshoot

>>84211237
/ourguy/

>>84211288
HELLO DOUBLES FRIEND

>>84209817
why isn't Patton in the new series?