ITT: comedians brainlets will never understand

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>Elmo has an idea. Suck Elmo's dick that's an idea. Don't you think that's a good idea, Zoey?
What did he mean by this?

>>84187795

>>84187795
This is good pasta bitch.

Another /v/edditor thread
Remember the ones who post this trash are against our sister board /pol/

>>84187164
the good thing about matei being ousted as a huge faggot recently is that we don't see him starting threads about himself on here anymore. there are so many skeletons in his closet, it's not even worth it to him to try and whiteknight himself anymore. he gets put back right in his fuckin place every time

>>84187795
Mike is in another dimension of humour, he is too sophisticated for brainlets to understand. Loco Bandito will be widely celebrated as a masterpiece of comedy in the year 2050

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>Mike & Ryan videos are now getting more views than James solo videos

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>>84188103
BTNMasherDraco shitposts about his twink lover Matei on both /r/ and here. All day. Everyday

>>84188221
>being ousted as a huge faggot
being in a relationship with a transgender woman DOES NOT make you gay.

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>>84188103
>sister board /pol/
Cringe.

>>84187795

Funny or not, it is nice to see someone willing to be offensive. I have much more respect for Mike knowing that he isn't some SJW.

>>84188869
that was back in 2004. nobody cared about this shit back then.

>>84188893
That would still be wildly offensive back then. Hell, even in the 80s

>>84188428
Where did you get this?

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Sam Hyde

although he went a bit too far with the trip to London

>>84187164
his sense of humor really is awful. It's juvenile more than anything and I laugh at some dumb shit but he just comes off as "cringe: the guy".

>>84187795
Yiiiiiiiiikes

>>84188893
>>84187795
back in 2004 it was all the rage to be edgy and offensive

>>84187795
Anyone having a problem with this comic is a gigantic faggot

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Wait. People unironically like Mike?

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>>84191171

he's a big guy

10 inches in fact

>>84191218
More like 9 inches. And the heads not that big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfSFamiP3mA

>mike was mad that bootsy was more popular so he got ryan to fire him

>>84191283
you can shut up now

>>84188428
he has a twitter page under the same name. check out his photos

>>84190327
>Anyone having a problem with this comic is a gigantic faggot
mike is simply an unfunny cunt. there's no way to defend that. you can tell he's used "edgy and offensive humor" his whole life to make up for his lack of wit because it's dirt cheap humor that'll always get a laugh from idiots. he has such a bitchy attitude too. you and his other defenders are the true faggots and everyone knows it

>>84188103
>the reddit board of this site is calling other boards reddit
Nice one

Is he still dating that trap?

>>84190327
It's just fucking retarded. I don't give a fuck if it's racist or not. It's just painfully stupid.

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>>84193657
my god these are gold

>>84187795
I don't have an issue with the content, but I do find it incredibly un-funny.

>>84189396
remove the eyes and it will actually be creepy

>>84192662
uh excuse me did you mean woman?

>>84187164
Yes, Mike is a comedy genius. By far the best part of cinemassacre.

>>84188414
why does the tomato look like Ryan?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqStuog8Znc

>>84193705
Isn't it strange that both the The Loco Bandito and Mike both have enormous penises? Is it a coincidence?

Mike has always been funny

>>84187795
>>84193657
>>84193705
I bet this guys comics are going to become a meme for how crude and low-brow they are and then some autists on a certain website will think it's serious and unironically consider him a comedic genius.

>>84193913
i bet he thought that was an average penis size as he has used to seen a 10-incher daily when he steps out the shower

>>84193974
did that warp his mind?

Please stop bullying Mike and his girlfriend. They don't deserve this harassment. And please flag down all re-uploads of the Inspector Gadget video and the Elmo video.

>>84194004
his mind isn't warped, his humor is just incomprehensible for normal people, only the likes of philosophers and scientists understand his material

>>84187795
>Beyond the racism - which is fucking horrific - this comic is just fucking dumb.
The racism is not "horrific" it's just cringey and tryhard. There is plenty of funny racist humour out there, but you have to be a retard to think something is funny by virtue of being racist.

Mike is the Diogenes of our time

>>84190327
I have no sympathy for minorities but this guy's comics just aren't funny.

>>84194058
Are you saying Nietzsche, Freud and Newton would enjoy his comics?

Is /ourmike/ the biggest reddit filter of all time?

>>84194194
Yes, he's so funny!

>>84194187
most definitely

I'm convinced half of the unironic "Mike is /ourguy/" posts are made by Mike.

>>84191171
Couldn't tell if that was from Game Sack or not.

>>84194280
Game Sack is max comfy

>James & Mike movie review
>Silence until James speaks
>Mike stares at him, terrified of giving the wrong opinion
>James doesn't give opinion of movie yet
>Mike clambers for something to say
>James reveals his opinion of movie
>Mike instantly agrees with whatever James says

Happens in every joint movie they review they do.

Watch the first 30 seconds to see I am right.

>>84194280
>>84194320
Jesus christ don't tell these mouth breathers about Game Sack

>>84194413
They're not some kind of secret club. It's not like I'm telling them about European microcomputer channels.

>>84194255
Simply art imitating life

>>84189396
>Itoldyoutoshutupbutyoudidntlisten____ohlookafreeipad.jpg

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>>84194273
>I'm convinced half of the unironic "Mike is /ourguy/" posts are made by Mike.
Half? Bro, he was caught shitposting on here like 5 times, and was caught redhanded on reddit trying to whiteknight himself (elvis8atari). He posts in every. single. thread. he's. mentioned. in.

Mike, since you're reading this: retire bitch

>>84191171

no. its a ruse.

>>84191171
It's really weird how James smoothed out and cleaned up his skin in photoshop with this picture. It's real obvious. Just how it was obvious that mike slathered makeup underneath his eyes to cover up the bags in that recent arcade beat-em-up video. These dudes creep me out

>>84195551
How can you tell the image is photoshopped?

>>84195753
by the pixels

>>84195753
yeah, his forehead and his left cheek are real obvious. nothing wrong with touching up a photo, it just looks weird. mike putting makeup on to cover the bags under his eyes is just flat out creepy, though. like a mortician fucked up the makeup on a corpse. especially when you know how crazy insecure he is about everything