>Computer, age all of the Star Trek girls by ten to fifty years, arrange them in a lazily-edited Paint image, and then simulate a few dozen shitposters on /tv/ arguing over which one is still the hottest
>Disengage safety protocols
certainly the bears would come out ahead against the marines
Going solely by this, troi, kira, dax, seven, Torres and Hoshi would get it.
Maybe Janeway
momma troi i need MILKY'S NOW!!!!!!
That Kira though
Kira, Other Dax, Torres, Hoshi
>>84194955
Once again, Jadzia reigns supreme as best Dax.
Also,
>Tfw you'd still sell a pet to have a threesome with 2017 Kira and Seven.
>>84194955
in this image I'd give troi the dick
yes even over hoshi.
plentyof opportunities to fuck 20-something asians but milfs as milf as troi are rare
>>84195172
Jadzia looks like a coked out 80's movie character.
Ezri just needs some makeup and exercise.
someone needs to post more of troi
>>84194955
God Tier:
>Kira
MILF Tier:
>Troi
>Seven
>Jadzia
Cute enough Tier:
>Torres
>Hoshi
GILF/Oma Tier
>Uhura
>Dr Crusher
Eh, I would, after a few beers Tier:
>T'pol
>Janeway (only if small penis humiliation role-play)
JUST tier
>Yar
>Kes
>Fat Ezri
>>84195105
that white streak is super hot, Bashir is a fucking lucky man
>>84195246
Bullshit. Jadzia looks like the once-hot 50 year old power MILF you pick up at the local upscale chain restaurant in your upper middle class suburb of a some 2nd tier Southern city who has a chip on her shoulder because her lawyer husband left her for his blonde summer intern, who goes drink for drink with you before taking you back to her place and screaming in her cracking post-menopausal voice, her sagging tits and big, breast-fed nipples bouncing as she gives you the best cowgirl fuck you've ever experienced, leaving you a quivering mess as you grab the bedsheets for dear life. She sends you home, and doesn't return your texts.
Ezri looks like that that pretty girl you knew in highschool who wouldn't give you the time of day settled down with some chad you hated, who you catch up with at your 25 year reunion and after three kids, a career in nursing, and 80 or so pounds, you feel like you dodged a bullet as you wonder what you ever saw in her in the first place.
That is an EXTREMELY flattering Troi pic.
>>84195506
Still would
>>84195506
The THICC-ness just makes her hotter, desu
She gives off a major Monica Bellucci/Nigella Lawson/Nóa Vardolos vibe and I'd probably eat a turd for the chance to suck/nibble/otherwise play with her big pepperoni mommy nipples for a few minutes.