Whose side are you on? Why?

Megan

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The only side that matters

>>84200059
The one that doesn't look like a middle-aged teenager

Unaligned. Drake is a coked out loser that wasted everything and stopped trying. Josh is a weird numale that I don't care to watch act as an adult. Who cares?

>>84200059
The one who isn't a jew

>>84200113
the Schneidside

>>84200059
I always thought Josh was a faggot, Drake is better than ever now.

>>84200059
Team Josh. Drake is literally the biggest loser in Hollywood. Even more so than Corey Feldman.

>>84200059
What the piss happened to Drake Bell's face? He's got liverspots

>>84200059
josh because I liked the the wackness and he has tasted both intense failure and triumph. drake is just a dogshit dumpster fire caca factory

Whoever wins, we lose

>>84200059
Josh. He was a fat loser who made something of himself. Drake is just pathetic.

>>84200059
Team Josh for life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LmKW3TtuI

>>84200113
We can't keep letting him get away with it.

>>84200193

At least Corey Feldman has a reason to be fucked up. Being passed around as a molested boyslut by Hollywood elite would make you mentally cracked. Drake just got too much money at a young age and had no idea how to invest and spend it properly.

>>84200059
Why is Josh trying so hard to look like a bad John Stamos copy?

>>84200264
Shit wrong clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhwtMOjWerg

>>84200059
Josh has had a hair transplant, Drake hasn't. Drake has superior DNA

>>84200059
Drake. I don't know why I would side with the Theater Thug.

>>84200059
gonna have to go with drake. always root for the underdog

>>84200059
Josh

Josh because he was a fat disgusting slob that got fit and turned his life around.

>>84200264
>"I fuckin hope they fuckin die of fag disease"
What did he mean by this?

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>>84200059

i'm on drake's side. because i know how it feels when people you think are your friends don't consider you their friend. ;_;

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how coked up was the manlet

>>84200526
Seriously anyone who is in josh's side is a fucking normalfag. Drake escapes his life by living in disney land and I escape life by using this website and watching shitty anime.

>>84200113
Dan the Man

Josh, because Drake played Spider-Man in the shitty Spider-Man cartoon that replaced Spectacular.

drake used to have the upper hand, but he fucked it all up

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>>84200059
>drake's drowning in debt
>megan went back to school, faded away
>josh turned into a good looking successful asshole of the highest caliber
whoever wins welose

>>84200398
I hate to say this, but I feel like I just still can't accept him. He's supposed to be fat. It's like he's upset some kind of balance in the universe.

>>84200273
Jesse, calm down

Josh gave me a nod as I walked by him at Comic Con so I'm with him.

>>84200783
>weeaboo defending drake

>>84200556
They're actually both short, Josh is only like 5' 9"

>>84201142
Drake's 5'8", Josh is 6'. Both are manlets either way.

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hot meme fresh off the press

>>84201217
Josh isn't 6' tall

t. Met him

>>84200556
josh was probably wearing big shoes in that photo. drake is really tall.

>>84201807
Good meme.

Who could even defeat Crazy Steve anyway?

>>84201807
I pick Josh just because of how overpowered Crazy Steve is

Josh

You aren't expected to invite old coworkers from your old job to a wedding, but somehow we form this imaginary relationship between Josh and Drake (the real life versions) that doesn't exist beyond being just coworkers at an old job

>>84201987
Megan outsmarts anyone on Josh's team except maybe Mindy.

>>84201807
kek
KEK

Josh probably had a reason to not invite Drake, he seems like an annoying faggot desu senpai

>>84200059
#TeamJosh

He has a strong network, plus he's allied with Dan "the cunny man" Schneider. Drake literally can't touch him.

If you didn't somewhat identify with the plight of Josh growing up get the everloving FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>84200280
>implying Schneider doesn't go both ways

>>84202222
checked

>>84200059
Drake rides on drakenjosh coattails while josh moves on and does other shit
Drake also still attempts to come off as the cooler one while demeaning josh

Josh is just a normal happy guy, drake is bitter and seems manipulative.
And now that josh wants to be away from him he plays the victim

>>84202222
quads of truth.

