Why didn't sam and frodo fly to mordor?

They were fools.

>>84200045

Mordor didn't have an airstrip because Sauron's tax policy on the Orcs was shit. Couldn't amass the necessary funds to construct an airport. Thus, Frodo and Same had to go by land.

>>84200045
look at all the lightining. the ring is metal and so it conducts electricity. Frodo and the eagles would have been roasted because the ring would have gotten shocked and killed everyone

also look at the dragons patorling the place. it would have been a gruesome fight and no one would have liveed

also look at eh volcano spweing moltan lava the fire could have seared the eagles and killed them with super fireballs

also look at the great eye watching everything ifthat great eye had seen the eages every evil thing would have gunned them down

also look at the air it is a poisonous fume riddled with ash and dust and is toxic so everybodys lungs would have died after berathing in all that for so long

>>84200045
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>>84201152
ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU GANDALF
Is it a good thing if I can quote every line from fellowship and most lines from towers?

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>>84200045
Sam was too fat

>>84200045
because sauron would have kilt them.
that is why they waited till he was dead to fly in

>>84200045
Why didn't they mail the ring to Mordor with a note politely requesting that it be destroyed? That's how a real hobbit would handle the situation.

>>84200045
why didn't middle earth have cars

>>84200045

because the bad guy is an eye at the top of a tower.

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Why wasn't he invisible?

>>84203077
the ring makes Hobbits invisible because Hobbits are only good for hiding

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>>84203182

>big glorified chickens flying in carrying hobbits from the region the ring was known to have ended up
>Sauron and the Nazgul at full strength
Yeah, what could go wrong?

>>84203077
He is master of the ring, he controls it completely while he has it in his possession.

they didnt fly so good

>>84200045
you need story, thats why