If you're not too old to care about this then you need to leave.

>>84202299
>goes on thread anyway
Pretentious summerchildren, when will they learn?

Drake threads are honestly the funniest shit I've seen in ages. Don't know why.

>>84202246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSI7Bcbednc

>>84202360
Brendan was unjusted so Drake is the new JUST

>>84202423
>Brendan was unjusted

This is false. He's just at a slightly less painful level of just.

What age group watched the show? 1994-98?

>>84202503
Late millennials

>>84202503
Gen. Z so born 1994 - 2000 probably.

>>84201807
Why did you make Josh orange? Make him a normal human color like everyone else? It will be better

>>84200783
this. /tv/ is pro-drake territory. he is a failure like us. joshfags kill yourselves.

>>84202594
thats his kike sheen, his true color.

>>84202503
1992 here. drake and josh was huge when i was in middle school.

>>84200059

literally both are fucking unfunny hacks.

>>84202615
josh is one of us that rose up and defeated the chad that made fun of him on tv

>>84200113
DAN SCHNEIDER
BRING ALL MY BITCHES BACK

>>84202671
Neither of them wrote their own stuff. Dan Schneider did.

>>84200113
Who?

>>84202653
thats a fucking lie shitstain

t. 92

>>84202692
whatever you say moishe. fucking kike rats make me sick. that josh would know drake for years, FUCKING YEARS longer than some of you cunts on this board and then cuts me off like some stranger. Drake and josh knew each other like brothers. It should make any real Drake and Josh fan seethe with anger. It does for me.

>Josh
>Childhood involves being a fat fuck ridiculed constantly and picked on. But manages to grow and move forwards into a wealthy but down to earth man who marries a young aryan and lives comfortably. Shows hope for the young and bothered kids
>Drake
>Has the looks and is put as a chad his entire childhood. Wastes his money foolishly and is unwilling to adapt or change. Ruins himself by creating enemies with biebs like a true redditor and now is a coked up fiend unable to settle down.

Josh inspires hope, drake is a cautionary tale

>>84202746
hello yuro

>>84202730

i guess that magically makes them funny and not hacks after all.

damn I see the error of my ways. how foolish of me.

>>84202763
Its like a Greek tragedy. All you need is Brendan Fraser and it could pass as an Aristophanes play

>>84202594
original pic was in cali lighting, overexposure makes everything look samey and I'm not good enough with photoshop to darken him without making him look like a corpse

>>84202025
They were also childhood friends

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>>84202762
Josh is a rat bastard and Drake is clearly /ouraryan/. So he does a little bit of heroin, hitler did too big deal. Drake would agree with securing an existence for our people and white children.

>>84202763
>knowing what constitutes reddit behavior
Sounds like you speak from experience. Now go back

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Reminder that Josh Peck is a kike fag and anybody who supports his betrayal of a lifelong friends deserves the rope.

I just don't even understand what Josh was doing, I know Drake is a nutcase but an invite wouldn't fucking hurt, especially when the wedding is small. Don't give me the bullshit about money either because I know for a fact Josh Peck made an assload off of his Vine stint

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>discussing F list "celebrities"

cant say im surprised

>>84203016
They're the new JUST threads. Did you people complain when we discuss Brendan Fraiser's career prospects?

>>84203016
Whats wrong with that? Are you saying we should only discuss the highest budgeting actors?

>>84203079

well you got me on that.

>>84203094

yes.

>>84202878
weird nips, looks like he had surgery to remove his leftover manboobs from being fat

also dem stretchmarks. put a shirt on please

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While I think people care WAY too much about some bullshit celebrity gossip, it seems neither were in the right.

It was a dick move for Josh to not invite Drake, but apparently Drake is a desperate mooch that probably would have kept trying to pitch new show ideas to Josh if he were invited. Plus Josh probably would have had to pay for Drake's plane ticket and hotel stay.

>>84202503
I was born in 1990 and I saw a decent amount of it desu

I never thought that I'd be rich forever but
I found a way, I found a way
I always thought that I'd be set for life but
I found a way, I found a way

If you open up my wallet
See what's inside ($0)
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOMETIME TO PAY THE FINE
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ($0)
Over your shoulder, you know that, I told you
I'll always be 400k in debt
So JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>84203362
So around when you started highschool? I was born around the same time and seen it on tv but never bothered to watch it. Not sure if its because I felt to old or if I just didn't watch tv in general because the internet booming

>>84200059
Why do people who used to be fat and are now thin turn into huge assholes? I've seen that IRL a lot.

>>84200214
coke
see lindsay lohan

Drake reminds me of my grandpa

>>84203502
he grew up in a different time where being fat was entirely socially unacceptable and being a fat child meant you were derided constantly and then he worked really hard change himself and accomplished something not many people are capable of so he became bitter once realizing how different the world began to treat him

>>84203502
The same reason people haze.
When you've been at the bottom of the social totem pole and suddenly find yourself at the top, wielding that new power feels so fucking good compared to your previous life.

>>84202503

I was born in 1992 and I love Drake and Josh

>>84200059
Team Drake, at least he won't ignore you and will produce kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y3-_26tXT8

>>84203860
This surpases kino, this is a joint

>>84200059
Drake = Red Pill
Josh = Shill

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>>84203860

>>84203860
why doesnt he spend christmas w/ friends and family? He has another vid where he contacted musicians to play music with him on christmas

Josh seems like an obnoxious faggot going from his Twitter feed.

>>84204044
his family is Disney Land Resorts

Do you think it came down to their politics too?

I know Josh is a Bernout and Drake has had some right wing opinions, so maybe they weren't getting along during the election.

Lets settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/13263492

>>84200059
Josh is the easy side to be on. Drake was the popular one in the show, Josh was fat and a loser. But Josh turned it around though and is slim and married now, while Drake visits Disneyworld 100 times a year. It just seems like they kind of switched roles, even if the show was never real.

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Whose side are you on? Why?

>>84200214
That's probably just his natural skin. They wear tons of make-up on tv.

>>84200113
dan the man with the plan shnider

>>84202222
Growing up everyone on /tv/ was Josh, as adults we're all Drake.

>>84204098
Drake encouraged josh to lose weight. They were good friends outside of the show.

>>84202878
Seconding that Josh has extremely fucked nips. Did he get gyno surgery or something?

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>>84201807
saved

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>>84204100
Cumia killed niggers in Rhodesia

>>84204071
At this point, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the reason for their fallout was something like the fucking election of all things.

>>84200113
The MAN side

>>84200059
none

>>84202763
Doesn't Drake post edgy anti gay shit on Twitter as well?

>>84200113
Is it wrong if he turns me on?

>>84204808
no

>>84204071
Aryan vs Redditor

Josh probably had him blacklisted from Hollywood for wanting the Raimi Directors cut of Spiderman released to the public.

>>84200133
You have to pick a side or you die, dude.

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Go to bed, Amir.

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>>84201961
Enchilada
Woah I just said that memetically but it reminded me of alex jones dropping the big enchilada on jre but coincidnetally I think hes unironically crazier than crazy steve so I think it'd be a good battle but alex would defeat him

>>84204808
It was one anti-tranny post about Bruce Jenner.

>>84204100
Patrice's. Opie was an insufferable hack and anthony was a cuck through and through.

>>84201807
I would actually pay to see this.

>>84204867
No.

>>84200296
Because him and John Stamos were filming a show where the characters they play are related when the photo was taken

Idk anything about these people but uhh wow

>acting like a turbo bitch because you didn't get invited to the wedding of a coworker from a decade or more ago

Like, KYS levels of desperation.

>>84204017
Dude's 600k or something in debt, how is this supposed to sell me.

>>84202653
Same here

>>84200316
>Josh has had a hair transplant

Really?

>>84205115
He's mean to trannies and is a manchild

>>84202762
Is that you Drake?I hope you were serious about naming your kid Taco

Josh had Mindy so he wins by default.

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Drake seems mentally stuck in his teens, partly because of the poor luck of parents not saving the money from him and him forever working for a kids network.
Josh likely assumed Drake would have ended up fine as he did, but he didn't. And he has no idea how to handle Drake's spiral and can't because he made a life of his own he has to take care of.

>>84200059
Drake is now employed as a tv personality for Disney World. Walking around the park taking photos with whoever recognises him. The studio lost money on his album and he is never paying his debt off so he is owned for life but not talented enough to do anything useful.

>>84204100
Anthony did literally nothing wrong

These threads about Drake bitching for not getting invited to Josh's wedding are really entertaining.

>>84205430
shut the fuck up Josh you shouldve invited him

>>84202878
Oh fuck he has like no muscle mass at all.

>>84200113
Dan "You're never gonna find her" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Dan "You'll never see your family again" Schneider

Reminder Drake is your school bully, and Josh is your fat friend from high school who now has a wife and kids and has a nice paying job who will come to your celebrations and parties.

>>84203860
>he does this for free
>this is what his time is worth

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>>84200059
Why do they have the same face?

Why do all child stars have misaligned eyes and narrow faces and squinty eyes?

>>84205619
Josh is your fat "friend" who always wanted to be player 1 and demanded that it was "his turn" to play whatever single player game you were playing at the time.

>>84200233
I remember seeing that on a redbox. Nice dubs too.

>>84202423

Brendan is still in JUST mode, but is viewed with sympathy because he seems like a nice person. It's more fun to ridicule someone who has a reputation for being an asshole.

>>84205619
>Reminder Drake is you
Now you're speaking my language.

>>84202878
Omg, once you go fat, your skin is forever ruined. Gross.

>>84200059
I have to side with Drake because he's a sad loser like me and Josh is just a normie Chad-lite now

>>84205326

Well put.

>>84205619
No one's buying it Josh

>>84205233
>tfw you'll never get raped by Mindy as she berates you

classic drake and josh scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evR_cizAIak

>>84200256
>He was a fat loser who made something of himself.

He still is a fat loser, even if he isn't technically fat anymore.

He'll never escape it. He'll always be known before anything else as the fat kid.

Drake looks like a normal guy while Josh looks like a Hollywood faggot. Drake all day. Only queers faggots vote Josh

>>84202878
>white girl to the left has bigger ass than the negro to her right
NIGGERS BTFO

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would you a Drake Bell?

>>84206208
Does that make you feel better about yourself?

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>mfw schniederverse
the concept is stupid

>>84206387
>5'7"

>>84206393
>Does that make you feel better about yourself?

In what way?

>>84206387
are those tats even real?

>>84200316
Drake looks like a middle aged man in his 20s, you're wrong

>>84206452
No. Property of Disney is not allowed to be permanently marked

>drake bell
hangs out at disneyland all day every day
>josh peck
has a strong acting career

>>84200783
Josh would have been a complete failure had he not unJUST himself. How many fat child actors stay relevant? He's proof that we can all make it

>>84206238
t. Jake Bell
>Normal guy
Lol
https://youtu.be/qxBtla75tGo

>>84200122
They both do

>>84206589
What the fuck

>>84204274
>sexist, transphobic and generally lame

Of course this retarded twat doesn't use an Oxford comma

The thing is Drake was never good looking or musically talented as Schneider marketed him to be. Now he hangs out at Disney everyday in the hopes people will recognize him.

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they're both gayfags assuming thats not the same person

and anyone that gives a flutin toot about them is a flippin dip

>>84202878
Josh just has to put on more muscle and he'll be fine.

>>84200059
drake obviously is like this sad guy you know from school who still keeps talking about all the "epic" stuff that you haven't thought about in years and then you realize that his life never really moved beyond this point

>>84200309
Is this flick worth a watch?

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>friendly reminder Megan won irl too

>>84207010
Millionare aint shit tgese days, thats middle clasd these days

>>84207085
Point me to the high class actor making billions. I'll wait while you Bing it

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>>84207010
at what price... poor thing, but what a lucky fatass

>>84202878
>That body
JUST

Dont ever get fat, anons. Youll be fucked for life